It was almost time. You'd spent quite a while getting ready for your date, and hoped that he'd like your new dress. You'd worn a red one, since he said he liked those in your chat, but even then you were always awkward before the first date. While previous dates had come to pick you up, or at least asked you to pick them up, this one said he'd meet you at the restaurant. It was a slightly odd request, but far from the strangest you'd seen in the bizarre ocean of online dating.

After all the time you spent preparing, the actual trip to the restaurant went surprisingly fast. You hoped that when you saw Nico your butterflies would vanish and you could enjoy a pleasant evening together. As the door to the restaurant opened you were hit with an intense smell, a pleasant rush of food yes, but also something deep, sour, and foul. You didn't know what it was, but it was not conductive to a good meal! Holding your nose, you hurried to the counter and told the maître d' your name. Looking over the list, the suited badger nodded. "Table 4... God help you." What that could mean wracked at your brain, cautious optimism succumbing to dread. And then, as you arrived at the table, you saw your date.

At the table sat a cat boy, a small gray-furred cat with brown hair held down by a beanie, and wearing a rather cute white sweater with a pink heart messily stitched to the chest. You suddenly thought you understood the maître d's reaction, your date was seemingly just a kid! But even worse, he wasn't alone. The table was covered in food and he was stuffing himself, loudly cramming it into his maw, chewing with his mouth full, and gulp it down loudly. As you stared with wide eyes and a slack jaw, his mouth opened in a colossal...

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The overwhelming belch hit you like a storm, blowing you off your feet and sending you toppling to the floor. The stench of the burp flooded your nose and senses. Your mind burning as you tried and failed to get up. Across the room the cat kid smacked his lips loudly. "'bout time you got here. I had to start eating without my dinnertime entertainment!" You tried once again to get up, but could only fall back to the rug, arms heavy, body barely able to shift, much less stand.

"Stupid slut can't even take an obvious hint! I sure know how to pick 'em." He muttered as he downed a massive burger in a single bite, standing up and walking over with his hands in his pockets. "So are you gonna get under the table and suck your date's cock like a good sperm toilet or what?" Nico asked in a voice that was annoyed but also amused. He wanted his blowjob, but he also liked knowing that such a small burp had reduced you to this helpless state.

Your eyes watered as you slowly responded. "Please help me up, I think we started off on the wrong foot..." You wanted to call this date off, but you could already see what a horrible attitude this little brat had, and you didn't want to antagonize him. Nico raised his elbows into the air, hands behind his head as he responded. "No, you started off flat on your ass." After taking a moment to enjoy his taunting, Nico finally held out a hand and offered it to you. "Now get up, you're really embarrassing me." He muttered as you took hold of his palm, the cat's hand was so soft, he was a little cute from this angle. Slowly you pulled yourself up and limped to the table, falling back into a chair.

"I said under the table." Nico said with an annoyed scowl as he returned to his chair. He seemed a little less cute again. However you tried your best to shake it off. You weren't interested in someone his age, but maybe you could just have a fun meal together. Assuming he was still hungry after how much he had eaten. "Let's not do that, how about we just enjoy a meal together as friends?" You asked him with your most cheerful smile, trying to remove the pain and humiliation of that burp from memory.

Unfortunately for you, Nico would not have it. The kitty narrowed his eyes at you as his cute lips quivered. "Under. The. Fucking. Table." He glared daggers, despite his size the catboy seemed oddly threatening. You felt your legs lowering further down, feet pushing against the floor and then sliding forward. With great reluctance yet no other choice, you dropped down to the floor and crawled over to his chair. You weren't gonna do this, you couldn't. Nico had already resumed eating, complaining loudly between bites. "Unzip my pants you retarded fucksow! Are you so brain dead you need me to tell you ten fucking times!" There was no cuteness here, this kid was a disgusting little asshole!

Sick of his verbal abuse, you decided to just get it over with, unzipping the kid's pants and letting his tiny little...

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Before your eyes, the biggest dick you've ever seen slides out of Nico's pants, roughly cockslapping you in the face! Your vision blurred from the force of the impact, and it took all your focus not to just fall facefirst into his balls! You tried to gauge it's size but failed utterly. At least fifteen inches, maybe multiple feet, your attention was torn due to the mix of dizziness from his slap and the scent wafting off it. Yes, Nico's dick smelled, it smelled so much! A deep spicy kitten musk mixed with unwashed brat stink, the kid clearly didn't like bathing. Dick cheese bubbled along the tip, as if you didn't need another reason to find him a repulsive little monster. All mixing and mingling into a unique and utterly overwhelming combination.

