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So they get me all dressed up and take me somewhere.  Then they put me on this funny bench that is hard slippery wood with a soft cushion on it kind of like the sofa but it slides around.  Sometimes there is a man talking.  Maybe he's reading a story but I don't understand most of it and there are no pictures.  There's a thing that looks like a storybook over here but it doesn't have any pictures either.  Sometimes everybody sings and I want to sing too but I don't know the song so I just make stuff up.  Nobody seems to mind except when I try to sing when the man is talking.  Then I get shushed and they give me my paci.  Mostly it's pretty boring and hard to sit still.

(This came about strangely.  I was doodling with my stylus and sketched this out of nowhere -- though my wife's mother had recently passed away and we were about to go to her funeral, so perhaps that was where.  I didn't draw a skeleton first or a sketch with circles and ovals or anything.  But I clearly needed to draw this.  So I refined it into a final drawing.  I'm not the best, but this is what I can do.  Sometimes I think I understand about as much as Jennie does.)

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