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Grandaddy Alex and James were in the kitchen drinking coffee together.\n\n\"So yeah...Would you?\" James smiled up at his father. \"I mean...the three of us are all together....But Lars...He's my....everything...\"\n\n\"Well shit son, I'd be HONORED to!\" Grandaddy Alex chuckled happily. \"I don't think I'll fit into the old suit too well, though.\"\n\n\"Really!?\" James got up and hugged his father. \"Thank you dad! I love you so much...\"\n\n\"I love you too son...\" Grandaddy Alex lifted his son's chin and kissed him sweetly on the lips.\n\n\"Yawn...I forgot how early you get up grandaddy...\" Lars stepped into the kitchen. \"It's only six and you're already dressed...\"\n\n\"Good mornin' Lars!\" Grandaddy Alex patted Lars on the back. \"How's that ass of yours?\"\n\n\"Sore.\" Lars rubbed his butt, wincing a bit. \"That cock of yours always leaves my ass a total wreck...But it's totally worth it...\" Lars weakly smiled.\n\n\"Aww, I didn't mean to hurt you that bad son...come on, sit on Grandaddy's lap little guy.\" Grandaddy Alex carefully set Lars on his legs and put his arms around Lars softly. \"There, how's that feel?\"\n\n\"Hehe, I'm feeling better already.\" Lars smiled widely. \"You always know how to make me feel better grandaddy.\"\n\n\"Hehe, good.\" Grandaddy Alex smiled. \"Now if you two don't mind, I gots a mission to take care of today.\"\n\n\"You do? What's that?\" James sat down, passing Lars a cup of coffee.\n\n\"Now I didn't just come out all this way to see you two.\" Grandaddy Alex continued. \"You see, the tailor I go to for my shirts and slacks is gone for a wedding, and he had my usual orders sent to the sister store out here.\"\n\n\"Hmm...Aah, I know that place!\" Lars snapped his finger. \"That's where you go to get your business suits, right dad?\"\n\n\"Yeah, that's right.\" James nodded. \"So we're going to the mall today then?\"\n\n\"OOH! Can we make a day out of it!?\" Lars smiled widely. \"I was looking at some new shirts and a hot pair of shoes!\" Lars nodded excitedly.\n\n\"Larson, what have I told you about you begging me for stuff like that?\" James gave Lars a deadpan look.\n\n\"I can pay for most of it! I saved up some money.\" Lars nodded excitedly. \"I've got to start shopping for autumn and this is the perfect time to do it.\"\n\n\"Hmm...\" James thought it over. \"Well I do need to buy some new shirts too.\" James nodded. \"Alright then, we can have a mall day. If it's alright with you dad.\"\n\n\"Sounds like fun! I never knew how to make an entire day out of a trip to the mall, but I'll be willing to tag along with you two.\" Grandaddy Alex nodded.\n\n\"Great. Well then let's just get dressed and-\" The phone rang, cutting James off. \"Who's calling at this time of the morning?\" James picked up the phone. \"Hello, Alexander residence....Oh, hello Kassie...No, I've been working from home this week...WHAT!?\"\n\nLetting their curiosity get the better of them, Lars and Grandaddy Alex joined James at the phone.\n\n\"But I left SIMPLE instructions to follow....Why didn't any of you ask Kamile!?....GRR, FINE! I'll be there in twenty. But let everyone know that I am ABSOLUTELY PISSED OFF at their ineptitude!\" James slammed the phone down. \"Fucking IDIOTS!\"\n\n\"What was that?\" Lars asked, hiding behind Grandaddy Alex.\n\n\"Those fucking interns managed not only to not read the instructions I left for them, but to COMPLETELY fuck up the work system I had in place! Now I have to head in and whip the dumbass kids back into shape.\" James growled as he walked back to the bedroom. \"Fucking kids don't know how to follow simple instruction...\"\n\n\"What the hell? What's wrong with those people!?\" Lars facepalmed. \"Don't they know you're on vacation!?\"\n\n\"I'm only working out of the house this week. If they need me, I'll need to go in...\" James scooped up some files from his desk in the living room, tossed them in a briefcase, gave himself a look over in the bathroom and headed out. \"I'll try and be back sooner rather than later.\"\n\n\"Aren't you going to get changed?\" Grandaddy Alex cocked an eyebrow. \"I'd imagine you'd wear something more professional then a flannel shirt, jeans and boots.\"\n\n\"Right now, I couldn't give any less of a fuck. Dad, Lars, see you later. I love you both!\" With that, James stepped out the door, got in his truck and drove off to work.\n\n\". . . Well then...\" Lars stared at the door confused. \"I guess that changes our plans slightly...\"\n\n\"Kinda does Lars.\" Grandaddy Alex scratched his chin. \"That Jameil...he's pretty serious about his work...\"\n\n\"Yeah\" Lars smiled. \"It's pretty awesome sometimes to see him in action...\"\n\n\"Well then...\" Grandaddy Alex began to take off Lars' shirt and pants. \"Get out of these jammies!\"\n\n\"Grandaddy, what are you doing?\" Lars blushed brightly. \"Your really that horny?\"\n\n\"I'm helpin' you get dressed son.\" Grandaddy Alex chuckled. \"We're burning sunlight.\"\n\n\"For?...\" Lars cocked an eyebrow as Grandaddy Alex stripped him down to his boxers.\n\n\"The mall. Just because James can't join us doesn't mean the mall will just disappear. I got pants to get and you got shirts to look at.\" Grandaddy Alex dragged Lars down the hallway to his room.\n\n\"But how will we get there? I don't have a car and it's too far away to walk.\" Lars looked on as Grandaddy Alex looked through Lars' closet.\n\n\"I DROVE here son. I got my own truck.\" Grandaddy Alex rolled his eyes as he tossed Lars a shirt and a pair of pants.\n\n\"...Oh yeah, that's right.\" quickly put on the shirt. \"I'm an idiot.\" Lars struggled with the pants, about to fall over when Grandaddy Alex caught him.\n\n\"We all have our moments, little man.\" Grandaddy Alex helped Lars get into his pants.\n\n* * *\n\nLater on that afternoon, Grandaddy Alex and Lars arrived at the mall. Stepping inside, they both marveled at the sheer size of the mall as it stretched out in all directions like a city dedicated entirely to shopping.\n\n\"Well god damn! This is bigger the the entire shopping district back at home!\" Grandaddy Alex looked all around at the different stores and goers by.\n\n\"Don't worry grandaddy, I come here all the time. I know my way around here.\" Lars posed proudly in front of his grandfather.\n\n\"Well then...\" Grandaddy Alex effortlessly picked up Lars with one hand, dropping him down on his shoulder. \"Lead the way son!\"\n\n\"Alright!\" Lars pumped his fist. \"The shop we're looking for is...\" Lars pointed upwards. \"On the third floor!\" Lars pointed to an escalator. \"We can get up using that.\"\n\n\"Let's go then!\" Grandaddy Alex sprinted over to the escalator, getting lots of looks from passers by. \"Haha, I wonder why everyone's looking at little old me...\"\n\n\"Your a seven foot tall mass of sexy muscle with a smaller bundle of sex on your shoulder. Your kind of a fish out of water here.\" Lars smiled down at his grandfather.\n\n* * * \n\nIn a sporting goods store on the second floor, Darius and Omar were shopping together.\n\n\"How About this Omar?\" Darius held up a bright yellow singlet.\n\n\"Please, like I'd be caught dead in yellow.\" Omar gave Darius a sly look. \"You just want me in yellow so that my dick and balls are more pronounced, right?\"\n\n\"Of course not!\" Darius blushed. \"Although it does make your package look super fucking tasty.