Chapter 13
Tabitha
Cowgirl the best Position


Winter has been harder than normal, the wind has been a little colder, the snow a little deeper and the ice a little thicker, but none of that mattered to Tabitha, it could never break her spirit. The Deerling was unlike any other, her spirit was stronger than the hardest steel, her drive could outlast a entire clan of Lucarios, not to mention that she could outlast any of them any day of the week in the sake. She was the strongest legendary turned normal Pokemon there was, there was no one who was tougher than her by a long shot. 

“Hurry up Neoral, we’re almost to our clients house.” Tabitha barked at the Jirachi, he was falling behind making it take longer to reach their rest spot for the night. Their journey had taken them to Fablereach, home of Radiance and Ruby, their clients. Tabitha had reason to believe that Dynamo could be hiding out in the forest nearby Fablereach and would need to find a warm spot to sleep for the night, so who better than her old friend and current client Radiance. Neoral seemed to tense at the mention of seeing Ruby again. 

“Can’t we just go to a hotel? Please!” Neoral floats out of the snow to catch up to her. The Jirachi touched the Deerling’s butt making her turn from blue to red. 

“What is your problem!” 

SMACK 

Neoral was knocked into the snow by a powerful kick. “Oh, my Arceus…why did you kick me?”

“What do you think?” Tabitha blew cold air from her nose. “You’re lucky I do not blast you.” 

“Oh, blast me?” Neoral get up out of the snow, a red hoof mark was on his chest and chin. “I bet you can’t even do it, no…I KNOW YOU CAN’T DO IT!!” 

The nerve of this little punk talking to her like she couldn’t defend herself. Tabitha was the queen of stags, the Commander of Life, she was Xernous! Oh, and if he thought that just because she was a cute Deerling…

“Tabitha…ah…Tabitha…. wh-what are you…” Neoral was moving back slowly as the snow under Tabitha was melting, the Deerling’s body glowed as she was building her power. She didn’t care who saw her, she didn’t care if she blew up a house, oh no…a house would be small damage compared to what she was planning to do to this smart mouth. 

“You called me weak…” Tabitha’s eyes glowed as she moved forward as Neoral tried to retreat. She was going to blow him back to that sorry shake he called a house. 

“Your more rational than this…” Neoral falls onto his knees though gets back up quickly. “That’s really cold.” 

“Don’t worry I’ll warm you up.” Tabitha’s horns began flashing. She had use Geomancy. With a smirk the Deerling released a nasty close-range Energy Ball blasting the ground Neoral was floating over and sending the Jirachi flying high into the air, so much that he had vanished from view by the time he had stopped rising. The blast could be seen from the other side of the large lake that Fablereach was built around. Looking up one would think that it had begun snowing.

“He didn’t even say anything before I shot him. Hmmm…its not as fun when they do not make any noise.” 

“Aaaaaaaahhhhhhh” Tabitha could faintly hear something screaming. 

“Oh, there it is.” Tail wag. 

“AAAAAaaaahhhhhhHHHH!!!” 

“Closer.” 

“AAAAAAAAaaaHHHHHaaaHHHHH!!!!” 

“Almost here…” Tabitha prances around the spot that she had blasted. It wasn’t until now that she noticed the charred black snow and dirt from her attack. Looking at how little the spot was she wondered if she held back too much. 

“I really should have used a bit more power, 3% was nowhere near enough.” 

“AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH————“ 

CRASH

“Oh, goody he’s back.” Tabitha danced around Neoral’s “grave” as the Jirachi was buried under snow, dirt and gravel. The impact from his landing caused more snow and dirt to be shifted around. Looking at where the Jirachi laid one could see that he was buried at least 3 feet underground, maybe 5 feet. It wasn’t a bad landing considering that Tabitha had been looking to make him go at least 6 feet under when he landed. 

“My body…” 

“Oh, I’ve got you…big baby.” Tabitha’s horn’s glowed and the snow and rubble was shifted away leaving only Neoral inside of his hole. He was covered in ice and an odd odor was coming out of the hole. 

“Did you…?” Tabitha stepped away. “You stink.” 

