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She crouched behind the stack of crates as she watched the motley crew of furs disembark the hammerhead ship. She had fallen in love with the beast the first time she saw the moderate sized vessel pull into port at the trade station. It had been a long five months since the pirates had killed her captain and crew. The rival band had left her for dead shielded by her beloved captain’s body.\n\nShe had spent the time gathering her own crew from the discarded and forgotten young of the stellar trade station, Olympia. She had chosen the young crew for their skills and ability to fill all the positions needed to get the moderate sized vessel underway, and today was their chance to procure the ship. The young stoat looked over her shoulder at her new best friend and first mate, Aimee. The savanna cat was only three years younger than her at having just turned nine. She had spent her entire life under way with her father aboard the Black Thunder, a once famous pirate ship captained by the now imprisoned Captain Blackbear. Aimee had escaped the workhouse they had placed her in after the Federation had captured the ship. Kate had found her on the streets of Olympia plundering her refuse for food. The pairing and friendship was almost immediate and the plans for vengeance against the rival pirate crew and the federation flowed freely and grew beyond the pair’s solitary ideas.\n\n“Aimee,” she said, “we need someone to go aboard the ship and see how many are left.”\n\nAimee looked over her own shoulder at the rest of their crew, eye settling on the wombat girl. She was about her age if not a bit younger. “Erna, can you…”\n\nThe slightly younger wombat squeaked with surprise at the whispered sound of her name. “Yes, Aimee… I mean captain.. I mean Number One?” she shook from head to tail as she considered what they might want her to do. They were about to steal a ship and she was the most obvious choice for the task of scouting out the vessel.\n\n“You need to go see what it looks like,” Aimee told her, “I think I counted twenty crew members disembark, so there should only be two left to watch the ship.”\n\nWith a shaky salute Enra said, “Aye” her voice trembled with the single syllable. Her hand quivered madly as she placed it on the small flintlock pistol at her side. She steeled herself as much as she could and tried to walk confidently to the plank stretched between the dock and ship. She felt her legs tremble with each step as she boarded. She breathed a sigh of relief as she stepped onto the empty deck. Hand still on the pistol she moved slowly, as to try and not be found by the two crew members that might still be onboard.\n\nStartled by a deep voice from behind her as it nearly shouted, “What be your” Before the large fur could finish his question the small wombat spun on her footpaws, eye closed as she thrust her arms forward. She felt her paws push hard into the thick, coarse, oily fur only to feel it pulled suddenly away with an accompanied scream. She opened her eyes just in time to see the foot paws of a crew member as he fell over the side of the ship into the darkness of the void below. She ran to the rail to look, more curious of whether the atmosphere shell would really catch the body or if the pirate would just fall into the blackness of space beyond.\n\n[center](¯`·._.··¸.-~*´¨¯¨`*·~-.,--,.-~*´¨¯¨`*·~-.¸··._.·´¯)[/center]\n\nKate watched with pride as the dark wolf screamed and plummeted from the ship toward the void. She looked back at Aimee again, a huge toothy smile on her face as she said, “We did good picking her. She will make a great raider. The guy didn’t even get a chance to draw his weapon.”\n\nThe savannah cat returned her captain and friend’s glee, “I know, right? That was just awesome. We are going to be the most kick ass pirate crew to sail the cosmos.” She turned to the others and said, “Come on lets go. There is only one more on the ship at the most. SHE IS OURS!”\n\nThe other young furs jumped, cheered and fistpumped as they swiftly began to run aboard the ship with swords and pistols drawn. The entire small crew consisted of only young girls between the ages of seven and eleven. They screamed as they charged the vessel. \n\nAs Kate boarded the ship she shouted, “Cut the line and get this beast underway. We can take care of the others once we are free of the station’s hold.” The young girls each ran through the abandoned hammerhead ship to their given destinations. \n\n[center](¯`·._.··¸.-~*´¨¯¨`*·~-.,--,.-~*´¨¯¨`*·~-.¸··._.·´¯)[/center]\n\nSabrina, a golden-mantled tree kangaroo raced down the flights of stairs and through the hall to the helm. She had spent years in her dad’s lap watching him pilot the federation starships. She had always wanted to pilot one herself, and now was her chance. She slid to a stop in front to the huge console, her jaw dropped open as the strange control panel was revealed to her young eyes. In all of her ten years of life she had never seen something that looked so complicated and patched together. The controls looked like a random collection of button boxes with strange markings written on them with a permanent marker. She froze for a long time, her mouth agape with a confused awe. Much of it looked familiar, but its positioning was all wrong from what she knew. \n\n“What have we got?” Kate asked as she looked at her navigator.\n\nSabrina pushed the glasses up her shout as she answered, “It’s a little cobbled together but I think I can work with it.” She turned to look at her captain, “Do you think I can get Cammy to fix it up some once we get under way?”