I saw it all. The fight, the kiss, everything. And all because I was at the wrong place at the wrong time. It had happened on a day like any other day, only... I had a strange feeling. I kept having this dream, I was running down a metallic hallway, running away from something, jumping over a fence, into the forest, then darkness. But I decided to dispel the thought and move on. I had come across a school, and I decided just to blend in. I started looking around and decided I needed to know more about the school in order to fit in, so I found the school paper and started to read. The headline was "Septimus takes on a team of 8... and wins!". Septimus. I heard that name before, I just didn't know where, and as I started walking away, I got a headache. It seemed to have lasted for a year, but when it went away it had only been a minute and a half. As I went on I saw this one kid, a fox, walking into the gym. He looked a bit suspicous, looking around like he didn't want anyone to see him go there. So, being the complete eavesdropping bastard I am, I decided to follow him.  and then I see that kid again! He's looking at him like he's the world, like he's love-sick over this badass basketball player. So, I try to approach him, but as soon as I do I hear, " 'ey fag! Don't think we forgot!" And they threw the basketball at him real hard. Then who do I see? Septimus. Shooting and dribbling like there's no tommorrow, and he does it so fluently as well, it's like he was designed to move that way. Judging by that I only had to assume he was like me, a fox-squirrel hybrid, only I'm a wolf-fox hybrid. So anyway, I keep watching him, studying the way he moves. And then I realise it! That fox kid was gay! I have no problem with homosexuals and never had, so I felt bad for the kid. As the game ends the kid walks out and so does the team that lost to Septimus, then as I walk out I hear the big kid, Brutus, yell, "hey queer-moe, we say you starin at Septi. You want his dick eh? Jizzed yourself when he dunked, did you fag?". when I heard the word 'Septi' I got a bit dizzy, but it only lasted for like 5 seconds. Just thinking about it made me want to vomit (combined with the dizziness I might add), but I have a titanium stomach and I held it down. They cornered him against a wall, I saw that this would not end well. I suddenly felt a rush of anger, my fists clenched so hard my claws dug into my palms, I had bled a bit, but I was ready to teach them that when they do something like that around me, they better not plan on having kids. But as soon as I took a step I saw Septimus walk out with that loud boombox of his. I decided to hide behind a corner, and just watch. "Son, you even try tah use that fist, and Imma have to wipe the floor with yo face." His voice was flat, seious, and carried a rough Irish-Scottish accent. As the kid went red, Brutus looked over, smirked, then turned and faced Septimus. "What, he your boyfriend, fag?" he said, I swear if I could do anything, he wouldn't be able to feel the pleasures of sex by the end of that day. "No, but I want to piss you off and humiliate you. So if you want beef yah better eat this bar-b-wue raiht here." Damn, Septimus wasn't messing around, but... I did hear slight buzzing sound whenever he talked. Brutus being the idiot he threw a scorcher of a punch and it landed right into Septimus' wating palm. Brutus was obviously angry now, and I know because he then proceeded to yell, "IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU AND YOUR DAMN FAGGOT LOVER YOU SHIT STAINED LOW LIFED DRUGGY!" Anyway, Septimus replied with, "So ya wee lassie, yah want to kill meh? Think yer hard enough now do ya, eh?" His voice was thick with an accent. "Hell yeah you queer! I'll take you out now!" Brutus took out an army styled knife." That knife would be useless against Septimus and we all knew it. "Ahh, nahice wee knife fer ah nahice wee lassie." SeptimuS pulled out a gold, jeweled desert eagle. On one side it had a black dragon creeping across and breathing fire across the barrel an handle. The other side had a cross and golden lights and clouds. I swear I had seen that gun from somewhere. And they were afraid of it. They ran off, ran faster than I thought would even be possible under a situation like this. And he didn't even take a shot. SeptimuS laughed hard, then put the hand gun away. He turned to the kid and smiled, not that daring smile he gave him earlier. A nice, welcoming, comforting smile. "Ahh mate, I'm not gonna tag you with my daughter like I almost did to those tools. You seem to be into me, ah no?" The kid blushed and... oh geez... he had a full blown (heh) erection. " U-uh ye-yeah I guess. Heh, ha he.." He stammered out. I sounded like an idiot. He looked down and inspected the floor, now red from embarrassment. "Hah! Iz alright laddie, I'm not one tah judge. Bi me self, actually. You ain't half bahd kid. Stick with me and ah'll keep ya out late trouble sure nuff."
  I could see he felt the embarrassment disappear, and he looked him in the eyes, mouth slightly open, and just stared. Septimus' pure red pupils stared back. He was frozen, but Septimus broke the ice by throwing an arm around me and leading me out of the locker room. I had to think quick, the hallway out was quite narrow so I decided to wall jump up to the ceiling and push my hand and legs against the walls with all of my strengt, and they walked right under me, and I think to myself "How... in the hell... did I just do that?". I hop down and follow them out. He looked like he was going to die from a hard on. He really wished his dreams would come true, and I could tell he wouldn't mind Septimus getting to know him physically.
  Septimus was out side the school after classes ended. They lived on the same road, I found out, right across from each other. It was a fairly long walk, and as the kid met up with Septimus after the bell sounded classes out, Septimus threw his arm around the kid again. He didn't carry a bag, but it didn't matter.
  " So, uh, yeah I guess I uh uh... Kinda admire you.." the kid managed out. The poor kid was red again, and his light grey fur coat wasn't very helpful in covering it up.
 " Ahahahah! So ye are mah laddie. It's alright, no need to feel ahshamed or ehmbarrased. If ye'd like I'll kiss yay to dispel fears! Ahahahah!"
  Septimus was easy going, but the kid wasn't sure if he was joking. The kid took the awkward route and flat out kissed him. The kid soon realized how stupid it was the second after he started but it was too late. To my surprise, Septimus turned and met full on. Less of a kiss and more of a smooch, it must have been heavenly. "God bless the kid." I mutter, as I contiue hiding in the shadows. There was no one on the road to witness it, or so they thought. As they pulled away slowly, Brutus walked solo towards them. He carried his knife and looked smug. "Looks like he is your boyfriend faggot!" He kept moving towards them, toying with the knife. "Dahmn roight laddie buck!" Came the harsh reply, and the fun was up. "It ain't real queer! You couldn't even fire a real one!" Brutus snarled, and sped up. The kid was afraid, but it was settled when a loud barrage of shots were fired. "Wrong." Septimus said. Brutus was stock still, 4 bullet holes right ahead of him. He bolted. The kid uncovered his ears and just stared. SeptimuS turned and continued the kiss, gun still held out side-ways. It was a magical moment that seemed to last for hours. Then they seperated and I walked out and just stared at Brutus. "So, you think it's fun to mess with kids like him, hm?" I say, as I kick him in the side so hard I hear a bone crack. "Yeah sure, beat him up and look real cool, but you know what?" I ask, as Brutus replies with a gasping, "What?". "I'm going to give you the exact same sexual feeling he does." And I stomp with all of my forced on these tiny nuts he calls 'balls' and he wimpers in pain. I stomp again, only harder, and harder, and harder, each time he tries to cover them up but can't because of his cracked ribs. "How'd you like that huh?" Then, I'm no longer in control of my hand anymore. I reach out, put my hand of his mouth, and I feel empowered. I don't know what happened, except for the fact that I just finished off Brutus. It was over. The kid was with Septimus, and now he had no worries. Life was good.