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And as always, I made a thematic drawing. I spent some time thinking about which cartoon and characters to take. And how to link it to the "scary theme". Well, and maybe a little more with current actual events. And as a result, I came up with THIS.
There is a Danish cartoon "Giant pear", based on the children's book "the Incredible story of a giant pear".
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7006206/
I accidentally saw this cartoon while watching TV at home, at 6 am on a children's cable channel in April of this year. I won't call this cartoon a good one. It's more of a weird, dumb, cringe thing. While watching it, I had the feeling that I was watching it in a drunken state, so what was happening on the screen was so ridiculous.
I remember two particularly clumsy things:
1) the character-a boy cat Mitch speaks clearly in a female voice, has girlish eyebrows, soft furry body.... I thought it was a sin of Russian dubbing. BUT! In the Danish original, and in the English dub, Mitcho also speaks in a girly voice.
2) During their" incredibly exciting " (no) adventure, the elephant, cat, and old man stumble upon several half-wits. The first were a band of pirates who looked like second-rate cereal mascots. The OTHER was a reclusive inventor who lived in a huge mechanical sea monster. It is not clear why he went to live in seclusion at the bottom of the sea, why he spent so much time alone, and finally, WHY HE JUST did not RETURN BACK to HUMAN SOCIETY?! And this suspicious subject literally "swallowed" sea travelers into his lair by force and tried to keep them, because he "wanted friends". This creepy bearded man looked like a pervert maniac.
So I decided to combine these two observations because they fit perfectly with the "scary theme" of Halloween. Sick maniac-there is (a mad recluse with a pedophile's beard) Potential victims - there is! (two underage morons, and one is clearly a female)
Plus, I added to the "horror" and an explanation of why this inventor in his mechanical monster hid at the bottom of the ocean. Because only there could he escape from the global pandemic of the mutated Coronavirus =D
Happy Halloween 2020!
з.ы. I remember the rules of site, so there's a version WITHOUT human beans. Version WITH homo cartoonios on the link.
https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/3959013",
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