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His friend Amber joins him, and, well, you know the rest.", "description_bbcode_parsed": "Nervous about flying, Jack retreats to the lavatory. His friend Amber joins him, and, well, you know the rest.", "writing": "Jack fidgeted in his seat, staring out of the window as the plane took off. He’d ended up in the aisle seat, and to look outside he had to look past his best friend Amber. He was surprised by how calm she looked. He was about ready to rip the armrest off of his chair, and yet there was that red panda with a casual smile on her face, like the fact that they were about to leave the ground didn’t matter much to her. Or even crazier: like the fact that they were about to leave the ground made her happy.\n\n“This trip is going to be fantastic!” Amber said, bouncing in her seat as they passed through the clouds.\n\n“Yeah,” Jack said, barely able to acknowledge the comment. “Yeah.”\n\nTurning her head to the deer, Amber said, “You don’t look so good.”\n\n“That would make sense, I don’t feel so good either,” Jack responded.\n\nThe red panda wrapped an arm around the deer’s shoulders, and said, “It’ll be fine, you’re more likely to die in a car crash than in a plane you know.”\n\n“But I hate cars too!”\n\nFrom across the aisle an old badger looked up from her book and shushed them. Jack apologized and leaned forward, resting his head on the seat in front of him. Rubbing her hand along the deer’s back, Amber reassured him, “Everything’s fine.”\n\nJack perked up as soon as everyone was given permission to take off their seat belts. He stood up and said, “I’ll be right back, I have to hit the bathroom.”\n\nShuffling through the narrow aisle towards the back of the plane, Jack breathed a sigh of relief when he found that he was the only one headed towards the lavatory. As soon as he was inside the tiny room he looked up at the smoke detector. A smirk crossed his face as he reached down and unrolled a wad of toilet paper. He wetted the wad in the sink and stuck it to the smoke detecting box, then sat on the toilet and admired his handiwork.\n\nThe deer’s stomach was still uneasy as he pulled down his pants. He reached into his underwear, pulled out a lighter, then reached in again and pulled out a joint. Looking up once again at the modified smoke detector, Jack lit the joint and inhaled.\n\nJack snapped out of his daze when minutes later he heard a knock at the door. Frantically throwing what remained of the joint into the toilet and waving at the smoke in the air, the deer said, “Just a minute!”\n\n“Jack, it’s me,” Amber said. Upon hearing her voice the deer calmed down. “Are you alright in there?”\n\nAfter thinking for a second, he asked, “Is anyone else out there?”\n\n“What? Why?”\n\n“Yes or no?”\n\n“No, but—”\n\nJack unlocked the door. “Come in, close it behind you.”\n\nThe red panda did as she was told, though as soon as she was inside she closed her eyes and said, “Oh my god, pull your pants up. And what’s that smell? Jesus Jack, you’re not smoking weed on an airplane are you? That must be, like, at least three crimes.”\n\nThe pantless deer stood up and pressed a finger against Amber’s lips, while her eyes remained closed. “Shh, shh. I know it was stupid, but this whole flying thing’s really got me freaking out.”\n\n“You’re freaking me out, put your pants on.”\n\n“Oh, right,” Jack said, bending down to take hold of his pants. As he stood back up however, one of his antlers caught on Amber’s shirt. Neither of them noticed until it was too late, and the red panda ended up with an exposed chest and an unexpected faceful of clothing. She took a step back and leaned against the door as she pulled her top back into place, all the while Jack stood and watched.\n\n“What?” Amber asked, staring down her friend.\n\n“No bra?”\n\nThe red panda blushed behind her fur, and said, “Not today. I was thinking about it, but… oh, nevermind.”\n\n“No, what? Tell me,” Jack insisted, a dazed grin on his face.\n\n“I was thinking about joining the mile high club. With you. But that was before you stepped onto the plane and out of reality.”\n\nThere was a moment where neither of them said anything, and simply looked into each others eyes. Amber looked into Jack’s and wondered how much of him was there, and Jack looked into Amber’s wondering if he still had a chance. Breaking the tension, Jack said, “I mean, I’m not too high…”\n\nAmber scoffed and said, “I really hate you sometimes. But we’re really going to do it, aren’t we?”\n\n“I mean, do you still want to?”\n\n“Take off your pants, let’s do this.”\n\nThe two worked around each other to remove their clothes in the confined space without making too much noise. Jack kept track of his antlers, not wanting to snag Amber again and take her out of the mood. He did nuzzle her stomach with his nose however, getting a giggle out of the red panda.\n\nOnce they were naked, Amber sat Jack down on the toilet and knelt before him. He looked at her and smiled. He always liked the patterns of orange and white on her face. They were nothing extraordinary, but they were unique: they were her. Looking down farther, he saw her breasts. They were a lot like the patterns of her face: nothing that would stand out, but nothing that could be mistaken for someone else.\n\n“Hey, snap out of it,” Amber said, drawing his focus back to her face. “You look pretty stoned. Are you sure you can do this right now?”