Dani Kiss (c) Me
Mr. X, B.B, Miki & Cutie (c)
\n\t\t\t\t\tWolfespada\n\t\t\t\t\tWolfespada",
"writing": "[u][b]Mr. X’s Land of Fantastical Wonderment[/b][/u]\n[i]Authored by MilkJunkie (http://www.furaffinity.net/user/milkjunkie)[/i]\n\nDani yawned and stretched his arms out above his head as he swayed through his bedroom door. It’d been a long day, full of excitement, but it was about time he got to bed. He had been waiting for such a time all day, the little snow white mink exhausted from the day’s activities. He couldn’t wait to collapse onto his bed.\n\n\tAnd collapse he did. As soon as he felt his knees hit the king-size bed, he let himself fall forwards onto his face. He hit pillows, so his face was fine, and he moaned in delight when he felt the cool softness press against his face. He lay out on his stomach, his legs and arms spread, letting himself sink into his mattress and pillows. The bed was big enough to fit maybe three of him or so, but it was all to himself that night. He could sprawl as he pleased.\n\n\tThe overly big, pink shirt he wore rode up when he collapsed, but he made no attempt to fix it right away. It was a silky shirt with buttons and long sleeves… like a dress shirt, but silky and smooth, perfect for him to sleep in. It was excessively big too, a couple shirt sizes too big, making the arms over-extend by about a foot, and the bottom reached his knees. It had ridden up however to reveal his soft pink boxer shorts. They were big and loose too, even on a pair of overly wide, girlish hips like his. He bought them that way on purpose, because as much as a thong looked cute, it wasn’t as comfortable as some silky boxers. They felt great against his package, which was all too big for most clothing to qualify as comfortable.\n\n\tSilky sheets covered his bed and pillows. Everything was silk, silk, silk. It was difficult to find a fabric softer, smoother, and more luxuriant than Dani’s own famous mink fur, but silk certainly did the trick. After all, everyone else thought his fur was smooth. He couldn’t enjoy the benefits of that all the time by himself.\n\n\tDani whined, the light still being on. That was no good. He couldn’t sleep with the light on. He had to go turn it off. But comfort washed over him from his feet up, and he didn’t want to move. He whined to himself and grumbled, trying to at least roll over and disrupt his comfort, but to no avail. He eventually surrendered and drifted off into a sleep despite the light.\n\n\tTime slipped off, and it seemed as if Dani had just closed his eyes before he opened them again. It wasn’t hard to notice that many things had changed since he went to sleep though. He wasn’t lying down, he was sitting up, and uncomfortably so. Whatever he was sitting on was hard. A little movement of his legs and he found his seat to be circular and mounted on legs. He was on a stool. It was dark though... Had he been sleepwalking? He hadn’t done that since he was six years old, and it had left him in many embarrassing situations. He felt himself, feeling his shirt and underwear to still be on. At least he hadn’t managed to strip down in the midst of it all. If he was sleepwalking again like some sort of relapse, he’d have to see someone about that.\n\n\tJust as he was about to slide off the stool and try and find his way back to bed, a sudden loud noise startled him, and he froze, clutching his tail as his ears jolted upward. He recognized the sound to be stage lights turning on. And just as he predicted, rather suddenly, one after another, several spotlights and stage lights turned on, one of them shining on his front, the sudden turning on making him clench his eyes tight to block out the light.\n\n\tHis heart was pounding. Just where was he?!\n\n\tJust as the question tore through his mind, Dani heard… cheering? It was applause, to be specific. And there was music as well. It was a little jingle of sorts, something like a theme song that reminded him of a corny game-show that might have been on during the nineties, or earlier even. He slowly opened one eye, then the other, to see something right in front of his face. He gasped and jerked back, legs and arms flailing as the stood pushed back on two legs and he nearly fell off, before the person right in front of him grabbed his arm and pulled him back to sit up straight. Or at least Dani thought it was a person.