\"\n\n\"Hey...\" Omar looked over to the escalators. \"Is that...Lars over there?\" Omar pointed to Lars, who's head was just peeking up above the floor from their view.\n\n\"Oh yeah, that is....But something seems off....Is he standing on something?\" Darius looked closely.\n\n\"It almost looks like he's bit taller-oh my GOD!\" Omar's jaw dropped as Lars slowly inched up the escalator and bit by bit, the gigantic alligator he was sitting on came into view. \"Who the FUCK is that with him!? HE'S FUCKING HUGE!\"\n\n\"Oh my god, I know him.\" Darius shared the same shocked expression. \"Lars showed me a picture of him. That's his grandfather, James' father, Grandaddy Alex.\" Darius stared in amazement. \"He looks so much bigger in person!\"\n\n\"That guy is a MONSTER!\" Omar's eyes dazzled. \"Look at those MUSCLES!\"\n\nLars looked over and saw Darius and Omar. \"Oh hey, there's Darius and Omar! Want to meet them grandaddy?\"\n\n\"Sure, why not?\" Grandaddy Alex smiled and nodded up at Lars.\n\n\"What did Lars just say to him?\" Darius looked from Lars to Omar over and over again.\n\n\"Oh man, they're coming over!\" Omar got giddy.\n\n\"Hey guys!\" Lars waved from Grandaddy Alex's shoulder.\n\n\"H-hey Lars...\" Omar and Darius spoke in unison as the gigantic alligator supporting Lars grew taller as he came closer.\n\nLars jumped off of his grandfather's shoulder, landing in front of him. \"This is my granddaddy!\"\n\n\"Jameil Alexander Senior at your service!\" Grandaddy Alex held out his hand to shake, smiling brightly.\n\n\"I'm Darius Smith...\" Darius shook Grandaddy Alex's hand, his hand looking like that of a child's in Grandaddy Alex's.\n\n\"I'm Omar Hollander.\" Omar took his turn shaking. Even with his thicker hand and bigger muscles, Omar's hand was dwarfed by Grandaddy Alex's.\n\n\"Little Lars has told me a lot about you two.\" Grandaddy Alex smirked. \"So you two are wrestlers?\"\n\n\"Well...I just coach his team...\" Darius blushed. \"And me and Omar run a gym.\"\n\n\"Yeah!\" Omar looked Grandaddy Alex up and down. \"There's nothing I love more than a nice big set of muscles...\"\n\nGrandaddy Alex flexed a bit, his bulging muscles putting strain on his clothes. \"Is that so?\"\n\nOmar's eyes went wide. \"Woaaaaaah...Look at those babies!\" Omar flew around Grandaddy Alex, squeezing and inspecting his muscles. \"It's like your made of iron! What the hell do you lift!?\"\n\n\"Well let's see...\" Grandaddy thought a bit. \"I think I broke a thousand before I came out here...\"\n\nBoth Darius and Omar's jaws dropped in sheer amazement. \"ONE THOUSAND POUNDS!?\"\n\n\"That seems about right.\" Grandaddy Alex nodded. \"And I'm going to keep pumping these muscles 'till the day I die! Considering how I look now, there's no telling how big I'll get by the time i finally keel over.\"\n\n\".....You can't be real.\" Omar was completely dumbfounded. \"Why aren't you in any strongman competitions!? You would KILL!\"\n\n\"I don't care much for competition.\" Grandaddy Alex shook his head. \"I'm just a simple bayou boy with simple pleasures in life: Lifting weight, lovin' my wife and lovin' my grandson.\" Grandaddy Alex lifted Lars up and snuggled him. \"Isn't that right, you cute little gator?\"\n\n\"Hehe, grandaddy, not in front of my bros!\" Lars nuzzled Grandaddy Alex back.\n\nDarius blushed a bit. \"I....I can't help but wonder....\"\n\n\"What is it...Darius, it was?\" Grandaddy Alex pointed to Darius.\n\n\"Y-yeah....\" Darius blushed more. \"Forgive me but asking...but James told be a bit about you and him...I was just wonde-\"\n\n\"Fifteen inches.\" Grandaddy Alex gave Darius an evil smirk.\n\n\"F-fifteen inches!?\" Darius blushed brightly.\n\nOmar was confused. \"Fifteen inches what?\"\n\n\"Fifteen inches of rock hard cock, that's what.\" Grandaddy Alex smirked. \"I could whip it out if you want.\"\n\n\"N-no, that's not necessary sir!\" Darius blushed brightly. \"I believe you...\"\n\n\"Well guys, me and grandaddy are on the way to the big and tall shop on the third floor.\" Lars climbed up Grandaddy Alex's front to get back to his spot on his shoulder.\n\n\"M-maybe if your still in town, you could head over to my gym...though I don't think I have anything big enough for you...\" Omar scratched behind his head.\n\n\"Sure! You two got some impressive muscles, of course I'd want to see where you got them. Hell, maybe I could teach you guys something.\" Grandaddy Alex nodded, smiling widely. \"Well Darius, Omar, it was nice meeting you, but I got a date with some slacks. See you two kids later!\" Grandaddy Alex winked at Darius and Omar before heading on his way.\n\n\"See ya later Bro!\" Darius waved as Grandaddy Alex went on his way.\n\n\"Well those two are nice guys.\" Grandaddy Alex smiled. \"And you say the dog guy is your big brother?\"\n\nLars smiled. \"Yup...Well not biologically...but yeah, he's my big bro. And Omar, too.\"\n\n\"Well good on them and good on you.\" Grandaddy Alex smiled. \"You could learn a thing or two from muscles like that.\"\n\nOmar marveled as Grandaddy Alex walked away. \"Such an impressive man...Those are muscles you only see in dreams!\"\n\n\"Yeah...incredible...\" Darius was blushing brightly.\n\nOmar looked over to Darius and gave him a sly look. \"Darius, I know he was sexy, but we're in public.\n\n\"Eeh?\" Darius looked down and saw that his cock was rock hard, snaking down the leg of his shorts and the tip was poking out the bottom, leaking precum onto his thigh. \"SHIT!\" Darius ran for the bathrooms, embarrassed.\n\n\"Hehe, my little puppy...\" Omar chuckled and followed behind. \"Wait up Darius, I can help you!\"\n\n\"Alright grandaddy, the store is right there.\" Lars pointed to the big and tall store from the escalator.\n\n\"I recognize the sign. Good work Lars!\" Grandaddy Alex patted Lars softly on the head.\n\nLars blushed brightly and smiled. \"Hehe, thanks grandaddy.\" Lars and Grandaddy Alex stepped into the store. It was very professional and the clothing it had on display came in such different shapes and sizes that Lars was sure some of them had to be the result of a funhouse mirror encounter gone wrong.\n\n\"Welcome to Bigger and Taller Boutique. Can I help you?\" A stocky older man asked from behind the counter.\n\n\"Yeah, I'm here to pick up an order for Jameil Alexander.\" Grandaddy Alex smiled and nodded at the clerk. \"It's a special order.\" \n\n\"Aah yes, we have it.\" The clerk went into the back room and hurried back with the clothes. \"Three pairs of custom made men's slacks, three custom made dress shirts and two sets of 3XTall suspenders. That will be ninety dollars with your frequent buyer discount.\"\n\n\"That's it. Thank you sir!\" Grandaddy Alex pulled out his wallet and swiftly put the money on the counter. \"There we go. Now let's go see about your clothes Lars.\" Grandaddy Alex returned Lars to his shoulder.\n\n\"Right grandaddy!\" Lars looked excitedly around the mall. \"We want to go OVER THERE!\" Lars pointed across the mall to the other side.\n\n* * *\n\nLars was thumbing through a rack of shirts. \"Come on, come on...it can't be gone already...AHA!\" Lars held up a black muscleshirt that had a jagged pink stripe across the chest that looked like a scar. \"Doesn't this look AWESOME?\"\n\n\"Hmm...\" Grandaddy Alex looked the shirt over closely. \"Kinda in-your-face-ish isn't it?