Chapter 9 Past, Present and Zorua “No!” Chip heard Neoral yell at the Meadow as the group asked to come into his place. The Jirachi never seemed able to get any time off as Meadow and the strange Eevee Radiance were trying to sweet talk him into letting them come into his place. But he didn’t want to budge. “What do you think my place is, a hangout for other legendary Pokemon?” “Well you do have the best carpet, and you are a lovely host.” Meadow smiled, Chip knew that technique as his mate used it on him a lot. And normally it worked on him. “No!” Neoral was close to wanting to slam the door on the girls and Chip. Radiance remained quite up until now, though she seemed to be slightly short on her tempter as the Eevee pushed up against the door and with a small flick of the wrist swung it back taking Neoral with it. Casually the two legendary girls walked past Neoral, closing the door behind them. “Sorry buddy.” Chip helped Neoral up, his door had a dent in it from Radiance asserting her dominance over it. “First my carpet…now my door…my good wooden door. When does it end, why do I hang out with you girls?” “Can it Neoral.” A Vulpix walked from outside, passing by the Jirachi. “Don’t you have your own place Meadow?” The Vulpix asked. “Yes but it doesn’t have warm carpet in it and I do not feel like walking all the way to my grotto.” “Ruby, we were not expecting you.” Radiance said, the Eevee seemed slightly nervous at the sight of the Vulpix. Chip felt like he was slowly beginning to become a fly on the wall. Ruby…was this the same powerhouse of a Pokemon that Meadow spoke of all the time, the one who was really a Mew? She didn’t seem that intimidating or powerful… “Radiance…what are you doing here?” Chip could sense that the Vulpix was stumbling with her words as well. Chip noticed Meadow blushing as she stood between the two fellow foxes. “Is there something you two want to say to each other?” Meadow asked. Both foxes looked to Meadow and then back to one another. “Did you…did you see your kids?” The Vulpix named Ruby asked. The Eevee shakes her head. “No. I…I ran into Meadow and her mate Chip and…well one thing led to the next –“Radiance seemed to be stumbling along with her words as well, her voice was low and slightly hard to hear. “You didn’t have sex with them, did you?” Ruby asked. “Ruby!” Radiance’s ears twitched, she seemed upset but in a good way as the Eevee was blushing brightly. “This is already hard enough to do…can you please not…please take it seriously.” “What’s hard to do Radiance?” The Vulpix asked, her tails were shaking. “You left me high and dry twice…I mean you literally left me out in the cold…do you know how hard it is to lose a hard on when you’re a fire type and out in the snow? I had to give myself a paw job inside of a snow drift…it all melted.” “You gave yourself a paw job out in public?” Meadow asked. “Can’t you girls take this elsewhere?” Neoral asked. “Neoral go make us some tea.” Ruby ordered “Can you make it black tea?” Radiance asked “Oh do you have any honey? Trying to stay away from sugar.” Meadow giggled. “I need male friends in my life…” Neoral groans. The Jirachi looked at Chip. “I would tell you not to get mated but….” “Ya…kind of already hitched.” Chip looks at Meadow, the Jirachi sighed. “I might as well have married all of you damn girls.” “Nah…go find a male, have a wonderful date, let him take you home, and put his dick in your mouth.” Ruby smirked. “Cause we all know that is what you want.” “No what I want is for you to shut the fuck up and get out of my house.” Neoral floats over to his kitchen and begins warming up some water. “I am surprised anything on this planet can even stand to be around you for 10 minutes.” “They must study at the school of Jirachi, because you’ve been doing it for a long time.” Ruby yelled back. Chip groans, how did he get caught up in this mess? Meadow puts her paw on his shoulder. “Don’t worry they love one another.” “But they bicker all the time…” Chip said, his ears flatten out as he heard the pair arguing once again. “They will bicker and then later they will screw one another and be happy once again.” Radiance giggles. “They’ve been doing that for about the last 250 years or more.” “What Vulpix lives that long?” “Oh, Ruby is not a Vulpix, she is the legendary Pokemon Mew, Arceus’s General of Emotions and the Mother of all Pokemon.” Radiance responded. “She’s so dreamy…” Chip noticed how the Eevee was staring at the Vulpix, as she continued bickering with Neoral. Chip looked back at Radiance once more, her eyes never left Ruby. “She’s in love with her.” Meadow spoke, the Shaymin nuzzled the Zorua. Chip respond was a girly gasp. “My voice…” Chip’s voice was a mixture of female and male Zorua…in nearly perfect union. “You make such a cute