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" Hey fission, can I get a ___?"
'Enjoy your gift!'
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Nox Leaves.
"Quit asking so much, damn."
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"Nope."
"You lazy bitch get it yourself".
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>More arguing, thievery induring, etc etc
Try to get messages from Nox to Fission.
Fissions raegin.
> Eventual turning-on of /item command, which gives the players item they want.
> This is easier on player and admin alike.
etc
etc
etc
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because he has no ride.
Does not have computer for one day, 16 hours.
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> /item command gone
> Pain is back on, making building large/tall hard
> Server full of fission's twitterfriends
> Twitterfucked server still called 'most server ever', which relates to OUR GROUP AND OUR GROUP ONLY.
Argues more, barricades self in own house.
Essentially ignored, goes off to grab what were, at a time, stashes I left
( a hole in the graveyard I built had a zelda-esque chest of treasure. )
Returns to house, fission now tries to bother me saying bull like 'u mad'.
Use lighter on the wood I provided on house as barricade to get him away.
> RabbitDoubt is now a Guest.
Apparently, all I can do is walk around. I can no longer open doors or break/place blocks.
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Merely because I do not know how to create a server (or probably not enough space for a good one),
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> stolen 'most __ ever'. My boyfriend made this statement first.
> Become the biggest asshole I have ever known.
> Flooded the server made for friends with whoever the fuck clicks 'like' and 'follow' on his social networking shit.
To play with my friends in multiplayer is the only reason I spent 15 dollars to buy Minecraft.
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