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Perhaps at that time I considered those drawings unworthy of being uploaded here, or I just forgot to upload it here... So I decided to correct this omission.
***
I've slightly remodeled this comic by adding an extra panel)
The original drawing of it is dated the september 2016. Some at that time, a new animated series for toddlers "Three Cats" was released on the Russian public access channel STS.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7038964/
And it's typical soulless unoriginal ultra cheap corporate crap created to clog the airwaves and make some money from merch. And also this shit is a brazen copycat of the British "Peppa Pig".
So I made a mock about this crap in hot september 2016. Btw, this was the first Rule 34 on this show.
https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1988189
Yeah, a dubious achievement...
A couple years later, "Three Cats" were broadcasted in other countries as well. In the US, it was given the completely pointless title "Kid-e-Cats". And like all other pointless mega-cheap crap cartoons for toddlers this show has 89057856458948796487+ episodes and is still produced today. Because, why the hell not, after all the production budget is half a rotten sandwich and a bottle of beer =/
All in all, this show is complete crap, I don't reccomend anyone to watch it.
And to all those who say, "What are you picking on, it's a show for toddlers..." - it's an excuse for lazy fuckers. There's plenty of shows for toddlers that are interesting not only for toddlers. Like Maya the Bee or Postman Pat. And Three Cats is a lazy Peppa Pig knock-off made by lazy fuckers.
***
Translation
The first panel reads "Let`s make a Movie!"
In the second panel.
The little slut nervously asks: "W-wait, boys, so what kind of movie are we making? A kind family comedy? R-Right? Boys?!."
The fat bastard replies: "GET READY PUSSY."
In the third panel.
Chairtied and gagged little slut is horrified, thinking, "I should have read the contract more carefully.... But I can't read!!!"
The fat naked bastard says contentedly "We'll make our movie and become world famous and fabulously rich! Aren't you happy, sis? You have a starring role!"
The sailor fucker cheerfully says, "You're so awesome, bro! You look so authentic in the frame!"
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