herm.” Meadow giggles. “I’m not cute…” Chip grumbles. “Aww your even cuter when your trying to not be cute.” Radiance murred, her paw was over her mouth. “I see why Meadow likes you so much.” “Meadow likes me because I can please her.” Chip tried to make his voice sound more masculine but failed as he sounded even more feminine than before. “Arceus why is this happening to me…” “Because the longer you do not have sex the more chemicals your body releases.” Radiance said, her voice was a bit more robotic than before. “You’re a herm Chip and as a herm you have unique needs.” “Wait why do you think I’m a herm?” Chip hated how his voice remained so high and girly, and cute…why does he have to sound so damn cute. Chip just wanted to hide in a hole and bury all his troubles away. How could anyone take him seriously when he sounded like this? “Because I am a herm, Meadow is a herm, Ruby is a herm, Neoral…when he wants to show it is a herm. All legendary Pokemon are herms.” Radiance rubs her fur. “And personally, just from being around you I sort of have a feeling you have been blessed by one. Might be why you’re a herm too.” “Meadow???” “You were a herm before we met.” Meadow kisses Chip’s face. “So cute.” “I want to throw up.” “You were a born a herm, no one can be made into one.” Radiance pats the Zorua’s head. “Someone has taken an interest in you, be glad for that.” Radiance oddly enough kisses the Zorua’s head. “And its ok to be cute Chip, you will earn more friends and love interest that way. Just look at Ruby…” “…just pour the tea Neoral, sheesh…all of this bickering is making my thirsty.” Ruby growled, the Vulpix was pushing and shoving the Jirachi as they fought over pouring tea into the cups. Chip noticed the pair were literally butting heads. “Ruby’s thirsty, what a surprise. You always seem to find enough vitamin D to quench damn your thirst with.” Neoral pushed the Vulpix a bit away. The sound of clattering dishes ringed in Chip’s ear. “I fucking hate you.” Ruby roared. “You hate everyone that is not sticking their dick in you!” Neoral yelled back. “Meadow, can you please part those too.” Radiance’s rolled her eyes. “They are normally better than this. But you’re in good company Chip, Ruby hasn’t gotten any in a while either, reason she is all…worked up.” “You’re not my boss.” Meadow bitterly responded, she pats the ground and a pair of vines part Ruby and Neoral. “But we can’t have Arceus’s Generals fighting with one another when someone like you is here.” Why was Meadow acting so harshly to this odd but still mildly mannered Eevee? Radiance signed. “Yes, but your boss was acting foolish and we needed to part her and Puppy Lover apart before they started trading blows.” Radiance walks in between both Ruby and Neoral. “Are you going to be ok?” The Eevee picks up the tea set and takes it over to the table for everyone to enjoy. “Not a drop spilled…good.” Chip noticed the vines retreating. “Ruby can we talk, just you and me.” Meadow asked the Vulpix. “Can I at least get some tea first?” “No!” Chip watched his mate trot away the Vulpix close in toe. Neoral poured Chip and himself a cup of tea, but instead of sitting to enjoy it with who was left around the table gets up and floats off to his room. “I really need male friends.” Neoral seemed to be a bit upset, Chip wondered what could have gotten under his hard skin to make him feel that way. Before long it was only Chip and the Eevee girl Radiance. Chip felt a little awkward sitting at the same table as Radiance, he didn’t know why but…something was off about her. Well…. maybe a lot. “Um…” The Zorua looked down at his tea, the aroma of the tea was very soothing, though it didn’t help him get over how awkward he felt now. Radiance reminded him of Amber, but not in a good way, it was as if he was looking at a much more powerful version of his sister. Oh Arceus…what would it be like if Amber was suddenly strong enough to just one shot him? “Did you need me to pass something to you?” Chip heard Radiance ask him. Looking up he noticed the Eevee was happily sipping her tea away, her murrs were rather cute and pleasant to listen to. “I do enjoy a good cup of tea, it puts me in such a good mood. I really have to ask how Neoral does it, that little Jirachi is an genius when it comes to brewing anything.” “Ah…” Why couldn’t he say anything? “You want to ask me something don’t you?” Radiance asked, her red-pinkish eyes looks were studying the Zorua. “The feeling is mutual Chip, I would love to figure out what Pokemon blessed you. Maybe it was the Eon twins…hmm but I do not sense a lustful nature coming from you. But your blessing is not from a Pokemon of Arceus either…you do not have that noble aura coming from you. Hmmm…” “What are you talking about?” “In the past and even