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Megan: Damn it, who let you in here? Get the hell off me, you little mooch!

So, true story. When you are the unwilling host to several generations of raccoons, you'd better hope your screen doors are secure or they might just invite themselves in for supper. Lucky for me, most of 'em are too timid of humans to let themselves in, but the big female, whom I've nicknamed Ursula, and who is mama to the rest of them, isn't quite so shy.

It's all my fault, of course. This is what I get for rescuing that poor, orphaned raccoon cub all those years ago. Who knew, when I took her to the wildlife rescue center, she'd find her way home again?

Art belongs to the very talented \n\t\t\t\t\ttierafoxglove
Original post: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/10814336/

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