“Oohhh….” Neoral hold onto his back. “Fuck you…you try…” Neoral cracks his back, whining out in the process. “Oh Arceus…that hurts. Ooohhh…you try being blasted over 100 feet and then crashing back to the earth. Fuck you…your crazy bitch.” Neoral slowly lifted himself out of the ground. “Ok…I’m ready to see Ruby now…ooohhhh just thinking about dealing with her…” 

“Good.” Tabitha puts Neoral onto her back. “It won’t be that bad, I promise.” 
“The faster we find this stupid pony, the faster I get can away from all you nut bags.” Neoral cried. “I need more male friends…” 

“You want more dicks in you?” Tabitha asked as she starts prancing about, the Deerling felt in high spirits after her little performance. 

“If it makes you feel better, why not you put your dick in me huh? Will that shut you up?” Neoral asked while holding his head. “Oh my god…I’m begging to get plowed by a psycho Deerling that has horns…is this what rock bottom is.” 

“Having sex with me is rock bottom? Really?” Tabitha stopped moving, her ears twitched. “I will have you know Neoral…” Looks back at him, eye twitching. “I will do things to you that will make you question your sexuality…” 

“HELLO? HELLO? IS ANYONE OUT HERE? WE JUST SAW THAT LARGE EXPLOSION?” 

“Holy shit is that the sound of who I think it is?” Neoral gasped. Tabitha could tell that he was relieved that something was disturbing them from their conversation. He might think he was out of the woods, but Tabitha didn’t. She took a moment to look at his crotch…

“I think I heard the sounds of a bitch over here?” Tabitha heard the families voice of Ruby. She could never forget the sounds of the General of Emotions aka The Blue Mother. She was the most respected Pokemon in Arceus’s Army and possibly the most powerful Pokemon in the world…after her of course. 

“Hmm if I was possibly placing a name to the one you called “bitch” I would argue to say that it might have been from someone who is very scared…” 

“Sounds like Radiance is here.” Tabitha smirked as she walked towards where the voices were coming from. Visibility this morning was a little rougher thanks to the snow in the air but after a short time she found the two fox Pokemon that were the leaders of the once powerful armies. Ruby the cute Vulpix was wearing a brown scarf with cream stripes on it. While Radiance was wearing a pink knit hat and a small sweater with “Family” written on it. Tabitha smiled as she neared the pair, only stopping when they finally crossed paths. 

“Cute as always Radiance.” Tabitha bowed. 

“Oh, Tabitha you do not have to do that, I have long ago retired. Formalities are no longer required.” Radiance returned the gesture regardless. 

“You never stopped being my leader Radiance.” Tabitha spoke as she lifted herself up. Neoral was set down near Ruby who only rolled her eyes. 

“No bow for me Neoral.” 

“Bite me.” Neoral snapped. 

“Don’t tempt me Neoral, I’ll bury your face in the snow while I fuck you into submission.” Ruby smirked evilly. “Don’t worry, I’ll be nice, I’ll make sure there is a picture of your little fuck town nearby so you can cry to it while you whisper how sorry you are to it. Not because you’re getting fucked in the tailhole like the bitch you are, but because you know that he can’t satisfy you like I do.” Ruby snickered. “He has to give you a reach around, I don’t…” 

“Dear Arceus…you are soulless.” Neoral gulped and gets behind Tabitha. The Deerling wasn’t done with him yet, she and him had a score to settle, but revenge was a dish best served cold…which wasn’t hard to do considering how the weather was. 

“I’m sorry to be so pushy but can we please get inside, its cold out here and I do not have on my set of super cute winter clothing.” Tabitha pushed the issue. 

“Yes.” Radiance turned to Ruby. “Be nice to our guest, you were the one who couldn’t wait to see Tabitha and Neoral, talked all morning about it.” 

“I am nice…” Ruby turned her nose up. “It’s Neoral’s fault for getting me started…” 

“And you have to be the big Vulpix and be nice to Neoral.” Radiance pushed up against her mate. Tabitha wanted to roll her eyes but…she kind of wished that she had someone to be like that with. The image of Buck filled her mind…and then an image of him acting like Neoral reminded her why he was a sperm donor to her. 

