Chapter 4 The General of Emotions, The Commander of Logic, Friends through it All “No! Forget it Ruby, I will not help you anymore…at least for this year.” Neoral’s hands were shaking as the Jirachi tried to sip on some of his tea. “Aww Neoral…come on, can’t you help an old friend out?” Ruby asked, the adorable blue Mew was sitting with her legs opened. She didn’t mind showing off for her Jirachi friend, he was so easy to tempt into doing anything she wanted. Sometimes she wondered why he even tried to fight her and just start their conversations with, ‘So how can I service you today my lady?’ “Fuck you.” Neoral crossed his arms. “You want to fuck me…?” Ruby puts down her cup of tea and rubs her paws up against her thighs. “I think I can spare a few minutes of my time…I mean, Ribbon is out right now having naughty, naughty sex with her little herm girlfriend. Angelblade is most likely nose deep in that pussy of a girlfriend of her’s and my other daughter-. “ “Fenzura is a boy.” “Before I was rudely interrupted! My DAUGHTER of an Vulpix that is really a Mew but sticks it to his mother at every turn…SON is most likely nose deep in some tail hole right now…or dancing on the table’s at Elizabeth’s or worst dressing up in some maid outfit and letting some paying customer push a coin up his tail hole-“ “Ok stop it!” Neoral holds up a hand. “You are even more bat shit crazy than usual.” “I know…I mean you are not even trying to mount me right now…my game is off.” Ruby groans. “Damnit...My game must be off really badly.” “You think that I might just have grown immune to your control?” Neoral asked. Ruby looks at the Jirachi, his serious face…and just starts laughing. “Oh Neoral….Neoral….oh… are you actually serious?” Ruby laughs harder. “Oh my Arceus you really are serious…You think you can resist my charm? Your so cute.” “I’m not Chip, that is not going to work on me.” Neoral glared. “I fucking…hate you.” “And that is why you can’t resist me Neoral.” Ruby licks her paw and rubs her thighs again. “When the chips are on the table, and my best is against your best…you will go full tilt and lose, every…. single….time.” “Get the fuck out of my HOUSE!!” Neoral’s eye twitched. “And go where?” Ruby asked, the Mew still felt confident that she could convince the Jirachi to let her stay at his tent for the day or two left of the semester. “You can transform into any Pokemon Ruby.” Neoral’s hand was shaking so much that his tea cup was clattering against the small plate he had it on. He was struggling to keep his cool…. good. “Ok and…?” “Are you that stupid?” Neoral puts the tea cup down. “Tell me Neoral, do you want me to use my Pachirisu form on you, or should I use my Espeon form?” “Why do you have to go down that route…” “You will let me stay here, and in exchange I’ll be nice enough to let you keep your balls when we have sex. Because it has been way to long since you’ve seen them and I’m tired of always having to be on top. A queen can only want to sit on the throne some much before she wants her king to rule a little bit.” Ruby’s tail slapped the floor. “You are such a bitch.” Neoral sips his tea. “Save it for the bedroom.” “That or we could push these cups out of the way and do it here.” “And break your nice china?” Ruby did rather enjoy Neoral’s taste in dishes. “You’re still trying to clean up the stain Aqua left.” “Damnit… your right…and I put at least two to three cups of sugar…” “Arceus you’re such a pussy.” Ruby groaned at how Neoral was acting. She loved him more when he stuck it to her, he was so hot when he put her in her place. “Fuck your stupid rug.” “Hand made Ruby, hand fucking made.” Neoral puts his cup down again, there was nearly nothing left. “This is a one of a kind.” “You say fuck to me one more time…I swear I will PEE on it like a damn dog.” Ruby wanted to get the Jirachi mad again. “Granted you might just like that, I know how you get when you see a cock in front of your face. You have that cute little expression like, ‘I want your big, red, piece of meat in and around my mouth…oh please rub it all over my cheeks and spray your thick puppy gravy all over my face…and into my mouth. Ooooohhhhh.” “I’m going to…I’m going to pretend I didn’t hear that.” Ruby heard Neoarl say over the sounds of her laughter. Oh it was so easy to get Neoral all roused up…it was hard to believe that only General that Ruby honestly believed could defeat her in honest combat could be such a pussy…hard to believe that at one time he was their