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They were trapped.\n\nTap dancing dog: Oh no.\n\nBeta: Give up, and let us have sex with you.\n\nJust then, they all heard hissing from far away.\n\nGamma: What was that?\n\nClog dancing dog: I don't know. I'm starting to get scared.\n\nJazz dancing dog: Don't worry, honey. Nothing is going to get us.\n\nThen a voice echoed.\n\nConda: (echoes) Hello there.\n\nJazz dancing dog: Hello? Who's out there?\n\nThen they all saw a snake hanging from a branch. It was Conda.\n\nConda: Jusssst me.\n\nGamma: Um. Who are you?\n\nConda: My name issss Conda.\n\nTap dancing dog: Well, this is Finn. And these other dogs are Alpha, Beta and Gamma.\n\nConda: Tell me, what are you all doing out here sssso late at night?\n\nFinn: Well, we were minding our own business, but these guys started chasing us.\n\nBeta: It's true.\n\nConda: You know, that'ssss not very nicccce. Anyways, how you sssstay for a little ssssleepover.\n\nClog dancing dog: Um. Okay.\n\nConda: Then it'ssss settled. But first, look into my eyessss.\n\nThey all stared at each other. Then Conda started coiling around the dogs. When they woke up, they realized it was dark.\n\nTap dancing dog: Oh my. It's getting late. Thanks for the sleepover, Conda. But we must be going.\n\nConda: Oh. But you're all not going anywhere.\n\nThe dogs looked down. They saw they were all wrapped up in Conda's coils.\n\nJazz dancing dog: Hey. What's going on?\n\nConda: I want you to stay for dinner.\n\nClog dancing dog: I was hoping you'd say that. Wait, what's for dinner?\n\nConda: Oh. It's you.\n\nAlpha: What? Let us go.\n\nConda: I don't think sssso. Now how 'bout a nicccce hug.\n\nShe started started squeezing the dogs.\n\nTap dancing dog: Ow. That hurts.\n\nJust then, four other dogs came up.\n\nGreg: That's enough.\n\nThey all looked behind them.\n\nConda: Who daressss interrupt my ssssupper?\n\nPhil: We do.\n\nThe four dogs revealed to be the Lab Four.\n\nFinn: Hey, we know them.\n\nClog dancing dog: Yeah.\n\nJazz dancing dog: It's the Lab Four.\n\nAlpha, Beta and Gamma: The Lab Four?\n\nRio: That's right.\n\nJoe: Let them go, snake.\n\nConda: (laughs) Or what?\n\nJoe: Or this.\n\nThey rubbed their penises and blasted cum at the big snake. Conda dropped them.\n\nConda: Eww. This is gross. I'll get you for that.\n\nAlpha: Yeah. I don't think so.\n\nFinn: Guys, blast her.\n\nThe boys rubbed their penises really hard.\n\nConda: This can't be good.\n\nClog dancing dog: Oh. It's not.\n\nThen they all blasted a wave of cum straight towards Conda.\n\nConda: This is really disgusting. I'm outta here.\n\nThen Conda slithered away. The dogs cheered and howled.\n\nBeta: We did it. So, wait. Who's the Lab Four?\n\nFinn: The Lab Four is great band that dogs have seen.\n\nRio: That's right. We live with our owners. They're also a band called \"The Walruses\".\n\nGreg: In fact, were about to do a concert right now.\n\nPhil: You wanna see it?\n\nFinn: Of course.\n\nClog dancing dog: I'm in.\n\nGamma: Count us in. Can we, Alpha? Please?\n\nAlpha: Alright. We're in.\n\nBeta: Yay.\n\nThen they all went home in time for the concert.\n\nTap dancing dog: This is the best concert.\n\nAlpha, Beta and Gamma agreed.\n\nAlpha: It's not actually bad.\n\nBeta: I love those guys and dogs.\n\nThen they all howled again.", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "In Ireland, Finn the Irish dancing dog was doing some dancing lessons.

Finn: That feels wonderful. I wonder how the others are doing.

He went to check on the other dancing dogs. They were doing dance classes too.

Jazz dancing dog: Hello, Finn.

Finn: Hello, everyone. I see your all dancing.

Clog dancing pooch: That's right.

Tap dancing pooch: It feels amazing.

They all danced. They all jazz danced, tap danced, and clog danced.

Jazz dancing dog: Whoo-whee. Now that's how it's done.

Everyone: Yeah.

But when they kept dancing, they saw each other's butts, the boys penises and the jazz dogs' breasts.

Tap dancing dog: Whoa. That was weird.