\"\n\n\"Yeah, that's what I like about it! I got a pair of shorts that would go with this perfectly!\" Lars smiled brightly.\n\n\"Now Lars, I thought you were shopping for autumn.\" Grandaddy Alex gave Lars a side-eye.\n\n\"Yeah...but that's a few weeks away. I can wear this in that time.\" Lars nodded. \"And it can work if I wear it under jackets, too.\"\n\n\"Meh, it's your money.\" Grandaddy Alex shrugged. \"But how about you try something like this for autumn?\" Grandaddy Alex pulled a hoodie out from behind him. It was a simple black hoodie with two dark pink pinstripes that lead up and down the sleeves and across the chest.\n\n\"Woah! That's pretty boss!\" Lars looked at the price tag. \"But sixty bucks...I can't afford that...\"\n\n\"Who says you have to?\" Grandaddy Alex smirked. \"I got to spoil you some, you are my grandson.\"\n\n\"Really!? THANKS GRANDADDY!\" Lars Latched onto Grandaddy Alex's neck and kissed him on the cheek.\n\n\"Hehehe, It's no problem son! Let's find some nice heavy pants to go with this. That way it'll take you from autum to winter.\" Grandaddy Alex smirked and walked over to the pants section of the store with Lars still hanging off his neck.\n\n* * *\n\nLater that afternoon, Lars and Grandaddy Alex arrived back at home. \"Dad, we're home!\" Lars looked around for his father\n\n\"We got lots of clothes son!\" Grandaddy Alex set the clothes they bought down and joined Lars. \"He's not home yet?\"\n\n\"Doesn't seem like it.\" Lars shrugged. \"Well now what?\"\n\n\"Hmm....\" Grandaddy Alex thought it over. \"I got an idea!\"\n\n* * *\n\nJames was overseeing the employee area of the bank. Now thoroughly into his work, he was currently flying from cubicle to cubicle to see that everyone was back on track. \"Amy, get back to work! Chris, you were supposed to have those statements filed five minutes ago! Eugine, I swear to GOD you had better not be back on those websites!\"\n\n\"So this is how he acts at work?\" Grandaddy Alex popped out from behind James.\n\n\"Yeah, pretty intense, huh!?\" Lars popped out from behind Grandaddy Alex.\n\n\"GYAAAH!\" James jumped away in shock. \"Dad? Lars? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING HE-\"\n\n\"What was that, boy?\" Grandaddy Alex cracked his knuckles and gave James a stern look.\n\n\"N-nothing dad...\" James stopped himself from yelling and blushed brightly under his father's eyes.\n\n\"Surprise!\" Lars smiled brightly and hugged his father tight. \"We decided to bring you some lunch since you were here so long.\"\n\n\"R-really?\" James started to smile.\n\n\"Can't have my little boy burn himself out without a meal.\" Grandaddy Alex pulled a bag out from behind him. \"Me and Lars made lunch back at home. I was expecting you back, but you never showed.\"\n\nLars smiled widely. \"So instead of letting it get cold, we decided to deliver it to you because we love you so much!\" Lars kissed his father on the cheek.\n\n\"Aww...thank you guys....\" James smiled widely. \"What would I do without you two?\"\n\n\"Starve to death, I reckon...\" Granddady Alex shrugged.\n\n\"HEY!\" Richard ran up, fuming. \"I may have let you go because you're James' son last time, but this time YOU HAVE TO GET OUT!\"\n\n\"Who's this hothead?\" Grandaddy Alex pointed down at Richard. \"He one of your grunts son?\"\n\nRichard stopped dead in his tracks. \"Did he just say \"Son?\"\n\nJames smiled. \"Richard, I'd like you to meet my father.\"\n\n\"Pleased to meet you Richard!\" Grandaddy Alex held out his hand. \"Just call me Grandaddy Alex!\"\n\n\"N-nice to meet you G-Grandaddy Alex...\" Richard shook Grandaddy Alex's hand, shocked by it's size. \"Funny, we call Mr. Alexander Big Daddy Alex normally...\"\n\n\"Hehe, well he's not as swollen as I am, but big does run in the family.\" Grandaddy Alex flexed a bit. \"Me and my grandson were just bringin' James some lunch\" Grandaddy Alex smiled brightly.\n\n\"I'd love to eat it, but I'm up to my neck in catchup.\" James slumped, shrugging. \n\n\"You can go eat. I'll take care of things here.\" Kamile snatched away James' clipboard and pen.\n\n\"Kamile? But your a secretary.\" James scratched behind his head.\n\n\"James, if you'll remember correctly, we're evenly matched academically even though I'm \"Just a secretary\".\" Kamile rolled her eyes. \"I can handle all your other paperwork, I think I can handle this.\"\n\n\"I-if you say so...\" James nodded, turning to the group. \"Alright you slackers! I'm going to have a nice lunch with my family since I couldn't enjoy my day with them. Kamile is in charge while I'm out!\" James stretched his arms. \"I could use some time away from you lazy people.\"\n\nKamile looked over James' notes. \"Alright everyone, we're supposed to be working to get these overdue bank statments filed.\" The group shrugged at Kamile and started to slack off. \"Everyone, please...\"\n\n\"We'll finish up when Big Daddy Alex gets back Ms. Kamile.\" Eugine rolled his eyes.\n\n\"Why you...\" James started to rear up, but Kamile held him back.\n\n\"Ahem.\" Kamile cleared her throat softly. \"YOU'VE BEEN DRAGGING YOUR ASSES ALL WEEK AND NOW WE'RE BEHIND AND YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO TRY AND SLACK OFF SOME MORE!? I SHOULD MARCH RIGHT DOWN TO YOUR CAMPUSES, HAVE A FIRM WORD WITH ALL OF YOUR DEANS AND HAVE EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU OUT ON YOUR ASSES WITH NOTHING TO SHOW FOR YOUR TIME BUT THE DISGUSTING STENCH OF FAILURE!\" Kamile went from cubicle to cubicle, pointing out all the work on the clipboard. \"YOU WILL FINISH THESE STATEMENTS AND ALL THE OTHER WORK YOU'VE BEEN TOO LAZY TO GET TO AND YOU WILL GET IT DONE PROMPTLY OR ELSE THIS WILL BE YOUR LAST DAYS HERE!\"\n\n\"....what she said...\" James nodded, shocked by Kamile's outburst.\n\n\"Bwahaha! I like this gal!\" Grandaddy Alex patted Kamile on the shoulder. \"Nice and fiesty!\"\n\n\"Why thank you Mr....I didn't catch your name...\" Kamile smiled politely up at Grandaddy Alex.\n\n\"It's Grandaddy Alex little missy.\" Grandaddy Alex smiled and pointed to himself.\n\n\"Aah, your James' father, right?\" Kamile smiled. \"James talks highly of you all the time.\"\n\n\"Hehehe, he does?\" Grandaddy Alex ruffled James' hair. \"Well aren't you just the sweetest little gator a dad could ask for?\"\n\n\"Haha, dad cut it out. Not in front of the interns...\" James smiled widely and blushed.\n\n\"Well we should head somewhere to eat this food before it actually does get cold.\" Lars took a hold of the bag of food and grabbed his father's hand.\n\n\"Yeah. Kamile, I'll be back later.\" James held onto his father's hand. \"Shall we go you two?\"\n\n\"Yeah, let's go feed this working man!\" Grandaddy Alex smiled widely and the three left hand in hand.\n\n* * *\nA bit later in the courtyard sitting area of the bank, James was just finishing up lunch.\n\n\"Oh hey, there's still a cookie left!\" Lars reached down into the bag and pulled it out, looking it over. \"Do you want it dad?\"\n\n\"Sure! These cookies are delicious!\" James smiled widely.\n\n\"Say Aah dad...\" Lars held the cookie up to James' mouth.\n\n\"Aaaaah....\" James opened his mouth wide, but before Lars could put the cookie in, he snapped down on it. \"Nom!\" \n\n\"Shit, you almost bit off my hand dad!\" Lars pulled back his hand.\n\n\"You should know better then to play with an alligator's food boy.