leader…oh…pussy. “Honestly Neoral…there is no way I ever could lose to someone like you…” “Your one hell of a cocky little kitty.” Ruby noticed that snapped the Jirachi out of what ever trance he was in just now. Maybe there was a backbone in there after all. Even a bitch could be taught to show her teeth every once in a blue moon. “Hmmm…so you do have a dick…maybe in a few years your balls will drop.” “Oh don’t worry Ruby…when my balls drop I’ll let you choke on them.” Oh…well maybe tonight wasn’t going to be boring after all…Ruby already felt like she was getting turned on seeing Neoral like this. The Mew bared her teeth. “That’s’s the Neoral I want to see…” Knock, knock. “Hmmm…I wonder if that is some big hunk of a dog coming over for a booty call. I know how you love getting stuffed like a turkey Neoral…” Ruby snickered. “Maybe I can join in, pig roast ya.” “You’re really working on that ticket out of here!” Ruby giggled as the Jirachi floats from his sitting pillow. She couldn’t help but purr at the sight of her friend’s little red herm cock sticking out. Despite his best efforts, she knew just how to turn him on. And maybe later she will see just how much she could get out of him, seeing how he doesn’t take care of himself all the time…a true shame. There is nothing wrong with a little self-pleasure every now and then. “Oh come on Neoral, you know you love it when I’m around. I keep you active.” “You keep me insane that is for sure.” Neoral said. Ruby quickly transformed into her Vulpix form, modeled after her son’s Fenzura’s pix form. She was a firepix with a black collar around her neck…the same one that Snow her former lover gave her long ago. Ruby didn’t wear the bows like Fenzura did, but she did try to mimic some of the sassiness that her son Fenzura liked to show off. “Are you kidding me??” “Who is at the door Neoral?” Ruby got up and walks the short distance to the door. She was greeted by a gust of cold wind and the aroma of something…sweet. The scent of an fairy type or at least something related to one. Though it wasn’t until Ruby looked at who was there that she felt a very familiar sense…something she hasn’t felt for a long time. “Hello to you too Neoral,” A gentle voice spoke from the door way. Ruby walked to Neoral’s side to get a better view of the Pokemon there. A cute Eevee greeted her at the door way. “Oh, Ruby you look…. like you are doing very well.” “Radiance, this is a bit unexpected. I wasn’t expecting you to look this way, nor come by at such an odd hour or time…really unannounced.” “I hadn’t received your invite, to your holiday party, so I decided to find out why.” The Eevee points past the two legendary Pokemon. “I smell tea, may I?” “Of course.” Ruby says. “It’s my house.” “I know, please warm up some more tea for our guest.” Ruby guides the eevee into the tent. She smirked while passing Neoral, the thrill of upsetting him was in of itself rewarding enough. “I swear Ruby, one of these days….one of these days…” “You have been saying that for the past 200…no…252…I believe…yes 253 years, 23 weeks…157 days and…hmmm I can’t put my paw on the hours, minutes and seconds right now….” Radiance said while walking over to the small sitting table. “Just saying.” “Dear Arceus! I hate it when you two get together.” Neoral floats quickly over to his kitchen and began heating more tea. While he was gone Ruby took a moment to admire…study Radiance as it had been so long since they last saw one another. “When did you get in to jewelry?” Ruby noted as the Eevee had a large gold crescent around her neck, along with 2 long pink diamond ear rings on her ears that went down to nearly her neck. From what it looked like, they didn’t bother Radiance as she walked around. “I have always had these Ruby, just wearing them slightly differently now and days.” Radiance kept her eyes on the Vulpix-Mew. Ruby noticed how cute her eyes were, all red-pinkish. “You of all Pokemon should know that you can’t change can’t everything.” “I guess your right…” “Yep.” The Eevee continued looking at Ruby, her big eyes seemed to be studying her… “Have you always had that little bit of pink in your fur?” Ruby couldn’t stop staring at her chest fur. It really brought out the color in her eyes. “Yes.” The simplest of answers. “Somethings never change do they, you have always been and always will be straight to the point.” Ruby sighed. “Why say more than what is needed.” A Radiance answer if ever… “You haven’t changed.” Ruby couldn’t help but look a