\n\nWith her hands on her hips Kate replied, “It’s your helm, do what you have to,” She said confident in her crew’s ability to get the job done, “What do we need to get?”\n\n“Um…” she looked over the controls again needing more time to figure it all out, ”As soon as Cammy can get the engines on line I think we should be ready to go.”\n\n“Excellent,” Kate said with a huge toothy grin, “I’ll go check on our engineer then. We’ll be ready to cast off as soon as I return.”\n\nSabrina turned and snapped to a mock attention with a left handed salute as she barked out, “Aye, Captain.”\n\n[center](¯`·._.··¸.-~*´¨¯¨`*·~-.,--,.-~*´¨¯¨`*·~-.¸··._.·´¯)[/center]\n\nAimee pushed the door to the cabin open as she walked in. The Captain’s Quarters were clearly the largest on the vessel, twice the size of any other. She looked around at the vast collection of objects, books and papers scattered across the shelves. The furnishings in the room were more luxurious than she had expected on the small ship. One side of the room was dominated by a large canopy bed while the other had a wooden desk covered with papers and small objects like shiny rocks and a sextant. \n\nAs she started to walk to the desk an ocicat absent-mindedly ran into her. She turned to see her loyal friend Prina looking back at her with a slightly confused look on her face. “Um.. Aimee?”\n\n“Yah, Pri, what is it?” she asked as the ocicat fumbled with the collection of loose papers in her arms, dropping a few to the floor.\n\nAs Pri knelt to pick them up, she asked, “Is.. isn’t this the Captain’s room?” Then with a slight sound of worry in her tone, “Wh… what if she catches us in here?”\n\nAimee knelt down to help her friend gather the papers as she answered, “It’s not her room yet, besides we have to make sure there’s no one else on the ship, right?” She smiled at the feline. She thought back to when they first met. Aimee had just been handed over to the workhouse. The ocicat had an escape plan, actually she had dozens. Pri was shorter than Aimee, but a year older. The scatterbrained ocicat was always thinking through how she should do things, from getting up each morning to when and where to sit down. The only issue the girl had was getting to the point of executing her plans. \n\nAimee was put in the same room with Pri and often had to drag the girl out when she had forgotten to eat, or get her into bed when she would pass out working on some harebrained plan to read a book. One night Pri spun around on the small stool they had managed to sneak into the room, and nearly shouted about the completion of her latest escape plan. When Aimee looked it over she knew she needed to get the ocicat in action before she lost her train of thought and started on the next one. Now only a month later they were in another pirate crew and stealing their first ship.\n\nAimee stood up and started to walk to the desk once again. “Come on, Pri, there might be some good stuff over here.” She climbed onto the the large chair. She leaned back and smiled as she placed her paws on the armrests of the chair. On the desk she looked over star charts and other loose papers held down by the weight of astral compass and insignificant sparkly stones. She did not see much of true value in front of her untill the one dingy scrap of paper caught her eye. \n\nShe leaned forward and brushed the other objects aside to get a better look. Her eyes went as wide as dinner plates when she saw the familiar lines and markings come into view. She knocked everything in her way to the floor as she jerked the paper up. It was an exact copy of the charts her father had stolen from his captain. The item that had triggered the mutiny that got them all caught by the federation. ‘How did this get here?’ she thought to herself as she looked over the charts. “Pri, if what my father said to get his crew to join him was true, this chart leads to a treasure trove that would make us all rich.”\n\nThe ocicat looked up from the small stack of charts and diagrams that had monopolized her short attention and asked, “hu?”\n\nAimee looked over her shoulder as she folded the paper neatly and tucked it into her pocket. “Oh, it’s nothing Pri. Come on let’s get out of here.” She stood and looked over the room again as she smiled and thought to herself, ‘Soon… this will all be mine.’ She turned to leave the room, ‘Sorry Kate, but there can only be one of us in charge, and you’re not it. I will give you your spotlight for now. But, I will have to take it back when the time comes.’ Aimee grabbed Pri’s hand and pulled her out of the room as the ocicat stared helplessly at the desk only to be snapped out of it by the door closing off her view.\n\n[center](¯`·._.··¸.-~*´¨¯¨`*·~-.,--,.-~*´¨¯¨`*·~-.¸··._.·´¯)[/center]\n\nCammy slammed into the door on the lower deck that was clearly marked ‘Engineering’. Having ignored the smattering of riches scattered about the cargo hold, the siberian chipmunk‏ stopped in her tracks at the sight of the large magitech stardrive that dominated the somewhat small room. She let out an almost orgasmic sigh as she walked slowly toward the engineering marvel. Her paws trembled as she reached up to the shiny metal contraption. She had seen many of them in her father's shop over the years, but he had never let her this close to one before. She had always loved to watch him work on the the engines of smaller recreational boats. The basic concepts and parts had to be the same, just bigger, right?