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After surviving their big adventure with toxic gas and bulldozers, the gang had grown restless. Saving the day was fine, but now they were horny, curious, and armed with a secondhand camcorder Russell found in a human picnic basket. It was time to spice up Dapplewood.\n“Alright, team,” Abigail said, twirling her tail like a lasso as she perched on a mossy log. Her petite mouse frame glistened in the sunlight, fur fluffed just right. “We’re adults now. We’ve faced death. It’s time to face dick—or at least figure out what to do with it. Who’s in for a porno?”\nEdgar, spectacles fogging up from nervous sweat, adjusted his bowtie. “A p-porno? As in… s-sex on camera? I dig tunnels, Abigail, not… tunnels.” His paws fidgeted, but his beady eyes betrayed a flicker of intrigue.\n“Count me in!” Russell cheered, spines quivering with excitement. “I’ve got enough prickly charm to make this a blockbuster. Plus, I’ve been practicing my hip thrusts—watch this!” He waddled forward, humping the air with such gusto that he accidentally rolled into a ball and crashed into a fern. “Ow! Okay, maybe I need choreography.”\nMichelle, still the dreamy badger with her soft curves and wide hips, giggled. “Uncle Cornelius says mating’s how you keep the forest alive. So… this is educational, right?” Her claws traced a circle in the dirt, her innocence melting into a sultry smirk. “Let’s make it hot.”\nScene 1: The Setup (and Set-Up)\nThe crew set up shop in a hollowed-out oak with a sunbeam spotlight. Abigail, self-appointed director, barked orders. “Edgar, you’re on lighting—don’t faint. Russell, you’re the stud. Michelle, you’re the vixen. I’m the star and the brains. Let’s roll!”\nEdgar rigged a firefly lantern, muttering, “This is against every mole code,” while Russell stripped off his scarf—his only clothing—and flexed his spines. “Behold the Hedgehog Hammer!” he boasted, though his erection looked more like a stubborn thorn than a sledgehammer.\nMichelle sauntered in, swaying her plump badger ass, her fur shimmering. “Do I just… lie here?” She flopped onto a bed of leaves, spreading her legs awkwardly wide, one paw covering her face. “Oh gosh, is this sexy?”\nAbigail, camera in paw, zoomed in on Michelle’s glistening slit—already damp from nerves and curiosity. “Perfect! Now, Russell, mount her like you mean it. Think… porcupine passion!”\nRussell waddled over, spines rattling. “Here comes the prick of destiny!” He climbed atop Michelle, but his aim was off—way off. His tiny cock jabbed her thigh, then her belly, then somehow her armpit. “Uh… where’s the hole? Is this a badger thing?”\nMichelle squealed, half-laughing, half-moaning. “Lower, dummy! Oh—oh wait, that tickles!” Her giggles turned to gasps as Russell finally found her entrance, his spines brushing her clit by accident. “Oh fuck, that’s—hah!—weirdly good!”\nAbigail panned the camera, narrating like a pro. “And here we see the noble hedgehog penetrating the blushing badger—nature’s kinkiest collision!” She rubbed her own thighs together, tail twitching as her arousal soaked through her fur.\nEdgar, trembling behind the lantern, whimpered, “I-I think I’m getting a boner. Is that allowed?” His paws fumbled, and the light tipped over, plunging them into darkness. “Oh no, I’ve ruined the money shot!”\nScene 2: Abigail Takes Charge\n“Cut!” Abigail snapped, storming into frame. “This is a disaster. Russell, you’re humping like a drunk squirrel. Michelle, you’re too cute to be filthy. Watch me.” She shoved Russell aside, straddling Michelle herself. “Badger babe, let’s make this lesbian scene a forest legend.”\nMichelle’s eyes widened as Abigail’s slick mouse pussy pressed against her snout. “Lick it, hon,” Abigail purred, grinding down. Michelle hesitated, then dove in, her tongue lapping at Abigail’s clit like it was a forbidden berry. “Oh shit—yes!” Abigail squeaked, hips bucking. “That’s it, you furry minx!”