Clog dancing dog: I guess sexy dancing is added.

The dogs laughed. But outside were three more dogs were watching. The three dogs were Alpha, Beta, and Gamma.

Alpha: Well. It looks like their having fun with sex.

Gamma: So, what do we do, boss?

Beta: Yeah.

Alpha: Follow me.

They all hid somewhere. Meanwhile, inside the dogs were having fun with sex alright. They were touching each other's boobs, butts and penises.

Clog dancing dog: You know, we never had sex before.

Jazz dancing dog: You got that right, sugar.

Finn: Hey, let's start now.

Tap dancing dog: Good idea, Finn.

They all went outside to play. But just then, the three dogs stepped up to them.

Alpha: Hello.

Clog dancing dog: Hello.

Alpha: Name's Alpha. This is Beta and Gamma.

Finn: Wonderful to meet you.

They knew that Alpha, Beta, and Gamma were trouble.

Clog dancing dog: Oh, hey, is that a stick?

Beta: Stick? Where?

Gamma: Get the stick. Get the stick.

Alpha: No, you fools. There's no stick. They've tricked us.

They turned around and looked. They saw the four dogs running away.

Alpha: Quick, after them.

They chased the all the way to the forest. They were trapped.

Tap dancing dog: Oh no.

Beta: Give up, and let us have sex with you.

Just then, they all heard hissing from far away.

Gamma: What was that?

Clog dancing dog: I don't know. I'm starting to get scared.

Jazz dancing dog: Don't worry, honey. Nothing is going to get us.

Then a voice echoed.

Conda: (echoes) Hello there.

Jazz dancing dog: Hello? Who's out there?

Then they all saw a snake hanging from a branch. It was Conda.

Conda: Jusssst me.

Gamma: Um. Who are you?

Conda: My name issss Conda.

Tap dancing dog: Well, this is Finn. And these other dogs are Alpha, Beta and Gamma.

Conda: Tell me, what are you all doing out here sssso late at night?

Finn: Well, we were minding our own business, but these guys started chasing us.

Beta: It's true.

Conda: You know, that'ssss not very nicccce. Anyways, how you sssstay for a little ssssleepover.

Clog dancing dog: Um. Okay.

Conda: Then it'ssss settled. But first, look into my eyessss.

They all stared at each other. Then Conda started coiling around the dogs. When they woke up, they realized it was dark.

Tap dancing dog: Oh my. It's getting late. Thanks for the sleepover, Conda. But we must be going.

Conda: Oh. But you're all not going anywhere.

The dogs looked down. They saw they were all wrapped up in Conda's coils.

Jazz dancing dog: Hey. What's going on?

Conda: I want you to stay for dinner.

Clog dancing dog: I was hoping you'd say that. Wait, what's for dinner?

Conda: Oh. It's you.

Alpha: What? Let us go.

Conda: I don't think sssso. Now how 'bout a nicccce hug.

She started started squeezing the dogs.

Tap dancing dog: Ow. That hurts.

Just then, four other dogs came up.

Greg: That's enough.

They all looked behind them.

Conda: Who daressss interrupt my ssssupper?

Phil: We do.

The four dogs revealed to be the Lab Four.

Finn: Hey, we know them.

Clog dancing dog: Yeah.

Jazz dancing dog: It's the Lab Four.

Alpha, Beta and Gamma: The Lab Four?

Rio: That's right.

Joe: Let them go, snake.

Conda: (laughs) Or what?

Joe: Or this.

They rubbed their penises and blasted cum at the big snake. Conda dropped them.

Conda: Eww. This is gross. I'll get you for that.

Alpha: Yeah. I don't think so.

Finn: Guys, blast her.

The boys rubbed their penises really hard.

Conda: This can't be good.

Clog dancing dog: Oh. It's not.

Then they all blasted a wave of cum straight towards Conda.

Conda: This is really disgusting. I'm outta here.

Then Conda slithered away. The dogs cheered and howled.

Beta: We did it. So, wait. Who's the Lab Four?

Finn: The Lab Four is great band that dogs have seen.

Rio: That's right. We live with our owners. They're also a band called "The Walruses".

Greg: In fact, were about to do a concert right now.

Phil: You wanna see it?

Finn: Of course.

Clog dancing dog: I'm in.

Gamma: Count us in. Can we, Alpha? Please?

Alpha: Alright. We're in.

Beta: Yay.

Then they all went home in time for the concert.

Tap dancing dog: This is the best concert.

Alpha, Beta and Gamma agreed.

Alpha: It's not actually bad.

Beta: I love those guys and dogs.

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