Incalculable
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Xamiso saw a notification in the corner of his vision that made a variety of calculation, measurement and timing routines fire up in his digital brain. He couldn't help but smirk to himself, it had only been 4 minutes, 36 seconds and 658.342 milliseconds since that bird's last romp. If he kept it up, he'd be turning this into a 24/7 fixture before long. He shifted over to click on the box informing him and everyone else that "Luroso is streaming!"

Before he could even complete a single clock cycle, the robot's body was entirely enveloped. From one side a smooth wall of blue flesh pressed against him, the glowing projection of his face plate reflecting off of the shining surface of its skin, taking up his entire vision from one moment of consciousness to the next. On the other side, he was sinking deep into a feathery, downy softness, wrapping around his limbs and waist, squeezing and hugging his entire being into a warm, all-encompassing embrace.

Despite being utterly lost in the sheer amount of bird, seeing nothing but the light from his own eyes, hearing only the low depths of rumbling and creaking masses and having every sense of direction made completely meaningless, Xamiso was acutely aware of what was going on. He was providing the statistics after all! He smiled and shook his head, the viewer count of Luroso's stream still at exactly one, nobody else having the ability to instantly follow the notification as he did, the uptime still reading "broadcasting since just now". He began to write a message into the yet empty chat.

Luroso huffed. So much for giving himself a little squeeze to get started. So much for that new, glorious, boundlessly stretchable underwear he'd just put on, only to rip the very atoms it constituted of to shreds without anyone even getting a chance to see his cock stretching inside its sock, his ball-bra bouncing and quivering, his thong stretching and squeezing into his plump rear. So much for the planes of existence that tore apart just as easily as his clothes in the very same infinitesimal length of time that he couldn't even feel the barriers of universes popping, the edges of existence ceasing or the entire energy of entropy erupt against his enormous endowments, not even so much as a blip against the relentless force of his rock-hard shaft, the vast, churning ballscape of his pent-up, overproductive nuts and the wobbling, jiggling, reverberating mass of his all-encompassing butt.

"So much for our record," Xamiso's message in the chat read, "and so little spectacle around it! Not even I had a chance to watch you utterly crush and totally surpass it in less than a single instruction cycle." Luroso crossed his arms and smirked, the stream's view focused almost a bit too close to his face, with very little room to spare as he too, much like his robot friend, was totally enveloped by his own oversized endowments, having to push back against his bubbly cheeks with his feathery fingers and squeeze against his shaft with his clawed feet to give himself any kind of space to maneuver and respond: "Well, it shouldn't have been so tiny and insignificant that one, single, minuscule twitch sent me soaring past it like nothing! It seemed so huge and vast while we set it last time, but now it seems so... puny, at best~"

Xamiso chuckled to himself. "You say it like it's been forever since we've grown together! It hasn't even been five minutes that your last stream ended." He shook his head. That bird was something else. Unlike other biological creatures, it was like he didn't have a refractory period at all, no sense of satiability or the capability to become exhausted. Kind of like his robotic self, really! "No matter. We can just continue where we left off after that little pause~"

He stretched out his limbs, the projected expression on his face plate sticking out its tongue. He then pressed his fingers against his soft bulge, the synthetic, smooth, stretchy material already trembling under his fingers. He could feel its boundless power welling and roaring within his endowments. He reached down and squeezed his thumbs into his balls, their production already soaring above anything he'd ever experienced before, ultra-compressing their extra-extra-exponentially multiplying contents of thick, nanomachine-based seed. With a sly smirk, he peered back at his own rump, watching it sway and wobble, round cheeks ready for relentless expansion. He then checked the current size of Luroso his hyperprocessors were constantly measuring, calculating and projecting into the corner of the stream. He almost burst out laughing at how insignificant the numbers were before the magnitude of his power. Oh yes, he'd have no problem at all utterly outsizing this little birdy before he'd even get to a fun level of size.