\nRussell, stroking his spiky shaft, groaned. “This is hotter than a campfire! Can I join?” He waddled closer, but tripped, landing face-first in Abigail’s ass. “Mmph! Wrong hole, but I’m committed!” His tongue darted out, rimming her by mistake, and Abigail shrieked, “Russell, you deviant—don’t stop!”\nEdgar, now openly jerking off, clutched the camera with one paw. “I’m filming! I’m filming! Oh gods, my tunnel’s gonna burst!” His cock, small but eager, throbbed as he zoomed in on the threesome, precum dripping onto the lens.\nScene 3: The Grand Finale\nThe chaos peaked. Abigail rode Michelle’s face, squirting a tiny mouse orgasm that dripped down Michelle’s chin. Russell, finally finding his rhythm, plowed into Michelle’s pussy from behind, spines tickling her ass with every thrust. “Take it, you badger bombshell!” he grunted, though he yelped when a spine snagged his own balls mid-hump.\nMichelle moaned, muffled by Abigail’s cunt. “Mmmf—harder! I’m—I’m gonna—” Her climax hit like a thunderstorm, claws digging into the dirt as she gushed, soaking Russell’s spines.\nAbigail hopped off, grabbing the camera. “Edgar, you’re up! Finish this!” Edgar stumbled forward, glasses askew, and aimed his mole meat at Michelle’s open mouth. “I-I’ve never—oh heck!” He came instantly, a pathetic spurt landing in her fur instead of her mouth. “I’m so sorry, I’m a failure!”\nRussell, still pumping, roared, “Forest fuck finale!” and unloaded inside Michelle, his spines quivering as he collapsed into a panting ball. Abigail zoomed in, laughing. “And that, folks, is how Dapplewood gets down and dirty!”\nThe Aftermath\nPanting and sticky, the gang reviewed the footage. “We’re geniuses,” Abigail declared, ignoring the blurry shots and Edgar’s sobbing cameo. “This’ll be bigger than Bambi.”\nRussell grinned, untangling a leaf from his spines. “I’m a porn star now. Suck it, Sonic!”\nMichelle blushed, wiping cum from her fur. “Can we do it again? For science?”\nEdgar adjusted his bowtie, spent but proud. “I’ll edit out my… premature tunnel collapse.”\nAs the sun set over Dapplewood, the camcorder whirred, immortalizing their filthy, funny forest romp. The end—or just the beginning?\n\nOnce Upon a Porn: Round 2 – The Forest Fucks Back\nThe gang barely recovered from their first romp, but the forest air buzzed with pent-up lust. Abigail’s mouse cunt still throbbed from Michelle’s tongue, Russell’s spines were crusty with dried cum, Michelle’s badger pussy ached for more, and Edgar’s mole dick twitched despite his shame spiral. The camcorder hummed, battery half-dead, as they regrouped in the oak hollow.\n“Round two, bitches!” Abigail declared, her tiny tits heaving under sweat-matted fur. “We’re going full nasty this time—no more kiddie pool shit. I want fluids flying, holes stuffed, and Edgar to last longer than a sneeze.”\nEdgar gulped, clutching his limp cock. “I-I’ll try, but my tunnel’s got a hair trigger. Maybe if I… imagine dirt clods?”\nRussell puffed out his prickly chest, stroking his re-hardening hedgehog dick—pink, veiny, and glistening with leftover juices. “I’m ready to ram anything that moves. Who’s taking the Hammer this time?”\nMichelle, sprawled on the leaf bed, spread her thick thighs wide, her swollen, dripping slit exposed. “Me again! I’m a horny little badger slut now—ruin me!” Her clit peeked out, red and pulsing, as she fingered herself with a lewd squelch.\nAbigail smirked, camera in one paw, the other rubbing her own snatch. “Let’s make it a double feature. Russell, you pound Michelle’s cunt. I’ll sit on her face again—and Edgar, you’re fucking me from behind. Let’s stack this shit like a forest sandwich!”