little annoyed. It has been years since they last saw one another, and she had so much to talk to her old friend about and once again it was almost like speaking to a wall. “I think I look pretty different Ruby.” The Vulpix’s ears twitched, she couldn’t help but feel a little silly by that answer. “You’ve always been so hard to talk to.” Ruby groaned. “I just want to have a normal conversation.” “Ruby…” Radiance began, her eyes seemed to drift over to the kitchen then back to the Vulpix. “Normal is what one perceives it to be. In reference, this is how our conversations usually are.” “Are you really trying to say, that this is normal!” Ruby asked, her tails twitched. “Yes.” “You know you are a piece of work, right? At least say more than one-word answers.” Ruby had hoped that when she saw the little Eevee she would be a bit more animated. Eevee’s were supposed to be animated and emotional, not robotic. Radiance was and could be more than she was acting right now. “If the answer requires it. So…yes.” Ruby heard a little giggle from her old friend. “I love you Radiance.” Ruby giggled back. She had missed her old friend so much, their conversations were always the best. “You too Ruby.” Radiance giggles. “I love you too.” “Why can’t you talk like that to me.” Neoral floats back in with the serving tray in hand. He sits down a cup of tea for both girls before floating away. “I’m going to let you two catch up, don’t make a mess. Still cleaning up after Aqua…what does that girl eat?” “Sea plants and small fish, most likely Remoraid and Goldeen as she needs a valid protein source.” “You’re a robot, you know, that right?” Neoral respond. “Sometimes I wonder if you even have a soul in there. “Don’t talk about Maggy like that Neoral. Her soul is very adorable, I did make it.” Radiance smirks at the Jirachi. “You know you’re going to lose this argument. I’m saying more than one word right now.” Radiance winks at Ruby. “Not as robotic as you might think Neoral. Put some respect on her name.” Ruby chuckles. “I hate you both, so, so, so much.” Neoral took a deep breath. “If you make a mess, clean it up, I do not want to wake up in the morning to find the place trashed.” “Yes Neoral.” Both girls say together. “I need more male friends in my life.” “So how are the pups?” Radiance asked Ruby after Neoral had gone to bed for the night. Ruby felt a bit uncomfortable answering this question, she wasn’t always on the best terms with her children. “You should know how they are, I told you in my last letter, they have been doing well.” Ruby hoped that she could dodge answering her old friend’s question. “You can be honest with me Ruby. Saying that they are doing well is not answering my question, even if it seems like it will.” Radiance poured herself a bit more tea. The Eevee’s big red-pinkish eyes flashed for a moment. “I mean, I can say that my little ones Signer and Azura are doing ‘fine’ but that is not a very fulfilling answer.” “Oh, my Arceus, if I give you a better answer, will it shut you up? No offense but you are sometimes so long winded.” “I like to be thorough Ruby, you could learn to do the same sometimes.” Radiance sipped her drink with a little smirk. Ruby’s cheeks inflated. “Hmm, this tea is…fantastic. I must teach Maggy how to make this.” “Seriously Radiance?” “No, no Ruby.” The Eevee pats the table gently. “Please answer the question, what have your pups been up to?” “That’s a different question!” Ruby barked. Coolly Radiance takes another sip of her drink. “Same question, I simply rephrased it.” “Why am I your friend again?” Ruby blew warm air over her drink. “Neoral askes the same of you, and yet you two love one another like brother and sister…well a brother and sister who like to mate with one another. I am not sure if you are into incest, but then again you do not have any siblings. Granted there is Mewt-“ “Don’t mention that abomination!” Ruby snapped. “One that you and Giratina created might I add.” “Sorry, I was playing with soul magic back then and couldn’t help but base my research off the only other Pokemon in this world that is as powerful as me.” Ruby heard her friend take a deep breath. “Despite me knowing that you are hoping to get us off topic, which you won’t, I do feel obligated to say I am sorry once again. The war brought the worst out of all of us, it made us do things to our friends, siblings, and those close to us that we later regret. But Maggy was born as a result, she is so pure of heart.” “Right and you created