"Oh, of course, you don't even know what happened in those mere minutes!" Luroso responded to the chat message from his robotic friend, his eyebrows rising up to begin telling the events he himself could hardly believe he actually managed to return to normality from - if only for a few moments. "You see, I-"

Before he could even begin his story, a sudden surge of force rocked his body and pressed all air out of his lungs, escaping from his beak with a high-pitched whistle. He could barely peer at the chat to read Xamiso's message: "Hold on tight~" It looked like he had other plans than listen to stories. Luroso couldn't help but smile. Or try to do so anyway, but he didn't quite manage it in time.

Throbbing, bulging, stretching synthetic matter surrounded him on every side, going from growing through the boundless vastness of what laid beyond entropy to being stuck, squeezed tight between walls of artificial flesh, right between Xamisos churning balls and his cheeks weighing down on them. Luroso's face was squashed into his own flesh, the pressure from the robot's endowments soaring past the immeasurable, made only more intense as he gleefully swayed his rear up and down, the mass still increasing rapidly, the growth speeding up with every motion, ever exponentially faster, making even the fastest surge of growth look like a snail's pace in the next moment. "Hmm, you seem to be a little lost there, Luroso! You're lucky my nanosensory input arrays are sensitive enough, otherwise I'd have a hard time noticing such an insignificant speck~"

Luroso in turned huffed as his head was bouncing back and forth, the squeezing and wobbling of his overendowed friend getting him riled up far more than his instantaneous surge of growth and the short series of minor extracosmic planes he shattered in the process. But he didn't plan on letting himself get kneaded for long. "Mhh," he hummed joyously, "you mean THIS speck?"

Xamiso's arms had to use their fullest power of shock suspension to keep his body from belly flopping atop his own shaft. The sudden, instantaneous appearance of a feathery set of butt and balls from right between his own sent a huge, quake-like ripple across his entire mass, bouncing and jiggling his rear forwards, squeezing his balls underneath him, the two sets of endowments crashing against each other, back-to-back with an absolutely cataclysmic impact. The waves of force were so strong that they made the rubbery surface distend, squash and wobble like tidal forces were crashing over them, feeling every last one of his sensors spiking with exceedingly pleasurable input.

"Heh, nice little jiggle!" Xamiso teased, his projected eyes narrowing as his smile widened slyly, "Think you can match this though?" He pushed up his rear, letting his cheeks tense and swing up, before letting them loose again, unleashing a devastating detonation of force. Luroso, not having any kind of suspension, was immediately thrown forwards, his arms, chest and body laid flat, splayed out against the wobble. Not that he minded it at all! He was rather enjoying how his entire being jiggled and bounced, closing his eyes and sighing as waves upon waves of power kept ravaging his entire mass, feeling his friend's cheeks only echo his wobbles ever stronger, ever more powerfully, like a feedback look of extra-entropic proportion.

"Hnnf. No Xamiso, I'm afraid I just can't match it..." Luroso pressed his elbows into the base of his shaft and stemmed himself up, arching his back and bringing up his rear. He let out a breath of air, his muscles trembling and his entire, ultra-enormous frame trembling under tension, "...I can only SURPASS-"

Xamiso didn't even catch the rest of that sentence as he was thrown forward. His intertial dampeners couldn't handle the intense forces sending him tumbling across the blue depths that were stretching all around him. Squeezing between feathery cheeks, rolling down the cleft of overfull nuts and tumbling into the wrinkles of the unyielding, throbbing behemoth of flesh. Falling into a tiny, insignificant ridge atop its surface, but getting no closer to the bottom as the pit he was plumetting into was only getting wider and deeper all around him. Arrays of measurement coprocessors sprung into action, extra calculation processes kicked off and his entire digital brainpower was maximally devoted to comprehend the sheer scale he was facing. Every single one of his nanosensory nodes across the entirety of his boundless body switching over to aiding in his efforts, his own growth accelerating just to give him more units to deal with the herculean task at hand. His faceplate freezing for a moment, a little notched circle spinning on it while he caught up on Luroso's growth. The stream still running, stuttering and choking as he couldn't devote enough resources to keep it smooth while updating all the absolutely insane statistics displayed on it, each one becoming obsolete and being replaced by the next even crazier one so fast that no one would have been able to see anything but a blur - if there had been anyone other than Xamiso himself watching it anyway.