\nScene 1: The Stack Attack\nRussell dove in first, slamming his Hedgehog Hammer into Michelle’s sopping pussy with a wet schlap. His spines scraped her inner thighs, leaving faint red marks as he jackhammered her, balls slapping her ass. “Fuck yeah, you’re tighter than a pinecone!” he growled, drool dripping from his snout. His cock stretched her, precum oozing out with every sloppy thrust.\nMichelle moaned loud enough to scare off birds, her hips bucking. “Oh shit—Russell, you spiky bastard, wreck my badger hole!” Her pussy clenched, squirting a hot gush that soaked his spines and puddled in the leaves. She clawed the ground, ass jiggling as she took the pounding.\nAbigail straddled Michelle’s face, slamming her dripping mouse cunt onto the badger’s snout. “Eat me, you furry fucktoy!” she snarled, grinding so hard her clit mashed against Michelle’s nose. Michelle’s tongue plunged deep, slurping Abigail’s tangy juices like a starving animal. “Fuck—yes—suck that pussy dry!” Abigail screeched, her tail whipping Michelle’s forehead.\nEdgar, trembling, waddled behind Abigail. His mole dick—short, thick, and already leaking—prodded her tight asshole. “H-here I go!” he stammered, shoving in with a grunt. Abigail yelped, “Wrong hole, you blind fuck—but keep going!” Edgar’s thrusts were frantic, his hairy balls smacking her cheeks as he whimpered, “It’s so tight—I’m gonna die!”\nThe stack wobbled—Russell railing Michelle’s cunt, Michelle tonguing Abigail’s slit, Edgar reaming Abigail’s ass. Fluids flew everywhere: Michelle’s squirt, Abigail’s dripping arousal, Edgar’s precum dribbling down Abigail’s thighs. The camera shook in Abigail’s paw, capturing every glistening, sweaty detail.\nScene 2: Swap and Slop\n“Switch it up!” Abigail barked, hopping off Michelle’s face, her pussy leaving a slick trail across the badger’s muzzle. “Russell, fuck Edgar’s mouth. Michelle, finger my ass. I’m directing and cumming this time.”\nRussell yanked his cock out of Michelle with a wet pop, strings of her cum clinging to his tip. He spun toward Edgar, grinning. “Open wide, specs—taste the Hammer!” Edgar gagged as Russell shoved his spiky dick past his lips, the hedgehog’s musk flooding his senses. “Mmph—tastes like… badger and shame!” Edgar mumbled, choking as Russell face-fucked him, spines scraping his cheeks.\nMichelle, panting, crawled to Abigail and jammed two clawed fingers into her puckered mouse asshole. “Like this, boss?” she purred, twisting them deep. Abigail howled, “Fuck yes—stretch me, you dirty bitch!” Her cunt spasmed, squirting a jet that splattered Michelle’s tits as she finger-blasted her harder.\nRussell humped Edgar’s face, grunting, “Suck it, mole boy—gonna paint your throat!” Edgar’s glasses fogged, tears streaming as he slurped, his own cock jerking untouched. “I-I’m gonna—” he garbled, cum spurting from his dick onto the dirt in a sad, premature arc. Russell laughed, “Two pumps and a squirt—classic Edgar!”\nScene 3: The Explosive Finish\nAbigail seized control, shoving Michelle onto her back. “Spread that pussy—I’m fisting you!” She lubed her paw with Michelle’s dripping juices and plunged it in, knuckles deep. Michelle screamed, “Holy fuck—too much—don’t stop!” Her cunt stretched wide, gushing around Abigail’s wrist as she thrashed, orgasm ripping through her like a wildfire.\nRussell pulled out of Edgar’s mouth, stroking his throbbing cock. “Time for the money shot!” He aimed at Michelle’s gaping pussy and unloaded, ropes of thick, hot cum splattering her clit and Abigail’s arm. “Bullseye, baby!” he cheered, collapsing into a spiky heap.\nEdgar, spent but desperate, crawled over and licked Russell’s jizz off Michelle’s fur. “I-I’m helping!” he whined, tongue lapping the salty mess. Abigail yanked her fist out with a schlorp, smeared in Michelle’s cream, and smeared it across Edgar’s face. “There—now you’re a star too!”\nThe camera caught it all: Michelle’s wrecked, pulsing hole; Russell’s dripping dick; Edgar’s cum-streaked snout; Abigail’s triumphant, soaked grin. “Cut!” she yelled, laughing. “That’s how you fuck a forest sequel!”