\n\n“Yes,” Jack said. “But first I have to do this.”\n\nHe extended a hand to her and booped her nose. She scoffed again, but this time she couldn’t help but grin. “Fantastic, I’m about to give a blowjob to a ten year old.”\n\n“We’re nineteen and you have a very cute nose.”\n\n“Just shut up and let me suck your dick already.”\n\nShe took the base of his cock in her hand and started rubbing it, getting him completely erect in no time. She rubbed her lips along the shaft, getting used to how it felt. She also caught the scent of his musk through the smell of weed. She found herself sniffing it out, pressing her nose into his sack.\n\n“Cut it out, that tickles!” Jack said in an excited whisper. He ran his hand along the top of her head, feeling her fur on his, equally fascinated by that and her nuzzling.\n\nTaking one last direct look at the deer’s penis, Amber wrapped her mouth around the tip. She closed her eyes, breathed in through her nose, and lowered her head. She tasted his cock and felt it press against the roof of her mouth. It was her first time feeling anything like it. She ran her tongue against his dick, feeling it twitch and pulse with each movement she made. The red panda lowered her head farther until she felt his cock poking at her throat, and the fur of his groin tickling her lips.\n\nJack let out quiet moans as Amber began to bob her head. He leaned back and let everything happen, lost between the worlds of sex and drugs and flying machines. Amber, much more conscious of the situation, did her best to keep quiet while still moving up and down on the deer’s hard dick. With one hand she rubbed his balls, and the other rested on his thigh.\n\nHe came with no warning. The spurt of semen shot into the back of Amber’s mouth and she pulled back, trying not to cough too loud. As soon as she swallowed she was able to breath again, and she used the breath to say, “Jack, next time you have to tell me when you’re about to do that.”\n\nThe deer grinned and raised an eyebrow. “Next time?”\n\n“Well, sure, there’s probably gonna be a next time.”\n\n“Ha, sweet, ‘cause I like the way you do that. Here, you sit down.”\n\n“Why?”\n\n“Because I, am a gentleman.”\n\n“You are most certainly not a gentleman, you are stoned out of your mind,” Amber said as the two switched places. The red panda sat down, and the deer looked her up and down, scanning her every detail. Amber waved her hand in front of his face, and said, “Hello? You there?”\n\n“Yes, and I just want to look at you for the rest of this flight. You’re beautiful and you’re naked.”\n\n“Oh be quiet,” Amber said, avoiding his eye contact.\n\nBefore the red panda realized what was happening, Jack ran his tongue along her pussy. In surprise she closed her legs on his head, accidentally holding it against her crotch. Even when she realized what was going on she didn’t let go. She held him there and he got in a few more licks.\n\nWhen her legs began to relax their grip, Jack went deeper rather than pulling back. Unable to contain herself, Amber moaned into her arm in an attempt to muffle the sound. The deer snickered, amused by the reactions he was getting and fascinated by the red panda’s vagina. There was hardly any taste, but he enjoyed the smell drifting up to his nose and the texture as he ran his broad tongue along the surface. The inside of her pussy was satisfyingly smooth, and the fur around it felt soft on his cheek.\n\nAmber took hold of the deer’s antlers and pulled him closer, pressing his muzzle against her and forcing his tongue to work its way deeper and deeper. At first he was uncomfortable with her grabbing his antlers, but he let it go when he realized that he trusted her more than anyone else.\n\nHis tongue grew tired, but Amber kept him held in place, and the deer couldn’t help but continue licking the red panda’s pussy. With each lick he tried to go deeper, tried to find some unknown area, and with each lick he just barely did. She continued to pull him closer and closer, and he didn’t hold back.\n\nAmber let go of Jack’s antlers and arched her back, pushing herself into the deer one last time before her orgasm. Both of them out of breath, Jack rested his head in Amber’s lap and Amber leaned forward to rest on Jack. They stayed like that, breathing heavily, until Amber said, “We should probably get back to our seats before anyone notices we were gone for too long.”\n\n“Yeah, probably,” the deer said as he stood up. The two put their clothes on, and Jack took the toilet paper off of the smoke detector. He tossed it into the toilet next to the half joint, and flushed it all down.\n\n“Hey,” Amber said, leaning against the door.\n\nYeah?” Jack asked, turning to face her.\n\nShe grabbed his head and pulled him into a kiss.", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "Jack fidgeted in his seat, staring out of the window as the plane took off. He’d ended up in the aisle seat, and to look outside he had to look past his best friend Amber. He was surprised by how calm she looked. He was about ready to rip the armrest off of his chair, and yet there was that red panda with a casual smile on her face, like the fact that they were about to leave the ground didn’t matter much to her. Or even crazier: like the fact that they were about to leave the ground made her happy.

