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 And I jokingly offered her my drawing of her character in a porn situation. She SUDDENLY agreed. And she gave me a couple of characters from her curves scraps.

The situation like GANGSTER-CAT named "Cat Chan" (yeah, he's kind of a JAPANESE or even CHINESE) kidnapped Japanese beauty doggy named Hiroshima (HIROSHIMA?! Seriously?!)

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