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She looked over to fox, and on top of his smooth furry belly, he was only wearing a little speedo! It wasn't hiding a lot and made it easy to see just how much space it needed to fit his bulge. Isabelle blushed a bit thinking of Fox and his cute, fluffy body. But his loud tummy wouldn't stop either.\n\n\"Something wrong, Isabelle?\" Fox asked, \"My boy... er, my friend, Falco, was off getting us both a snack at the bar, but he sure is taking a long time... I'm really hungry!\" Isabelle blushed, she could tell, and hear that for herself! \n\n\"It's okay, I don't mind.\" She smiled happy, if not a little naughty, staying close to the barely-dressed fox fella. Meanwhile, Fox would be waiting a while, because R.O.B. was able to scope out the snack bar, and saw Falco in a thong and jacket, taking a seat next to a tall red-orange breegull named Kazooie! He had his arm behind her back, seeming quite close to his fellow cranky birdy.\n\n\"Jeeze laweez, what's takin' so long!\" The blue bird grumbled.\n\n\"Pipe down, star boy.\" Kazooie looked down at the thonged avian beside her, \"I don't want you leavin' any time soon!\"\n\nThe bartender skeleton interrupted. \"do you two have enough ketchup?\" Sans asked, before his bottle spilled open all over the counter. \"aw jeeze.\"\n\n\"Can you believe this guy?\" Falco got up, \"I'm outta here! Call me sometime, toots.\" Falco waved to Kazooie before running and jumping into the sky. Apparently he could fly!\n\n\"Gosh Kazooie, do you like that guy? You two seem like a perfect match.\" Her big bear friend grumbled as he laid on his back, sunbathing in the nude. \n\n\"He can't handle me.\" Kazooie spun around in her chair, stopping as she looked out at Banjo. \"Someone's jiggy is showing. Make sure you rub sunscreen all over that small fry. 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The climbers enjoyed how much things changed since the 80's, including that!\n\n\"I too tire of society's simple-minded basis for pre-established thoughts.\" Jigglypuff moaned in a highly intellectual voice. \"Why, if you do ever need a moment to update your country-side folklore, Mr. Banjo, do seek out your Rare friend, Donkey Kong, when he's done oogling his faded mistress from his foreboden heart-longing past.\"\n\nJigglypuff's poke-friend Pikachu, was always stumped by the lil pink orb. \"I don't know what that means, but I don't like it!\" In their annoyance, they summoned a large thunderbolt from the sky, which was enough to scare poor little Squirtle straight out of their shell! The tubby little twirtle flew into the air, their naked butt and genitals flopping in the breeze! Everyone around to watch the big music performance on stage couldn't help but look up and see them spread out in detail, before the shy sheller covered up their chest and between their legs.\n\nCaptain Olimar pointed up, noting how the static electricity might have had some strange effects. Pac-Man was found floating, T-posing above him, flying off in the air, towards a pipe in the air! He was magnetized right to it - but as he came close to it, a pirahna plant popped out. They were very serious! But here was this goofy, smiling orb, doing his default pose and disobeying gravity. \"You can't be serious... say psych. Say psyche right now.\" But Pac-Man said nothing, so the planty spat a spike-ball towards him to blast him back. This just made him fly further up into space. Goodbye Pac-Man.\n\n\"I wish that were me.\" Sighed Olimar, still stuck on this strange planet, without anything under his suit either! He turned around to look on stage - there was a big song going on! Pauline, the mayor of New Donk City, was giving one of her special performances. And this time she was joined by the star of Splatoon, a cackling Iggy Koopa, and Diddy Kong on guitar! Daisy was dancing behind them all, and to the side, Olimar watched everyone cheer. Mario, Donkey Kong, and Ridley were all loving the show! \"I guess maybe it's not so bad here...\" the short little old captain said.\n\n\"I feel inclined to disagree...\" Samus eyed over, annoyed at Ridley's presence. Between him and Dark Samus both joining, the occasional appearance of Mother Brain and other metroids, it felt like apart from her, the only other familiar smashers were her enemy.\n\nBehind the performers, Bomberman was setting off explosions to make everything look more cool and dramatic! Daisy, in all her wreckless dancing, also accidentally punched Toad right in the crotch. 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Beachside Smash:
It was the summer of 2020 and all the characters from Smash, fighters and trophies and background singers alike decided to join together to celebrate! Not everyone came, but a lot of the cute ones did.
