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I am a slam-dancing penis pumper who likes to sit on dildos.
I am a tan penis pumper who likes to spit at Bill Crosby.
I am a puny hyooman who likes to fight with toilets.
I am a danty goddess who likes to lend money to blow-up dolls.
I am a quiet adult who likes to orally explore swans.
I am a shrunken demon who likes to build penises.
I am a gigantic doughnut who likes to hit frogs.
I am a purple rabbit who likes to taste Bill Crosby.
I am a filthy man who likes to break geemo.
I am a beautiful bicycle who likes to steal vibrators.
I am a drunken doughnut who likes to hump balls.
I am a rare grandfather who likes to pull homosexuals.
I am a zany bitch who likes to fling pumas.
I am a blue pecker who likes to kiss Bill Crosby.
I am a pawslutty Viking prince who likes to murder underwear.
I am a foxy Mac computer who likes to break Barney.
I am a long fish stick who likes to steal nipples.
I am a nosy manwhore who likes to ride rapists.
I am a robust publisher who likes to cum on ducks.
I am a gigantic breast who likes to cum on bears.
I am a questionable condom who likes to wring out pattysaurs.
I am a happy computer who likes to devour balls.
I am a friendly ape who likes to hurt ears.
I am a growthslutty manwhore who likes to upset balls.
I am a nut-licking devil who likes to upset bookshelves.
I am a yellow Goliath who likes to ride Penile Tissue.
I am a tricky raver fag who likes to love Tigers.
I am a confused salad buffet who likes to fight Britney Spears.
I am a busty anthill who likes to find Europe.
I am a yummy dragon who likes to rave with firemen.
I am a funny anthill who likes to hoard vaginas.
That is all the ones I got until I got bored. There are a total of 1,663 characters with spaces, 1,349 characters without spaces, 344 words, 32 lines, 32 paragraphs, and 1 page.
Link: http://e621.net/post/show/39097/animated-flash-fun-fun...
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