now Pokemon are sometimes blessed by the Legendary Pokemon of this world. Those who are blessed tend to live longer lives, but they also are gifted with greater skills than their peers. Sounds wonderful right?” Radiance casually drinks her second cup of tea. “Some call their blessing a curse as you are forced to serve the deity that blessed you, forced to do their bidding. We did this often during the war as a means of being able to create more powerful soldiers. Some of those who were blessed ended up becoming our champions.” “Huh…but Meadow-“ “Oh yes Meadow…” Radiance giggles in between sips. “You have been blessed by her haven’t you little Kitsune. You’re her champion…I can sense it. You have been bonded to our lovely, you feel what she feels and vise versa. So cute…” “You knew that, already didn’t you?” Chip huffed. “We’re not talking about my mate.” “Very good Kitsune.” “Stop calling me Kitsune, I’m more than just a fox.” Chip puffed his chest out. He saw that Radiance simply giggled and continued sipping her tea. “What is it we are really talking about?” “Kitsune’s are mystical foxes of trickery, a perfect representation of you little Kitsune. But anyway, back to our story, ago a pair of baby Kitsune’s were born to an Espeon and Zoruark mother and father. Unknown to them that their babies were destined to die that day, never to see the light of the world and only to breath a few gasp of fresh air before their short lives would be taken from them.” Radiance sips her tea silently. Chip felt a chill…just who was this Eevee? “What are you…?” “I am the Pokemon of Logic, I am also the second most powerful magic user in this universe…only my boss and creator are more powerful than me.” Radiance opens her eyes and looks at the Zorua. “Neoral told me about a most interesting Eevee and Zorua who would have died if not for his assistance. Looking at you now…I can see why he took so much interest in you. You was born a herm, a blessing-“ “You said it yourself, some call blessings a curse…” Chip hated not being normal. “I am not sure just yet who blessed you, though I do have my suspicions.” Radiance sits her tea on the small table, climbs onto it and pushed herself over to Chip who became startled. Why not just walk around the table? “Let me just look into your eyes…” “Personal space…?” Chip gulps. “Its not like I’m touching you.” The Eevee kept staring as she was most likely trying to read the Zorua. “MY TABLE!!” Saved by the bell as Neoral floats back into the room and frantically moves Radiance off his table. There were a few small scratch marks where the Eevee’s hindlegs had been. Ruby and Meadow returned to the room, and from the looks of it both were seeming a little flustered. Whatever the two had been talking about must have a little heated. Radiance sat back down where she had been and began sipping on her tea once more. “My tea table…” Neoral touches the scratch marks. “Why do you girls have to be so destructive? First my carpet, then my door and now my tea table. Why not just go tear my bed sheets up and steal all of my valuables?” “We’ll get you new stuff Neoral.” Ruby sits down and begins drinking her tea. “I’ve had that table since before the war!!! IT’S A FUCKING ANTIQUE TABLE!!!” “Oh, Neoral I didn’t know you cursed.” Radiance giggled. “Your funny when you’re all worked up.” “And I told you, we will either fix it or get you a new table. Its just scratch marks, adds character.” Ruby said in between sips of tea. Just from being around Ruby and Neoral for a short time Chip could tell…these two were their own kind of pieces of work…it was hard to tell if they even respected one another. He hoped to never be in such a friendship, it seemed like a lot of work to maintain it. “Ruby what time will your party be?” Meadow asked as she sat in front of Chip, the Shaymin’s booty was pressing up against her mate’s crotch. “Aaahhhh….” “I need this, please do not make me move.” Meadow looks back at the Zorua, her eyes were looking a little puffy…had she been crying?” “You ok?” “I’ve been better.” Chip nuzzled his mate. It was then that he realized how true Radiance’s words were…he could feel his mate’s emotions…her pain…her desire to make someone realize that they should be careful of their choices and her desire to do the right thing. “You want to talk about it?” “Later…after I have my way with that tail hole of yours.” Meadow giggles. “Not funny.” Chip wanted to push Meadow off him, but…he didn’t mind feeling her warm bottom sitting on top of him either. Arceus…why was it when he was around Meadow he didn’t feel like holding back and ended up doing things he would never do? This Shaymin was the furthest thing from normal in his life…well minus the other oddball Pokemon he was somehow become associated with. “Arceus…why me?”