Yosh's diaperless Disaster

A/N: Yosh is property of Yosh-E-O.

 It all started as a rather usual day for Yosh. The Little Green Duck-Dragon hybrid hung up his clean diapers and shirts to dry after washing them. His friend, Dawnbreak Horizon was off on another business venture for the morning.

 Yosh yawned and stretched as he sat down on his padded rear. He finally got all of his clothes on a makeshift clothesline spanning from one tree to another, save the diaper he was wearing. The little guy spent all morning hanging them up.

“It's a Good thing I had one clean diaper left.” He said, patting the diaper he was wearing.

 Yosh got up and looked at the nearby pond. Since his diaper was waterproof on the outside and he wouldn't mind a nice swim, he took a running start and dove into the water. As elegant as a swan, Yosh swam in circles around the bottom of the pond.

 Yosh stopped himself underwater and straightened his back. Bending his legs and quickly thrusting them down and did an amazing loop de loop. He did it so fast, he actually swam out of his diaper. Upon seeing it float there and looking down at himself, Yosh blushed and slipped his diaper back on.

 Yosh broke through the surface of the water so fast, his whole body shot out of the pond. Climbing out and shaking the water off his body, Yosh noticed something very different about the meadow he was in. It didn't change to any Silent Hill level extent, but something was missing. He just wanted to throw on a shirt before he, wait a minute, that was it! His clothes were missing!

“Kazootles!” Yosh cursed.

 Yosh nervously looked around, hoping a simple gust of wind moved his clothes not too far away. However, he could not see a single other garment of clothing. As he stood there, wondering what happened to his diapers, something shot out of the pond. It was a fishing line with 2 hooks attached to the end. The 2 hooks dug themselves into the back of Yosh's diaper's waistband and pulled back.

 Yosh felt something tug at his diaper and looked at his padded rear. He blushed when the hooks pulled his diaper down and exposed his bare rear. Yosh quickly pulled his diaper back up and felt the hooks pull harder, slowly pulling him along with it.

 Yosh took several steps forward, but his feet were dragged backward. He attempted to take out the hooks, but they were too deep in his diaper to pull out. The Hooks pulled back hard, stretched the back of his diaper out and showing his white tail. Yosh once again tried to move forward, but the hooks pulled back even harder, so much, they actually pulled him back into the pond.

 Yosh flailed his arms around underwater, trying to find something to grab onto. The walls of the pond offered little in the way of ledges as Yosh was pulled down further. Looking down, Yosh could see the hook dragging him down into a pitch black hole. Yosh frantically tried to swim upward, but he was eventually pulled into the darkness.

 And that's when things went loopy. Yosh was suddenly out of the water and was falling down a hole. Looking down, he could see bright lights underneath him. Was he going to die? Was it the end for the diapered duck dragon?

 Thankfully, it was not. Yosh landed on a small blimp of some kind. Yosh marveled at the large metropolis beneath him, a city resembling a 1960's city. On the streets, Short dragons of various clothing wandered about, minding their own business.

 Unfortunately, this didn't change the fact that the hooks were still pulling at Yosh's diaper. Yosh almost wet himself as he began slide off the side of the blimp, being pulled by the hooks. Thankfully, the little duck dragon grabbed one of the rungs holding the blimp together. That didn't stop the hooks however…

 The hooks continued pulling so much, that Yosh's diaper was stretched out to a length he thought was impossible. His rear was fully exposed and the sides of the diaper dug into his hips as they were like strands of rope. Yosh heard the stitches in his diaper's fabric begin to break, as if his diaper was going to tear.

 The Rung Yosh held onto broke free from one of it's anchor points. Yosh lost the grip on his left hand and was stretched out like a clothesline between his right hand and the hooks. More and more stitches ripped from the fabric. And then suddenly…

 RIP!

 The sides of the diaper were torn free and Yosh felt the soft fabric leave his pelvic area. He didn't have time to be embarrassed, as the other anchor point broke and the rung fell from the blimp, Yosh going down with it. He might have actually died if he didn't land in a dumpster right underneath him.