\" Grandaddy Alex chuckled, wagging his finger at Lars.\n\nJames finished off the cookie and laughed.\"Man, these cookies were great! What bakery did you get these from?\"\n\n\"I didn't get 'em from anywhere.\" Grandaddy Alex smiled widely. \"Me and Little Lars baked 'em for you.\"\n\nJames blushed. \"You did? For me?\"\n\n\"Yup. We wanted to make a special lunch for you to help you feel better about having to work. Too bad you could have them while they were still really hot.\"\n\n\"It's alright, I feel MUCH better now.\" James patted his belly. \"Nothing like a nice hot meal to put your troubles to rest, right?\"\n\n\"Yup!\" Grandaddy Alex draped his arms around James, nuzzling him. \"Glad it helped you feel better.\"\n\n\"When do you think you'll be done here dad?\" Lars laid onto James, nuzzling his chest.\n\n\"It's looking like I'll be staying all day, so don't expect me back until after six.\" James groaned at his own statement. \"I wish I could just be done now and leave with you two...But I can't just leave...\"\n\n\"Alright dad. Well me and Grandaddy will be waiting at home for you, okay?\" Lars leaned up and kissed his dad on the lips.\n\n\"That we will son. Go work that ass of yours off and then we'll be home to greet you.\" Grandaddy Alex kissed James' neck, moving up to his cheek.\n\n\"Alright you guys....\" James smiled warmly. \"Hehe, you don't know how much I needed this right now...\"\n\n\"Yes we do.\" Lars poked James' nose. \"Otherwise we wouldn't be here.\"\n\n\"Son...Come here.\" James wrapped his arms around his son and dragged him back in for a deep and loving kiss. \"I love the fuck out of you kid. I don't know why I didn't ask you to marry me sooner...\"\n\nLars blushed brightly. \"D-dad, the people here know I'm your son! I was trying to be sneaky, but your just-\"\n\n\"So what if they see me? I needed some love from my son!\" James kissed Lars again on the lips. \"I told you I don't care what anyone thinks about you and I.\"\n\n\"Y-yeah...but..\" Lars blushed even brighter, his father's kisses slowly breaking his fears.\n\nJames gave Lars a stern look. \"Larson Alexander, as your father and husband, I am DEMANDING that you get over this fear!\" James' demanding expression became softer. \"I wouldn't ask you to do anything I'm not willing to do.\"\n\n\"Alright dad...\" Lars smiled widely. \"I love you dad!\"\n\n\"I love you too son!\" James leaned down and kissed Lars deeply on the lips again before his cellphone rang. \"Hmm?\" James answered. \"Yeah? This is James.....Oh yeah?....Oh really? Well tell them to mind their fucking buisness! I'm trying to share some time with my son!\" James hung up. \"Fucking kids are spying on us.\"\n\n\"You mean they.....\" Lars went white.\n\n\"Every last kiss.\" James chuckled.\n\n\"Well good for them!\" Grandaddy Alex chuckled. \"They got to see two sexy men doing romance right!\" Grandaddy Alex hugged both of them under his arms.\n\n\"Three sexy men dad.\" James smiled up at his father.\n\n\"Three sexy men...\" Grandaddy Alex leaned down and shared a passionate kiss with his son.\n\n\"Alright, I have to get back to work. Can't leave Kamile up there with those little slackers forever.\" James got up from the bench they were sitting on and brushed himself off.\n\n\"Right dad. Give them all hell!\" Lars gave his dad a thumbs-up.\n\n\"Make them little workers know that you don't fuck around when an Alexander is on the premises!\" Grandaddy Alex scooped up the empty containers and put them in their bag.\n\n\"Right! I'll see you two tonight!\" James started to walk away, but stopped. \"Oh what the hell, one more.\" James grabbed Lars and dragged him into a close hug.\n\n\"D-Daddy...\" Lars blushed brightly, hugging James back.\n\n\"Seriously Lars...I really appreciate this..and I love you very much...\" James leaned down and kissed Lars sweetly. \"My beautiful little son...Thank you....\" James looked up to his father. \"And thank you too dad!\"\n\n\"It wasn't nothin' son!\" Grandaddy Alex smiled widely. \"It was all worth it just to see that beautiful smile on your face!\"\n\n\"Alright, see you guys!\" James released his son, leaving him with a pat on the ass before heading back into the office.\n\n\"Right then, shall we go Lars?\" Grandaddy Alex smiled and held out his hand.\n\n\"Sure grandaddy.\" Lars held Grandaddy Alex's hand and walked with him back to the truck. \"You know grandaddy...my dad...he's the best....I love him so much....\" Lars sighed happily. \"I'm going to love being his husband officially...\"\n\n\"I'm glad to hear it son.\" Grandaddy Alex ruffled Lars' hair. \"Unconditional love is the best love there is. Your able to cut through the bullshit and love your partner for who they are, not WHO they are.\" Grandaddy Alex smiled widely. \"I'm glad you picked up that ideal from me Larson. It makes me proud to be the grandfather of such a caring and honest man as you.\"\n\n\"Thanks grandaddy.\" Lars held onto Grandaddy Alex's arm. \"I hope that the three of us can be together forever...\"\n\n* * *\n\nTen o-clock. James stepped in from work, completely worn out. \"Ugh....I'm home guys...\"\n\n\"We were wondering when you'd get back...\" Grandaddy Alex got up from the couch and greeted his son with a hug and kiss.\n\n\"Where's Lars?\" James looked around for his son.\n\n\"In here, hehe...\" Grandaddy Alex led James to his room where Lars laid fast asleep on his bed, completely naked. \"He was waiting up for you to get home, but he fell asleep waiting.\" Grandaddy Alex smiled widely. \"Isn't he just adorable?\"\n\nThrough his weariness, James smiled. \"Yeah dad...He is.\" James stripped out of his clothes, and slipped into the bed with Lars, laying him on his belly and kissing him on the forehead. \"My beautiful boy...\" James held Lars close and Lars instinctively held James back in his sleep.\n\nGrandaddy Alex got undressed and joined the two. \"You know son...I see a lot of myself in this kid of yours...That's one of the things I love best about him...Your a good father and a good husband...\"\n\n\"Thanks dad....\" James started to tear up. \"I've never been this happy in my life...surrounded by the men I love after a hard day of work...This, dad, is what I live life for...for you...and Lars....\"\n\n\"That's all you need in this world son...\" Grandaddy Alex kissed James sweetly. \"We'll fuck him when we wake up tomorrow.\" Grandaddy Alex smirked evilly. \"Unless you want to wake him up now.\"\n\n\"Like I'd dare disturb him.\" James chuckled softly. \"Goodnight Lars. I love you...\" James held Lars tenderly. \"I love you too dad...\"\n\n\"Have sweet dreams son...\" Grandaddy Alex put his arms around both James and Lars and snuggled them tight.\n\n* * *\n\n\"Today was a GREAT day! That little Lars, he's quite the impressive man. He got his faults, yeah, but he's always tryin' his best to make everyone feel good. I'm like that, too...I'm so happy with how he turned out. And James is incredible, too! That son of mine didn't even bat an eyebrow when they called him. He just took up the reigns and fought all the way through like a boss should! I'll be the proudest man on this whole big planet on the day that they marry. No two better men could be getting married then those two kids!\"", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "Father And Son Episode Twenty-Five: Jameil And Larson's Fantabulous Mall Adventures