\n\n\tIt looked like a man, at least in shape. The man was strangely dressed, a little lanky, shoulders looking a little broad, but that might have been the suit he was wearing. He wore a suit that was all black and white vertical striped. Even his pants matched that look, which made him look… rather silly. There was a black fedora on his head, and his face looked as if it was covered by… some sort of metal mask. It was solid iron or something of the like, with little rectangular eye holes in it, and a few circular holes cut in the mouth area for breathing, Dani assumed. But when the mink tried to get a better look, the man didn’t seem to be wearing a mask, but a helmet. That metal went all the way around his head.\n\n\tThe man jumped back with energy that Dani would have even thought was too much. The metal-faced man adjusted his black tie, wearing white formal gloves on his hands. There wasn’t a part of the man showing at all. It was strange, and intimidating, and a cause for concern for Dani. What if he was kidnapped?!\n\n\t“E-Excuse me, where am I…?” Dani asked meekly, still clutching his tail.\n\n\t“Welcome!” The man almost shouted, whipping a microphone out of nowhere and holding it to where his mouth would be. He had startled Dani again.\n\n\t“Welcome to Mr. X’s Land of Fantastical Wonderment! You’re on the hit matchmaking show, I Wanna Fuck a Pornstar Mink!”\n\n\tDani’s pupils shrunk as he heard the name of the show, and he grinned lopsidedly in pure disbelief. “W-What…? H-hold on, what are you…?”\n\n\t“I’m Mr. X!” The man said, turning to look at the crowd. The crowd itself seemed to be crammed full of copies of Mr. X, down to every last detail. They applauded. “And today, we’re here with Dani Kiss! Dani’s a model for PlayBoi magazine, and has been featured on the covers of the August, October, and December editions of the publication! He’s a hit star in the adult entertainment world, with girls, boys, and everything in between the world over wanting to get a piece! So today we have three lucky contestants who just might be able to live that fantasy. Let’s meet them now!”\n\n\tDani saw a big curtain to his left. Lights were behind it, no doubt shining on the three contestants that Mr. X had been talking about. Dani gulped. He couldn’t see who was behind it. All he could hear was their voices when they introduced themselves. Despite his horror at having been abducted and slapped onto this extraordinarily strange show, his ears perked upward and listened to the words that came next.\n\n\t“Hi! I’m B.B!” A young voice rang out. “And if Dani could see me, he could figure out what that means. I’m a boxer with a really mean right hook! But I looooove Dani Kiss, so-so-so-soooo much! I really hope I win today. He’s my favourite ever!”\n\n\tNext, another young voice came. It was chirpier than the last, a little nasal-ed too. “My name’s Miki.” They giggled with a little snort. “I like Dani because we have soooo much in common. I bet my balls and cock are just as big as his are, so I wanna show him a good time!”\n\n\tThe next sounded older, more mature, but certainly adorable in a way, with a soft voice. “My name is Cutie.” They said. “I like to go swimming and eat ice cream. If I get the chance to have Dani all to myself, I’m going to take him out on a real special date. I’m not going to lose!”\n\n\tDani was used to hearing stuff like that. He got mail from die-hard fans of just about every gender saying how much they would love to do this, that, or the other thing with him. Most of them were sexual. Most of them went into graphic detail of just how they’d make the mink scream their name. Others were just gushing of fans, who praised him almost endlessly, and then there was Cutie’s approach, which entailed simply describing a nice date they would take him on. Every gender, even the ‘genderless,’ sent him mail like that. Somehow hearing it in the context he found himself in was a little embarrassing though. It really began to sound like a publicity stunt pulled by his manager.