 Digging himself out from all the rubbish, Yosh poked his head out of the bin to see where he was. He was in an alleyway in the city. He could see several Dragons, no taller than himself, walk past. Yosh had never seen so many short dragons before.

 Yosh began to climb out of the dumpster when he noticed the distinct lack of padding on his rear. He blushed upon realizing he was naked. Princess Celestia always told him as a baby to never run around without his diapers. Unfortunately, he didn't have that choice right now.

 Yosh looked around for something to cover himself with as he worked out what to do. He had to find the hook that dragged him to the city, it was most likely the one who took his other clothes as well. Then he would have to find a way back up to the pond.

 Yosh's eyes caught something in the dumpster. It was a pair of briefs with blue outlines and duck prints. Yosh, having taken an interest in the garment, picked it up to examine it. It was only slightly dirty from the dumpster, why was it thrown away? Yosh looked at the rear part of it and discovered the bit above the tail was ripped. If he slipped it on, it would slip right off again.

 Despite this, Yosh slipped the briefs on anyway. Holding up the undies with one hand, Yosh looked through the dumpster again. Yosh found what he was looking for, a paper clip. Stabbing the one bit in the back of his undies, he was able to close the gape above his tail and it was now suspended by itself.

 Though he was no longer naked, Yosh still needed some additional coverage. Once again looking through the dumpster, Yosh found an old beat up trench coat. He slipped it on and climbed out of the dumpster.

 Closing the trench coat, Yosh left the alley and began walking down the street, doing his best to blend in. Despite a few occasional looks given to him by the other dragons, Yosh was not bothered by any of them. Yosh missed the comfort of his diaper and hoped he would find them soon.

 Suddenly, something caught his eye. It was the hooks, with his ripped diaper still attached to them. The Hooks dragged the diaper around the corner, out of sight. Yosh quickly followed it around the corner and saw it get pulled down some kind of underground vent. Yosh went over and managed to lift the vent up and set it to the side.

 Using an access ladder, Yosh carefully climbed down into the darkness. A Burst of steam shot out of a nearby pipe, blowing up his trench coat and revealing his briefs. Yosh yelped as it did and quickly descended the ladder until his feet touched down on a cold slimy floor.

 Inside was a room filled with pipes, many cris-crossing over others. Yosh got on his knees and began to crawl under the pipes. As he scanned the room, searching for his diaper, a belt loop on his trench coat caught a value on one of the pipes. Pulling on it, a loud hissing sound could be heard.

 Looking behind himself, Yosh saw bits of steam blowing out of the pipes. Was this normal? Apparently not, as a value was shot off it's pipe by another burst of steam. Yosh crawled faster underneath the pipes ahead of him. The grate he crawled onto, which he didn't see, then collapsed under his weight.

 Yosh fell briefly before his trench coat got caught on some broke extruded pipes. He briefly sighed with relief before he heard more stitches breaking. The old trench coat was ripped off from the little duck dragon and Yosh fell once again.

 Yosh fell into a pool of water bottom first. He easily swam to the surface and to the edge of the above water segment. Climbing out, Yosh's briefs sagged slightly, as they weren't waterproof like his diapers.

“I wonder if Spike ever wore briefs? He'd probably just burn them because he's too big for it.” Yosh said.

 Yosh opened the door across from him and found a room with a big fan in the wall, a railing that lead to a small waterfall across from it, and a few more pipes. What caught his attention was the hooks with his diaper slowly going up another ladder. Yosh quickly dashed towards the ladder before he realized something.

 The Fan was on, and boy was it strong. Yosh was forced to hold on to one of the pipe to keep himself from being thrown over the railing. Soon, Yosh was lifted off his feet, which were now blowing towards the waterfall. Yosh held on tight, but unfortunately, his briefs didn't. Slipping off his legs, Yosh's undies were blown down into the waterfall. Blushing, Yosh held on until the Fan thankfully stopped due to overheating.