"Hey there ya little rugrats, Grandaddy is back for the weekend! I've been wanting to see my men away from the rest of the family since we got back together. Just lettin' it be us men allows for a lot more of our personalities to come through without the wife naggin' or the kids whinin '. I can really get to know how my little lovers tick. But I do have an agenda to take care of."

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Friday morning. Grandaddy Alex and James were in the kitchen drinking coffee together.

"So yeah...Would you?" James smiled up at his father. "I mean...the three of us are all together....But Lars...He's my....everything..."

"Well shit son, I'd be HONORED to!" Grandaddy Alex chuckled happily. "I don't think I'll fit into the old suit too well, though."

"Really!?" James got up and hugged his father. "Thank you dad! I love you so much..."

"I love you too son..." Grandaddy Alex lifted his son's chin and kissed him sweetly on the lips.

"Yawn...I forgot how early you get up grandaddy..." Lars stepped into the kitchen. "It's only six and you're already dressed..."

"Good mornin' Lars!" Grandaddy Alex patted Lars on the back. "How's that ass of yours?"

"Sore." Lars rubbed his butt, wincing a bit. "That cock of yours always leaves my ass a total wreck...But it's totally worth it..." Lars weakly smiled.

"Aww, I didn't mean to hurt you that bad son...come on, sit on Grandaddy's lap little guy." Grandaddy Alex carefully set Lars on his legs and put his arms around Lars softly. "There, how's that feel?"

"Hehe, I'm feeling better already." Lars smiled widely. "You always know how to make me feel better grandaddy."

"Hehe, good." Grandaddy Alex smiled. "Now if you two don't mind, I gots a mission to take care of today."

"You do? What's that?" James sat down, passing Lars a cup of coffee.

"Now I didn't just come out all this way to see you two." Grandaddy Alex continued. "You see, the tailor I go to for my shirts and slacks is gone for a wedding, and he had my usual orders sent to the sister store out here."

"Hmm...Aah, I know that place!" Lars snapped his finger. "That's where you go to get your business suits, right dad?"

"Yeah, that's right." James nodded. "So we're going to the mall today then?"

"OOH! Can we make a day out of it!?" Lars smiled widely. "I was looking at some new shirts and a hot pair of shoes!" Lars nodded excitedly.

"Larson, what have I told you about you begging me for stuff like that?" James gave Lars a deadpan look.

"I can pay for most of it! I saved up some money." Lars nodded excitedly. "I've got to start shopping for autumn and this is the perfect time to do it."

"Hmm..." James thought it over. "Well I do need to buy some new shirts too." James nodded. "Alright then, we can have a mall day. If it's alright with you dad."

"Sounds like fun! I never knew how to make an entire day out of a trip to the mall, but I'll be willing to tag along with you two." Grandaddy Alex nodded.

"Great. Well then let's just get dressed and-" The phone rang, cutting James off. "Who's calling at this time of the morning?" James picked up the phone. "Hello, Alexander residence....Oh, hello Kassie...No, I've been working from home this week...WHAT!?"

Letting their curiosity get the better of them, Lars and Grandaddy Alex joined James at the phone.

"But I left SIMPLE instructions to follow....Why didn't any of you ask Kamile!?....GRR, FINE! I'll be there in twenty. But let everyone know that I am ABSOLUTELY PISSED OFF at their ineptitude!" James slammed the phone down. "Fucking IDIOTS!"

"What was that?" Lars asked, hiding behind Grandaddy Alex.

"Those fucking interns managed not only to not read the instructions I left for them, but to COMPLETELY fuck up the work system I had in place! Now I have to head in and whip the dumbass kids back into shape." James growled as he walked back to the bedroom. "Fucking kids don't know how to follow simple instruction..."

"What the hell? What's wrong with those people!?" Lars facepalmed. "Don't they know you're on vacation!?"

"I'm only working out of the house this week. If they need me, I'll need to go in..." James scooped up some files from his desk in the living room, tossed them in a briefcase, gave himself a look over in the bathroom and headed out. "I'll try and be back sooner rather than later."

"Aren't you going to get changed?" Grandaddy Alex cocked an eyebrow. "I'd imagine you'd wear something more professional then a flannel shirt, jeans and boots."

"Right now, I couldn't give any less of a fuck. Dad, Lars, see you later. I love you both!" With that, James stepped out the door, got in his truck and drove off to work.

".   .   . Well then..." Lars stared at the door confused. "I guess that changes our plans slightly..."

"Kinda does Lars." Grandaddy Alex scratched his chin. "That Jameil...he's pretty serious about his work..."

"Yeah" Lars smiled. "It's pretty awesome sometimes to see him in action..."

"Well then..." Grandaddy Alex began to take off Lars' shirt and pants. "Get out of these jammies!"

"Grandaddy, what are you doing?" Lars blushed brightly. "Your really that horny?"

"I'm helpin' you get dressed son." Grandaddy Alex chuckled. "We're burning sunlight."

"For?..." Lars cocked an eyebrow as Grandaddy Alex stripped him down to his boxers.

"The mall. Just because James can't join us doesn't mean the mall will just disappear. I got pants to get and you got shirts to look at." Grandaddy Alex dragged Lars down the hallway to his room.

"But how will we get there? I don't have a car and it's too far away to walk." Lars looked on as Grandaddy Alex looked through Lars' closet.

"I DROVE here son. I got my own truck." Grandaddy Alex rolled his eyes as he tossed Lars a shirt and a pair of pants.

"...Oh yeah, that's right." quickly put on the shirt. "I'm an idiot." Lars struggled with the pants, about to fall over when Grandaddy Alex caught him.

"We all have our moments, little man." Grandaddy Alex helped Lars get into his pants.

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Later on that afternoon, Grandaddy Alex and Lars arrived at the mall. Stepping inside, they both marveled at the sheer size of the mall as it stretched out in all directions like a city dedicated entirely to shopping.

"Well god damn! This is bigger the the entire shopping district back at home!" Grandaddy Alex looked all around at the different stores and goers by.

