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and before anyone says anything about the original song one way or the other, don't really care lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kl2OeBBcLBQ
that's the first version of the song i heard and what got stuck in my head =p

Also as fair warning i am not a musician or singer or song writer in aaaaaany real way so don't expect anything amazing =p just something i wanted to do for da coon", "writing": "May I suck on your cock please?\nMay i ride on your cock please?\nWill the real coon cock please stand up?\nI repeat, could the real coon cock please firm up?\nOoh~ now we're getting somewhere...\nY'all act like you've never seen a huge cock before\njaws all on the floor like Sunni and Mashato just burst into your room\nand starting smothering your face with bulges galore\nyou barely able to breath as your thrown all over the recliner\nGoing to jizz all over the... wait no, getting off the topic\nCause Dr. Zep said... nothing, you idiots!\nDr. Zep's hard, lets his schlong do the lecturing\nEven lesbo's loving the shaft\n\"Girly guy... ooh can't resist\"\nLook at him, walking around grabbing his you-know-what\nLetting it swing to and fro \"Look at him, still so cute!\"\nYeah, Nori may have a few screws loose, scheming those evil schemes\nBut no worse, than whats going down in the coon's own bedroom\nsometimes, I wanna just jump in and join in the antics\nTake my hard shaft and grind against that plump coon tush\n\"My cock is smothered in ass, my cock is smothered in ass\"\nAnd if i'm lucky, might just get to bury myself in it\nAnd that's the message what we'll deliver to them all\nAnd expect them to join in on the fun, suckling all over\nCourse they all know how fun it is, rolling in bed with nori\nBy the time they hit puberty\nthey got the whole of ink bunny don't they?\n\"we're a bunch of furries...\" well some of us scallies\nAll who slurp over nori's cock like a popsicle (SLURP)\nSo all these people humping each other all night\nAnd there's no reason that the women can't join the fun, a face full of spluge\n(*EWWW!*) But if that's how ya feel than Nori's got the antidote\nGrabbin his cock and giving ya another glob in the face\n\nNori's got the real coon cock, yes the real coon cock\nand you other fellas can't deny your cocks aren't as fat his\nso won't the real coon cock please stand up, please stand up\nplease firm up, please plump up?\n\nYes Nori's got the real coon cock, the real coon cock\nand you other guys can't deny your cocks aren't as thick as his\nso won't the real coon cock please stand up, please get up\nplease get up, please harden up\n\nDr. Zeppelin don't gotta plot to get to the procreating\nBut he does, cuase fucking needs a little chaos!\nYou think he gives a damn bout position ?\nHalf the time he's on top , the other half filling your buttox\n\"but hey, what if I'm straight, not liking males and the like?\"\nWhat? Don't lie about how you dream of coon butt\nThinking of squeezing and touching it nightly\nHey shit, not even Sunni has an ass so dandy\nLet me sit on both bubbly bottoms, oh so cushy soft\nAnd then argue over who gets to give nori head first\nSilly us, enough cock to both have a blast\n\"damn he's cute, married to none but his urges wee-hee!\"\nyou can download his picture JPG\nand show the whole world how big Dr.Z can be\nI'm sick of mom and dad groups, all they do is bore me\nSo we've been sent here to destroy them\nAnd there's a million of you with cocks like nori\nWho throb like him; who fuck ass just like him\nwho throb like him; twitch, drool and cum like him\nIt might be the next best thing but not quite Nori's!\n\nCause Nori's got the real coon cock yes the real coon cock\nand all you fellas can't deny you're not as hot as his\nso will the real coon cock please stand up, please get up,\nplease get up, please get up?\n\nYes Nori's got the real coon cock, he's got the real coon cock\nand all you brothers can't deny your cocks aren't as fat as his\nso could the real coon cock please get up, please throb up.\nplease penetrate, please ejaculate?\n\nHe's like a theme park to play with, cause he's only bringing you joy\nthings you bounce on and suck while in your friends room\nThe only difference is he's got the balls to last\nIn front of y'all and i don't gotta hide it or be ashamed at all\nI just gotta get on my knees and slurp it\nand whether you like to admit it. You all want it\nBetter than ninety percent of those cocks out their\nthen you wonder how can they suck up that cock like hoovers\nit's funny' cus you know we've all sucked up at least thirty loads\ndon't make him be the only one in the room flirting\nPinching boys asses while jerking off in peoples faces\nAnd he's jerking, this bag of Viagra will make things better\nand every single guy here who's a nori lurker\nCould be working at Dr.Zeps base, spit shining his bratwurst\nOr in the parking lot dancing\nscreaming \"come on and get a fuck!\"\nwith their pants down and boners up\nso could the real coon cock please get up?\nand fill one of these asses shaking all about\nand all be proud to be outa your clothes and in a lust\nAnd one more time, as loud as you can, how does it go?\n\nNori's got the coon cock yes the real coon cock\nand all you guys can't deny how hot it is\nso can't the real coon cock please stand up, please get up\nplease harden up, please stand up?\n\n[repeat 3X]\n\nHaha\nguess theirs a lil coon cock in all of us\nfuck it, let all get up", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "May I suck on your cock please?
May i ride on your cock please?
Will the real coon cock please stand up?
I repeat, could the real coon cock please firm up?
Ooh~ now we're getting somewhere...
Y'all act like you've never seen a huge cock before
jaws all on the floor like Sunni and Mashato just burst into your room
and starting smothering your face with bulges galore
you barely able to breath as your thrown all over the recliner
Going to jizz all over the... wait no, getting off the topic
Cause Dr. Zep said... nothing, you idiots!
Dr. Zep's hard, lets his schlong do the lecturing
Even lesbo's loving the shaft
"Girly guy... ooh can't resist"
Look at him, walking around grabbing his you-know-what
Letting it swing to and fro "Look at him, still so cute!"
Yeah, Nori may have a few screws loose, scheming those evil schemes
But no worse, than whats going down in the coon's own bedroom
sometimes, I wanna just jump in and join in the antics
Take my hard shaft and grind against that plump coon tush
"My cock is smothered in ass, my cock is smothered in ass"
And if i'm lucky, might just get to bury myself in it
And that's the message what we'll deliver to them all
And expect them to join in on the fun, suckling all over
Course they all know how fun it is, rolling in bed with nori
By the time they hit puberty
they got the whole of ink bunny don't they?
"we're a bunch of furries..." well some of us scallies
All who slurp over nori's cock like a popsicle (SLURP)
So all these people humping each other all night
And there's no reason that the women can't join the fun, a face full of spluge
(*EWWW!*) But if that's how ya feel than Nori's got the antidote
Grabbin his cock and giving ya another glob in the face

