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The melody is wandering until it reaches "the next verse", which works with the melody from "Loch Lomond." (O you take the high road, and I'll take the low road, And I'll be in Scotland afore ye, But me and my true love will never meet again, On the bonnie, bonnie banks of Loch Lomond.)",
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Crowd: Sing us a song!
Lost: I'm not ready yet.
.....
Crowd: Sing us a song!
Lost: Still not ready.
.....
Lost: Okay I'm ready. Ahem...
A candle isn't meant to burn from both ends.
It works better when used as meant.
Don't burn a candle from both sides.
Unless its right.
Or you might,
Put out your light.
Don't do it unless,
Its something that works,
Like this next verse...
I sing from my mouth,
Laaaa.
I sing from my rear,
Fart.
Now I'm singing out of both ends!
Utilizing sounds I make,
any way I can.
Now please light a candle,
On one end!",
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