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(Nudity starts after the second set of dashes.)
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After a few months with a new mayor, everyone in town was doing great.Tom Nook’s been able to enjoy his new job, but he was curious to see how the museum was doing. Everyone’s been saying it’s been filled with new creatures, statues, paintings, and even dinosaurs! However, every time he tried to visit, Blathers was always asleep. It felt a bit wrong to wander around without his permission, so one night the two of them planned to take a tour together.
“Right this way, Mr. Nook,” Blathers greeted the tanuki at the entrance. The chunky-rumped tanuki walked on in feeling like quite the guest.
The museum looked much larger on the inside, Tom was in awe - and Blathers loved seeing others delight in the sights.
“Why don’t we got to our most recently completed exhibit, the aquarium.” Blathers hooted calmly as he lead Tom through the building. “Try not to wet yourself - just a joke!”
Tom didn’t laugh but museum guides weren’t known for being funny.
Blathers blabbed on about all the different creatures in the tanks, and Nook suddenly felt himself getting bored and sleepy. Maybe a museum visit at night wasn’t a great idea. Something tickled his foot and started pulling him back. The sleepy tanuki didn’t fight it since it was pulling him away from Blathers’s tour.
SPLASH!
“Mr. Nook!”
Tom found himself pulled into a tank by one an octopus the mayor caught. It was an honor.
“I’ll save you Mr. Nook,” Blathers cried as he flew up to the top of the tank and pulled the tanuki’s paw. Another octopus tugged at Tom’s vest - the sleepy tanuki yawned as Blathers tried to save him. After a few minutes of splashing and pulling, Tom and Blathers were launched out of the octopus tank, safely onto the floor.
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“Hoo! That was a close one.” Blatheres wheezed on all fours, out of breath.
“I fell asleep, what happened?” Yawned Tom, laying on his back in the middle of the room.
Blathers looked over to make sure his guest was okay, when he noticed something different.
“T-Tom! HOO!” Blathers covered his beak.
The lazy tanuki sat up, legs spread, he felt dizzy, cold, and wet. “What’s wrong, Blathers?”
The bird looked down from Nook’s eyes, to his tummy, to his... well, his...!
Tom turned around and looked in the tank, seeing his clothes floating in the water. Did that mean...? He looked down his stomach, noticing his bare fur, and his bare everything else.
“Goodness!” Tom blushed, closing his legs. However, his thighs hid a lot of his balls, but his little penis still poked out on top of them. The panicked tanuki’s eyes widened as he looked over at Blathers, who was obviously eyeing his little worm. “I’m cold and wet! Please don’t look.” Tom put a paw over his privates, his ears lowering as they turned pink.
“Wait a minute...” Blathers gasped, patting his chest with his wing, “MY TIE!”
Blathers ran to the tank and watched an octopus swim by, wearing his favorite green bowtie. “Oh my goodness! I’m naked, I’m completely nude! Oh how embarrassing...” Blathers covered his belly shyly with his wings. “What am I to do?”
Tom Nook raised an eyebrow. What clothes did Blathers ever wear? He thought it was Silly, but when Blathers turned around covering his crotch, with no bowtie under his beak, he looked much more naked than Nook would have thought.
“Oh dear, hm.” Tom thought, “Maybe we could get clothing at the Able Sisters?” Of course, they were never open this late at night - Blathers scolded him for not remembering something so obvious.
Someone’s voice echoed down the hall. “I want to see the aquarium!”
Tom and Blathers looked at each other, someone else was here!? They had to do something!
Blathers flew up to an empty tank, there was a sign above the tank he could his his face behind, but his belly and legs were visible near the top of the tank, giving quite the view to anyone wandering by. Maybe they wouldn’t look if it was empty? Blathers could only hope.
Tom simply slid underneath one of the benches, hiding for cover, but one look down and it’d be easy to see that big round tanuki butt under the seat.
The pair did their best to be quiet. They heard someone’s footsteps in the room - Blathers had to keep moving his spread, naked legs to keep floating at the top of the tank. Tom held his tail under the bench, even if it meant exposing his biggole butt - the two shook nervously as they waited for the visitor to pass.
“Gasp!” A girl’s voice surprised the two. Did she see Tom’s naked butt? Did she watch Blathers swim nude in the well-lit tank?
“There’s water on the floor. I’ll go tell Blathers to clean it.” The boy owl blushed - he couldn’t clean at a time like this! But the cute little footsteps ran out of the room, and the two boys sighed with relief.
The owl hopped out of the tank, dripping wet and naked, as he gave Tom’s butt a light kick with his foot. “Let’s get out of here!”
The fat tanuki needed a paw getting up, the two males blushed as they helped one another and ran down to the next room.
“This is so degrading,” huffed Tom. However, he was distracted by all the statues and paintings in the room. “Ooh... hey! We could use this.” The tanuki saw a statue of a long, tall creature. There was a leaf right between its legs he tried to grab, but pull as he might, it wouldn’t come off.
“Hehehe! That’s a statue, Mr. Nook. This statue was actually from-”
“Not now!” Nook hushed the blabber mouth. “Clothes first.”
