Pull My Finger


Crowd: Sing us a song!
Lost: I'm not ready yet.

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Crowd: Sing us a song!
Lost: Still not ready.

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Lost: Okay I'm ready. Ahem...

A candle isn't meant to burn from both ends.
It works better when used as meant.

Don't burn a candle from both sides.
Unless its right.
Or you might,
Put out your light.

Don't do it unless,
Its something that works,
Like this next verse...

I sing from my mouth,
Laaaa.
I sing from my rear,
[i]Fart.[/i]
Now I'm singing out of both ends!

Utilizing sounds I make,
any way I can.
Now please light a candle,
On one end!