Yoshi walked up to the scene holding a bunch of melons, with a tubby Luma tagging along behind him.
"Why hello Kirby!" Yoshi spoke, "I'm going to eat until I'm as round and fat as you today!" Kirby cheered happily - wearing a little crown, the pink puffball already swallowed up a pink princess, well ahead of yoshi's plan to eat lots and lots!
"Did you bring my drink?" Grumbled King K. Rool in a tight little thong that showed off a round compact bulge below his belly.
"Pichu did!" Yoshi nodded, as the little pokemon toddled up to the scene. He was looking cool in sunglasses and sandals - his pika-penis hanging right out in the open! But who could notice that widdle thing when he was drinking King K. Rool's drink.
"I am going to eat this little rodent..." K. Rool growled, "Right after he finishes frinking my boba... I want the full effect!"
Star Fox leaned back against a... table or something. "Boba? Haven't had that in forever. Delicious stuff!" He sipped his own drink. The thought alone made him realize he hadn't eaten anything. His belly grumbled and growled, almost like it was trying to compete with King K. Rool!
"Oh!" Isabelle was surprised, since she was standing right next to fox, and her short stature put her ear right next to his tummy as he rumbled in front of her. She looked over to fox, and on top of his smooth furry belly, he was only wearing a little speedo! It wasn't hiding a lot and made it easy to see just how much space it needed to fit his bulge. Isabelle blushed a bit thinking of Fox and his cute, fluffy body. But his loud tummy wouldn't stop either.
"Something wrong, Isabelle?" Fox asked, "My boy... er, my friend, Falco, was off getting us both a snack at the bar, but he sure is taking a long time... I'm really hungry!" Isabelle blushed, she could tell, and hear that for herself!
"It's okay, I don't mind." She smiled happy, if not a little naughty, staying close to the barely-dressed fox fella. Meanwhile, Fox would be waiting a while, because R.O.B. was able to scope out the snack bar, and saw Falco in a thong and jacket, taking a seat next to a tall red-orange breegull named Kazooie! He had his arm behind her back, seeming quite close to his fellow cranky birdy.
"Jeeze laweez, what's takin' so long!" The blue bird grumbled.
"Pipe down, star boy." Kazooie looked down at the thonged avian beside her, "I don't want you leavin' any time soon!"
The bartender skeleton interrupted. "do you two have enough ketchup?" Sans asked, before his bottle spilled open all over the counter. "aw jeeze."
"Can you believe this guy?" Falco got up, "I'm outta here! Call me sometime, toots." Falco waved to Kazooie before running and jumping into the sky. Apparently he could fly!
"Gosh Kazooie, do you like that guy? You two seem like a perfect match." Her big bear friend grumbled as he laid on his back, sunbathing in the nude.
"He can't handle me." Kazooie spun around in her chair, stopping as she looked out at Banjo. "Someone's jiggy is showing. Make sure you rub sunscreen all over that small fry. Need a hand?"
"Kazooie!" Banjo blushed, despite keeping his legs spread nude. "You don't have hands anyway, and your feathers are way too ticklish."
Speaking of feathers, Mr. Game and Watch was trying to hold off the Duck Hunt Duck from trading spots with Kazooie the whole time she and Falco were flirting. Between the 2D blot's beeping, and the duck's quacking, they were making quite a ruckus. But the duck flew off to go chase after Falco on their own.
"Guess I'm not the only bear here either!" The Ice Climbers bear looked down at Banjo from above, checking out his nude body. "Whether we're at the beach, or in the snow, it looks all our eggplants get a little small." Banjo blushed again as the Ice Climbers pulled up beside him.