 The Little Duck Dragon blushed upon seeing he was naked again. Looking to his right, he saw the ladder the hooks went up. The Little Duck Dragon climbed up the ladder, stopping at the top to make sure no one was looking. The ladder lead into another alleyway. Looking left, Yosh saw the hooks, still dragging his diaper, go through an open doorway.

 Carefully emerging from the vent, Yosh rushed over to the doorway and peaked inside to make sure no one was inside. It looked like some kind of shared building, where they usually contain doctor's offices, and other businesses. Didn't look like the kind of place you would want to enter unclothed, but Yosh had no choice.

 Creeping inside, Yosh rounded a corner and stared in awe at a beautiful mural on the wall. It was of 2 dragons reaching out to each other in front of a sun lit field. Before Yosh could admire the work of art, he could hear footsteps coming from the hall behind him. Yosh couldn't go that way, so he had to do some quick thinking.

 Spotting a Bowl of wax fruit on a small table, Yosh got an idea. Moving the bowl over in front of one of the dragons on the mural. Yosh then squeezed behind the table and positioned himself exactly like the dragon on the mural, the fruit covering his privates.

 A Mother Teal Dragon in a dull green trench coat and her baby white dragon girl. The baby wore a pink onesie that barely held in her thick diaper underneath. The Baby sucked on a pacifier as they passed by the mural.

“Ducky!” The Baby Said, pointing at Yosh, who was afraid his cover was blown.

“No honey, it's just a mural. Come on, we're going to be late for your check up.” The Mother said.

 After the 2 dragons left, Yosh sighed and got out of his position. Unfortunately, he was still naked. Yosh caught sight of the hooks and his diaper go down the hallway. Yosh rushed after and, turning the corner, saw it go under the crack of a pair of double doors. He crept over to the doors and gently turned the handle only to discover it was locked. How was he to recover his diaper?

 Just then, Yosh heard some kind of wheel sound. Hiding behind a chair, 2 Dragons in doctor's coats came by with a gurney.

“Dr. 13 will be upset if his specimen isn't fresh.” One of them said.

 Yosh noticed the lower shelf of the gurney was unused and covered mostly by the sheet. The doctors appeared to be locked in conversation. He had his chance.

“I assure you, this specimen is in the finest condition it ever was in.” The other doctor said.

 Yosh quickly crawled out from behind the chair and managed to get under the sheet and on the lower shelf of the gurney.

“It better be. The last time his delivery was bad, he regressed my brother.” The First Doctor said.

 The Doctors began wheeling the Gurney, with Yosh on the lower shelf, down the hall.

“Did this thing get heavier all the sudden?” The second doctor asked.

“Stop being a big baby.” The First doctor said.

“Baby?! Your the one whose diapered under that coat!” The Second doctor said.

“He made me wear it! If I didn't do as he said, he would have taken my thumbs!” The First doctor said.

 As they wheeled the Gurney through the door, Yosh could see into the other room. It was a large room, most likely used for demonstrations. What made him nervous was the large number of legs he saw, indicating a large audience.

 The Gurney was set upon the stage in front of all the spectators. Yosh worried about what to do when the sheet came off. Fortunately, something helpful was about to happen.

 In the surgery prep room, the odd Dr. 13 was getting ready. Dr. 13 was a short black dragon with indigo fins and an indigo belly. He taped on a pale blue diaper to go along with the pale blue scrubs he was wearing. The Good doctor had to wash his hands before proceeding with the demonstration.

 Going over to the sink, the doctor pressed on the dispenser's handle to get Hand sanitizer. However, nothing came out. Irritated, he pressed on it few more times with no results. Picking it up, he looked into the nozzle to see if something was blocking it. It was then the sanitizer shot out into his eyes.

 The Doctor recoiled backwards in pain. He slipped on the diaper he took off earlier and fell down. As he got up, he banged his head on the sink and brushed the part of his diaper that was between his legs against the sharp edges. The Diaper then hung down, like a loin cloth, severed from the front and back.

