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Cartoon length in 4-th minutes. Made NOT by me. In 2012, I stumbled upon this cartoon in the video section on Mail.ru (Russian shitty search engine and the cattle-network to boot) but then there were two. One for these days somewhere missed (apparently - to permanently delete, so I saved the first on hard disk)
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