"Don't worry grandaddy, I come here all the time. I know my way around here." Lars posed proudly in front of his grandfather.

"Well then..." Grandaddy Alex effortlessly picked up Lars with one hand, dropping him down on his shoulder. "Lead the way son!"

"Alright!" Lars pumped his fist. "The shop we're looking for is..." Lars pointed upwards. "On the third floor!" Lars pointed to an escalator. "We can get up using that."

"Let's go then!" Grandaddy Alex sprinted over to the escalator, getting lots of looks from passers by. "Haha, I wonder why everyone's looking at little old me..."

"Your a seven foot tall mass of sexy muscle with a smaller bundle of sex on your shoulder. Your kind of a fish out of water here." Lars smiled down at his grandfather.

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In a sporting goods store on the second floor, Darius and Omar were shopping together.

"How About this Omar?" Darius held up a bright yellow singlet.

"Please, like I'd be caught dead in yellow." Omar gave Darius a sly look. "You just want me in yellow so that my dick and balls are more pronounced, right?"

"Of course not!" Darius blushed. "Although it does make your package look super fucking tasty."

"Hey..." Omar looked over to the escalators. "Is that...Lars over there?" Omar pointed to Lars, who's head was just peeking up above the floor from their view.

"Oh yeah, that is....But something seems off....Is he standing on something?" Darius looked closely.

"It almost looks like he's  bit taller-oh my GOD!" Omar's jaw dropped as Lars slowly inched up the escalator and bit by bit, the gigantic alligator he was sitting on came into view. "Who the FUCK is that with him!? HE'S FUCKING HUGE!"

"Oh my god, I know him." Darius shared the same shocked expression. "Lars showed me a picture of him. That's his grandfather, James' father, Grandaddy Alex." Darius stared in amazement. "He looks so much bigger in person!"

"That guy is a MONSTER!" Omar's eyes dazzled. "Look at those MUSCLES!"

Lars looked over and saw Darius and Omar. "Oh hey, there's Darius and Omar! Want to meet them grandaddy?"

"Sure, why not?" Grandaddy Alex smiled and nodded up at Lars.

"What did Lars just say to him?" Darius looked from Lars to Omar over and over again.

"Oh man, they're coming over!" Omar got giddy.

"Hey guys!" Lars waved from Grandaddy Alex's shoulder.

"H-hey Lars..." Omar and Darius spoke in unison as the gigantic alligator supporting Lars grew taller as he came closer.

Lars jumped off of his grandfather's shoulder, landing in front of him. "This is my granddaddy!"

"Jameil Alexander Senior at your service!" Grandaddy Alex held out his hand to shake, smiling brightly.

"I'm Darius Smith..." Darius shook Grandaddy Alex's hand, his hand looking like that of a child's in Grandaddy Alex's.

"I'm Omar Hollander." Omar took his turn shaking. Even with his thicker hand and bigger muscles, Omar's hand was dwarfed by Grandaddy Alex's.

"Little Lars has told me a lot about you two." Grandaddy Alex smirked. "So you two are wrestlers?"

"Well...I just coach his team..." Darius blushed. "And me and Omar run a gym."

"Yeah!" Omar looked Grandaddy Alex up and down. "There's nothing I love more than a nice big set of muscles..."

Grandaddy Alex flexed a bit, his bulging muscles putting strain on his clothes. "Is that so?"

Omar's eyes went wide. "Woaaaaaah...Look at those babies!" Omar flew around Grandaddy Alex, squeezing and inspecting his muscles. "It's like your made of iron! What the hell do you lift!?"

"Well let's see..." Grandaddy thought a bit. "I think I broke a thousand before I came out here..."

Both Darius and Omar's jaws dropped in sheer amazement. "ONE THOUSAND POUNDS!?"

"That seems about right." Grandaddy Alex nodded. "And I'm going to keep pumping these muscles 'till the day I die! Considering how I look now, there's no telling how big I'll get by the time i finally keel over."

".....You can't be real." Omar was completely dumbfounded. "Why aren't you in any strongman competitions!? You would KILL!"

"I don't care much for competition." Grandaddy Alex shook his head. "I'm just a simple bayou boy with simple pleasures in life: Lifting weight, lovin' my wife and lovin' my grandson." Grandaddy Alex lifted Lars up and snuggled him. "Isn't that right, you cute little gator?"

"Hehe, grandaddy, not in front of my bros!" Lars nuzzled Grandaddy Alex back.

Darius blushed a bit. "I....I can't help but wonder...."

"What is it...Darius, it was?" Grandaddy Alex pointed to Darius.

"Y-yeah...." Darius blushed more. "Forgive me but asking...but James told be a bit about you and him...I was just wonde-"

"Fifteen inches." Grandaddy Alex gave Darius an evil smirk.

"F-fifteen inches!?" Darius blushed brightly.

Omar was confused. "Fifteen inches what?"

"Fifteen inches of rock hard cock, that's what." Grandaddy Alex smirked. "I could whip it out if you want."

"N-no, that's not necessary sir!" Darius blushed brightly. "I believe you..."

"Well guys, me and grandaddy are on the way to the big and tall shop on the third floor." Lars climbed up Grandaddy Alex's front to get back to his spot on his shoulder.

"M-maybe if your still in town, you could head over to my gym...though I don't think I have anything big enough for you..." Omar scratched behind his head.

"Sure! You two got some impressive muscles, of course I'd want to see where you got them. Hell, maybe I could teach you guys something." Grandaddy Alex nodded, smiling widely. "Well Darius, Omar, it was nice meeting you, but I got a date with some slacks. See you two kids later!" Grandaddy Alex winked at Darius and Omar before heading on his way.

"See ya later Bro!" Darius waved as Grandaddy Alex  went on his way.

"Well those two are nice guys." Grandaddy Alex smiled. "And you say the dog guy is your big brother?"

Lars smiled. "Yup...Well not biologically...but yeah, he's my big bro. And Omar, too."

"Well good on them and good on you." Grandaddy Alex smiled. "You could learn a thing or two from muscles like that."

Omar marveled as Grandaddy Alex walked away. "Such an impressive man...Those are muscles you only see in dreams!"

"Yeah...incredible..." Darius was blushing brightly.

Omar looked over to Darius and gave him a sly look. "Darius, I know he was sexy, but we're in public.

"Eeh?" Darius looked down and saw that his cock was rock hard, snaking down the leg of his shorts and the tip was poking out the bottom, leaking precum onto his thigh. "SHIT!" Darius ran for the bathrooms, embarrassed.

"Hehe, my little puppy..." Omar chuckled and followed behind. "Wait up Darius, I can help you!"

"Alright grandaddy, the store is right there." Lars pointed to the big and tall store from the escalator.

"I recognize the sign. Good work Lars!" Grandaddy Alex patted Lars softly on the head.

Lars blushed brightly and smiled. "Hehe, thanks grandaddy." Lars and Grandaddy Alex stepped into the store. It was very professional and the clothing it had on display came in such different shapes and sizes that Lars was sure some of them had to be the result of a funhouse mirror encounter gone wrong.

"Welcome to Bigger and Taller Boutique. Can I help you?" A stocky older man asked from behind the counter.

"Yeah, I'm here to pick up an order for Jameil Alexander." Grandaddy Alex smiled and nodded at the clerk. "It's a special order."

"Aah yes, we have it." The clerk went into the back room and hurried back with the clothes. "Three pairs of custom made men's slacks, three custom made dress shirts and two sets of 3XTall suspenders. That will be ninety dollars with your frequent buyer discount."