“This trip is going to be fantastic!” Amber said, bouncing in her seat as they passed through the clouds.

“Yeah,” Jack said, barely able to acknowledge the comment. “Yeah.”

Turning her head to the deer, Amber said, “You don’t look so good.”

“That would make sense, I don’t feel so good either,” Jack responded.

The red panda wrapped an arm around the deer’s shoulders, and said, “It’ll be fine, you’re more likely to die in a car crash than in a plane you know.”

“But I hate cars too!”

From across the aisle an old badger looked up from her book and shushed them. Jack apologized and leaned forward, resting his head on the seat in front of him. Rubbing her hand along the deer’s back, Amber reassured him, “Everything’s fine.”

Jack perked up as soon as everyone was given permission to take off their seat belts. He stood up and said, “I’ll be right back, I have to hit the bathroom.”

Shuffling through the narrow aisle towards the back of the plane, Jack breathed a sigh of relief when he found that he was the only one headed towards the lavatory. As soon as he was inside the tiny room he looked up at the smoke detector. A smirk crossed his face as he reached down and unrolled a wad of toilet paper. He wetted the wad in the sink and stuck it to the smoke detecting box, then sat on the toilet and admired his handiwork.

The deer’s stomach was still uneasy as he pulled down his pants. He reached into his underwear, pulled out a lighter, then reached in again and pulled out a joint. Looking up once again at the modified smoke detector, Jack lit the joint and inhaled.

Jack snapped out of his daze when minutes later he heard a knock at the door. Frantically throwing what remained of the joint into the toilet and waving at the smoke in the air, the deer said, “Just a minute!”

“Jack, it’s me,” Amber said. Upon hearing her voice the deer calmed down. “Are you alright in there?”

After thinking for a second, he asked, “Is anyone else out there?”

“What? Why?”

“Yes or no?”

“No, but—”

Jack unlocked the door. “Come in, close it behind you.”

The red panda did as she was told, though as soon as she was inside she closed her eyes and said, “Oh my god, pull your pants up. And what’s that smell? Jesus Jack, you’re not smoking weed on an airplane are you? That must be, like, at least three crimes.”

The pantless deer stood up and pressed a finger against Amber’s lips, while her eyes remained closed. “Shh, shh. I know it was stupid, but this whole flying thing’s really got me freaking out.”

“You’re freaking me out, put your pants on.”

“Oh, right,” Jack said, bending down to take hold of his pants. As he stood back up however, one of his antlers caught on Amber’s shirt. Neither of them noticed until it was too late, and the red panda ended up with an exposed chest and an unexpected faceful of clothing. She took a step back and leaned against the door as she pulled her top back into place, all the while Jack stood and watched.

“What?” Amber asked, staring down her friend.

“No bra?”

The red panda blushed behind her fur, and said, “Not today. I was thinking about it, but… oh, nevermind.”

“No, what? Tell me,” Jack insisted, a dazed grin on his face.

“I was thinking about joining the mile high club. With you. But that was before you stepped onto the plane and out of reality.”

There was a moment where neither of them said anything, and simply looked into each others eyes. Amber looked into Jack’s and wondered how much of him was there, and Jack looked into Amber’s wondering if he still had a chance. Breaking the tension, Jack said, “I mean, I’m not too high…”

Amber scoffed and said, “I really hate you sometimes. But we’re really going to do it, aren’t we?”

“I mean, do you still want to?”

“Take off your pants, let’s do this.”

The two worked around each other to remove their clothes in the confined space without making too much noise. Jack kept track of his antlers, not wanting to snag Amber again and take her out of the mood. He did nuzzle her stomach with his nose however, getting a giggle out of the red panda.

