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Brief bands of light from the stone roof far above lit the water's surface, barely allowing her to see the muddy stalagmites around her. \n Slipping in the sediment, she fell to her hands and knees in the almost-dark, further soaking her with the silty water. She muttered a brief profanity as her gear and sword took another dunking. Briefly considering lighting a flare, she sighed and decided to conserve them, carefully stepping through the last few streaks of natural light... closing her eyes for a two score of heartbeats, letting her eyes adjust to the dark...\n...and opening them to dimness flecked with gold.\n Her breath caught, the light at her back showing the cave floor completely covered with golden coins.\n As her eyes adjusted to the dim, she realized the carpet of gold moved back, and back, and back... piles of coins taller than herself with valleys she could literally walk through, spilling from the bowels of a ship seemingly ripped in half by a giant hand, tossed to the back wall of this dark cave and spilling it's gilded guts at her feet.\n She'd found it.\nThe treasure of an unnamed pirate lord driven before a vengeful armada, lost to a storm and eventually, time itself. A giddy giggle slipped from her lips and she couldn't resist a few skipped steps down her own yellow-bricked road. To her right, a horned skeleton grinned at her from a golden throne.\n \"Who found Blackbeard's loot?\" She called to the echoing darkness. \"Who cares!? I found the hoard of...\" She fumbled for a name, but there was none. Whoever the grinning skeleton had belonged to, they'd left no clue for a treasure-hunter like her to find centuries later... just bones in a dark cave. \n Caught up in the moment, she drew her sword and pointed it at one shoulder of the dead pirate, then the other.\n \"Sir.\" She said gravely, re-sheathing her sword. \"I do hereby claim thy wealth, and dub thee Captain CheeryFellow.\"\n\n A deep rumble from farther back in the cave, and the metallic music of something dragging through the piles of gold coins. There was something in there with her.\nShit.\nA list of treasure-guarding monsters ran through her mind, most of them unpleasant, but not too bright, and they were the reason she always carried a sword on her explorations.\nAnother deep growl from the dark, and a gravelly yawn, and then surprisingly, words.\n[I]\"Such a loud morsel, and I'd just properly settled down for a nap, too...\" [/I]\n\"Shit.\" She muttered, mostly to herself and scanned the darkness. The way back out was a few meters across the coin-strewn shore but the deeper water would slow her. Escape wasn't the best option but... the voice, while deep and only mildly terrifying, was calm and articulate. A Creature, then, if she was lucky it would be one of the older ones. More intelligent, but they loved their rules, often eccentric, usually lonely... \nPatterns of behavior and quirks.\nShe just had to figure out if she could save her skin with them... \n She set her feet and addressed the emptiness past the light.\n \"I do apologize for disturbing your slumber, Sir...\" Atop a pile of coins at the farthest edge of her sight, a shadow moved, shifted. \"I wasn't aware this treasure had a guardian.\" Her eyes were adjusting further to the dark, and she was able to make out the figure atop the pile, the upper half of it, anyway. Male, broad of shoulder, long hair, features lost to the shadows and... no weapons to be seen. \n\n [I]\"Guardian? Of what? This shiny mess someone dumped in my cave?\"[/I]\n An arm shifted and a dark blue-skinned hand moved to disdainfully flick away a few golden coins. \n[I]\"It has brought a few wandering through, seeking treasures in the dark... none quite as tasty looking as you though...\"[/I]\n\"Upside, it's smart...\" Bhraja muttered. \"...downside, I'm a snack.\"\n\n[I]\"Oh come now, 'm sure you'd make a lovely snack. Much better than the last one, he was terribly dry.\"[/I] Again, that mocking tone echoed in the darkness, seeping into her like the chill of the water.\n Bhraja shook herself as anger flared past the fear turning her belly into a tight knot. She unslung her sword and moved it to a low guard position, trying to settle her feet in the shifting coins.\n \"Or I could just slice bits off of you until you decide to piss off and leave...\" She trailed off, trying for taunting.\n The figure leaned forward then with an eagerness that was... unsettling. She was just able to make out the long hair framing a too-wide jaw full of pointed teeth, no nose to speak of...\n ...and absolute dark where eyes should be.\n [I]\"We have an accord, then?\"[/I]\n\"Uh... wha?\" Not her most articulate moment, but the light gleaming off of those teeth was more than a little distracting.\n\n[I] \"We fight. Non-mortal combat.\"[/I] The Creature dug a claw into one of the golden coins before flicking it to the bottom of the pile with evident disdain. \n [I]\"You damage me enough to make me flee, or you lose, and I take a taste of you. I'll even let you leave with as many of these shiny little baubles you can carry. Or...\"[/I] The Creature shifted a bit, apparently getting comfortable, and set that too-wide jaw atop the backs of it's hands. \n[I]\"...you can sheathe your little sword, and leave empty handed.\"[/I]\n\n The mockery made Bhraja grit her teeth until they ached. 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 Slipping in the sediment, she fell to her hands and knees in the almost-dark, further soaking her with the silty water. She muttered a brief profanity as her gear and sword took another dunking. Briefly considering lighting a flare, she sighed and decided to conserve them, carefully stepping through the last few streaks of natural light... closing her eyes for a two score of heartbeats, letting her eyes adjust to the dark...
...and opening them to dimness flecked with gold.
 Her breath caught, the light at her back showing the cave floor completely covered with golden coins.
 As her eyes adjusted to the dim, she realized the carpet of gold moved back, and back, and back... piles of coins taller than herself with valleys she could literally walk through, spilling from the bowels of a ship seemingly ripped in half by a giant hand, tossed to the back wall of this dark cave and spilling it's gilded guts at her feet.
 She'd found it.
The treasure of an unnamed pirate lord driven before a vengeful armada, lost to a storm and eventually, time itself. A giddy giggle slipped from her lips and she couldn't resist a few skipped steps down her own yellow-bricked road. To her right, a horned skeleton grinned at her from a golden throne.
 "Who found Blackbeard's loot?" She called to the echoing darkness. "Who cares!? I found the hoard of..." She fumbled for a name, but there was none. Whoever the grinning skeleton had belonged to, they'd left no clue for a treasure-hunter like her to find centuries later... just bones in a dark cave.
 Caught up in the moment, she drew her sword and pointed it at one shoulder of the dead pirate, then the other.
 "Sir." She said gravely, re-sheathing her sword. "I do hereby claim thy wealth, and dub thee Captain CheeryFellow."