“But I don’t want too…” Ruby groaned as she followed beside Radiance back home. Tabitha stopped paying attention and let her mind drift away, back to a moment long ago of when she felt that she missed out on her chance to find her “Ruby.” 




[ Azura Throne]

Tabitha had arrived at the meeting of the legends in her usual style, racing in headfirst. She was one of the first to arrive that morning, the big Xereas hated coming late, it meant that she would have to push her way through a lot of other Pokemon and would have to hear her partners talking about how she couldn’t show up on time. Funny part was all of those who talked a big game were always the ones late, but if you arrived after them you were the one that was late. So, she came early, found an ice patch of grass to graze over and watched all the other legends come in one after another. First was Latias, she arrived with her sickly-looking Marshal Elizabeth. 

“Eliza you have to eat.” Latias spoke as the dragoness tried to get her Marshal…pet to eat her food. Xerneas didn’t care much for charity cases and in her eyes, she should have left that runt out in the streets. The only thing she could possibly see that runt amounting too was a good fuck toy. 

“Tabitha can you help me convince Eliza to eat some food?” Latias asked while holding a small roll and piece of jerky. 

“Why should I eat…it won’t do me any good.” The pet barked. Tabitha rolled her eyes as the large stag looked for an excuse to stay out of this. This was why Latias shouldn’t be a Commander, she couldn’t even control her Marshal. If you can’t control the one Pokémon who has pledged their life to you then how can you expect to lead a unit? 

“Why do you shut up and do what your told?” Tabitha snapped at the Eevee. Latias gasped but with a sharper glare at the dragon Latias didn’t say much else. 

“Shape up, both of you.” Tabitha spoke. “We are about to go to war; this meeting today will lay down the rule of the game and then things will get real. I hate working with youth…even less with babies. If I could have it my way neither of you would be here nor instead would be shining our soldiers’ poles…if you know what I mean.” 

“Tabitha…” Latias seemed to want to cry. 

“What do you think you’re doing speaking to her like that?” The pet had a voice. “She is your equal.” 

“She is not my equal, I have been part of this legion far longer than her and I didn’t suck a dick to get in.” Tabitha blew Fairy Wind at the pet blowing her back. “Don’t ever raise your voice to me again, else I might step on you.” 

“You are so mean— “Latias tried to speak but Tabitha stopped her.

“And you are too passive and nice. You will not win a war being friends with everyone, this is not that kind of game.” Tabitha was glad that Latias got here early, she needed a hoof up her ass and her mentor was failing to do that. “This kind of game you either leave them close to death or you finish the damn job. I know you are friend with the Shaymin over there…” Tabitha points at the Sky Shaymin that just landed and transformed back to its land form. 

“What does Meadow have to do with this?” 

“I’ve seen the way you look at her…not my kind of thing, it makes you seem weak.” Tabitha scolded.

“There is nothing wrong with liking a girl…is there?” Latias’s voice became lower. 

“Disgusting, but no…being in love makes you weak. It makes you hold back when you should be pushing forward, it clouds your judgement, it makes you slower, and it can get you or worst others killed on the battlefield.” Tabitha looked at Latias’s pet. “It gives some things in this world a fighting chance…when nature never intended for them too…” 

“Why are you so cold?” Latias asked, she seemed defeated. 

“Because I am the Pokemon of Life…” Tabitha got up and walked away, her point made.


Tabitha remembered sitting by herself for a while after that, she watched most of the rest of her teammates continue coming in, late as always. Radiance arrived in marvelous fashion as always, with crap all over her face and a look like she hasn’t washed for days. She would get so into her experiments that she neglected her own body. Pokemon of Knowledge and Light, a gift and a curse. 

Radiance was a lovely Diancia, the only known one of her kind. She was on the skinny side, with a very narrow middle and a large rock like butt under her. Her diamonds were unpolished and didn’t sparkle very much in the sun slight. She had black bags under her eyes and looked tired. Tabitha could tell that she was under fed and only ate just enough to survive. 

“Lady Radiance it’s good to see you.” Tabitha greeted. 

“Tabitha it has been a while, what are you doing now and days?” Radiance asked. 