\nThe Aftermath\nThe crew collapsed, drenched in sweat, cum, and victory. “Oscar-worthy,” Abigail panted, wiping her paw on a leaf. “We’re legends.”\nRussell flexed, cum still oozing from his tip. “Round three, anyone?”\nMichelle, voice hoarse, giggled. “I can’t feel my pussy… but I’d do it again.”\nEdgar sobbed, cradling his wilted dick. “I lasted four seconds this time—progress!”\nAs the camcorder died, the forest echoed with their filthy triumph. Round 2: messy, nasty, and hilariously hot.\n","writing_bbcode_parsed":"<span style='word-wrap: break-word;'>Once Upon a Porn: The Forest Gets Freaky<br />The forest was quiet&mdash;too quiet&mdash;for Abigail, Edgar, Russell, and Michelle. After surviving their big adventure with toxic gas and bulldozers, the gang had grown restless. Saving the day was fine, but now they were horny, curious, and armed with a secondhand camcorder Russell found in a human picnic basket. It was time to spice up Dapplewood.<br />&ldquo;Alright, team,&rdquo; Abigail said, twirling her tail like a lasso as she perched on a mossy log. Her petite mouse frame glistened in the sunlight, fur fluffed just right. &ldquo;We&rsquo;re adults now. We&rsquo;ve faced death. It&rsquo;s time to face dick&mdash;or at least figure out what to do with it. Who&rsquo;s in for a porno?&rdquo;<br />Edgar, spectacles fogging up from nervous sweat, adjusted his bowtie. &ldquo;A p-porno? As in&hellip; s-sex on camera? I dig tunnels, Abigail, not&hellip; tunnels.&rdquo; His paws fidgeted, but his beady eyes betrayed a flicker of intrigue.<br />&ldquo;Count me in!&rdquo; Russell cheered, spines quivering with excitement. &ldquo;I&rsquo;ve got enough prickly charm to make this a blockbuster. Plus, I&rsquo;ve been practicing my hip thrusts&mdash;watch this!&rdquo; He waddled forward, humping the air with such gusto that he accidentally rolled into a ball and crashed into a fern. &ldquo;Ow! Okay, maybe I need choreography.&rdquo;<br />Michelle, still the dreamy badger with her soft curves and wide hips, giggled. &ldquo;Uncle Cornelius says mating&rsquo;s how you keep the forest alive. So&hellip; this is educational, right?&rdquo; Her claws traced a circle in the dirt, her innocence melting into a sultry smirk. &ldquo;Let&rsquo;s make it hot.&rdquo;<br />Scene 1: The Setup (and Set-Up)<br />The crew set up shop in a hollowed-out oak with a sunbeam spotlight. Abigail, self-appointed director, barked orders. &ldquo;Edgar, you&rsquo;re on lighting&mdash;don&rsquo;t faint. Russell, you&rsquo;re the stud. Michelle, you&rsquo;re the vixen. I&rsquo;m the star and the brains. Let&rsquo;s roll!&rdquo;<br />Edgar rigged a firefly lantern, muttering, &ldquo;This is against every mole code,&rdquo; while Russell stripped off his scarf&mdash;his only clothing&mdash;and flexed his spines. &ldquo;Behold the Hedgehog Hammer!&rdquo; he boasted, though his erection looked more like a stubborn thorn than a sledgehammer.<br />Michelle sauntered in, swaying her plump badger ass, her fur shimmering. &ldquo;Do I just&hellip; lie here?&rdquo; She flopped onto a bed of leaves, spreading her legs awkwardly wide, one paw covering her face. &ldquo;Oh gosh, is this sexy?&rdquo;<br />Abigail, camera in paw, zoomed in on Michelle&rsquo;s glistening slit&mdash;already damp from nerves and curiosity. &ldquo;Perfect! Now, Russell, mount her like you mean it. Think&hellip; porcupine passion!&rdquo;<br />Russell waddled over, spines rattling. &ldquo;Here comes the prick of destiny!&rdquo; He climbed atop Michelle, but his aim was off&mdash;way off. His tiny cock jabbed her thigh, then her belly, then somehow her armpit. &ldquo;Uh&hellip; where&rsquo;s the hole? Is this a badger thing?&rdquo;<br />Michelle squealed, half-laughing, half-moaning. &ldquo;Lower, dummy! Oh&mdash;oh wait, that tickles!