It stunk, it stunk so bad. Your nose was burning from the rank funk of the boy's balls, and yet it pulled you, the musky aroma drawing you in, you felt a wetness between your legs as your mind filled with the fog of his aroma. It was like a mental haze, all thoughts, desires, and especially inhibitions cast aside and curbstomped by the kitten. You could do nothing but take his fat tip in your mouth, sucking on it brainlessly as revolting smegma filled your mouth, boiling your taste buds as it ran down your throat in cream-cheese globs. And yet you couldn't stop, trying and failing to clean his godly cock with your mouth. "Guess you speak English at least, I was starting to wonder." He muttered between bites of his feast. Given how fast he was eating you would have wondered how there was even enough food in the restaurant. But all you could think of was that perfect dick.

You wanted more. Your mouth bulged as it wrapped around his tip, trying to move further down as you sucked off the last of his sweat and smegma, aftertaste of horrid filth slowly succumbing to the musky, if still woefully dirty, taste of pure catboy dick. But your attempts were cut short as his feet raised up and pushed in, black sneakers lightly pressing into your face and shoving you down! That precious cat dick escaped your mouth as tears fell from your eyes, you didn't even know why, you just wanted it back, you couldn't take life without Nico's cock! "That's enough, I finished dinner, so now you can eat." The smell of rubber and dirt filled your nose as Nico pushed you down with his boots, shoving you roughly away as his cock swayed hypnotically, calling out as your soul begged for it to return.

But it wasn't coming back. Instead that massive shaft and big heavy kitty sack shifted and turned, Nico pulling the front of his pants back into place as he let the back drop, exposing his big gray ass! You immediately recoiled, the smell which hung around that brat butt was obscene in a way even his cock couldn't match, your nose was on fire in an instant, you felt tears running down your face yet your emotions were too shot to cry. Sweat, unwiped shit, swamp crack trapped in the pants of a lazy unwashed catboy. It was too much, your eyes rolled back and you nearly fell over instantly. His cheeks shook as they moved a little closer. They were on the big side, though not in the same way as femboy's you'd seen. There was no mistaking that this was a male ass, just a fairly large one.

Though you couldn't really spend the time to review it in your current state. While Nico's cock had filled you with that perverse lust that dampened the full effect of it's ungodly stink, no such mercy was offered by his ass. "Are you going to sit there or are you going to kiss it already?! God, these pedowhores get dumber every fucking second!" His insults even lacked any real impact, your mind was simply too numb to respond to any stimuli, it just sat there, reluctantly basking in the noxious kitten stink. "Oh fuck this, I'm done with you." Nico sneered as he rammed his ass down, spreading his legs as his crack slammed into your face, forcing you down a bit more, and burying your nose directly against his asshole. Shit smeared on it, his unwiped booty wiping crap along your helpless nose and lips, the stink steaming up from it enough to send you into spasms.

As your arms uncontrollably shook Nico closed his eyes and grunted. "Ughhhh... suck my turd gas, dumbcunt!" He shouted as his cheeks rumbled with an approaching sound. You were so utterly broken from the smell that you weren't able to make any sound beyond a weak muffled moan, the pitiful sound drowned out as it was emitted solely into his asshole. And then just like that he let it rip.

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Your hair blew back as the colossal fart exploded into your face. Gray kitten cheeks vibrated from the sheer force before he reached back to hold them in place with his hands, not wanting a single iota of his flatulence to escape your nose. "Choke on my ass!" He said less to you than for his own pleasure now, his mocking but satisfied tone telling you the little punk was getting off on this. But that was all you could take in. The stench was already flooding your nose and mouth, your senses swam, drool and tears ran down your face, you could not control them. Your eyes wouldn't blink, your lips wouldn't move. You felt the gas filling your lungs. The stench was too much. What could it be compared too?

Not rotten eggs. Not shit. Not even decay. All of those aspects were there, but it was a rotten foulness deeper still, overwhelming in it's horrible magnitude. Your vision swam and you fell back. You felt your lungs filled, you couldn't move your limbs. Your heart ached and quivered, you knew in that second you were dying. One whiff of Nico's fart, just one tiny sniff of this brat's ass was going to kill you. Your tears intensified as you though of how this date was supposed to go, you thought he might be the one, your dream boy. Instead this little asshole was ending everything for no reason.

Yawning a bit, Nico stood up and turned, zipping his pants. "Anyways, I'm gonna bounce. Just landed a date with an IG booty model. Hope she likes sniffing my butt as much as I'm gonna enjoy stuffing hers." He snickered to himself playfully before rolling his eyes. "Looks like it sure didn't agree with you though. Oh well, if they don't just toss you in a ditch I'll be sure to take a shit on your grave sometime. Hope you don't mind me stickin' you with the bill, I don't think you need to worry too much about your bank account." Nico turned, letting a mocking little fart puff out of his butt as he walked away, your vision fading to black as the life left you. One kitten fart reducing you to nothing but a drooling shit-stained corpse in an instant.