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Uncle Kage's big spiel from Anthrocon 2015 during his story hour was trying to make things work for travel for himself and others due to his elite status with United Airlines - his "GoldSilverPlatinumSuckMyDick card", later shorted to SMD card.

So I got this idea - I should make my own SMD cards, which could double as badges for people, but also actually honor these when a friend I'm close enough to be intimate with wants me to S his D, and do so on a similar benefits level tier comparable to the United benefits tiering for their real program.

(I'll be editing in the full list of benefits later.)

So...yeah, Uncle Kage, when you see this, there are going to be REAL SMD cards at Anthrocon 2016.

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