After almost an entire second passed, and along with it countless clock cycles across innumerable processors and self-replicating nanonodes, he finally returned to his normal operation. His face flickered and blinked, his body pulling himself up from laying sprawled out with loose limbs splayed every which direction. But he didn't get far before the realization set in, and he stopped his every motion again, bringing them to a sudden halt. If he could, he would have gulped at the situation. Luroso was indescribably MASSIVE. And despite every fiber of him being devoted to calculating his size, every time he reached another terrifying value to describe him with, he had already grown so far beyond it that his calculation was totally worthless to even describe the tiniest inkling of an insignificant fraction of his enormity. Things were really getting serious.

The robot slammed his hands forward, focusing his concentration and thrusting forward. His size multiplying, exponentially eclipsing itself. His cock bulging thicker and surging longer, his balls filling further and becoming heftier, his rear growing wider and wobbling to entirely new reaches of thickness. And he made absolutely no headway against Luroso's enormity. He still wasn't even nothing compared to a single furl of a vein. Xamiso bent over, redoubling his efforts, letting himself loose even more. Growing faster, bigger, more massive at rates even he couldn't measure anymore. Still no progress. His consciousness fading into the background as every nanometer of his entire being focused on only growth. More. Bigger. Faster. His mass acquisition reaching new heights. Every nanonode replicating so fast that one single unit went from sub-microscopic size to so many connected units that they collectively outsized his prior massiveness. Too slow. Ten times the size. Too slow! Googolplexian powers of times. TOO SLOW! He rose up his body and thrust forward with all his might, letting out a primal scream as his consciousness simply wasn't capable of any more but such low-level feeling/response simulation. He simply let himself go out of control. The stream flickered, numbers glitching out and finally shutting off entirely. He stopped trying to understand, to measure and to calculate, instead just focusing on the completely unhinged growth.

He felt himself pressing against a wall. One that wasn't fleshy or feathery. Instead, it was one made of energy, smooth and unyielding. A cosmic barrier! He should have known that merely outgrowing entropy wasn't the end of it. And while he was still stuck somewhere in the folds of Luroso's mass, he was definitely making progress. It wouldn't be long until his adaptive processes made this level of growth easier, totally natural even, leaving him to push himself only ever further. Triumphantly, he flicked the view of Luroso back on, seeing his exhausted face right in the camera. He was panting heavily, his eyes screwed shut, his body curled up with an immense amount of strain on him. Xamiso couldn't help but change his face to a grin as he watched the little blue bird already look so tired and drained, wheezing and huffing at his limits. His speech synthesis rebooted, already having adapted enough to this scale to have the computation power to spare and let him tease his organic friend. "Aw. You. Look. Like, you, can, barelyyyyy... hold yourself together anymore, Luroso!" His voice sounded more robotic and without intonation at first, but quickly changed back to his simulated natural tone as the systems stabilized. "Too bad your systems can't adapt like mine! Keep trying and pushing yourself further, just a few more omphiamusplexian light years to break this barrier... or are you just going to wait for me to do it for you?~"

Luroso huffed and sighed. He groaned, keeping every muscle tense. His eyes fluttered open, giving Xamiso a strangely unsettling look, their pupils dilated and oddly relaxed for the strain that should be on his body. "N-no, Xamiso." He stammered, "Ah... I'm not TRYING anything..." Xamiso's grin flickered from his face. Something was off. He could feel a deep, ominous force rising up all around that he simply couldn't explain. "I'm sorry... hnngg... I... I..." Every stammering put him even further on edge. And an apology? What could he...?


"I CAN'T HOLD BACK ANYMORE!"


Then he let loose. The barrier was simply unnoticeable as he barelled through it at a velocity that even he couldn't grasp. Within the span of not even a single point in time, his cock, balls and butt swelled out far beyond an entire zettaophiamusplex light years. Outright unmaking the alpha, beta, gamma, delta, epsilon, zeta, eta and theta prime in a devastating detonation of force. The iota, kappa, lambda, mu, nu, xi and omicron prime realms only fared worse as they didn't even get any kind of explosion, instead simply crumpling around the sudden expansion of mass, their walls unravelling at the seams. Pi, rho, sigma, tau, upsilon, phi, chi and psi primes simply fused together forming an infinitesimally thin layer around Luroso's all-eclipsing mass, before snapping out of being entirely. The omega prime was the only one he actually noticed at all. As a tiny, little blip of light going out, a teeny bump making his cheeks reverberate with the feedback wobbles of his own oversized rear.