\n\n\tTry as he might however, he couldn’t find a single camera throughout the entire set. Strange, that…\n\n\t“Two girls and a herm today! What a lucky little guy Dani is.” Mr. X said, turning back to the crowd on Mr. Xs. “Alright, so the rules are simple. I’ll be asking these girls a series of questions about Dani that they have to answer. Whoever answers the most correctly wins! So without further adieu, let’s get started!”\n\n\t“U-Um, I don’t know if I…” Dani started to say as he tried to get off the stool – but two slots opened up in the stool and a metal restraint shot out around his waist and clamped shut, keeping him there. “EEP!”\n\n\tAfter a little fanfare music sounded out, and some flashing lights, the stage went dark. A spotlight shined down on Dani, and as Mr. X asked his questions, a spotlight would shine down on the contestant who was supposed to answer. Dani was forced to sit there and listen as the girls started answering things about him that he noticed were at least in the articles in PlayBoi magazine. After all, they had done at least three separate profiles on him alone.\n\n\t“And the first question goes to… Miki! What are Dani’s favourite past times? This doesn’t include sex or work at all.” Mr. X said, turning the floor over to Miki.\n\n\t“Oh that’s easy,” Miki said. “Because we like the same things. Dani likes to go shopping, play video games, and read books. He really likes trying on new and cute outfits!”\n\n\t“That’s right!” Mr. X exclaimed. “The next goes to… Cutie! What did Dani do before he became a model?”\n\n\t“He was a masseuse.” Cutie responded promptly. “I wish I had known that before.”\n\n\t“Correct! And the next goes to B.B,” Mr. X said. “Just to be fair you see. Why was Dani fired from his last job?”\n\n\tB.B giggled softly and beamed, “Because he had sex with too many clients and made a huuuuuge mess of everything!”\n\n\t“Also right! I think we’re making these too easy.”\n\n\tDani just listened, blushing. His private details like his hobbies and how he lost his last job weren’t too embarrassing to be honest. Everyone knew how it happened, since there was a profile done on it right after he was featured on his first cover shot. He had answered all those questions rather truthfully. Even though he was worried about how he was going to get out of there, Dani was interested in what sorts of questions they might have to answer. He had even forgotten about struggling against his confines.\n\n\t“Here’s one for you then, Cutie.” Mr. X said. “How long can Dani cum?”\n\n\t“Mm, eight hours.” Cutie answered promptly.\n\n\t“Wrong! Miki?”\n\n\t“Umm…” Miki thought about it. “… Twelve hours?”\n\n\t“Wrong!”\n\n\t“That’s a trick question!” B.B giggled. “Nobody knows how long Dani can cum. He could cum for eight hours, or twelve, or twenty-four! He always has to stop himself, he never just goes dry.”\n\n\t“Ah, so that’s two for B.B!” Mr. X said. “Alright, let’s see… What colour is Dani’s natural hair colour, Miki?”\n\t“Oh! Um… Um…” Miki seemed to have a hard time thinking of it. “… White?”\n\n\t“Wrong! Cutie?”\n\n\t“Blonde.” Cutie answered with a smile. “He dyes it pink.”\n\n\t“Right!”\n\n\tThat was more surprising to Dani. Most people never paid attention to articles in magazines like PlayBoi, so not many people knew of Dani’s actual hair colour. The mink found himself tugging gently on one of his bangs to see if his roots were showing. His natural hair colour was indeed blonde, but he found the pink colour so much more natural to him. He’d had his hair dyed pink since he was thirteen years old.\n\n\tSo that was two for B.B and Cutie, and one for Miki.\n\n\t“Next question,” Mr. X said, holding up a card in front of him. “True or false? Dani moved out of his house because his own mother harboured sexual feelings for him. B.B?”\n\n\t“His own mommy? No way!” B.B said with a ‘bleh.’\n\n\t“That’s true.” Miki said with a grin. “Dani’s mom’s a mink, right? They like to fuck! So with no daddy around, Dani’s mom tried to get on him all the time, so he eventually moved out.”\n\n\t“That’s right, Miki!” Mr. X said with a chuckle.\n\n\tSuddenly a buzzer sounded, startling Dani. He had been listening so intently to the questions and answers that he really wasn’t paying much attention to anything else.