Chapter 13 Tis the Season Chip Never has Chip felt so embarrassed in his life than he did yesterday being carried around by the arrogant, low life, self-loving, flamboyant, cute, sexy, would love to make out with…FAIRY! Chip had been carried around by that Sylveon Zephyr like he was some sort of pet, he was no one’s pet. Even if that Sylveon had been cute and Chip did enjoy being fed by him, those ribbons were so good at scratching and petting him…but that was beside the point, he had been humiliated by that fairyeon and if Chip had to ever see him again…oh he better hope they do not meet ever again. Or else that stupid fairy will get what was coming to him. “Chip, we’re getting ready to leave for the party. Stop having vengeful thoughts and help me with preparing the Mac and Cheese.” Meadow called up to Chip. “Why don’t we take them a dessert? I mean really, they didn’t even ask for any extra food.” “I don’t care what they didn’t ask for we are not showing up without bring some sort of side dish.” Chip heard his mate’s voice starting to become very firm. “Now get down here and help me take the food out.” “Fine…” Walking down the stairs Chip felt his ears become hot, he really didn’t want to go to this silly party, nor walk through the snow with warm food. He didn’t know anyone there, plus he wasn’t sure if he would fit in. But Meadow insisted that he come along and get to know everyone since he was her husband and mate. Husband…only Pokemon who were truly in love called each other husband or wife and here Meadow was calling him that. Chip wasn’t even sure if he deserved such a title. What husband couldn’t please his wife? Then again how many wives wanted to fuck their husband’s in the ass? “There you are, who looks so handsome?” Meadow forced Chip to get his fur done that afternoon, plus his nails were trimmed and bought him a cute little red bow tie to attach to his collar. Though after looking it over the pair decided to ditch it and just have him wear a tag on his collar that was purple and green, their colors. “You look really…pretty.” Chip noticed his mate was wearing a matching collar to his, oddly enough it brought out her flower’s colors along with his mate’s eyes…something about them tonight just looks so…so lovely. Meadow’s flowers looked like they were in full blossom, her eyes seemed extra green and her white skin…it was so snowy and pure…Meadow looked so pure tonight. Chip felt like he was falling in love with her all over again. “Aww.” Chip received a kiss on his maw. “Meadow…you smell so…oh my Arceus you smell so fresh like a fresh spring cherry.” Chip’s cheeks turned red. “Thank you, and you are smelling very lovely yourself today my love. Like a little blackberry just ripe for the picking. When we get home how about we mix our scents together…little anal fun.” Chip pulled away from his mate. “It’s nasty.” “Chip…we’ve been fighting over this for how long…can we please just stop being petty and enjoy each other’s company. What will a little tail lifting do to you…make you less grumpy.” Meadow nuzzled her mate’s shoulders. “I’m not grumpy…” Chip pouts. “But you’re not relaxed either.” Chip feels his mate turn him around, so he was facing her. “Look the other day I nearly lost myself…and you…I never have seen you look so scared but…at the same time so…into it.” “Ya…I did love it.” Chip gulps, how could he get a hard on from Meadow nearly wanting to rape him. But he had never seen his mate in such a odd state, like she was a wild Pokemon and he was her prey. Mon he needed to see a doctor. “I think you have a wild side too sweetie, you just need to let it out sometimes.” Chip received another kiss. “Look how about this, if you can get through the entire night and still not want me to nail that cute tail of yours…I’ll drop it ok. I’ve gone so long without getting any and mama kind of needs some loving.” “Please do not make me think of my mother Meadow.” Chip was given a small pan of mac and cheese, the aroma hit him instantly making his mouth water. “Oh, we should spend a dinner with them, I’m sure Mama Chip wants to meet her daughter-in-law.” “Let’s not and say she did.” Chip watched his mate pick up a small bag filled with cupcakes she made. “None-sense love. We are going to spend at least one dinner at each other’s families’ homes. I want daddy to see my cute husband and show him how much I love you.” Nuzzles. “Oh, this is going to be so much fun! Holidays with the Chip’s and Meadow’s.” “Arcues…why is she my soul mate…” Radiance that morning had installed a warp gate to Neon Central, Ruby’s home and Radiance’s home so Meadow no longer needed to travel the long way to get anywhere. Chip was against it since it meant that the others had a quick way of getting to them but…it was Meadow’s place and she insisted on not always having to travel through the snow to get anywhere. Radiance also adjusted the gate, so it could be programed to take them to the castle and a few others spots around down or even Unity City. Chip was glad that he didn’t know the path for making it take them back to his home, but Radiance told him that all she needed was a chance to get an idea of where he lived, and she’ll be able to program it. Fat chance she would get that information out of him any time soon. “I’m really glad that Ruby and Radiance are a pair.” Meadow told Chip as the mates appeared just outside of Neoral’s home. Neoral was surprisingly bringing a guest to the party this evening which got everyone excited for him. Chip only knew Neoral for about a month and he already felt that he needed more male friends in his life. Ruby was so tough on him. “Oh, I can’t wait to meet Neoral’s date, I’m so happy for him, meeting someone. He deserves it.” “Ya…I guess.” Chip shrugs. “What is he again?” “The General of Happiness. Sadly, he’s not been able to live up to that title for himself.” They stop by the door and look at one another. A few flakes of snow fell between the pair. “Wow…General of Serendipity