That little impact was enough to really unhinge things, sending them further out of control. The elements were first. It was a strange feeling to have fire burning at his tip, ice freezing around his urethra, wind blowing beneath his balls, earth shattering under his hefty rear and electricity arcing between his cheeks. Not that it was painful or anything, instead it was merely an instantaneous experience, just as light and darkness were crushed together, completely annihilating each other, leaving only his massive shape in their wake. And that very shape went on to dominate all others. Polygons were simply ripped from existence whole, where circles, and triangles were such basic and fundamental planar forms before, they became completely unthinkable after Luroso broke them all. Even trying to form a thought of them at all became instantly impossible, instead seeing merely his own shapely body that had replaced and eclipsed their concepts whole. Not that he let the next higher dimensional shapes stand for even a fraction of the time. From crumbling the cube plane and obliterating the octahedronal one, he couldn't help but smirk as he felt his fat cock shove through the torus realm, stretching it out like a ring around his tip, before it became so infinitesimally thin that it reached zero, disappearing entirely just as his surging, sloshing nuts showed the hypersphere realm what true hyper spheres should be like.

But his bits weren't content with just playing with these puny concepts. They weren't content with mere megatozxamiplexian sizes in the first place. Nor with the insignificant speeds they were growing at. With one little twitch, they expanded to several millinillions of absolutaillyanaplexian scales. Wiping out every last particle, from the lowly quarks to the hyper-hypothetical zino realms, reducing the foundations of reality, its mass, gravity and all other forces to an insignificant blip of stimulation of his enormity, making even the queens and kings of the chess piece bow before his scales before he eclipsed them and anything else before them by an immeasurable amount as he simply surpassed the mere limits size itself.

But he didn't just reach infinity. He far overshot it right away, violently crashing through the transition and htiting the chromatic realms with a force they couldn't even have dreamed of sustaining. Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, white and black flashing up all at once - before instantly fading out as their colors faded from memory, the only color remaining being the one that mattered: Luroso blue. And yet that instant was enough for him to eclipse endlesseternifinities of endlesserfinite powers of endlesserfinities, hardly even noticing the realms of chakra as they burst into nothing before Luroso's boundless power. A hundred kabbalah realms quivered as his sizes reached beyond the comprehensible, beyond the measurable, beyond the beyond. But they didn't get a chance to do any more than that as all hundred of them were utterly ravaged by his power.

Intensity imploded against his overwhelming power.

Improbability faltered as it faced his sheer impossibility.

Followed by impossibility simply erasing itself against something so far beyond its own concepts.

Continuum interrupted and totally ceased.

Exponentium exploding by his extra-exponential expansion.

Boundlessness being brought to its limits and ripped apart like a bloated balloon.

Magnitudality mashed to mush by his monumental mass.

The cataclysmic realms simply giving up, facing something that was so far beyond them that they weren't worthy even of its presence.

Infinimagnitude colliding with infinitude, dissipating into imbalance and bringing its realms into even more disarray, surging, crashing and finally tearing apart as Luroso simply blew through them without so much as a thought.

Unimaginability unable to unimagine the mega-magnitudal massiveness.

Indefinability redefined to only describe Luroso's endowments.

Instability not even holding a candle to what his brutal expansion did to the very foundations of its own description.

The unfathomable realms stretching farther and farther, until they're forgotten themselves.

Unaccountability not even able to unaccount for the sheer devastation Luroso was causing in such short time.

Uncontrollability not even a speck against the uncontrollable endowments of this beyond-overgrown, oversized, overpowered bird.

The realms of unknowing undone, knowing exactly what unravelled them.

Ubiquity not even covering a single, pulsing vein of Luroso's cock.

Limitlessness brought beyond his limits.

Endlessness brought beyond its end.

Eternity enraptured by the growth speeds faster than time itself, reaching far beneath zero, into the negatives, wrapping around into sempiternity until it too was undone.