\n\n\t“Oh! Time’s up! But there seems to be a little problem.” Mr. X said, rubbing his chin. “We have a three-way tie? Never in the twenty minutes that this show has been on has that ever happened! What to do, what to do…?”\n\n\tThere was a silence before Mr. X snapped his fingers.\n\n\t“Alright ladies, lightening round!” He walked over to the curtain beside Dani and tore it down. “First one to set this little guy off wins!”\n\n\tDani’s eyes shot open wide at that and the stool released him as he looked over to the girls that were sizing him up.\n\n\t“Wow, really?!” B.B shouted, bouncing in her seat. She was a bunny, which was easy to tell from her white fur and the huge, long, floppy ears that hung down to either side of her head. Her hair was blonde, and done up in a high ponytail that hung down so long that it reached her rear end. Her excited gaze was red, having red eyes like your usual albino bunny. Her body was amazing though! It was hard to believe that she barely sounded as if she were in her teens, and yet had a body as shocking as it was. Her boobs had to be as big as her head… bigger maybe, and were bundled up in a tight-fitting yellow tank top with two Bs stitched into the right breast. Small, tight little blue shorts covered her bottom half… and strangely, red boxing gloves, big ones, were covering her hands. Was she a boxer? Short, but stacked, B.B was one amazing bunny. She bounded out of her seat eagerly and ran over, tackling poor Dani off his seat and taking him to the ground, where she nuzzled the ever living hell out of him.\n\n\t“Don’t be a hog!” Miki shouted, falling to her knees at Dani’s side and trying to tug him away from B.B. Dani just looked to see who and what Miki was. Judging quickly by the pink flesh that covered her body, she was a pig. The porcine beauty was thickly built, plump really. Pigs did like to eat, after all. She had the sweetest raven black hair done up in pig tails, and the most lovely purple eyes you’d ever see… But her breasts were even larger than B.B’s! They strained the t-shirt she wore immensely, bouncing and jiggling with every little movement she made. Miki hugged Dani’s head into her chest while B.B tugged on his arm to try and get him away from her. From within that soft, squishy prison, he glanced down at Miki’s lower body.\n\n\tShe was wearing jeans, but they bulged immensely over what were obviously a penis and a pair of testicles. She wasn’t lying when she said she had endowments like Dani’s, as they had to rival his own in every dimension. It was all so much to take in, and yet Dani found himself getting excited. It had to be all the contact, but his loose boxers were bulging steadily.\n\n\t“Ah! See? He’s getting hard because he likes my tits,” Miki sneered, sticking her tongue out at B.B. “So back off!”\n\n\t“Nu-uh!” B.B protested, pulling Dani towards her and mashing her bosoms into the other side of the poor mink’s head, sandwiching him between the two girls. “He likes B.B’s even more! My boobies are all firm and bouncy. Yours are too saggy!”\n\n\t“Girls, please…” Cutie said calmly as she approached. Dani got a good look at her too, not that it was difficult. She was huge! Dani’s eyes had to scale her titanic body from about her thighs upwards, since the vixen seemed to be damn near nine feet tall! Her massive tail was fluffy and soft and wagged behind her as she briskly moved to kneel down behind Dani, which still left her towering over him. Her eyes were the loveliest shade of hot pink… Dani’s favourite colour, and her hair was red, but had a few white streaks in it to match the rest of her red and white body. She was dressed in a one-piece swimsuit, which was blue and had a yellow line near her tummy with her name written in black within it. She knelt down behind him and without any hesitation leaned forward to grasp the strained waistband of Dani’s boxers and tugged it down over his cock, making the hefty piece of flesh bounce into the open. Her leaning over him pushed her titanic tits in against the top of his head… Poor guy, he was smothered!\n\n\t“W-Whoa! Hey!” Dani eeped, remembering just what was going on. He started to struggle. “Wait, wait!”