“Lady Radiance I wish you would let me take care of you, at least let me polish your diamonds.” Kusima said while sitting next to the High Commander. Kusima was a beautiful Vaporeon that had been in Radiance service since Tabitha first met the Diancie. She was what that runt Eliza hopefully will be some day, obedient and goes out of her way to take care of her master. A good pet. 

“Yes, yes…another time Kusima, we have…um…what are we doing again?” Radiance asked with a almost robotic chuckle. Tabitha could tell that she was faking it, but she was going to go along with it. Radiance has been learning to show more emotion, it was fake, and everyone knew it, but they wanted to support her regardless. 

“We are here to negotiate with Ruby and her forces the terms of Arceus and Giratini’s war.” Kusima spoke. She was a good Marshal who knew her place. She supported Radiance, took care of her and spoke for her when she couldn’t speak for herself. Which sadly was more often than it should be. 

Kusima unlike her master didn’t under fed herself and looked very healthy. Her skin shined; her blues were popping out while her whites looked very white. She had a thick tail and a nicely thick behind. Tabitha wasn’t gay, but if she was…she would so fuck her. Yes, Tabitha liked to look but not touch. Kusima was said to be able to transform into a herm when needed…but Tabitha has never seen her with a dick and…if she had the chance, she wouldn’t mind taking a peek. Tabitha could admire something beautiful and Kusima was one of the most beautiful Marshals in the Legion. Almost more than the idiot she called her Marshal.

“Kusima haven’t you tried to clean your paws?” Tabitha asked. 

“I’ve tried Lady Tabitha,” Kusima said while holding up her forepaws. The Vaporeon’s paws were black, even her nails were darkened, the natural blue that her paws once were no longer could be seen. “But my paws are thinking are going to always be like this now, the consequences of doing calligraphy.” 

“Yes, magical calligraphy.” Radiance pitched in, the Diance almost seemed to magically turn on when the topic became interesting. “She has been messing with magically infused ink and the results are very, very good.” 

“Oh, Lady Radiance it’s not that special…” Kusima blushed. “My magic is nowhere near as powerful as yours or Lady Tabitha. You two are naturals.” 

“Well of course, you are a Vaporeon.” Radiance simply said. “But…I think with a little work we can work past that and make you so much more powerful. Your ink magic is a start. I am interest in your sculpture magic and what it can do when combined with your ink. The power to literally create our own army and move it anywhere will be what wins us this war.” 

“As long as I can still get my hoofs dirty, I will be happy.” Tabitha spoke while looking at the still blushing Vaporeon. Was this little creature really the key to their success? 

“Well they will see you coming Tabitha, you are after all…very tall.” Radiance said. Kusima sprayed some water onto her master’s body and started rubbing her down with a cloth. 

“Excuse me?” Tabitha asked as Kusima had her butt to her. The large deer rolled her eyes. “Eons! Why does Arceus like the little rebellious species so much?” 

“I’m right here.” Kusima slapped her tail down. 

“I kind of forgot that you were here, your butt takes up too much room.” 

“Tabitha be nice, Kusima is just trying to get me ready. As for you being tall…you are very tall and easy to see coming.” Radiance pets Kusima as she continued washing her. “I don’t deserve someone so nice.” 

“It’s my pleasure my Lady, I love taking care of you and you mildly treat me like a pet, which is better than some Pokemon…” Kusima looked back at Tabitha. 

“You are lucky that I never picked you to be my pet? Else you would be spending a lot of your time taking care of all my needs…like a pet should be doing.” Tabitha normally didn’t lose her cool but these eons…they were so rebellious. She didn’t like that Arceus made them in his image, plus he gave them his power, his multitype power. It has been documented a Eevee being able to use multiple different elemental attacks, and there has even been a seen care of that same Eevee being able to jump transform into different evolutions. Sooner or later their kind were going to try to take over she knew it. Just look at their kind…all they did was subdues Pokemon like her and then steal their power afterwards. Why else was Radiance acting so dumb around her, and Latias…she should just give her dick to that stupid furball already. She was unfit to lead anything.

“Does Kusima upset you?” Radiance asked as the Vaporeon was working on her backside. 