The two only got a second before the girl’s voice came back, “He’s not in front, where is he?” The two males looked at each other and covered themselves. They had to hide again, but the statues weren’t as round as they were.
“Up here!” Blathers pointed to a block meant for a future statue. He stood up on it and covered his face, hoping the visitor wouldn’t recognize him.
“Erm, ahem...” Tom coughed, getting quite the eyeful of the nude owl. That water sure was cold, not just for the tanuki! But then again he seemed to match some of the statues around. Before thinking any further, he heard someone’s footstep come closer and jumped up to the block beside Blathers. Tom tried his best to cover between his legs, but it was one luxury tanukis didn’t have. At least he could cover the furry nub above his large balls, and with his other paw he covered his eyes, as not to be noticed.
The two males silently posed, not sure if anyone entered the room, until they heard someone breathing right in front of them.
“Woah...” the voice gasped, taking in the new statues. “They look so real! Look at all the fur.” The girl reached out and poked Tom Nook’s round belly - it took all his might not to giggle. “Oh oops! It’s still wet. Must be new.” She brushed off her wing as she walked over to Blathers.
“Hoo gosh!” She thought out loud, getting an eyeful of the museum owner’s bare tummy and everything underneath. She got quite the look at his birdy winky and balls since no one was in the room to judge her. “Oh woops, I need to find Blathers.” The girl flew off to another room, and the two males sighed, relaxing their bodies - their big bellies puffing outward as they sat their naked butts down.
“That was close.” Blathers shivered.
“Too close! She touched me.” Tom complained.
“Gulp! I uh, think that sounded like Celeste...” Blathers blushed in shame - of all the people to see him nude, that was one owl he didn’t want to show off to!
“She sure liked me, can we please get out of here?” Tom begged as the two ran out to the main hall, ready to run out of the museum and into the night, but just as they reached the door it began to open. The two sprinted away as they heard a few more animals walk inside.
Tom Nook ran into the dinosaur chamber, trying his best to find a pair of bones to hide behind, but he was too fat! All he could do was make sure the thickest bone covered up his littlest bone. However, seeing all the dinosaur skeletons late at night got on Tom’s nerves, causing the nude tanuki to run out into the hall, his biggole balls bouncing with every step, and his penis jiggling along lightly on top.
Blathers had the same luck - he ran into the bug exhibit, hoping to find a new leaf to cover himself with, or perhaps a tree he could fly into for the night. However, there were bugs everywhere! Bugs on the leaves, the trees, and on his knees. This place was crawling with bugs! The poor owl ran out screaming, just in time to bump into Tom Nook in the hallway. The two bonked heads and fell on their backs and butts. With their arms and legs splayed out, the two dizzily fought for consciousness before passing out on the floor.
“I still can’t find Blathers anywhere! Who’s going to clean the floor?” Celeste whined as she finished searching the museum. She entered the hallway to find her brother and Tom Nook laying naked on the floor together.
The birdy gasped in shock, staring at the two - she knew she shouldn’t look at Blathers, which kind of happened anyway, but one she noticed the fat tanuki balls Tom Nook had on him, her eyes lit up like the stars as she stared at the new exhibit.
The group of animals that entered through the front door ran through the museum pretty quickly! “Well, I think we’ve seen everything that’s on display...” one of them commented as the four wandered up to the front. There they found Blathers, Tom, and Celeste together - the girl owl blushing pink and giggly over her findings.
“Weird,” one of the lazy villagers commented, “I didn’t think owls slept at night.” The four of them surrounded the two naked town helpers, getting quite a few looks, and even taking a few pictures on their phones.
“Hey! Flash photography is strictly prohibited.” Celeste enforced the rules while Blathers laid around naked doing nothing.
“Don’t worry I didn’t have flash turned on,” one of the cats chuckled before Celeste shooed them out of the building. After a few more moments of stargazing, the two males woke up. They looked at each other, and then down at each other’s bits. They’d seen so much of each other tonight, they didn’t bother covering, they were just glad to be alone. At least, they were until they noticed Celeste.
“Blathers!” The owl cried, “There’s a spill in the aquarium, you have to go check on it.”
The owl nervously stood up, his tiny birdy bits and feathered owl balls bounced in front of the two. “Oh no! A leak? I better go stop it!” He ran right past the two, bits flopping freely, and a bit of his feathered butt showing as he left the room.
“And you, Mr. Nook... you’re naked! Let’s go get you some clothes from the Able Sisters.” Celeste took the sophisticated male’s paw, shamelessly looking at his big balls as she walked him out of the museum.
Tom felt his naked butt bounce with every step behind him - he should really try working out or something. However, the breeze outside reminded him to try covering his furry penis instead, even if his balls couldn’t be completely covered, he had to do something.
“But erm, my dear, the Able Sisters won’t be open until the morning!” Tom professed as Celeste walked him to the store.
“Oh, don’t worry at all Mr. Nookington, I’ll stay here and wait with you all night until it opens!” Celeste giggled, never thinking she’d get the chance to spend the night with Tom Nook like this.
“All night!?” the tanuki gasped. Somehow, he’d have to think of a way out of this before Sable and Mabel arrived in the morning...