\n\n\t“Whether Dani is mine or yours all depends on which one of us can get him off the fastest.” Cutie said. She moved back just a bit and gently eased Dani’s head back between her legs. He was laying on his back, staring up at the body of a leviathan, watching as she settled in on her knees, leaned over him, and then felt as she…\n\n\t“H-Haa~!” Dani gasped, blushing as he closed his eyes.\n\n\tCutie had leaned easily over his body and took the head of his two-footer into her mouth, and gently began to suck it without waiting for any go signal or sign that the girls were ready. She was calm, but this was a competition. She had no reason to be patient.\n\n\t“Heyyyy!!” B.B and Miki shouted.\n\n\tMiki huffed. “That’s not fair, I wasn’t ready!”\n\n\t“You’re going to need the head start!” B.B also huffed.\n\n\tImmediately the other girls moved, and settled in at either side of his crotch, leaning in and starting to lick up and down along the sides of Dani’s dick. Dani’s breath choked in his throat as he gasped again, his legs tensing, toes stretching and curling as he felt the pleasure of three mouths working on him at once.\n\n\tDani was pinned, with Cutie’s breasts pushing in against his stomach, and Miki and B.B’s bosoms pushing in at his legs and thighs, so his squirming wasn’t getting him anywhere. The girls moaned, purred, and Miki chortled, all of them finding their mink heart-throb’s loins to be tastier than they had ever imagined. It felt so hot in their mouths and against their faces as they suckled and slurped every inch of flesh they could find. Dani’s length was twitching madly, and the mink had all feelings of worry washed away as the pleasure shocked and numbed his brain.\n\n\t“Mmph!” Cutie gasped, her eyes opening in shock before she pulled off Dani’s length.\n\n\tThe three girls stopped to watch as Dani’s cock throbbed and sputtered out thick ropes of obviously white, creamy, hot semen. He was cumming! The girls looked shocked and confused, and it seemed the longer they watched, the more came out. He wasn’t cumming all that hard… In fact, it resembled what a man would do when unloading hard shots of pre-ejaculate.\n\n\t“Is he… cumming?” Cutie asked, blushing hard. “But… which one of us made him do it?”\n\n\t“He’s not cumming~” B.B giggled with a low murr. “I didn’t think it was true, but… He’s not cumming! Right Dani?”\n\n\tDani blushed hard as Cutie sat up and looked down at him. He was embarrassed, but B.B was right. He was obviously cumming, but he wasn’t in an orgasm. The two were very different in his case. He nodded a little, just to answer the question, while chewing on his lip.\n\n\tB.B leaned down real low and gave one of Dani’s fat balls a lick. “He’s so busy down here that… well that’s all he does! He cums! Nothing less than that. He’s not cumming, he’s just… leaking.”\n\n\t“Wow!” Miki said with a giggle. “I have to try that!”\n\n\tMiki opened her mouth wide with an ‘ahhhhh~’ sound before clamping down on the tip of Dani’s cock and sucking on it like a baby bottle. Much to her delight, Dani’s cock kept spitting up more hot spooge without stopping for a second, and with enough time she was able to fill her mouth with the stuff and gulp it all down. She pulled off with a happy sigh and licked up any that she missed on the head of Dani’s cock, only to have it be replaced as it kept coming out. B.B took Miki’s place and did the same, slurping on the fleshy cum-straw happily and drinking down the mink’s spunk. When she pulled off, Cutie took her place on the cum-fountain and started drinking it up happily.\n\n\t“Oh it’s so good~” Miki sighed dreamily, her jeans straining with her own bulge by now. “Oh he just has to make more!”\n\n\tMiki took her spot between Dani’s legs and slid off Dani’s boxers the rest of the way before diving into that hot, huge sac. She started to lick it, and kiss it, and nuzzle it, and worship those churning spheres, which drew out a hard moan from Dani. The mink’s hips bucked, pushing his cock deeper into Cutie’s muzzle, and the vixen was more than happy to comply and take it in, sucking on it harder and faster, and taking in its creamy bounty.