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On this picture Jerk says something like, "This cartoon is so suck that even a lesbian sex scene between the two main heroines wouldn't fix it!"
And I can say with full responsibility: 3D graphics in this movie JUST GOD AWFUL.
About the plot: well, in this cartoon it`s OKAY, I guess...
"USSR, early 1960s. Two dogs, one a circus performer and the other a stray tomboy, were caught and sent to a scientific training camp, from where they are chosen to fly into space."
This is not so bad cartoon plot for Russia. Because Russian kids cartoons standards of quality is very low: 95% cartoons produced in Russia are PURE CRAP.
U can check out the page on this Space dogs movie on IMDB
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1272051/
Btw, these "Belka and Strelka" later became a small franchise in Russia:
A sequel to the full-length cartoon and a couple of animated series were made. And they were all of the same average quality.",
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