\n\nShe slipped one paw into the waistline of her tattered pants and touched her sensitive, moist cleft as she rubbed the other on the magitech marvel. She didn’t know why but powerful engineering constructs always made her wet down there and it felt good to touch it. Even better than when she did that sort of thing in her room alone. She had never had a chance to touch one in her seven years and this moment topped every other time she had seen one enter the family’s old shop. \n\nShe jerked her hand out of her pants as she heard the door open behind her. She spun on her footpaws as she looked at her Captain, Lady Kate. She stuttered as she spoke, “Y... yes, Cap... captain?” She was so afraid she would get in trouble for not starting the engine up as soon as she was within reach of the controls.\n\nKate looked in awe at the size of the machine that dominated the room. “C..Can you work with this, Cammy?” She had never been in the engineering of her old ship, and never too adept at working with magitech contraptions.\n\nWith a sudden burst of enthusiasm Cammy replied, “Yes, my captain,” as she ran to the control panel. She looked it over for a moment, only to realize it was nothing like the diagnostics panels in her father's shop. Fear and anxiety flooded into her as the revelation that she really had no clue what she was doing battered her consciousness. Not wanting to look like a liar or weak and stupid to her captain or crew she began to randomly flip switches and press buttons. Slowly her irritation grew to the point she pulled the pipe wrench from her belt and smashed it against the controls several times, as she roared with the frustration. She stopped as the engine buzzed to life. The sound alone sent shivering waves of pleasure through her body as they radiated from her nethers.\n\nKate smiled, once again filled with pride at her engineer’s overwhelming skills with the technology. Her own body becoming mildly aroused by the aspect of pulling off the theft of her first ship and her crew’s first act of piracy. “Great job, Cammy,” is all she said as she turned to leave the room.\n\nThe chipmunk‏ slumped to the floor in relief of pleasing her leader. Her eyes moved back to the humming behemoth that was now her new baby. “I need to give you a name,” she said to her inanimate companion. “Faruni,” she whispered to her newest friend, “I will call you Faruni.” She smiled as her hand made its way back to her soaked cunny.\n\n[center](¯`·._.··¸.-~*´¨¯¨`*·~-.,--,.-~*´¨¯¨`*·~-.¸··._.·´¯)[/center]\n\nThe twin grey reef sharks ran through the decks and rooms as they explored their new home. Norra was appalled by the mess and the disheveled condition of the ship left in the paws of the uncouth adults. “How can they live in the corruption?” She plugged her nose as the smell of sweat and blood covered clothing invaded her nostrils. “We’re going to need to burn everything.”\n\nThe slightly older of the two, Rayluu, looked at her sister with her hands on her hips and said, “That is not true, and you know it. Now lets find the galley and see if there's any food before we take off.”\n\nThey turned to the door only to find that they had been cornered by the one remaining crewmember of the ship. Rayluu swiftly pulled out a knife and charged the pig, only to be picked up by the hand that wielded it. “What the hell are kids doing on the ship?”\n\n“We’re not just kids. We’re Pirates,” she screamed at him as she kicked her dangling legs at his crotch. He dropped the reef shark as the younger panicked and pulled out her small plastic stun pistol and shot the intruder. The pig’s eyes rolled back in his head as his body went limp and he fell forward, landing on Rayluu and pinning her to the deck under his weight.\n\n“Thanks a lot sis, now help get this fat fuck off me,” Rayluu said as she pushed up against the heavy body that held her in place. She squirmed out from under the filthy pig as quickly as she could.\n\nNora pulled out a small package of wet wipes from her belt pouch and went through several of the moist napkins as she frantically cleaned every exposed inch of Rayluu’s slick, smooth skin while chanting, “YUCK! YUCK! YUCK! YUCK! YUCK! YUCK! YUCK!”\n[center]\n(¯`·._.··¸.-~*´¨¯¨`*·~-.,--,.-~*´¨¯¨`*·~-.¸··._.·´¯)[/center]\n\nCandace, the young tree kangaroo, a blue bandana tied over her short brown hair, chewed on her thumb as she looked at the controls to the magnetic anchor system the held the ship in place at the dock. She glanced over her shoulder several times as she fiddled with the device, pushing buttons at random to try and figure out the combination to release the ship. She began to hop from paw to paw as she became frustrated.\n\nShe slipped the blue headphones over her ears and switched on the electronic techno remix that she near constantly listened to. The rhythm pulsed through her body as she started punching the buttons as close to in time with the music as her little paws allowed. Soon she started to match the tones from the locking system with those from the thumping beat that invaded her ears, quickly losing track of what she was actually trying to accomplish.\n\nShe spun on her paws nearly falling over as she jumped at the tap on her shoulder. As the older stoat girl came into view she swiftly said, “Lady Kate,” apparently abit louder than she had intended to. She tapped the pause button on the small music device attached the her hip as she started to stammer, “I was… Just… this thing…”\n\nThe stoat pointed over her toward the dock, which Candace had neglected to watch while they took over the rest of the ship. Her jaw dropped as she saw what her captain had tried to draw her attention to. Several of the the original crew members were on their way back to the ship. A mischievous grin curled across her muzzle as the tree kangaroo reached behind herself to flipped the power switch to her magitech backpack and pulled out the two Circuit-shocker wands. “I got this, Captain.” And started to run toward the gang plank to head them off before the old crew could get back on the ship.