&rdquo; Her giggles turned to gasps as Russell finally found her entrance, his spines brushing her clit by accident. &ldquo;Oh fuck, that&rsquo;s&mdash;hah!&mdash;weirdly good!&rdquo;<br />Abigail panned the camera, narrating like a pro. &ldquo;And here we see the noble hedgehog penetrating the blushing badger&mdash;nature&rsquo;s kinkiest collision!&rdquo; She rubbed her own thighs together, tail twitching as her arousal soaked through her fur.<br />Edgar, trembling behind the lantern, whimpered, &ldquo;I-I think I&rsquo;m getting a boner. Is that allowed?&rdquo; His paws fumbled, and the light tipped over, plunging them into darkness. &ldquo;Oh no, I&rsquo;ve ruined the money shot!&rdquo;<br />Scene 2: Abigail Takes Charge<br />&ldquo;Cut!&rdquo; Abigail snapped, storming into frame. &ldquo;This is a disaster. Russell, you&rsquo;re humping like a drunk squirrel. Michelle, you&rsquo;re too cute to be filthy. Watch me.&rdquo; She shoved Russell aside, straddling Michelle herself. &ldquo;Badger babe, let&rsquo;s make this lesbian scene a forest legend.&rdquo;<br />Michelle&rsquo;s eyes widened as Abigail&rsquo;s slick mouse pussy pressed against her snout. &ldquo;Lick it, hon,&rdquo; Abigail purred, grinding down. Michelle hesitated, then dove in, her tongue lapping at Abigail&rsquo;s clit like it was a forbidden berry. &ldquo;Oh shit&mdash;yes!&rdquo; Abigail squeaked, hips bucking. &ldquo;That&rsquo;s it, you furry minx!&rdquo;<br />Russell, stroking his spiky shaft, groaned. &ldquo;This is hotter than a campfire! Can I join?&rdquo; He waddled closer, but tripped, landing face-first in Abigail&rsquo;s ass. &ldquo;Mmph! Wrong hole, but I&rsquo;m committed!&rdquo; His tongue darted out, rimming her by mistake, and Abigail shrieked, &ldquo;Russell, you deviant&mdash;don&rsquo;t stop!&rdquo;<br />Edgar, now openly jerking off, clutched the camera with one paw. &ldquo;I&rsquo;m filming! I&rsquo;m filming! Oh gods, my tunnel&rsquo;s gonna burst!&rdquo; His cock, small but eager, throbbed as he zoomed in on the threesome, precum dripping onto the lens.<br />Scene 3: The Grand Finale<br />The chaos peaked. Abigail rode Michelle&rsquo;s face, squirting a tiny mouse orgasm that dripped down Michelle&rsquo;s chin. Russell, finally finding his rhythm, plowed into Michelle&rsquo;s pussy from behind, spines tickling her ass with every thrust. &ldquo;Take it, you badger bombshell!&rdquo; he grunted, though he yelped when a spine snagged his own balls mid-hump.<br />Michelle moaned, muffled by Abigail&rsquo;s cunt. &ldquo;Mmmf&mdash;harder! I&rsquo;m&mdash;I&rsquo;m gonna&mdash;&rdquo; Her climax hit like a thunderstorm, claws digging into the dirt as she gushed, soaking Russell&rsquo;s spines.<br />Abigail hopped off, grabbing the camera. &ldquo;Edgar, you&rsquo;re up! Finish this!&rdquo; Edgar stumbled forward, glasses askew, and aimed his mole meat at Michelle&rsquo;s open mouth. &ldquo;I-I&rsquo;ve never&mdash;oh heck!&rdquo; He came instantly, a pathetic spurt landing in her fur instead of her mouth. &ldquo;I&rsquo;m so sorry, I&rsquo;m a failure!&rdquo;<br />Russell, still pumping, roared, &ldquo;Forest fuck finale!&rdquo; and unloaded inside Michelle, his spines quivering as he collapsed into a panting ball. Abigail zoomed in, laughing. &ldquo;And that, folks, is how Dapplewood gets down and dirty!&rdquo;<br />The Aftermath<br />Panting and sticky, the gang reviewed the footage. &ldquo;We&rsquo;re geniuses,&rdquo; Abigail declared, ignoring the blurry shots and Edgar&rsquo;s sobbing cameo. &ldquo;This&rsquo;ll be bigger than Bambi.&rdquo;<br />Russell grinned, untangling a leaf from his spines. &ldquo;I&rsquo;m a porn star now. Suck it, Sonic!&rdquo;<br />Michelle blushed, wiping cum from her fur. &ldquo;Can we do it again? For science?&rdquo;<br />Edgar adjusted his bowtie, spent but proud. &ldquo;I&rsquo;ll edit out my&hellip; premature tunnel collapse.