The very concepts of infinity but a speck before Luroso's ultra-hyper massiveness, hopelessly crushed against the tides of flesh and feathers.

His back arched as the very last of the absolutus realms trembled before him. His fingers curled as he tried to hold back just for a moment, savoring the unbridled power, the unhinged force, the far beyond unlimited growth. "Heheh... there's only two things absolute - my endowments and the quivering realm they strain around them~" He sighed deeply, his eyes rolling up and his mouth opening wide, "But I'm absolutely not stopping there!"

The last shreds of reality tore apart around him. He squealed with glee, falling back into his own massive rear, squeezing his arms into it, pressing his feet against his shaft and finally relaxing. And then he started to grow. Nothing short of a horrifying tide of flesh bursting forth as his cock expanded. His balls unhinging their productive forces, filling beyond their own capacity over and over and over and over and over and over and over again, bloating, swelling faster, bigger, fuller. His bubbly, thick, wobbling rear just blasting out behind him, each tiny motion making it jiggle eternally, they reverberations only crashing into each other and making it much worse, every wobble making them eclipse their own size infini-infinitely over.

He sighed, happily, comfortably. While he would have enjoyed a more controlled romp through everything, in the end, it simply wasn't capable of withstanding his size, his speed, his power. He giggled to himself, shrugging. In the end, that's all it was good for in the first place. "Ah well... I think we can still have fun with nothing else left, right Xamiso?"

Luroso listened for the answer. He only received the incessant, all-encompassing, swelling, creaking, stretching noise of his own growth back.

"...Xamiso?"

He sat up, looking around his own expanse. Well, more like feeling, sensing around it, as the very foundations of physicality that his senses would normally operate on were twisted into his own self. He concentrated hard. Endlessness. Vastness. Growing ever further. It was like finding a needle buried in a desert full of hay. Pointless really. He'd never find him this way. He shook his head and instead focused on his pleasure. Making him moan a little as it came crashing down upon his mind from all directions, sending his limbs into a writhing, convulsing fit, barelling into him equally all at once.

But not exactly equally! Down there, beneath the tip of his cock, in a tiny wrinkle underneath the edge of a vein behind a bump of flesh in a valley of his endless mass, there was his teeny, tiny robot friend! "Xamiso!" he exclaimed excitedly - but didn't continue as he saw the big, flashing ERROR display on his face.

Luroso's shoulders sank. He gave him a prod with his cock. A surge of growth. A devastating rumble. No reaction at all. The synthetic body was simply stuck in a rigid pose, his erection still rock-hard, but his processes all but stopped. No attempts to get him running again were helping. "Guess it was too much for you, little robotic buddy." Luroso mumbled in resignation, before turning him off, the glowing faceplate turning dark.

He sat there in relative silence, unmoving, unblinking. He let out a sigh, his idle growth just continuing without him, his back slumping without having his friend along. Letting the moments of undone time pass him by unfazed.

Then he turned him back on again.

Luroso gasped as he felt his cheeks being spread wide. Xamiso's expansion was so fast that it far eclipsed his own insane levels of growth, instantly taking up the entire lack of room around him, and already stuffing his overgrown shaft right into him. Pushing it deep into him, pulsing, throbbing, surging beyond the beyond, the adaptive processes catching up on everything they'd missed during the system freeze. Stretching Luroso's gut out far across the synthetic cock tip, pushing further and further forward as it outsized him so far beyond beyond and still filling him more and more. His eyes rolled up, his tongue lolled out of his beak and he moaned deeply, his shaft throbbing violently from the sudden, unexpected overload.

"So much for even trying to record our records!" Xamiso whistled gleefully, "With such immeasurable sizes there's no way to record them in any numeric or anumeric capacity!"

Luroso laughed in response, "Oh, I'm so glad you're back, Xamiso! You really shouldn't overload yourself like that, there's no point in recording such paltry, insignificant sizes anyway!"

Xamiso shook his head, his faceplate switching to a winking expression with its tongue stuck out "I guess you're right! I think we can still have fun with nothing else left, right Luroso?"

"My words exactly~", Luroso responded, before letting his growth loose just a little more.