\n\n[center](¯`·._.··¸.-~*´¨¯¨`*·~-.,--,.-~*´¨¯¨`*·~-.¸··._.·´¯)[/center]\n\nAs her friend and team mate, Candace, watched the dock and worked at the anchor system Blu, a young nombat, looked around the deck of the ship. She gasped as the massive turret weapon caught her eye. The double barrelled Ethereal Blaster stood proudly on the stern battlement. She balled her fists and stomped with enthusiasm at the sight of the magnificent weapon. Never had she been able to see one up close, and now Lady Kate had said she was going to be in charge of the “BIG GUNS.” \n\nShe ran across the deck, her bare paws and claws clicking against the wood, and up the stairs to the metal dome that housed the cannon’s controls. She pulled open the hatch to the two-man control compartment and jumped in as if it was a kiddy ride outside a convenience store. Her jaw dropped open at the sight of all the flashing lights, knobs and buttons. \n\nShe sat in one seat and stretched out her paws to reach the two joystick controls. One was a fourway lever, molded to fit a much larger paw, with a trigger near the top. The other was a simple forward and back lever that as she moved it a scale of lights raised and lowered from green at the low end to red at the top. \n\nShe began to joyfully move the control levers about, feeling the turret move with them. She imagined she was in a big intergalactic dog fight with hundreds of smaller starships around her. The small control pod was filled with the “pew pew’ sounds she made as she pretended to shoot down one fighter after another. Her playful antics and enjoyment of random button mashing suddenly ended as she heard, and felt the ship rock with the sudden cannon fire as she unintentionally pulled the trigger setting off setting off the full powered behemoth at the dock below.\n\n[center](¯`•._.••¸.-~*´¨¯¨`*•~-.,--,.-~*´¨¯¨`*•~-.¸••._.•´¯)[/center]\n\nLady Kate watched as her faithful crew sprang into action with the return of the original crew. Candace charged the gang plank with her magic shocking sticks and attacked the two largest males as they started to board, not expecting such a small enemy. Soon the small tree kangaroo had smacked them both in the shins and pushed their stunned bodies off into the darkness below. Suddenly the Stoat saw more crew members, alerted by the previous twos screams. She looked out at Candace and shouted, “Retreat!” in hopes of being heard over the tunes blasting into the other girls ears from the blue headset. \n\nCandace looked back just in time to see the huge cannon system moving to point at the dock. She scurried frantically back onto the ship as the deafening report from the Ethereal Blast rocked the ship, nearly disintegrating the dock and several of the old adult crew members.\n\nKate smiled as she watched the “Precision Teamwork” of her crew, the best crew in the entire galaxy. She puffed her chest in pride as she walked to the side of the ship to look over the destruction they had caused in their first act of piracy. She looked on with satisfaction as she saw the look on the other captain’s face when he saw the two young girls looking back at him from what was once his ship. \n\nThe Crew of the Sharkbait would soon be the most feared Pirates in all of the cosmos, that was one thing she was certain of. \n\nSoon she was joined by the nombat who looked on at the disarray of the docks as they drifted away into the back. Lady Kate patted her on the back as she said, “Great work, Blu.” The stoat turned and started to walk toward the bridge as she said, “Now let’s get this baby out of here.” \n\n[center](¯`·._.··¸.-~*´¨¯¨`*·~-.,--,.-~*´¨¯¨`*·~-.¸··._.·´¯)[/center]\n\n","writing_bbcode_parsed":"<span style='word-wrap: break-word;'><div class='align_center'><strong><span class='font_title'>Sharkbait</span></strong><br /><br /><em>Written by Assilsasta</em><br /><br />Into the Wild Black Yonder</div><br /><br />Lady Kate was quite sure she was an awesome captain. She crouched behind the stack of crates as she watched the motley crew of furs disembark the hammerhead ship. She had fallen in love with the beast the first time she saw the moderate sized vessel pull into port at the trade station. It had been a long five months since the pirates had killed her captain and crew. The rival band had left her for dead shielded by her beloved captain&rsquo;s body.<br /><br />She had spent the time gathering her own crew from the discarded and forgotten young of the stellar trade station, Olympia. She had chosen the young crew for their skills and ability to fill all the positions needed to get the moderate sized vessel underway, and today was their chance to procure the ship. The young stoat looked over her shoulder at her new best friend and first mate, Aimee. The savanna cat was only three years younger than her at having just turned nine. She had spent her entire life under way with her father aboard the Black Thunder, a once famous pirate ship captained by the now imprisoned Captain Blackbear. Aimee had escaped the workhouse they had placed her in after the Federation had captured the ship. Kate had found her on the streets of Olympia plundering her refuse for food. The pairing and friendship was almost immediate and the plans for vengeance against the rival pirate crew and the federation flowed freely and grew beyond the pair&rsquo;s solitary ideas.