“No…at least when she’s around you open up a bit more.” Tabitha spoke. “Radiance after this is all over, I want to take some time to experiment more with my transformation formula, I think I am getting close to making its affect last. The other day I transformed myself into a Deerling again, and…I managed to get the size down this time so no 5-foot walking Deerling.” Tabitha chuckles. 

“Good.” 

“Can you say a bit more?” Tabitha asked. 

“You did good.” Radiance closed her eyes. 

“My leader…” Tabitha got up and started to leave. 

“Lady Tabitha.” Kusima spoke, the Vaporeon bowed her head. 

“What?” 

“I think you should get a Leafeon or Sylveon as your Marshal. They will help to balance you out.” Kusima bowed her head again. 

“I don’t trust your eons, why would I want one you as my Marshal?” 

“Because we are cute for one, and many take on some sort version of our master’s power. We are good at balancing out our master’s powers and are very loyal. You are the Queen of Stags and I know that you try with Buck, but he is not right for you. From what I heard…I think a Leafeon will be able to satisfy all of your needs and then some.” Kusima blushed. 

“What do you know about my needs!” Tabitha could smoke this eon right now for what she said. No one mentions her…” needs” and gets away with it. If she wasn’t Radiance’s damn Marshal. “You think that because your Radiance’s Marshal you can do what you want?” 

“No…no that is not true my Lady.” Kusima kept her head lowered. “You just seem so tense and…a good Marshal takes care of her Commander’s needs no matter what they are. And…I think that if you had a better suited Marshal you will be take care of like a queen should. You might look at us eons like we are evil and want to overthrow your kind but…that is the opposite of what we want. We love serving the legends, it’s a honor. And I know for a fact that when you find the right Marshal you will love them dearly and they will love you too.” Kusima lifted her head, her eyes were reddened. “Please Lady Tabitha…learn to trust others, you are too beautiful and too caring to be by yourself.” 

“…….” Tabitha didn’t speak anymore but instead started walking. Thank Giratini she left that dildo of a Marshal of her’s at home. When she got home…oh brother what was she thinking, the only thing he was good for he couldn’t even do well. Oh, so useless…

CRASH

“Ooohhhhh….” 

“Ouch…what where you’re going!” Tabitha was seeing stars for a moment. 

“Sorry, I was in such a rush I wasn’t paying attention—” 

“Shut up, don’t talk to me.” Tabitha was upset from what Kusima had said. She got up and noticed something blue and cream-colored standing near her. Looking down she noticed it was…. a Keldeo.

“I’m sorry….” 

“Wh…wh-what is your…name?” Tabitha’s tone became softer as she stared at the colt people. Since when did such a Pokemon roam in their ranks?

“My name is Dynamo miss…” 

“Oh, please I am not a Miss, just a call me Tabitha…” 

“Oh, your Tabitha, Ruby told me about you during our pep talk.” Dynamo smiled. “Your cuter than what I thought.” 

“Oh, thank you…” Tabitha couldn’t believe she was blushing, what was wrong with her. He said Ruby and pep talk, he was on the other side. She was possibly going to have to blow this Keldeo…oh no nothing like that…gross. She gets blown, not the other way around…

“I really hope we do not have to fight one another.” Dynamo said, the cute little Pokemon’s eyes shined. “I am not sure how I will do fighting someone who is as skilled and cute as you.” 

Oh Giratini…she could so blow this cute pony…damnit she wanted to get laid now. 

“I’ve got to get going, Ruby has told me that I had to be at the joint meeting on time.” Dynamo bumps noses with Tabitha and then takes off. Tabitha stared at his ass all the way until he arrived at the large meeting area on the other side of camp. She felt her heart still beating in her chest. 

“Aww is someone in lo—” Tabitha a familiar voice speaks from behind, but she wasn’t going to have her moment ruined. 

“Shut up Karis!” 

“Awww…. I just wanted to say hi.” The Darkria groaned as he passed Tabitha in route to the same spot as Dynamo…

Tabitha rolled her eyes, she’ll catch up, it wasn’t like she was in a rush anyway. But that Keldeo…. Dynamo…he might be worth getting there early just to watch and admire. How did someone so cute, so handsome so…lovely…no that wasn’t the word, so strong…. who cares he was perfect? Tabitha began walking in the direction of where he was at, her heart would guide here to her dream colt…