 A deep rumble from farther back in the cave, and the metallic music of something dragging through the piles of gold coins. There was something in there with her.
Shit.
A list of treasure-guarding monsters ran through her mind, most of them unpleasant, but not too bright, and they were the reason she always carried a sword on her explorations.
Another deep growl from the dark, and a gravelly yawn, and then surprisingly, words.
"Such a loud morsel, and I'd just properly settled down for a nap, too..."
"Shit." She muttered, mostly to herself and scanned the darkness. The way back out was a few meters across the coin-strewn shore but the deeper water would slow her. Escape wasn't the best option but... the voice, while deep and only mildly terrifying, was calm and articulate. A Creature, then, if she was lucky it would be one of the older ones. More intelligent, but they loved their rules, often eccentric, usually lonely...
Patterns of behavior and quirks.
She just had to figure out if she could save her skin with them...  
 She set her feet and addressed the emptiness past the light.
 "I do apologize for disturbing your slumber, Sir..." Atop a pile of coins at the farthest edge of her sight, a shadow moved, shifted. "I wasn't aware this treasure had a guardian." Her eyes were adjusting further to the dark, and she was able to make out the figure atop the pile, the upper half of it, anyway. Male, broad of shoulder, long hair, features lost to the shadows and... no weapons to be seen.

 "Guardian? Of what? This shiny mess someone dumped in my cave?"
 An arm shifted and a dark blue-skinned hand moved to disdainfully flick away a few golden coins.
"It has brought a few wandering through, seeking treasures in the dark... none quite as tasty looking as you though..."
"Upside, it's smart..." Bhraja muttered. "...downside, I'm a snack."

"Oh come now, 'm sure you'd make a lovely snack. Much better than the last one, he was terribly dry." Again, that mocking tone echoed in the darkness, seeping into her like the chill of the water.
 Bhraja shook herself as anger flared past the fear turning her belly into a tight knot. She unslung her sword and moved it to a low guard position, trying to settle her feet in the shifting coins.
 "Or I could just slice bits off of you until you decide to piss off and leave..." She trailed off, trying for taunting.
 The figure leaned forward then with an eagerness that was... unsettling. She was just able to make out the long hair framing a too-wide jaw full of pointed teeth, no nose to speak of...
 ...and absolute dark where eyes should be.
 "We have an accord, then?"
"Uh... wha?" Not her most articulate moment, but the light gleaming off of those teeth was more than a little distracting.

"We fight. Non-mortal combat." The Creature dug a claw into one of the golden coins before flicking it to the bottom of the pile with evident disdain.
 "You damage me enough to make me flee, or you lose, and I take a taste of you. I'll even let you leave with as many of these shiny little baubles you can carry. Or..." The Creature shifted a bit, apparently getting comfortable, and set that too-wide jaw atop the backs of it's hands.
"...you can sheathe your little sword, and leave empty handed."

 The mockery made Bhraja grit her teeth until they ached. For almost a second, she considered running, but she'd finally FINALLY found a treasure big enough to set her for ages. So she moved two paces to the left, putting an ancient cannon between them, if the creature charged her, it would have to go around or over it.
 "Allright you toothy bastard, you want to lose some bits, let's dance."

" É̖́̐ͪx̲̥̱͕ͪͮ̏ͣc̮̗e̛̟̙̭̜͓̦ͅl̈́́l͚̳̎́e̝̪̘̼̻̿̂͑ͧ̉͑n̡̖̥̪̼̹ͯ͗ͪ̎t̘͈̖̝̤̽.̥̀͌̇͡"

It was the last word Bhraja heard, and then her world was a shower of coins as tentacles erupted from the treasure at her feet.

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