"We haven't had a game in like 30 years..." the male, Popo, rambled.
"What else is new?" Nana asked him, bored, but happy they could live on in Smash together after all these years, while still looking cute and fit! Also they're adults here, never read a manual saying their age! But the 80's were forever ago.
"I brought my date to the beach, that's new!" The bear grinned proudly.
Banjo looked back at both Ice Climbers on the bear's sides. "Are you dating one of those climbers? Which one?"
The big bear scooped them both up and cuddled them against his chest, "I'll leave that to you to figure out."
Behind him, Ditto slung forward, before transforming into the Ice Climbers bear too! "If you each want a bear of your own, I can help out..." The two climbers looked at each other.
"Actually, Ditto..." A young boy spoke up, it was Ness. "I believe those two are Poly-Anna with the bear. That means all three of them are dating each other, or some similar arrangement. It's best not to impede unless they solicit such a thing from yourself." The lil' brainiac sure knew his words. The climbers enjoyed how much things changed since the 80's, including that!
"I too tire of society's simple-minded basis for pre-established thoughts." Jigglypuff moaned in a highly intellectual voice. "Why, if you do ever need a moment to update your country-side folklore, Mr. Banjo, do seek out your Rare friend, Donkey Kong, when he's done oogling his faded mistress from his foreboden heart-longing past."
Jigglypuff's poke-friend Pikachu, was always stumped by the lil pink orb. "I don't know what that means, but I don't like it!" In their annoyance, they summoned a large thunderbolt from the sky, which was enough to scare poor little Squirtle straight out of their shell! The tubby little twirtle flew into the air, their naked butt and genitals flopping in the breeze! Everyone around to watch the big music performance on stage couldn't help but look up and see them spread out in detail, before the shy sheller covered up their chest and between their legs.
Captain Olimar pointed up, noting how the static electricity might have had some strange effects. Pac-Man was found floating, T-posing above him, flying off in the air, towards a pipe in the air! He was magnetized right to it - but as he came close to it, a pirahna plant popped out. They were very serious! But here was this goofy, smiling orb, doing his default pose and disobeying gravity. "You can't be serious... say psych. Say psyche right now." But Pac-Man said nothing, so the planty spat a spike-ball towards him to blast him back. This just made him fly further up into space. Goodbye Pac-Man.
"I wish that were me." Sighed Olimar, still stuck on this strange planet, without anything under his suit either! He turned around to look on stage - there was a big song going on! Pauline, the mayor of New Donk City, was giving one of her special performances. And this time she was joined by the star of Splatoon, a cackling Iggy Koopa, and Diddy Kong on guitar! Daisy was dancing behind them all, and to the side, Olimar watched everyone cheer. Mario, Donkey Kong, and Ridley were all loving the show! "I guess maybe it's not so bad here..." the short little old captain said.
"I feel inclined to disagree..." Samus eyed over, annoyed at Ridley's presence. Between him and Dark Samus both joining, the occasional appearance of Mother Brain and other metroids, it felt like apart from her, the only other familiar smashers were her enemy.
Behind the performers, Bomberman was setting off explosions to make everything look more cool and dramatic! Daisy, in all her wreckless dancing, also accidentally punched Toad right in the crotch. A puff of spores sprouted from his head, which at least created more colorful explosions behind the performance too!
Off in the distance Captain Falcon posed, his scarf flapping dramatically in the wind. He saluted the Smash scene, "Time to get on my Falcon Shorts and party!" He looked down at the little blue speedster beside him. "What about you, Sonic? Are you gonna get on your Sonic Speedos?"
Sonic replied quickly with a lot of speed, "No."
"Come on!" Captain pleaded, running past one of those Dragon Quest slimes as Sonic watched the music performance.
"Now this is happenin'." Sonic nodded cooly.
Master Hand loomed over the scene, pointing his finger downards, and creating a circle between his thumb and pointer finger as the scene faded to black.",
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