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This request involves a certain turian we all know and love congratulating himself for a good cannon calibration! ;)", "writing": "That's Some Good Calibrating\n\nBy Mattspew\n\n\t``Have you got a minute?''\n\n\t``Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.''\n\n\t``I better go.''\n\n\t``I'll be here when you need me.''\n\n\tThe commander literally sprinted out of the battery room after being brushed off by the turian. Garrus Vakarian's eyes furrowed down towards the interface he stood before, continuing to type as he searched the specifications of the Normandy's main cannon before him, looking for deficiencies in its hardware and software, improving it where he could. No one could customize such a tool with the ease that Garrus displayed. \n\n\tA few taps against the holographic keyboard; the Thanix cannon was 0.023 percent more accurate than when it was fresh out of the factory, beating his previous record of 0.022. Garrus released a deep, satisfied sigh, and continued to find other ways to improve the weaponry.\n\n\tThen, he came upon a thought; he felt like he deserved congratulations for this feat. The commander was away, and probably would not ask to talk again until at least twenty to forty minutes later. \n\n\tHe decided that there was something else that he could beat while he was down here.\n\n\tHis hands part from the keyboard, and he turns towards the portal behind him, raising his dominant arm to display his omni-tool. With a few pokes, the door locks swiftly. Vakarian grunts to himself, his mandibles waving excitedly as he started to peel off his armor. Each piece of his hard, black and blue protection fell with a careless clatter to the ground, and he found himself trying to rid himself of the protective garments even faster as more came off. When he was in nothing but his underarmor, he quickly rid himself of that as well.\n\n\tStanding in the clinical light of the main battery, he looks down to his nude figure, his smooth plates and muscles softly reflecting the ambiance. He looks towards his own rifle, standing proud in its freedom, packing enough firepower to rival the Thanix cannon in front of him, and chuckles devilishly.\n\n\tFirst, his dominant right grasps the muzzle of his length, gripping the sensitive organ lightly as he starts to stroke the glistening member. How long had he been pent up, waiting to finally pop his heat sink? He did not know, nor care; his hand continued to work on his manhood nonetheless, his digits enclosing tighter around his gun.\n\n\tHe adds a second hand, pivoting around the sensitive tip of his most private organ. His maw hung open in response to this, his cerulean eyes rolling in pleasure as he continued to grip himself. His bare legs trembled as his toes gripped the cold metallic floor, waves of pleasure washing over his body as he masturbates in the chamber.\n\n\tThe turian knew the shot was approaching; the pressure was building up quickly. There was no time to think; he couldn't possibly do so as he pleased his manhood. Each grunt and sigh became louder, echoing across the main battery.\n\n\tSuddenly, with one final thrust, the turian fires his rifle. His length shot in succession, coating the grates below him with his pearl white essence. His hands continue to stroke, milking Garrus' fluids as they poured out, coating his strong extremities with his semen. Garrus exhales deeply, slouching slightly as he enjoyed his reward for calibrating successfully.\n\n\tWithout warning, the door unlocks. Garrus' eyes grow wide as he looks toward the door and back to his fore-arm, his omni-tool flashing into his view immediately. He knew that he had locked it, but how could it have been unlocked from outside? He attempted to stop the doors opening, but it was too late.\n\n\tAs Shepard looked upon the nude, leaking turian, Vakarian sheepishly asks ``Shepard! Need me for something?''\n\n", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "That's Some Good Calibrating

By Mattspew

\t``Have you got a minute?''

\t``Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.''

\t``I better go.''

\t``I'll be here when you need me.''

\tThe commander literally sprinted out of the battery room after being brushed off by the turian. Garrus Vakarian's eyes furrowed down towards the interface he stood before, continuing to type as he searched the specifications of the Normandy's main cannon before him, looking for deficiencies in its hardware and software, improving it where he could. No one could customize such a tool with the ease that Garrus displayed.

\tA few taps against the holographic keyboard; the Thanix cannon was 0.023 percent more accurate than when it was fresh out of the factory, beating his previous record of 0.022. Garrus released a deep, satisfied sigh, and continued to find other ways to improve the weaponry.

\tThen, he came upon a thought; he felt like he deserved congratulations for this feat. The commander was away, and probably would not ask to talk again until at least twenty to forty minutes later.

\tHe decided that there was something else that he could beat while he was down here.

\tHis hands part from the keyboard, and he turns towards the portal behind him, raising his dominant arm to display his omni-tool. With a few pokes, the door locks swiftly. Vakarian grunts to himself, his mandibles waving excitedly as he started to peel off his armor. Each piece of his hard, black and blue protection fell with a careless clatter to the ground, and he found himself trying to rid himself of the protective garments even faster as more came off. When he was in nothing but his underarmor, he quickly rid himself of that as well.

\tStanding in the clinical light of the main battery, he looks down to his nude figure, his smooth plates and muscles softly reflecting the ambiance. He looks towards his own rifle, standing proud in its freedom, packing enough firepower to rival the Thanix cannon in front of him, and chuckles devilishly.

\tFirst, his dominant right grasps the muzzle of his length, gripping the sensitive organ lightly as he starts to stroke the glistening member. How long had he been pent up, waiting to finally pop his heat sink? He did not know, nor care; his hand continued to work on his manhood nonetheless, his digits enclosing tighter around his gun.

\tHe adds a second hand, pivoting around the sensitive tip of his most private organ. His maw hung open in response to this, his cerulean eyes rolling in pleasure as he continued to grip himself. His bare legs trembled as his toes gripped the cold metallic floor, waves of pleasure washing over his body as he masturbates in the chamber.

\tThe turian knew the shot was approaching; the pressure was building up quickly. There was no time to think; he couldn't possibly do so as he pleased his manhood. Each grunt and sigh became louder, echoing across the main battery.

\tSuddenly, with one final thrust, the turian fires his rifle. His length shot in succession, coating the grates below him with his pearl white essence. His hands continue to stroke, milking Garrus' fluids as they poured out, coating his strong extremities with his semen. Garrus exhales deeply, slouching slightly as he enjoyed his reward for calibrating successfully.

\tWithout warning, the door unlocks. Garrus' eyes grow wide as he looks toward the door and back to his fore-arm, his omni-tool flashing into his view immediately. He knew that he had locked it, but how could it have been unlocked from outside? He attempted to stop the doors opening, but it was too late.

\tAs Shepard looked upon the nude, leaking turian, Vakarian sheepishly asks ``Shepard! Need me for something?''

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