<br /><br />&ldquo;Aimee,&rdquo; she said, &ldquo;we need someone to go aboard the ship and see how many are left.&rdquo;<br /><br />Aimee looked over her own shoulder at the rest of their crew, eye settling on the wombat girl. She was about her age if not a bit younger. &ldquo;Erna, can you&hellip;&rdquo;<br /><br />The slightly younger wombat squeaked with surprise at the whispered sound of her name. &ldquo;Yes, Aimee&hellip; I mean captain.. I mean Number One?&rdquo; she shook from head to tail as she considered what they might want her to do. They were about to steal a ship and she was the most obvious choice for the task of scouting out the vessel.<br /><br />&ldquo;You need to go see what it looks like,&rdquo; Aimee told her, &ldquo;I think I counted twenty crew members disembark, so there should only be two left to watch the ship.&rdquo;<br /><br />With a shaky salute Enra said, &ldquo;Aye&rdquo; her voice trembled with the single syllable. Her hand quivered madly as she placed it on the small flintlock pistol at her side. She steeled herself as much as she could and tried to walk confidently to the plank stretched between the dock and ship. She felt her legs tremble with each step as she boarded. She breathed a sigh of relief as she stepped onto the empty deck. Hand still on the pistol she moved slowly, as to try and not be found by the two crew members that might still be onboard.<br /><br />Startled by a deep voice from behind her as it nearly shouted, &ldquo;What be your&rdquo; Before the large fur could finish his question the small wombat spun on her footpaws, eye closed as she thrust her arms forward. She felt her paws push hard into the thick, coarse, oily fur only to feel it pulled suddenly away with an accompanied scream. She opened her eyes just in time to see the foot paws of a crew member as he fell over the side of the ship into the darkness of the void below. She ran to the rail to look, more curious of whether the atmosphere shell would really catch the body or if the pirate would just fall into the blackness of space beyond.<br /><br /><div class='align_center'>(&macr;`&middot;._.&middot;&middot;&cedil;.-~*&acute;&uml;&macr;&uml;`*&middot;~-.,--,.-~*&acute;&uml;&macr;&uml;`*&middot;~-.&cedil;&middot;&middot;._.&middot;&acute;&macr;)</div><br /><br />Kate watched with pride as the dark wolf screamed and plummeted from the ship toward the void. She looked back at Aimee again, a huge toothy smile on her face as she said, &ldquo;We did good picking her. She will make a great raider. The guy didn&rsquo;t even get a chance to draw his weapon.&rdquo;<br /><br />The savannah cat returned her captain and friend&rsquo;s glee, &ldquo;I know, right? That was just awesome. We are going to be the most kick ass pirate crew to sail the cosmos.&rdquo; She turned to the others and said, &ldquo;Come on lets go. There is only one more on the ship at the most. SHE IS OURS!&rdquo;<br /><br />The other young furs jumped, cheered and fistpumped as they swiftly began to run aboard the ship with swords and pistols drawn. The entire small crew consisted of only young girls between the ages of seven and eleven. They screamed as they charged the vessel. <br /><br />As Kate boarded the ship she shouted, &ldquo;Cut the line and get this beast underway. We can take care of the others once we are free of the station&rsquo;s hold.&rdquo; The young girls each ran through the abandoned hammerhead ship to their given destinations. <br /><br /><div class='align_center'>(&macr;`&middot;._.&middot;&middot;&cedil;.-~*&acute;&uml;&macr;&uml;`*&middot;~-.,--,.-~*&acute;&uml;&macr;&uml;`*&middot;~-.&cedil;&middot;&middot;._.&middot;&acute;&macr;)</div><br /><br />Sabrina, a golden-mantled tree kangaroo raced down the flights of stairs and through the hall to the helm. She had spent years in her dad&rsquo;s lap watching him pilot the federation starships. She had always wanted to pilot one herself, and now was her chance. She slid to a stop in front to the huge console, her jaw dropped open as the strange control panel was revealed to her young eyes. In all of her ten years of life she had never seen something that looked so complicated and patched together. The controls looked like a random collection of button boxes with strange markings written on them with a permanent marker. She froze for a long time, her mouth agape with a confused awe. Much of it looked familiar, but its positioning was all wrong from what she knew. <br /><br />&ldquo;What have we got?&rdquo; Kate asked as she looked at her navigator.<br /><br />Sabrina pushed the glasses up her shout as she answered, &ldquo;It&rsquo;s a little cobbled together but I think I can work with it.&rdquo; She turned to look at her captain, &ldquo;Do you think I can get Cammy to fix it up some once we get under way?&rdquo;<br /><br />With her hands on her hips Kate replied, &ldquo;It&rsquo;s your helm, do what you have to,&rdquo; She said confident in her crew&rsquo;s ability to get the job done, &ldquo;What do we need to get?&rdquo;<br /><br />&ldquo;Um&hellip;&rdquo; she looked over the controls again needing more time to figure it all out, &rdquo;As soon as Cammy can get the engines on line I think we should be ready to go.&rdquo;<br /><br />&ldquo;Excellent,&rdquo; Kate said with a huge toothy grin, &ldquo;I&rsquo;ll go check on our engineer then. We&rsquo;ll be ready to cast off as soon as I return.&rdquo;<br /><br />Sabrina turned and snapped to a mock attention with a left handed salute as she barked out, &ldquo;Aye, Captain.&rdquo;<br /><br /><div class='align_center'>(&macr;`&middot;._.&middot;&middot;&cedil;.-~*&acute;&uml;&macr;&uml;`*&middot;~-.,--,.