"That's it. Thank you sir!" Grandaddy Alex pulled out his wallet and swiftly put the money on the counter. "There we go. Now let's go see about your clothes Lars." Grandaddy Alex returned Lars to his shoulder.

"Right grandaddy!" Lars looked excitedly around the mall. "We want to go OVER THERE!" Lars pointed across the mall to the other side.

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Lars was thumbing through a rack of shirts. "Come on, come on...it can't be gone already...AHA!" Lars held up a black muscleshirt that had a jagged pink stripe across the chest that looked like a scar. "Doesn't this look AWESOME?"

"Hmm..." Grandaddy Alex looked the shirt over closely. "Kinda in-your-face-ish isn't it?"

"Yeah, that's what I like about it! I got a pair of shorts that would go with this perfectly!" Lars smiled brightly.

"Now Lars, I thought you were shopping for autumn." Grandaddy Alex gave Lars a side-eye.

"Yeah...but that's a few weeks away. I can wear this in that time." Lars nodded. "And it can work if I wear it under jackets, too."

"Meh, it's your money." Grandaddy Alex shrugged. "But how about you try something like this for autumn?" Grandaddy Alex pulled a hoodie out from behind him. It was a simple black hoodie with two dark pink pinstripes that lead up and down the sleeves and across the chest.

"Woah! That's pretty boss!" Lars looked at the price tag. "But sixty bucks...I can't afford that..."

"Who says you have to?" Grandaddy Alex smirked. "I got to spoil you some, you are my grandson."

"Really!? THANKS GRANDADDY!" Lars Latched onto Grandaddy Alex's neck and kissed him on the cheek.

"Hehehe, It's no problem son! Let's find some nice heavy pants to go with this. That way it'll take you from autum to winter." Grandaddy Alex smirked and walked over to the pants section of the store with Lars still hanging off his neck.

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Later that afternoon, Lars and Grandaddy Alex arrived back at home. "Dad, we're home!" Lars looked around for his father

"We got lots of clothes son!" Grandaddy Alex set the clothes they bought down and joined Lars. "He's not home yet?"

"Doesn't seem like it." Lars shrugged. "Well now what?"

"Hmm...." Grandaddy Alex thought it over. "I got an idea!"

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James was overseeing the employee area of the bank. Now thoroughly into his work, he was currently flying from cubicle to cubicle to see that everyone was back on track. "Amy, get back to work! Chris, you were supposed to have those statements filed five minutes ago! Eugine, I swear to GOD you had better not be back on those websites!"

"So this is how he acts at work?" Grandaddy Alex popped out from behind James.

"Yeah, pretty intense, huh!?" Lars popped out from behind Grandaddy Alex.

"GYAAAH!" James jumped away in shock. "Dad? Lars? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING HE-"

"What was that, boy?" Grandaddy Alex cracked his knuckles and gave James a stern look.

"N-nothing dad..." James stopped himself from yelling and blushed brightly under his father's eyes.

"Surprise!" Lars smiled brightly and hugged his father tight. "We decided to bring you some lunch since you were here so long."

"R-really?" James started to smile.

"Can't have my little boy burn himself out without a meal." Grandaddy Alex pulled a bag out from behind him. "Me and Lars made lunch back at home. I was expecting you back, but you never showed."

Lars smiled widely. "So instead of letting it get cold, we decided to deliver it to you because we love you so much!" Lars kissed his father on the cheek.

"Aww...thank you guys...." James smiled widely. "What would I do without you two?"

"Starve to death, I reckon..." Granddady Alex shrugged.

"HEY!" Richard ran up, fuming. "I may have let you go because you're James' son last time, but this time YOU HAVE TO GET OUT!"

"Who's this hothead?" Grandaddy Alex pointed down at Richard. "He one of your grunts son?"

Richard stopped dead in his tracks. "Did he just say "Son?"

James smiled. "Richard, I'd like you to meet my father."

"Pleased to meet you Richard!" Grandaddy Alex held out his hand. "Just call me Grandaddy Alex!"

"N-nice to meet you G-Grandaddy Alex..." Richard shook Grandaddy Alex's hand, shocked by it's size. "Funny, we call Mr. Alexander Big Daddy Alex normally..."

"Hehe, well he's not as swollen as I am, but big does run in the family." Grandaddy Alex flexed a bit. "Me and my grandson were just bringin' James some lunch" Grandaddy Alex smiled brightly.

"I'd love to eat it, but I'm up to my neck in catchup." James slumped, shrugging.

"You can go eat. I'll take care of things here." Kamile snatched away James' clipboard and pen.

"Kamile? But your a secretary." James scratched behind his head.

"James, if you'll remember correctly, we're evenly matched academically even though I'm "Just  a secretary"." Kamile rolled her eyes. "I can handle all your other paperwork, I think I can handle this."

"I-if you say so..." James nodded, turning to the group. "Alright you slackers! I'm going to have a nice lunch with my family since I couldn't enjoy my day with them. Kamile is in charge while I'm out!" James stretched his arms. "I could use some time away from you lazy people."

Kamile looked over James' notes. "Alright everyone, we're supposed to be working to get these overdue bank statments filed." The group shrugged at Kamile and started to slack off. "Everyone, please..."

"We'll finish up when Big Daddy Alex gets back Ms. Kamile." Eugine rolled his eyes.

"Why you..." James started to rear up, but Kamile held him back.

"Ahem." Kamile cleared her throat softly.  "YOU'VE BEEN DRAGGING YOUR ASSES ALL WEEK AND NOW WE'RE BEHIND AND YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO TRY AND SLACK OFF SOME MORE!? I SHOULD MARCH RIGHT DOWN TO YOUR CAMPUSES, HAVE A FIRM WORD WITH ALL OF YOUR DEANS AND HAVE EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU OUT ON YOUR ASSES WITH NOTHING TO SHOW FOR YOUR TIME BUT THE DISGUSTING STENCH OF FAILURE!" Kamile went from cubicle to cubicle, pointing out all the work on the clipboard. "YOU WILL FINISH THESE STATEMENTS AND ALL THE OTHER WORK YOU'VE BEEN TOO LAZY TO GET TO AND YOU WILL GET IT DONE PROMPTLY OR ELSE THIS WILL BE YOUR LAST DAYS HERE!"

"....what she said..." James nodded, shocked by Kamile's outburst.

"Bwahaha! I like this gal!" Grandaddy Alex patted Kamile on the shoulder. "Nice and fiesty!"

"Why thank you Mr....I didn't catch your name..." Kamile smiled politely up at Grandaddy Alex.

"It's Grandaddy Alex little missy." Grandaddy Alex smiled and pointed to himself.

"Aah, your James' father, right?" Kamile smiled. "James talks highly of you all the time."

"Hehehe, he does?" Grandaddy Alex ruffled James' hair. "Well aren't you just the sweetest little gator a dad could ask for?"

"Haha, dad cut it out. Not in front of the interns..." James smiled widely and blushed.

"Well we should head somewhere to eat this food before it actually does get cold." Lars took a hold of the bag of food and grabbed his father's hand.

"Yeah. Kamile, I'll be back later." James held onto his father's hand. "Shall we go you two?"

"Yeah, let's go feed this working man!" Grandaddy Alex smiled widely and the three left hand in hand.

*   *   *
A bit later in the courtyard sitting area of the bank, James was just finishing up lunch.