 As the dragon once again stood up, the sharp edges also cut the back of his scrubs and it also fell off. The Doctor opened his eyes, revealing red irritated eye balls. The Doctor walked towards the sink to try and splash some water on his eyes, but he slipped on his fallen scrub. He fell mouth first onto a bar of soap, which began to bubble in his mouth.

 Yosh sat down underneath the gurney. He hoped they wouldn't remove the sheet and expose him. His rear was starting to get cold from the lack of padding.

“Where is the doctor? Is he sick again?” The First Doctor asked.

“Don't be ridiculous, Dr. 13 is the healthiest Dragon I ever saw.” The Second doctor said.

 Just then, Dr. 13 slammed the doors to the demonstration room and everyone gasp. The Doctor resembled some kind of crazed individual with his ripped diaper, red eyes, and foaming mouth. All the doctors and spectators panicked and stampeded towards the exits. Yosh saw the hooks with his diaper go out a side door and, in the confusion slipped out from under the gurney after it. Dr. 13 saw a little naked Duck Dragon hybrid run past and wondered what the hell was going on before going back into the room he left to wash the foam out.

 Yosh went through the door to find himself in another alleyway. He saw the hooks pull his diaper into another doorway. Poor Yosh wondered how much longer this would last. Following it through the door, he saw the diaper get pulled through a hole in the wall. Thankfully, Yosh was small enough to squeeze in after it.

 Yosh saw it go through some kind of pink fabric and crawled through it. His arms went through 2 separate holes in the fabric while his head went through the large one. It was just then Yosh realized something.

 He crawled into a dress. A Long princess like dress. Confused as to what he was in, a Green Dragon with a director's cap entered the room.

“Oh thank lord, there you are. The shows about to begin.” He said.

“What?” Yosh asked.

“No time, come with me!” He said.

 Taking Yosh's hand, the Dragon lead him down the hall and the backstage of a theater. The Dragon tied Tosh to a post with a fake rope.

“Just stand here and look pretty, let the hero and Villain do the rest.” The Director said.

 Yosh went along with the director's suggestion. As long as they didn't rip off the dress, he was fine. Suddenly, a blue fire-like special effect shot up from the ground in front of Yosh. When it cleared, a White Dragon in a long dark blue cloak appeared.

“Princess Pink, your sacrifice will open the portal to the land of Purification. Once I cleanse this land of uncleanliness, I shall rebuild it in my image!” The Dragon said.

“Not so fast Doctor Stainless!” Another voice yelled.

 Suddenly, a young Violet Dragon in a green tunic with baggy white shorts and a red sword jumped onto the stage.

“Release the princess and I shall spare your life.” The violet Dragon said.

“Well, if it isn't Polaris the Knight. Tell me, are you happy you traded your armor for that diaper?” Dr. Stainless said.

“It's a pair of shorts!” Polaris hissed.

 Yosh had no idea what source material this play was based on, but he wanted to read it.

“This is your final chance. Release the princess or you will suffer.” Polaris said.

“I afraid this is your last chance, and you've wasted it. Now I shall give you a reason why you need that diaper.” Dr. Stainless said.

“It's a pair of shorts!” Polaris yelled.

 Dr. Stainless held his one hand up in the air behind a piece of dangling cloth that hid it from the crowd. A Stage hand dropped a foam black ball onto Dr Stainless' hand, who then threw the ball at Polaris to simulate an energy blast.

 Polaris hit the ball back at Stainless with his sword, bonking him in the head. Smoke began rising from a vent underneath Dr. Stainless. Once it rose to chest level, Dr. Stainless slipped backstage and a replica of his cloak with something under it was slipped in his place. Upon clearing the smoke, Polaris pulled the cloak off, revealing a small baby dragon in a cloth pinned diaper, painted to look like Dr. Stainless.

“Enjoy the daycare, doctor.” Polaris said.

 Stepping over the crying toddler, Polaris swiped his sword at the rope holding Yosh to the post, and a stage hand from backstage undid the rope, causing it to fall down.

“You are safe now Princess Pink, and with your aid, we can color this land with great diversity!” Polaris said.