yet he is…” “Depressed, yes.” Meadow puts a paw on the wooden door, a big dent was still in it from being forced in by Ruby. “I love Neoral like he is my blood brother, and so does the rest of us. Ruby and Neoral are very close, though she sometimes takes her jokes too far and it shows on Neoral. Even tough steel can be cracked…” Meadow says a prayer. “I want this to work out for him…so please be supportive Chip. Do not say anything that could ruin this for him.” “Why would you- “ “I love you Chip, so much that I would die for you.” Meadow puts a cold paw on her mate’s head. “But if you fuck this up for Neoral I will make our next love making session be anything but love making…understand.” With a gulp the Zorua nods slowly. “I-I understand.” “I’m sorry Chip for being this hard on you but…I just do not want Neoral to suffer any more because of us. If this messes up its because he messed up not us. Ruby and Radiance put this out to everyone tonight too in a letter they sent this afternoon. If Ruby is telling us to not screw this up for him then you know how serious it is.” “Ri-i-ght…” Gulps again. “Don’t worry Chip, just follow my lead and everything will be fine.” Gives her mate a kiss on the cheek. “Now let’s give Neoral a warm welcome.” Meadow knocks on the door… “It’s open.” Chip heard Neoral call from inside. “Is it safe to come in?” Meadow asked, a small giggle escaped her. “Ready Chip?” “What about the mac?” “Ruby is a fire type, she can warm it up.” Pushing open the door Meadow lead Chip into the semi-dark living room. The first thing the Zorua noticed was the scent…it smelled like sex, like two Pokemon had been having sex only a few moments before they came over. Chip sniffed the air and noticed that it smelled like Darious and Halvon, it wasn’t their scent, but it reminded Chip of the M/M sex they would have, in fact the aroma of water type was impossible to miss. Wrappings were all over the ground along with bows and ribbons as if a gift-wrapping session had led into something else altogether. Meadow stopped to pick up a half-wrapped box of good china. “Oh…looks like Neoral couldn’t resist himself today. Mmmmm…I wonder how many new stains he has.” “Really Meadow, that is what your most concerned with?” “When it comes to true love making I am always concerned.” Meadow sets her cupcakes down on a small table and bumps her butt against Chip’s. “I’m getting all worked up just thinking about what Neoral has been doing.” “Privacy?” “Oh, they won’t notice, and I’m sure I can get you to squirt into the next room. All pelt up and- “ “Please don’t…” Chip and Meadow looked towards the dining room where Neoral was floating about, the Jirachi was picking up some of the lose wrapping material while throwing it away. How did they not notice him until just now? “Squirt will be here in a moment, he wanted to wash up before we went to the party. We had a bit of an um…delay in finishing our wrapping.” “I’ll say.” Meadow giggled. “If you need some help wrapping just ask.” “Oh no…we’ll be good.” Neoral blushed before looking over to a side door. “As for the stains…maybe it’s not a bad thing, adds character right.” “Because their your stains and not Aqua’s.” “I really do not know what she eats Meadow, I swear that girl is more than just a Manaphy.” “Well we will have to talk to her about her eating habits then, but in the meantime let’s get your presents packed so we can get going. I’m sure Ruby is ready for us by now.” Meadow gives Neoral a big hug. “And we cannot wait to officially meet Squirt.” “Oh, did someone say my name?” A tiny voice spokes from the hallway. Chip remembered Squirt from one of his classes, the Marril was always so quiet and timid. Looking at him here in this light, he didn’t seem all that different from class, but how did he get mixed up with Neoral? Then again looking at his situation he really couldn’t talk, how did he get mixed up with Meadow after all? They just start talking to you and before you know it your hip deep inside of them. Or was that just his situation? “Wow I can’t believe it really is you Squirt.” Chip said to his classmate, the Marril gasped at the sight of the Zorua. “Chip wha-what are you doing here?” “Well…I’m sort of mates with Meadow here, and she is good friends with Neoral so by association I’m friends with Neoral and we are all friends with the hostess Ruby the Vulpix that is really a Mew that is living her life as a Vulpix after she became mates with a Diancie-turned-Eevee named Radiance who was part of the opposite team of legendary Pokemon from long ago.” “You forgot the part Chip where they invited us to their home for all of this, oh and your friends Ribbon and Darious will be there too.” Meadow pats her mate on his head. Chip growled. “I’m not a dog you know.” “Funny, you bark like one when I stick it to you.” “Ok, ok this is getting out of hand.” Neoral snapped a finger and presents he had been working on with Squirt finished wrapping themselves. “We could have done that the entire time?” Squirt sounded both surprised and a little displeased. “And you had me all worried that we had to finish faster just so we could finish wrapping.” “You were kind of cute when you looked worried, it made me want to try harder for you.” “Aww your too kind.” Squirt blushed. “Maybe I can show you my calm face later.” “I bet it’s just as cute.” “Maybe…you’ll have to find out-“ “Ok, ok…we’re running out of time.” Chip had to be the adult here and keep everyone on track. Meadow began giggling while Neoral and Squirt blushed the pair came together and hugged one another. Chip didn’t want to hear their little origin story though he was sure it will come up during dinner. For now, they needed to get going, the food was getting cold and they were making everyone wait on them. Granted Chip was in no hurry to see Darious, but then again, he might be better company than listening to Neoral and Squirt, he already was ready to find someone less love smitten to talk to.