that abomination…should have killed it…can’t believe that thing is even my clone.” Ruby looked outside at the half moon, the image of a large creature that looked a lot like her flashed through her mind. The memory of being pinned against a wall…a paw pressing all its weight against her neck…the feeling of something trying to tear her mind apart… “Ruby!” Radiance called to the fox. “What?” Ruby pats her forehead, it was damp. “Are we good?” “I am not trying to burn you alive, am I?” The Vulpix took a deep breath. “This is true. Good.” Radiance sips her tea. “Now can you please answer my question.” “You are a piece of work, you know, that right?” “Funny Signer and Azure say the same thing from time to time.” Radiance finished her tea. “Neoral is very good at making tea, I must ask him for his recipe sometime. I feel as though I can taste the magic behind his work, interesting…” “How are the boys doing?” Ruby asked while finishing her own cup, it was a bit cold now and had an odd taste to it. “I spoke with Azure this morning, we had a very thrilling conversation about his magical skills. He is so talented, you should see how he able to manipulate the mana in the air. I won’t bore you with all of the details, I know how you don’t like to hear it.” “No, no, please fill me in.” Ruby couldn’t help but yawn. “I am not sure if I should take that yawn as a means of sarcasm?” Ruby rolled her eyes playfully at the Eevee. “Its good to have you back Radiance.” Ruby looked at the Eevee with a soft expression, she didn’t know until now how much she missed her old friend. It was so hard to believe that two hundred years ago the two of them stood across from one another on that battlefield… “You know you love me Ruby.” Radiance giggled. “General of Emotions, leader of Arceus’s Army.” “Well for some reason I can not get enough of you Radiance, you do something to me.” Ruby murred, the feeling of being around her best friend again…it just felt so…right. “Commander of Logic, leader of Giratini’s Legion.” Ruby took a small breath; her heart was pounding within her chest. Why did being around Radiance again make her feel odd things within herself. Even Snow didn’t make her feel this way when they were a thing. Laying her paws on top of the small table, the Vulpix leaned over the small table…inching in closer and closer to the adorable Eevee she has shared so much time with… “No, no Ruby…not yet.” Ruby felt a paw touch the top of her head. Looking up, Ruby stared into her friend’s eyes…why didn’t she want her? A simple kiss on top of her warm forehead was all the Eevee seemed to want to give. “But why?” Ruby lightly wipes her eye, why was it wet? “You need to let go of something first Ruby.” Radiance said simply before returning Ruby to her seat. The Eevee’s eyes seemed anxious as if she wanted to say…or do something else. “What? What do I have to give up?” Ruby pressed her paw against her heart, its beating against her chest didn’t ease her tension. The feeling of her special gold tag pressing against the side of her paw… “Enough for tonight, time to get some sleep.” “What?! But we…” Ruby’s feeling was becoming uneasy. “We’ve waited two-hundred years Ruby, one more night will not hurt either of us.” Radiance rose from her seat and pats the Vulpix’s back. “I am sure you can go at least one more night feeling a bit blue balled.” “You’re a piece of work!” Ruby’s ears dropped. “Neoral deserves a little pay back, even if he doesn’t have the balls to do it himself. Someone has too.” Radiance slaps Ruby’s butt with her bushy tail. “Good night. You can sleep on the throw pillow.” “What? First your blue ball me, insult me, then take the guest bedroom?” The air around Ruby became heated. “I am the guest. You basically live here, am I right, my adorable little kitty…though you make such an adorable vixen?” Walking away the Eevee flicked her tail happily. “When you let go…you can join me in my room Blue Kitty. Keep the covers all warm and toasty as we make good use of them. I’ll even be kind enough to indulge in your favorite little fetish. Even if it’s a bit messy, I’ll do it just for you.” Ruby was treated to the giggles of the cute Eevee as she walks into her room. Ruby rolled her eyes and walks over to her ‘bed’ for the night. Laying down the image of two Pokemon sitting on a beautiful sunset beach came to mind… “Speaking of fetishes…I never thought Ribbon would share the same one I love so much…Even if she is Suicune reborn…she’s still my sweet, sweet Ribbon”