-~*&acute;&uml;&macr;&uml;`*&middot;~-.&cedil;&middot;&middot;._.&middot;&acute;&macr;)</div><br /><br />Aimee pushed the door to the cabin open as she walked in. The Captain&rsquo;s Quarters were clearly the largest on the vessel, twice the size of any other. She looked around at the vast collection of objects, books and papers scattered across the shelves. The furnishings in the room were more luxurious than she had expected on the small ship. One side of the room was dominated by a large canopy bed while the other had a wooden desk covered with papers and small objects like shiny rocks and a sextant. <br /><br />As she started to walk to the desk an ocicat absent-mindedly ran into her. She turned to see her loyal friend Prina looking back at her with a slightly confused look on her face. &ldquo;Um.. Aimee?&rdquo;<br /><br />&ldquo;Yah, Pri, what is it?&rdquo; she asked as the ocicat fumbled with the collection of loose papers in her arms, dropping a few to the floor.<br /><br />As Pri knelt to pick them up, she asked, &ldquo;Is.. isn&rsquo;t this the Captain&rsquo;s room?&rdquo; Then with a slight sound of worry in her tone, &ldquo;Wh&hellip; what if she catches us in here?&rdquo;<br /><br />Aimee knelt down to help her friend gather the papers as she answered, &ldquo;It&rsquo;s not her room yet, besides we have to make sure there&rsquo;s no one else on the ship, right?&rdquo; She smiled at the feline. She thought back to when they first met. Aimee had just been handed over to the workhouse. The ocicat had an escape plan, actually she had dozens. Pri was shorter than Aimee, but a year older. The scatterbrained ocicat was always thinking through how she should do things, from getting up each morning to when and where to sit down. The only issue the girl had was getting to the point of executing her plans. <br /><br />Aimee was put in the same room with Pri and often had to drag the girl out when she had forgotten to eat, or get her into bed when she would pass out working on some harebrained plan to read a book. One night Pri spun around on the small stool they had managed to sneak into the room, and nearly shouted about the completion of her latest escape plan. When Aimee looked it over she knew she needed to get the ocicat in action before she lost her train of thought and started on the next one. Now only a month later they were in another pirate crew and stealing their first ship.<br /><br />Aimee stood up and started to walk to the desk once again. &ldquo;Come on, Pri, there might be some good stuff over here.&rdquo; She climbed onto the the large chair. She leaned back and smiled as she placed her paws on the armrests of the chair. On the desk she looked over star charts and other loose papers held down by the weight of astral compass and insignificant sparkly stones. She did not see much of true value in front of her untill the one dingy scrap of paper caught her eye. <br /><br />She leaned forward and brushed the other objects aside to get a better look. Her eyes went as wide as dinner plates when she saw the familiar lines and markings come into view. She knocked everything in her way to the floor as she jerked the paper up. It was an exact copy of the charts her father had stolen from his captain. The item that had triggered the mutiny that got them all caught by the federation. &lsquo;How did this get here?&rsquo; she thought to herself as she looked over the charts. &ldquo;Pri, if what my father said to get his crew to join him was true, this chart leads to a treasure trove that would make us all rich.&rdquo;<br /><br />The ocicat looked up from the small stack of charts and diagrams that had monopolized her short attention and asked, &ldquo;hu?&rdquo;<br /><br />Aimee looked over her shoulder as she folded the paper neatly and tucked it into her pocket. &ldquo;Oh, it&rsquo;s nothing Pri. Come on let&rsquo;s get out of here.&rdquo; She stood and looked over the room again as she smiled and thought to herself, &lsquo;Soon&hellip; this will all be mine.&rsquo; She turned to leave the room, &lsquo;Sorry Kate, but there can only be one of us in charge, and you&rsquo;re not it. I will give you your spotlight for now. But, I will have to take it back when the time comes.&rsquo; Aimee grabbed Pri&rsquo;s hand and pulled her out of the room as the ocicat stared helplessly at the desk only to be snapped out of it by the door closing off her view.<br /><br /><div class='align_center'>(&macr;`&middot;._.&middot;&middot;&cedil;.-~*&acute;&uml;&macr;&uml;`*&middot;~-.,--,.-~*&acute;&uml;&macr;&uml;`*&middot;~-.&cedil;&middot;&middot;._.&middot;&acute;&macr;)</div><br /><br />Cammy slammed into the door on the lower deck that was clearly marked &lsquo;Engineering&rsquo;. Having ignored the smattering of riches scattered about the cargo hold, the siberian chipmunk&rlm; stopped in her tracks at the sight of the large magitech stardrive that dominated the somewhat small room. She let out an almost orgasmic sigh as she walked slowly toward the engineering marvel. Her paws trembled as she reached up to the shiny metal contraption. She had seen many of them in her father&#039;s shop over the years, but he had never let her this close to one before. She had always loved to watch him work on the the engines of smaller recreational boats. The basic concepts and parts had to be the same, just bigger, right?