Once they were naked, Amber sat Jack down on the toilet and knelt before him. He looked at her and smiled. He always liked the patterns of orange and white on her face. They were nothing extraordinary, but they were unique: they were her. Looking down farther, he saw her breasts. They were a lot like the patterns of her face: nothing that would stand out, but nothing that could be mistaken for someone else.

“Hey, snap out of it,” Amber said, drawing his focus back to her face. “You look pretty stoned. Are you sure you can do this right now?”

“Yes,” Jack said. “But first I have to do this.”

He extended a hand to her and booped her nose. She scoffed again, but this time she couldn’t help but grin. “Fantastic, I’m about to give a blowjob to a ten year old.”

“We’re nineteen and you have a very cute nose.”

“Just shut up and let me suck your dick already.”

She took the base of his cock in her hand and started rubbing it, getting him completely erect in no time. She rubbed her lips along the shaft, getting used to how it felt. She also caught the scent of his musk through the smell of weed. She found herself sniffing it out, pressing her nose into his sack.

“Cut it out, that tickles!” Jack said in an excited whisper. He ran his hand along the top of her head, feeling her fur on his, equally fascinated by that and her nuzzling.

Taking one last direct look at the deer’s penis, Amber wrapped her mouth around the tip. She closed her eyes, breathed in through her nose, and lowered her head. She tasted his cock and felt it press against the roof of her mouth. It was her first time feeling anything like it. She ran her tongue against his dick, feeling it twitch and pulse with each movement she made. The red panda lowered her head farther until she felt his cock poking at her throat, and the fur of his groin tickling her lips.

Jack let out quiet moans as Amber began to bob her head. He leaned back and let everything happen, lost between the worlds of sex and drugs and flying machines. Amber, much more conscious of the situation, did her best to keep quiet while still moving up and down on the deer’s hard dick. With one hand she rubbed his balls, and the other rested on his thigh.

He came with no warning. The spurt of semen shot into the back of Amber’s mouth and she pulled back, trying not to cough too loud. As soon as she swallowed she was able to breath again, and she used the breath to say, “Jack, next time you have to tell me when you’re about to do that.”

The deer grinned and raised an eyebrow. “Next time?”

“Well, sure, there’s probably gonna be a next time.”

“Ha, sweet, ‘cause I like the way you do that. Here, you sit down.”

“Why?”

“Because I, am a gentleman.”

“You are most certainly not a gentleman, you are stoned out of your mind,” Amber said as the two switched places. The red panda sat down, and the deer looked her up and down, scanning her every detail. Amber waved her hand in front of his face, and said, “Hello? You there?”

“Yes, and I just want to look at you for the rest of this flight. You’re beautiful and you’re naked.”

“Oh be quiet,” Amber said, avoiding his eye contact.

Before the red panda realized what was happening, Jack ran his tongue along her pussy. In surprise she closed her legs on his head, accidentally holding it against her crotch. Even when she realized what was going on she didn’t let go. She held him there and he got in a few more licks.

When her legs began to relax their grip, Jack went deeper rather than pulling back. Unable to contain herself, Amber moaned into her arm in an attempt to muffle the sound. The deer snickered, amused by the reactions he was getting and fascinated by the red panda’s vagina. There was hardly any taste, but he enjoyed the smell drifting up to his nose and the texture as he ran his broad tongue along the surface. The inside of her pussy was satisfyingly smooth, and the fur around it felt soft on his cheek.

Amber took hold of the deer’s antlers and pulled him closer, pressing his muzzle against her and forcing his tongue to work its way deeper and deeper. At first he was uncomfortable with her grabbing his antlers, but he let it go when he realized that he trusted her more than anyone else.

His tongue grew tired, but Amber kept him held in place, and the deer couldn’t help but continue licking the red panda’s pussy. With each lick he tried to go deeper, tried to find some unknown area, and with each lick he just barely did. She continued to pull him closer and closer, and he didn’t hold back.

Amber let go of Jack’s antlers and arched her back, pushing herself into the deer one last time before her orgasm. Both of them out of breath, Jack rested his head in Amber’s lap and Amber leaned forward to rest on Jack. They stayed like that, breathing heavily, until Amber said, “We should probably get back to our seats before anyone notices we were gone for too long.”

“Yeah, probably,” the deer said as he stood up. The two put their clothes on, and Jack took the toilet paper off of the smoke detector. He tossed it into the toilet next to the half joint, and flushed it all down.

“Hey,” Amber said, leaning against the door.

Yeah?” Jack asked, turning to face her.

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