&rdquo;<br />As the sun set over Dapplewood, the camcorder whirred, immortalizing their filthy, funny forest romp. The end&mdash;or just the beginning?<br /><br />Once Upon a Porn: Round 2 &ndash; The Forest Fucks Back<br />The gang barely recovered from their first romp, but the forest air buzzed with pent-up lust. Abigail&rsquo;s mouse cunt still throbbed from Michelle&rsquo;s tongue, Russell&rsquo;s spines were crusty with dried cum, Michelle&rsquo;s badger pussy ached for more, and Edgar&rsquo;s mole dick twitched despite his shame spiral. The camcorder hummed, battery half-dead, as they regrouped in the oak hollow.<br />&ldquo;Round two, bitches!&rdquo; Abigail declared, her tiny tits heaving under sweat-matted fur. &ldquo;We&rsquo;re going full nasty this time&mdash;no more kiddie pool shit. I want fluids flying, holes stuffed, and Edgar to last longer than a sneeze.&rdquo;<br />Edgar gulped, clutching his limp cock. &ldquo;I-I&rsquo;ll try, but my tunnel&rsquo;s got a hair trigger. Maybe if I&hellip; imagine dirt clods?&rdquo;<br />Russell puffed out his prickly chest, stroking his re-hardening hedgehog dick&mdash;pink, veiny, and glistening with leftover juices. &ldquo;I&rsquo;m ready to ram anything that moves. Who&rsquo;s taking the Hammer this time?&rdquo;<br />Michelle, sprawled on the leaf bed, spread her thick thighs wide, her swollen, dripping slit exposed. &ldquo;Me again! I&rsquo;m a horny little badger slut now&mdash;ruin me!&rdquo; Her clit peeked out, red and pulsing, as she fingered herself with a lewd squelch.<br />Abigail smirked, camera in one paw, the other rubbing her own snatch. &ldquo;Let&rsquo;s make it a double feature. Russell, you pound Michelle&rsquo;s cunt. I&rsquo;ll sit on her face again&mdash;and Edgar, you&rsquo;re fucking me from behind. Let&rsquo;s stack this shit like a forest sandwich!&rdquo;<br />Scene 1: The Stack Attack<br />Russell dove in first, slamming his Hedgehog Hammer into Michelle&rsquo;s sopping pussy with a wet schlap. His spines scraped her inner thighs, leaving faint red marks as he jackhammered her, balls slapping her ass. &ldquo;Fuck yeah, you&rsquo;re tighter than a pinecone!&rdquo; he growled, drool dripping from his snout. His cock stretched her, precum oozing out with every sloppy thrust.<br />Michelle moaned loud enough to scare off birds, her hips bucking. &ldquo;Oh shit&mdash;Russell, you spiky bastard, wreck my badger hole!&rdquo; Her pussy clenched, squirting a hot gush that soaked his spines and puddled in the leaves. She clawed the ground, ass jiggling as she took the pounding.<br />Abigail straddled Michelle&rsquo;s face, slamming her dripping mouse cunt onto the badger&rsquo;s snout. &ldquo;Eat me, you furry fucktoy!&rdquo; she snarled, grinding so hard her clit mashed against Michelle&rsquo;s nose. Michelle&rsquo;s tongue plunged deep, slurping Abigail&rsquo;s tangy juices like a starving animal. &ldquo;Fuck&mdash;yes&mdash;suck that pussy dry!&rdquo; Abigail screeched, her tail whipping Michelle&rsquo;s forehead.<br />Edgar, trembling, waddled behind Abigail. His mole dick&mdash;short, thick, and already leaking&mdash;prodded her tight asshole. &ldquo;H-here I go!&rdquo; he stammered, shoving in with a grunt. Abigail yelped, &ldquo;Wrong hole, you blind fuck&mdash;but keep going!&rdquo; Edgar&rsquo;s thrusts were frantic, his hairy balls smacking her cheeks as he whimpered, &ldquo;It&rsquo;s so tight&mdash;I&rsquo;m gonna die!&rdquo;<br />The stack wobbled&mdash;Russell railing Michelle&rsquo;s cunt, Michelle tonguing Abigail&rsquo;s slit, Edgar reaming Abigail&rsquo;s ass. Fluids flew everywhere: Michelle&rsquo;s squirt, Abigail&rsquo;s dripping arousal, Edgar&rsquo;s precum dribbling down Abigail&rsquo;s thighs. The camera shook in Abigail&rsquo;s paw, capturing every glistening, sweaty detail.