Nori's got the real coon cock, yes the real coon cock
and you other fellas can't deny your cocks aren't as fat his
so won't the real coon cock please stand up, please stand up
please firm up, please plump up?

Yes Nori's got the real coon cock, the real coon cock
and you other guys can't deny your cocks aren't as thick as his
so won't the real coon cock please stand up, please get up
please get up, please harden up

Dr. Zeppelin don't gotta plot to get to the procreating
But he does, cuase fucking needs a little chaos!
You think he gives a damn bout position ?
Half the time he's on top , the other half filling your buttox
"but hey, what if I'm straight, not liking males and the like?"
What? Don't lie about how you dream of coon butt
Thinking of squeezing and touching it nightly
Hey shit, not even Sunni has an ass so dandy
Let me sit on both bubbly bottoms, oh so cushy soft
And then argue over who gets to give nori head first
Silly us, enough cock to both have a blast
"damn he's cute, married to none but his urges wee-hee!"
you can download his picture JPG
and show the whole world how big Dr.Z can be
I'm sick of mom and dad groups, all they do is bore me
So we've been sent here to destroy them
And there's a million of you with cocks like nori
Who throb like him; who fuck ass just like him
who throb like him; twitch, drool and cum like him
It might be the next best thing but not quite Nori's!

Cause Nori's got the real coon cock yes the real coon cock
and all you fellas can't deny you're not as hot as his
so will the real coon cock please stand up, please get up,
please get up, please get up?

Yes Nori's got the real coon cock, he's got the real coon cock
and all you brothers can't deny your cocks aren't as fat as his
so could the real coon cock please get up, please throb up.
please penetrate, please ejaculate?

He's like a theme park to play with, cause he's only bringing you joy
things you bounce on and suck while in your friends room
The only difference is he's got the balls to last
In front of y'all and i don't gotta hide it or be ashamed at all
I just gotta get on my knees and slurp it
and whether you like to admit it. You all want it
Better than ninety percent of those cocks out their
then you wonder how can they suck up that cock like hoovers
it's funny' cus you know we've all sucked up at least thirty loads
don't make him be the only one in the room flirting
Pinching boys asses while jerking off in peoples faces
And he's jerking, this bag of Viagra will make things better
and every single guy here who's a nori lurker
Could be working at Dr.Zeps base, spit shining  his bratwurst
Or in the parking lot dancing
screaming "come on and get a fuck!"
with their pants down and boners up
so could the real coon cock please get up?
and fill one of these asses shaking all about
and all be proud to be outa your clothes and in a lust
And one more time, as loud as you can, how does it go?

Nori's got the coon cock yes the real coon cock
and all you guys can't deny how hot it is
so can't the real coon cock please stand up, please get up
please harden up, please stand up?

[repeat 3X]

Haha
guess theirs a lil coon cock in all of us
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