<br /><br />She slipped one paw into the waistline of her tattered pants and touched her sensitive, moist cleft as she rubbed the other on the magitech marvel. She didn&rsquo;t know why but powerful engineering constructs always made her wet down there and it felt good to touch it. Even better than when she did that sort of thing in her room alone. She had never had a chance to touch one in her seven years and this moment topped every other time she had seen one enter the family&rsquo;s old shop. <br /><br />She jerked her hand out of her pants as she heard the door open behind her. She spun on her footpaws as she looked at her Captain, Lady Kate. She stuttered as she spoke, &ldquo;Y... yes, Cap... captain?&rdquo; She was so afraid she would get in trouble for not starting the engine up as soon as she was within reach of the controls.<br /><br />Kate looked in awe at the size of the machine that dominated the room. &ldquo;C..Can you work with this, Cammy?&rdquo; She had never been in the engineering of her old ship, and never too adept at working with magitech contraptions.<br /><br />With a sudden burst of enthusiasm Cammy replied, &ldquo;Yes, my captain,&rdquo; as she ran to the control panel. She looked it over for a moment, only to realize it was nothing like the diagnostics panels in her father&#039;s shop. Fear and anxiety flooded into her as the revelation that she really had no clue what she was doing battered her consciousness. Not wanting to look like a liar or weak and stupid to her captain or crew she began to randomly flip switches and press buttons. Slowly her irritation grew to the point she pulled the pipe wrench from her belt and smashed it against the controls several times, as she roared with the frustration. She stopped as the engine buzzed to life. The sound alone sent shivering waves of pleasure through her body as they radiated from her nethers.<br /><br />Kate smiled, once again filled with pride at her engineer&rsquo;s overwhelming skills with the technology. Her own body becoming mildly aroused by the aspect of pulling off the theft of her first ship and her crew&rsquo;s first act of piracy. &ldquo;Great job, Cammy,&rdquo; is all she said as she turned to leave the room.<br /><br />The chipmunk&rlm; slumped to the floor in relief of pleasing her leader. Her eyes moved back to the humming behemoth that was now her new baby. &ldquo;I need to give you a name,&rdquo; she said to her inanimate companion. &ldquo;Faruni,&rdquo; she whispered to her newest friend, &ldquo;I will call you Faruni.&rdquo; She smiled as her hand made its way back to her soaked cunny.<br /><br /><div class='align_center'>(&macr;`&middot;._.&middot;&middot;&cedil;.-~*&acute;&uml;&macr;&uml;`*&middot;~-.,--,.-~*&acute;&uml;&macr;&uml;`*&middot;~-.&cedil;&middot;&middot;._.&middot;&acute;&macr;)</div><br /><br />The twin grey reef sharks ran through the decks and rooms as they explored their new home. Norra was appalled by the mess and the disheveled condition of the ship left in the paws of the uncouth adults. &ldquo;How can they live in the corruption?&rdquo; She plugged her nose as the smell of sweat and blood covered clothing invaded her nostrils. &ldquo;We&rsquo;re going to need to burn everything.&rdquo;<br /><br />The slightly older of the two, Rayluu, looked at her sister with her hands on her hips and said, &ldquo;That is not true, and you know it. Now lets find the galley and see if there&#039;s any food before we take off.&rdquo;<br /><br />They turned to the door only to find that they had been cornered by the one remaining crewmember of the ship. Rayluu swiftly pulled out a knife and charged the pig, only to be picked up by the hand that wielded it. &ldquo;What the hell are kids doing on the ship?&rdquo;<br /><br />&ldquo;We&rsquo;re not just kids. We&rsquo;re Pirates,&rdquo; she screamed at him as she kicked her dangling legs at his crotch. He dropped the reef shark as the younger panicked and pulled out her small plastic stun pistol and shot the intruder. The pig&rsquo;s eyes rolled back in his head as his body went limp and he fell forward, landing on Rayluu and pinning her to the deck under his weight.<br /><br />&ldquo;Thanks a lot sis, now help get this fat fuck off me,&rdquo; Rayluu said as she pushed up against the heavy body that held her in place. She squirmed out from under the filthy pig as quickly as she could.<br /><br />Nora pulled out a small package of wet wipes from her belt pouch and went through several of the moist napkins as she frantically cleaned every exposed inch of Rayluu&rsquo;s slick, smooth skin while chanting, &ldquo;YUCK! YUCK! YUCK! YUCK! YUCK! YUCK! YUCK!&rdquo;<br /><div class='align_center'><br />(&macr;`&middot;._.&middot;&middot;&cedil;.-~*&acute;&uml;&macr;&uml;`*&middot;~-.,--,.-~*&acute;&uml;&macr;&uml;`*&middot;~-.&cedil;&middot;&middot;._.&middot;&acute;&macr;)</div><br /><br />Candace, the young tree kangaroo, a blue bandana tied over her short brown hair, chewed on her thumb as she looked at the controls to the magnetic anchor system the held the ship in place at the dock. She glanced over her shoulder several times as she fiddled with the device, pushing buttons at random to try and figure out the combination to release the ship. She began to hop from paw to paw as she became frustrated.<br /><br />She slipped the blue headphones over her ears and switched on the electronic techno remix that she near constantly listened to. The rhythm pulsed through her body as she started punching the buttons as close to in time with the music as her little paws allowed. Soon she started to match the tones from the locking system with those from the thumping beat that invaded her ears, quickly losing track of what she was actually trying to accomplish.