it's a little funny how often this family runs into Parfait given none of them know the others have met her. This is the last of my character's parfait party for now.
Kathrin: This was one hell of a night. The only thing that would of made it better is if the two of us had managed to knot that cute beaver before cream filling her.
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\n\t\t\t\t\t| " | \n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tParfait, the sweet and gentle butterfly she is (sarcasm), tends to dreadfully annoy her friends a lot of the time. For instance, her very androgynous male friend, Midian, tends to be directly under fire from Parfait's shenanigans a vast majority of the time. However, on this particular night, Parfait was unable to plead for a ride 35 miles south for a rave going on at an abandoned school. He, ironically, had homework to do and would not respond to her consistent mocking of how much of a fuddy duddy he was for "doing hooooomework". Eventually, however, she had to give up and go annoy the hell out of another source. Alexi, a border collie, just happened to be going to that rave as well and she bugged him for a ride in his two-seater truck. He was also picking up a snow leopard hermaphrodite named Kathrin as well, so there would be no room for Parfait. At least, this was Alexi's excuse. Parfait scoffed and said "I'll just sit on the snow leopard's lap, what's the big deal?" She was always so aggressive. Parfait, being the flirt she was, of course starts to hit on everyone in the car. Her age sort of confused the passenger and the driver -- they figured she was just some brat that was running off to a rave to show that she was an adult and she was free and she could do whatever she wanted. Typical rebellious stuff, right? Though, her comfort in making casual sex jokes at Alexi and Kathrin sort of made the long 35 mile drive a little tense. Was she actually being serious when she joked around being sandwiched between these two? It was a little blunt... especially for someone as small as Parfait. At least... to them, it was. "My stupid friend couldn't take me tonight so I'm really happy I was able to go with you guys," Parfait divulged, practically yelling against the rushing wind as she opened the window and stuck her head out like a dog. "He's a huge prude anyways!" "No problem, Parfait," Alexi responded. "But uh... could you put your head back in the truck? You're making me a little nervous." "Why?" she wiggled her butt at him -- her firm beaver tail effectively scratching the roof of the car with the horizontal motions. "Afraid I'll fall out?" she playfully pretend-lunged forward which caused Kathrin to, in a state of panic, grab Parfait and pull her back inside in a tight bear hug. "You jerk!!" Kathrin, going along with the now-realized lack of severity of the situation, chimed in. "You totally scared the hell out of me!" Alexi could barely hear Kathrin over his pounding heart and Parfait's uproarious laughter. "You guys... are so.. haha... you guys are so fun to fuck around with." "Hey! Watch your language, little missy." Kathrin, still tightly clutching onto Parfait, released one gripped hand to give Parfait a noogie. "Yeeesh, you almost gave me a heart attack." Alexi sighed -- barely heard over Parfait's distressed struggling to break free from Kathrin's hold. He reached his hand over and started to tickle Parfait. "YOU GODDAMN TWITS!" Parfait squealed as her attempts to wriggle free from Kathrin's hold were in vain. "Stoooop! I'm ticklish!! Please stop!! I'll do anything if you'll just stop!" They both stopped. Alexi, braking for the red light, slowly turned his head to face Parfait. "Aaaaanythin--" "This isn't an old porno movie, is it?!" Parfait interrupted with 2 kicks to his dashboard. Kathrin burst out laughing. "Sure, it could be, all that needs to happen is you opening the door and being unsatisfied with your marriage and me being a plumber." Kathrin made a few plumbing gestures; arms still wrapped around the little beaver. "Did somebody order a pizz--" "You're a bunch of idiots," Parfait hung her head low and chuckled. "You're funny though, I'll gi--" Kathrin resumed her noogie attacks and Parfait, once again, struggled to flail around like a spaz. ~ The entire trip was viciously laced with sexual jokes and uncomfortable flirting -- but Alexi and Kathrin found that their time with Parfait was probably going to be more fun than the rave itself. So, when they finally arrived, it seemed they were both on board to stop Parfait from actually getting to the multicolored-flashing-lights school in the distance. Alexi made it a point to park hilariously far away to the point where the school was far off on the horizon. "Why don't you... I don't know... park somewhere where we don't have to hike to get to th--" "WELL!" Alexi cut off Parfait's complaint. "We figured it'd..." he looked at Kathrin who seemed to be all-for this plan as well, "...be more fun to just hang out around here for tonight." "Really?" Parfait glanced at the school again and her tail drooped. "Why's that?" she seemed rather sad. "Uhm... I dunno," Kathrin nervously chuckled. "Hanging out with you is more fun?" Parfait's cheeks puffed and she folded her arms. "You guys are being silly," she started to march towards the school, "Come on! Let's g--" "Wait!" Alexi nearly yelled with an outstretched hand. "Uuuhm... if you stay with us, we'll let youuuu..." "DRIVE HIS CAR!" Kathrin interjected with confidence. Alexi's deathglare had no bounds. Parfait's ears shot up. "Say whaaaaaaaaaaaa?" her entire body rotated comically as if she was floating. "Hey now!" Alexi roared. "She doesn't know how to dr--" "Jeez! You know how long I've wanted my friend to trust me with his car?!" she made motions of her hands on steering wheels making a hard left turn. "I play Grand Theft Auto with him all the time -- you'd think the pillock would trust me by now~" "...uhh..." Alexi halted his statement. "Well... would that make you rather stay here?" Parfait gave both of them a sly smile and folded her arms once again. "You guys are trying to keep me here super hard. What's the deal?" Both of them cleared their throats in response. "Well?" Parfait nudged. "We would like to have sex with you." Kathrin bluntly replied. "WHAT?!"Alexi spazzed out. "WHY WOULD Y--" "What? Really?" Parfait put a finger to her lips and looked back at all the flashing lights again. "So I get sex AND I get to drive your car around?" Alexi was, once again, forced to retract his statement. "Er... uhh... ONLY IN THIS EMPTY PARKING LOT." "DEAL!" ... She probably somehow hit a lamp post anyways.\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t | \n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t
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Art, story, and parfait to GBB and Ketzio
Kathrin belongs to moi.