"Oh hey, there's still a cookie left!" Lars reached down into the bag and pulled it out, looking it over. "Do you want it dad?"

"Sure! These cookies are delicious!" James smiled widely.

"Say Aah dad..." Lars held the cookie up to James' mouth.

"Aaaaah...." James opened his mouth wide, but before Lars could put the cookie in, he snapped down on it. "Nom!"

"Shit, you almost bit off my hand dad!" Lars pulled back his hand.

"You should know better then to play with an alligator's food boy." Grandaddy Alex chuckled, wagging his finger at Lars.

James finished off the cookie and laughed."Man, these cookies were great! What bakery did you get these from?"

"I didn't get 'em from anywhere." Grandaddy Alex smiled widely. "Me and Little Lars baked 'em for you."

James blushed. "You did? For me?"

"Yup. We wanted to make a special lunch for you to help you feel better about having to work. Too bad you could have them while they were still really hot."

"It's alright, I feel MUCH better now." James patted his belly. "Nothing like a nice hot meal to put your troubles to rest, right?"

"Yup!" Grandaddy Alex draped his arms around James, nuzzling him. "Glad it helped you feel better."

"When do you think you'll be done here dad?" Lars laid onto James, nuzzling his chest.

"It's looking like I'll be staying all day, so don't expect me back until after six." James groaned at his own statement. "I wish I could just be done now and leave with you two...But I can't just leave..."

"Alright dad. Well me and Grandaddy will be waiting at home for you, okay?" Lars leaned up and kissed his dad on the lips.

"That we will son. Go work that ass of yours off and then we'll be home to greet you." Grandaddy Alex kissed James' neck, moving up to his cheek.

"Alright you guys...." James smiled warmly. "Hehe, you don't know how much I needed this right now..."

"Yes we do." Lars poked James' nose. "Otherwise we wouldn't be here."

"Son...Come here." James wrapped his arms around his son and dragged him back in for a deep and loving kiss. "I love the fuck out of you kid. I don't know why I didn't ask you to marry me sooner..."

Lars blushed brightly. "D-dad, the people here know I'm your son! I was trying to be sneaky, but your just-"

"So what if they see me? I needed some love from my son!" James kissed Lars again on the lips. "I told you I don't care what anyone thinks about you and I."

"Y-yeah...but.." Lars blushed even brighter, his father's kisses slowly breaking his fears.

James gave Lars a stern look. "Larson Alexander, as your father and husband, I am DEMANDING that you get over this fear!" James' demanding expression became softer. "I wouldn't ask you to do anything I'm not willing to do."

"Alright dad..." Lars smiled widely. "I love you dad!"

"I love you too son!" James leaned down and kissed Lars deeply on the lips again before his cellphone rang. "Hmm?" James answered. "Yeah? This is James.....Oh yeah?....Oh really? Well tell them to mind their fucking buisness! I'm trying to share some time with my son!" James hung up. "Fucking kids are spying on us."

"You mean they....." Lars went white.

"Every last kiss." James chuckled.

"Well good for them!" Grandaddy Alex chuckled. "They got to see two sexy men doing romance right!" Grandaddy Alex hugged both of them under his arms.

"Three sexy men dad." James smiled up at his father.

"Three sexy men..." Grandaddy Alex leaned down and shared a passionate kiss with his son.

"Alright, I have to get back to work.  Can't leave Kamile up there with those little slackers forever." James got up from the bench they were sitting on and brushed himself off.

"Right dad. Give them all hell!" Lars gave his dad a thumbs-up.

"Make them little workers know that you don't fuck around when an Alexander is on the premises!" Grandaddy Alex scooped up the empty containers and put them in their bag.

"Right! I'll see you two tonight!" James started to walk away, but stopped. "Oh what the hell, one more." James grabbed Lars and dragged him into a close hug.

"D-Daddy..." Lars blushed brightly, hugging James back.

"Seriously Lars...I really appreciate this..and I love you very much..." James leaned down and kissed Lars sweetly. "My beautiful little son...Thank you...." James looked up to his father. "And thank you too dad!"

"It wasn't nothin' son!" Grandaddy Alex smiled widely. "It was all worth it just to see that beautiful smile on your face!"

"Alright, see you guys!" James released his son, leaving him with a pat on the ass before heading back into the office.

"Right then, shall we go Lars?" Grandaddy Alex smiled and held out his hand.

"Sure grandaddy." Lars held Grandaddy Alex's hand and walked with him back to the truck. "You know grandaddy...my dad...he's the best....I love him so much...." Lars sighed happily. "I'm going to love being his husband officially..."

"I'm glad to hear it son." Grandaddy Alex ruffled Lars' hair. "Unconditional love is the best love there is. Your able to cut through the bullshit and love your partner for who they are, not WHO they are." Grandaddy Alex smiled widely. "I'm glad you picked up that ideal from me Larson. It makes me proud to be the grandfather of such a caring and honest man as you."

"Thanks grandaddy." Lars held onto Grandaddy Alex's arm. "I hope that the three of us can be together forever..."

*   *   *

Ten o-clock. James stepped in from work, completely worn out. "Ugh....I'm home guys..."

"We were wondering when you'd get back..." Grandaddy Alex got up from the couch and greeted his son with a hug and kiss.

"Where's Lars?" James looked around for his son.

"In here, hehe..." Grandaddy Alex led James to his room where Lars laid fast asleep on his bed, completely naked. "He was waiting up for you to get home, but he fell asleep waiting." Grandaddy Alex smiled widely. "Isn't he just adorable?"

Through his weariness, James smiled. "Yeah dad...He is." James stripped out of his clothes, and slipped into the bed with Lars, laying him on his belly and kissing him on the forehead. "My beautiful boy..." James held Lars close and Lars instinctively held James back in his sleep.

Grandaddy Alex got undressed and joined the two. "You know son...I see a lot of myself in this kid of yours...That's one of the things I love best about him...Your a good father and a good husband..."

"Thanks dad...." James started to tear up. "I've never been this happy in my life...surrounded by the men I love after a hard day of work...This, dad, is what I live life for...for you...and Lars...."

"That's all you need in this world son..." Grandaddy Alex kissed James sweetly. "We'll fuck him when we wake up tomorrow." Grandaddy Alex smirked evilly. "Unless you want to wake him up now."

"Like I'd dare disturb him." James chuckled softly. "Goodnight Lars. I love you..." James held Lars tenderly. "I love you too dad..."

"Have sweet dreams son..." Grandaddy Alex put his arms around both James and Lars and snuggled them tight.

*   *   *

"Today was a GREAT day! That little Lars, he's quite the impressive man. He got his faults, yeah, but he's always tryin' his best to make everyone feel good. I'm like that, too...I'm so happy with how he turned out. And James is incredible, too! That son of mine didn't even bat an eyebrow when they called him. He just took up the reigns and fought all the way through like a boss should! I'll be the proudest man on this whole big planet on the day that they marry. No two better men could be getting married then those two kids!"", "pools_count": 1, "title": "Father And Son: episode Twenty-Five", "deleted": "f", "public": "t", "mimetype": "text/rtf", "pagecount": "1", "rating_id": "1", "rating_name": "Mature", "ratings": [ { "content_tag_id": "2", "name": "Nudity", "description": "Nonsexual nudity exposing breasts or genitals (must not show arousal)", "rating_id": "1" } ], "submission_type_id": "12", "type_name": "Writing - Document", "guest_block": "t", "friends_only": "f", "comments_count": "2", "views": "243" }