<br /><br />She spun on her paws nearly falling over as she jumped at the tap on her shoulder. As the older stoat girl came into view she swiftly said, &ldquo;Lady Kate,&rdquo; apparently abit louder than she had intended to. She tapped the pause button on the small music device attached the her hip as she started to stammer, &ldquo;I was&hellip; Just&hellip; this thing&hellip;&rdquo;<br /><br />The stoat pointed over her toward the dock, which Candace had neglected to watch while they took over the rest of the ship. Her jaw dropped as she saw what her captain had tried to draw her attention to. Several of the the original crew members were on their way back to the ship. A mischievous grin curled across her muzzle as the tree kangaroo reached behind herself to flipped the power switch to her magitech backpack and pulled out the two Circuit-shocker wands. &ldquo;I got this, Captain.&rdquo; And started to run toward the gang plank to head them off before the old crew could get back on the ship.<br /><br /><div class='align_center'>(&macr;`&middot;._.&middot;&middot;&cedil;.-~*&acute;&uml;&macr;&uml;`*&middot;~-.,--,.-~*&acute;&uml;&macr;&uml;`*&middot;~-.&cedil;&middot;&middot;._.&middot;&acute;&macr;)</div><br /><br />As her friend and team mate, Candace, watched the dock and worked at the anchor system Blu, a young nombat, looked around the deck of the ship. She gasped as the massive turret weapon caught her eye. The double barrelled Ethereal Blaster stood proudly on the stern battlement. She balled her fists and stomped with enthusiasm at the sight of the magnificent weapon. Never had she been able to see one up close, and now Lady Kate had said she was going to be in charge of the &ldquo;BIG GUNS.&rdquo; <br /><br />She ran across the deck, her bare paws and claws clicking against the wood, and up the stairs to the metal dome that housed the cannon&rsquo;s controls. She pulled open the hatch to the two-man control compartment and jumped in as if it was a kiddy ride outside a convenience store. Her jaw dropped open at the sight of all the flashing lights, knobs and buttons. <br /><br />She sat in one seat and stretched out her paws to reach the two joystick controls. One was a fourway lever, molded to fit a much larger paw, with a trigger near the top. The other was a simple forward and back lever that as she moved it a scale of lights raised and lowered from green at the low end to red at the top. <br /><br />She began to joyfully move the control levers about, feeling the turret move with them. She imagined she was in a big intergalactic dog fight with hundreds of smaller starships around her. The small control pod was filled with the &ldquo;pew pew&rsquo; sounds she made as she pretended to shoot down one fighter after another. Her playful antics and enjoyment of random button mashing suddenly ended as she heard, and felt the ship rock with the sudden cannon fire as she unintentionally pulled the trigger setting off setting off the full powered behemoth at the dock below.<br /><br /><div class='align_center'>(&macr;`&bull;._.&bull;&bull;&cedil;.-~*&acute;&uml;&macr;&uml;`*&bull;~-.,--,.-~*&acute;&uml;&macr;&uml;`*&bull;~-.&cedil;&bull;&bull;._.&bull;&acute;&macr;)</div><br /><br />Lady Kate watched as her faithful crew sprang into action with the return of the original crew. Candace charged the gang plank with her magic shocking sticks and attacked the two largest males as they started to board, not expecting such a small enemy. Soon the small tree kangaroo had smacked them both in the shins and pushed their stunned bodies off into the darkness below. Suddenly the Stoat saw more crew members, alerted by the previous twos screams. She looked out at Candace and shouted, &ldquo;Retreat!&rdquo; in hopes of being heard over the tunes blasting into the other girls ears from the blue headset. <br /><br />Candace looked back just in time to see the huge cannon system moving to point at the dock. She scurried frantically back onto the ship as the deafening report from the Ethereal Blast rocked the ship, nearly disintegrating the dock and several of the old adult crew members.<br /><br />Kate smiled as she watched the &ldquo;Precision Teamwork&rdquo; of her crew, the best crew in the entire galaxy. She puffed her chest in pride as she walked to the side of the ship to look over the destruction they had caused in their first act of piracy. She looked on with satisfaction as she saw the look on the other captain&rsquo;s face when he saw the two young girls looking back at him from what was once his ship. <br /><br />The Crew of the Sharkbait would soon be the most feared Pirates in all of the cosmos, that was one thing she was certain of. <br /><br />Soon she was joined by the nombat who looked on at the disarray of the docks as they drifted away into the back. Lady Kate patted her on the back as she said, &ldquo;Great work, Blu.&rdquo; The stoat turned and started to walk toward the bridge as she said, &ldquo;Now let&rsquo;s get this baby out of here.&rdquo; <br /><br /><div class='align_center'>(&macr;`&middot;._.&middot;&middot;&cedil;.-~*&acute;&uml;&macr;&uml;`*&middot;~-.,--,.-~*&acute;&uml;&macr;&uml;`*&middot;~-.&cedil;&middot;&middot;._.&middot;&acute;&macr;)</div><br /><br /></span>","pools_count":4,"title":"Sharkbait - Into the Wild Black Yonder","deleted":"f","public":"t","mimetype":"application/msword","pagecount":"1","rating_id":"2","rating_name":"Adult","ratings":[{"content_tag_id":"4","name":"Sexual Themes","description":"Erotic imagery, sexual activity or arousal","rating_id":"2"}],"submission_type_id":"12","type_name":"Writing - Document","guest_block":"f","friends_only":"f","comments_count":"20","views":"481","sales_description":null,"forsale":"f","digitalsales":"f","printsales":"f","digital_price":""}