 Yosh saw his diaper get pulled through the exit door.

“Pardon me sir.” He said, rushing past Polaris and through the door.

“Why does that happen to all my girlfriends?” Polaris asked.

 Yosh found himself in yet another alleyway.

“Why are there so many alley's in this town!?” He wondered.

 Seeing the hooks pull his diaper through another door, Yosh rushed in after them. He found himself in a large refinery filled with numerous machines. As Yosh moved forward, he tripped on the rim of the dress he wore. The left shoulder pad of the dress was ripped off by an extruded bolt. As Yosh got up, a suspension hook over head got the back neck of his dress and lifted him off the floor.

 Yosh struggled to get free, though it only resulted in tearing part of the dress' top free from the waist. As he was pulled past a railing, he grabbed hold of it as the hook continued to pull. Soon, the top of Yosh's dress was pulled from his torso, exposing his white belly and the little Duck Dragon fell to the floor. He was now clad only in the skirt.

 Yosh got to his feet and dusted off the skirt. Then he noticed the hem of the skirt got caught in the moving parts of another machine and was being pulled in. Yosh held onto his skirt as it began to tear. Yosh tried to pull his skirt free, not wanting to lose the last piece of clothing he had. In one quick motion, the machine ripped most of the skirt off Yosh. The only pieces left were a small flap in front of his crotch and a small flap over his rear, resembling a loin cloth.

 Recovering from this little incident, Yosh could see an open doorway. Inside the doorway was his diaper, dangling from the hooks. Yosh, finally within reach of his goal, rushed into the room. A cold breeze blew between his legs, blowing his loin cloth up, which he quickly pressed back down. Yosh moved closer to the diaper and snatched it from the hooks. Though it was ripped and could not be worn without safety pins, Yosh finally recovered his garment.

 Just then a spotlight shined on Yosh. He gasped and covered himself with his diaper. An Applause could be heard, which stunned Yosh and a strange dragon wandered into view. It was purple with a yellow secondary color. He wore baggy Jeans and a red vest over white shirt, a baseball cap and sunglasses.

“And there we have it! He made it!” The Dragon said, followed by a loud applause.

“What?” Yosh asked.

“You are on the coolest Prank show ever invented, PANTSED!” The Dragon said.

“WHAT!?” Yosh asked.

“We've been filming your little escapades around the city when we took your clothes. And thanks to you, we got ourselves another great episode.” The Dragon said.

“You took my clothes? Where are they?” Yosh asked.

“Well Baby Tarzan-” The Dragon started, tugging at Yosh's loincloth “To get your clothes back you have to go through THE HALL OF EMBARRASSMENT!”

“What's that?” Yosh asked.

“In this hall, there are 3 diapers. If you find the correct one within the time limit, you get your clothes back. But beware, 2 of them are fake embarrassment diapers. If you fail to get them in the time limit, you just have to dance around in a ballerina outfit for a minute and you get your clothes back anyway.”

“That isn't too much of a punishment.” Yosh said.

“We used to leave the contestant naked if they failed, but we got sued by the last contestant we did that to. We lost our old studio and now we have to film the show in this textile mill as a result.” The Dragon said.

“That, sounds nice.” Yosh said.

“Okay, you have 90 seconds to find the correct diaper.” The Dragon said.

“But don't I get a hint?” Yosh asked.

“85 seconds.” The Dragon said.

 Wrapping the ripped diaper around his head like a bandana, Yosh ran into the maze where the Dragon indicated the diapers were. Doing his best to keep his loin cloth from falling off, Yosh turned a corner into a green hallway. In the distance he saw a blank diaper laying on the table. Excited, Yosh rushed over and slipped it on over his loin cloth. Just then, red lights flashed.

 The diaper Yosh just put on started to expand. It became so large, his legs were forced apart. It continued to grow, soon lifting him off the ground and almost like a balloon-like bean bag. And as it got big enough to be used as a bowling ball by a giant, it popped.