<br />Scene 2: Swap and Slop<br />&ldquo;Switch it up!&rdquo; Abigail barked, hopping off Michelle&rsquo;s face, her pussy leaving a slick trail across the badger&rsquo;s muzzle. &ldquo;Russell, fuck Edgar&rsquo;s mouth. Michelle, finger my ass. I&rsquo;m directing and cumming this time.&rdquo;<br />Russell yanked his cock out of Michelle with a wet pop, strings of her cum clinging to his tip. He spun toward Edgar, grinning. &ldquo;Open wide, specs&mdash;taste the Hammer!&rdquo; Edgar gagged as Russell shoved his spiky dick past his lips, the hedgehog&rsquo;s musk flooding his senses. &ldquo;Mmph&mdash;tastes like&hellip; badger and shame!&rdquo; Edgar mumbled, choking as Russell face-fucked him, spines scraping his cheeks.<br />Michelle, panting, crawled to Abigail and jammed two clawed fingers into her puckered mouse asshole. &ldquo;Like this, boss?&rdquo; she purred, twisting them deep. Abigail howled, &ldquo;Fuck yes&mdash;stretch me, you dirty bitch!&rdquo; Her cunt spasmed, squirting a jet that splattered Michelle&rsquo;s tits as she finger-blasted her harder.<br />Russell humped Edgar&rsquo;s face, grunting, &ldquo;Suck it, mole boy&mdash;gonna paint your throat!&rdquo; Edgar&rsquo;s glasses fogged, tears streaming as he slurped, his own cock jerking untouched. &ldquo;I-I&rsquo;m gonna&mdash;&rdquo; he garbled, cum spurting from his dick onto the dirt in a sad, premature arc. Russell laughed, &ldquo;Two pumps and a squirt&mdash;classic Edgar!&rdquo;<br />Scene 3: The Explosive Finish<br />Abigail seized control, shoving Michelle onto her back. &ldquo;Spread that pussy&mdash;I&rsquo;m fisting you!&rdquo; She lubed her paw with Michelle&rsquo;s dripping juices and plunged it in, knuckles deep. Michelle screamed, &ldquo;Holy fuck&mdash;too much&mdash;don&rsquo;t stop!&rdquo; Her cunt stretched wide, gushing around Abigail&rsquo;s wrist as she thrashed, orgasm ripping through her like a wildfire.<br />Russell pulled out of Edgar&rsquo;s mouth, stroking his throbbing cock. &ldquo;Time for the money shot!&rdquo; He aimed at Michelle&rsquo;s gaping pussy and unloaded, ropes of thick, hot cum splattering her clit and Abigail&rsquo;s arm. &ldquo;Bullseye, baby!&rdquo; he cheered, collapsing into a spiky heap.<br />Edgar, spent but desperate, crawled over and licked Russell&rsquo;s jizz off Michelle&rsquo;s fur. &ldquo;I-I&rsquo;m helping!&rdquo; he whined, tongue lapping the salty mess. Abigail yanked her fist out with a schlorp, smeared in Michelle&rsquo;s cream, and smeared it across Edgar&rsquo;s face. &ldquo;There&mdash;now you&rsquo;re a star too!&rdquo;<br />The camera caught it all: Michelle&rsquo;s wrecked, pulsing hole; Russell&rsquo;s dripping dick; Edgar&rsquo;s cum-streaked snout; Abigail&rsquo;s triumphant, soaked grin. &ldquo;Cut!&rdquo; she yelled, laughing. &ldquo;That&rsquo;s how you fuck a forest sequel!&rdquo;<br />The Aftermath<br />The crew collapsed, drenched in sweat, cum, and victory. &ldquo;Oscar-worthy,&rdquo; Abigail panted, wiping her paw on a leaf. &ldquo;We&rsquo;re legends.&rdquo;<br />Russell flexed, cum still oozing from his tip. &ldquo;Round three, anyone?&rdquo;<br />Michelle, voice hoarse, giggled. &ldquo;I can&rsquo;t feel my pussy&hellip; but I&rsquo;d do it again.&rdquo;<br />Edgar sobbed, cradling his wilted dick. &ldquo;I lasted four seconds this time&mdash;progress!&rdquo;<br />As the camcorder died, the forest echoed with their filthy triumph. Round 2: messy, nasty, and hilariously hot.<br /></span>","pools_count":0,"title":"Once Upon a Porn","deleted":"f","public":"t","mimetype":"text/rtf","pagecount":"1","rating_id":"2","rating_name":"Adult","ratings":[{"content_tag_id":"4","name":"Sexual Themes","description":"Erotic imagery, sexual activity or arousal","rating_id":"2"}],"submission_type_id":"12","type_name":"Writing - Document","guest_block":"t","friends_only":"f","comments_count":"0","views":"227"}