\n\n\tB.B had removed her shirt and gloves, and pushed her breasts in against Dani’s length. It was nicely swallowed up into her cleavage, and the lovely little bunny giggled as she squeezed her bouncy breasts around the flesh and began to rub it with them.\n\n\tThey continued this for some time, Dani writhing and squirming on the stage floor, lights all on him and the girls as they worked. The girls moaned and panted as they tended to Dani, intent on making him cum. Being sucked off, licked, and tit-fucked all at the same time was enough to overwhelm even Dani, and before long, he was whining that he was about to cum. The girls didn’t stop for a second, and continued their relentless oral assaults without mercy. They pushed and pushed and pushed, intending to send Dani over the edge, no matter how hard he tried to hold back.\n\n\t“I… girls… I’m gonna… Aaahh~!” Dani cried out, erupting.\n\n\tCutie’s cheeks blew out comically as Dani’s cum rushed out from that drinking pace to a flooding pace. It leaked out of her lips and even a little from her nose before she pulled off quickly and started to cough. B.B and Miki stared in awe as Dani’s output resembled that of a geyser, unloading into the air. Hot cum rained down on the two of them, and Cutie blushed as she wiped off her lips and watched as well. Dani came, and came, and came. It was one continuous stream of hot, creamy love, and it wasn’t stopping. Miki’s hands moved to Dani’s balls and rubbed them, encouraging them to continue their production. She could feel them working, churning that spunk as quickly as he could unload it… and soon faster than he could unload it. His balls soon bulked up a little, and began a steady growth.\n\n\tB.B continued to rub up and down with her boobs, closing her eyes as splatters of hot seed got into her hair and onto her face, and all over her breasts. She was murring so loud her chest was vibrating lightly, making it that much better for the hyper-sensitive mink as he orgasmed. Cutie soon got back to simply licking the tip, not daring to seal her mouth over that flood of hot seed again.\n\n\tThey worked and worked until they got sore or tired, and yet Dani still came, and came, and came. He wouldn’t stop! He panted and moaned, writhing on the ground. What people said about minks was true… it was going to be a long, long time before he did stop – unless he stopped himself. But he didn’t seem all that interested in that.\n\n\t“Wow.” Mr. X said, having been watching the whole time, and was now staring in disbelief. He had been timing how long they had been going on. Two hours strong, and Dani seemed to be building up more cum rather than draining.\n\n\t“I do believe we have a tie!” Mr. X said as he looked back at the crowd of himself. “The first ever in this show’s short history! Well, there you have it. We unfortunately can’t cover all of this, because it’ll take too long… And Dani’s going to have to wake up real soon! In fact… RIGHT NOW!”\n\n\tDani’s eyes shot open and he gasped, as if he had been shocked back into consciousness. He quickly sat up and looked around. He was back in his room, where he had fallen asleep. It was morning, and sunshine was pouring in through his window. He moved to go turn off the light he left on and felt… wet. Looking down, he saw that his bed was utterly caked in cum! This wasn’t unusual for him… He’d obviously had an erotic dream, after all. He rubbed his head and grumbled as he slopped out of his bed and slipped off his ruined, wet, sticky clothes and tossed them into his hamper. He then started to gather up his sheets, figuring he’d just wash them real quick and try to scrub out his mattress.\n\n\tJust as he started to do this however, he heard his doorbell ring. He stopped and instead put on his silky green robe and made sure it was on tight. He then ventured to his front door to see who was there.\n\n\tWhen he opened the door, his heart nearly stopped.\n\n\tAt the door, there was a young bunny, a chubby pig, and a titanic vixen he remember oh-so-vividly from the cum-fest he’d call a dream that he had last night. All of them wore big, happy smiles.\n\n\t“You owe us a date!”",
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