 Yosh was back in his loin cloth as pieces of the diaper surrounded him. A Red light flashed.

“Wrong diaper.” The Dragon said.

 Yosh got to his feet and ran back down the hall. This time, he turned down a blue hallway. At the end of it, he saw another diaper. Once again filled with excitement, Yosh ran over and slipped this pair on under his loincloth. It wasn't expanding, so the little duck dragon thought he had won.

 Just then, he realized the diaper was somewhat diaper. Was it not his size? No, it was actually getting tighter. Within a few seconds, the diaper perfectly molded around Yosh's pelvic features before it resembled something of a thong. Yosh blushed as a result before the diaper ripped itself and fell off.

“Wrong diaper.” The Dragon said.

 Without much time left, Yosh rushed back down the hall and took a red hallway. He initially avoided the red hallway as red usually means bad, but he had no other options. Running down it, he could see another diaper. This one had Rarity's cutie Mark on it.

 Knowing that this was in fact his diaper, Yosh rushed towards it. Suddenly, plastic spears shot out of the wall Yosh passed. The Duck Dragon managed to avoid being hit by them, though they did pin the back flap of his loin cloth against the wall. Yosh kept moving forward, ripping the flap free and leaving his white tail exposed.

 Only about a few feet away from the table that the diaper was on, Yosh jumped up, took the rest of his loin cloth off in air, snagged the diaper as he flew past and put it on mid air before landing to his feet. A Loud applause was heard.

“With 5 seconds to spare, you win!” The Dragon said.

“Can I have my clothes back now?” Yosh asked.

 With that said, a massive pile of clothes fell on Yosh, burying him in it. His shorts, His Shirts, and most importantly, his diapers were all there.

“And that concludes another episode of PANTSED. Join us next week when we steal Daniel Tiger's Pajamas.” The Dragon said.

“By the way, do you know how I can get home?” Yosh asked.

“Sure.” The Dragon said.

 Pulling a switch, Yosh, and his clothes, were catapulted upwards by a spring platform. Going through a hole in the roof, Yosh was thrown through the large hole he entered this insane land through and back up through the pond. Breaking through the surface of the water, Yosh landed diaper first on the ground. His other clothes followed and scattered themselves around the nearby area.

“Yosh...” A Familiar voice said.

 Turning left, Yosh saw Dawnbreak Horizon, with one of his diapers on his head.

“I'm gone for an hour and you scattered your clothes all over the place? I thought you were going to wash them.” Dawnbreak said.

“I was but...” Yosh started.

“And why is that diaper wrapped around your head?” He asked.

 Yosh took the diaper off his head and got to his feet.

“You see, there was this hook, and it grabbed me by my diaper and pulled me down into the pond. It turns out theres a huge city of dragons down there and I lost my clothes. I followed the hook all over the place and it turns out it was part of some comedy show-” Yosh tried to explain.

“Look, it's been a long day, how about we gather these garments up and turn in for the night?” Dawnbreak said.

 Yosh sighed as he accepted that Dawnbreak wouldn't believe him.

“Okay.” He said.

 As Yosh got up, His diaper sagged. Blushing, Dawnbreak laid him down, removed his wet diaper, powdered his rear, and put the one the pony had on his head on Yosh's rear.

Meanwhile, back in the insane place…

 Dr. 13 walked down the side of the harbor. His medical demonstration was ruined. His diaper was ripped, everyone was terrified of him, and his patient had the wrong blood type. He wanted something happy to happen.

 Just them, something caught his eye. Drifting by the shore was a pair of duck print briefs. The Doctor liked the way the looked, so he took them out of the water. They were relatively clean, thanks to the prolonged water exposure, and a safety pin in the rear held them together.

 The Doctor slipped the wet undies on over his ripped diaper, which held it in place. Over a thick diaper, the briefs looked quite appealing. Of course, since they were wet, his diaper got a little more bulky, but it was ripped anyway so it didn't matter.

 Happy with his new look, the Doctor walked down the street, his tail swaying side to side while showing the world his poofy duck print briefs.