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There is a random bit of smut I created after reading a bunch of Homestuck sexcannon. I'm rather critical of my work, don't' think its good, but I am told by others its great, so I am taking their word for it and putting it here.
For those who don't know, HomeStuck is a webcomic following 4 humans, their guardians, and 12 trolls, all in an epic universe building video game. Through the course of things Jade merges with her cosmic powered canine during her ascent to God Tier, this is what I call DogTier.
Definitions: in some sense every character in this is a herm because it is quite common in sexcannon that all trolls have both a bulge (a tentapenis) and a nook (their equivalent to a vagina). Edit to add a Definition: Troll's call sex pailing. Apparently they and their two mates (one hate and one love) are supposed to fill a pail with their fluids that get's sent to the brood mother, or some such.It's been too long, I don't remember the intricacies of Troll society in Universe B2.
I better stop here or this comment is going to get longer than the story itself.",
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Nepeta began to feel faint from blood loss, it was nothing she hadn't experienced before from other trolls, but she had expected pailing with Jade to be different. In her ecstasy the room started to grow brighter even as the sun set through the window, the flowers in the windowsill garden closing up for the night.
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Attempting to pull free from the blind troll's nook Jade found herself stuck and let out a sigh. "Wooof. This is awkward."
On another planet, Karkat screamed in rapid fire obscenities fearing he had somehow killed Nepeta, but she mewed in absentminded bliss as his bulge widened and wriggled in panic within her.",
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