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  "writing": "One day, Spike woke up.\n\nSpike: (sighs) What a beautiful morning. What should I do? I know. I'll take a walk and see what's up in the neighborhood.\n\nSo he strolled around town. There were cars and trucks driving. There were dogs walking with their owners. There was construction, and many other things going on.\n\nSpike: This is a wonderful neighborhood.\n\nBut when Spike kept walking, a snake saw him and wanted to be his friend. The snake appeared to be Snifty.\n\nSnifty: He lookssss nice. I'll follow him.\n\nSo Snifty started following Spike quietly. Then Spike got the strange feeling that something or someone was following him. He turned around. But no one was behind him. Snifty was hiding.\n\nSpike: That's strange. Hmm. Probably nothing.\n\nBut Snifty came out of her hiding spot and kept following. Spike was walking in city, but the feeling again.\n\nSpike: Okay. Who's behind me?\n\nHe looked down and saw a snake.\n\nSpike: Oh. Hello, snake.\n\nSnifty: Oh Pleasssse. Jusssst call me Snifty.\n\nSpike: I'm Spike. Nice to meet you. But what are doing in the city? It's not safe to be here.\n\nSnifty: I was jusssst looking for a friend.\n\nSpike: I can be your friend friend.\n\nSnifty: Oh. Why thank you. Sssspike.\n\nSnifty hugged Spike too tight. He started to groan.\n\nSpike: Um. You're welcome. But that hurts.\n\nSnifty: Ssssorry. I just love having new friendssss.\n\nBy nighttime, Spike was sleeping. But Snifty couldn't sleep. She wanted to have fun, even without Spike. So she slithered out of bed, and slithered out of the house.\n\nShe went to a zoo, but there were animals that didn't like snakes. So Snifty went to a restaurant. But some people got frightened by her. Everywhere she went, the more frightened everyone got.\n\nSnifty was worried.\n\nSnifty: Isn't there anywhere that I can make friendssss without them getting sssscared? (flicks her tongue out)\n\nSnifty flicked her tongue out tasting the air of another place. She followed the scent. Then she arrived at a hotel.\n\nSnifty: Aha. A hotel. I hope I scare anyone in there.\n\nShe entered through the doors. Then she hid in a plant until she saw another snake hiding.\n\nSnifty: (hisses) Hello, handssssome.\n\nThe snake was also interested in Snifty when he saw her. They came close to each other. But someone saw them and kicked them out.\n\nSnifty: Oh well. I'm Snifty.\n\nSnake: My name issss Lou. Wanna go out?\n\nSnifty: Of coursssse.\n\nAnd they slithered off. They were having a fun time together.\n\nSnifty: Thissss was really fun.\n\nLou: It sure wassss.\n\nSnifty: Let's do it again ssometime.\n\nLou: Okay.\n\nThen they both kissed each other. They started blushing.\n\nSnifty: I know just the last thing we should do.\n\nThe two bulldogs brothers were sleeping in their doghouses until they heard slithering sound.\n\nBlue collar Bulldog: What the heck was that?\n\nGreen collar Bulldog: Probably a squirrel. Or that cat and mouse.\n\nBut it was Snifty and Lou who came out of the bushes.\n\nGreen collar Bulldog: Never mind.\n\nBulldogs: Snakes.\n\nSnifty: Don't worry. We mean no harm.\n\nBlue collar Bulldog: Really? That's what all big snakes say.\n\nLou: She's right. We jusssst want to have fun with you. (starts rubbing Blue collar Bulldog's penis)\n\nBlue collar Bulldog: Uh. What's going on... here? (sighs) Wow. That's actually nice.\n\nGreen collar Bulldog: Bro. What are you... doing?\n\nSnifty: Jusssst relax, you two.\n\nGreen collar Bulldog: That feels wonderful. I bet you they won't do it when we're wrapped up.\n\nSnifty: Issss that so?\n\n(Snifty and Lou wrapping around the two bulldogs and messing with their penises)\n\nGreen collar Bulldog: I take that back.\n\nLou: I bet you that feels good.\n\nBulldogs: Yeah.\n\nGreen collar Bulldog: It sure does.\n\nBlue collar Bulldog: Keep going.\n\nSnifty: Okay.\n\nThey kept rubbing the dogs' weiners.\n\nSnifty: Let's ssssee if Spike wants to join.\n\nThey all went to the city. They found Spike.\n\nSnifty: Hi, Spike.\n\nSpike: Hi, Snifty. Um. What going on with them?\n\nBut started rubbing Spike's cock anyways.\n\nSpike: Huh? Oh. (pants) That's is really nice.\n\nBlue collar Bulldog: That's what I said.\n\nSpike: Please. Wrap us all up.\n\nSo the two snakes did.\n\nSnifty: I like your penises, boys.\n\nLou: Me too.\n\nBlue collar Bulldog: And we like your skin.\n\n(The dogs kissing each other and licking each other's tongues)\n\nSpike: This is the life.\n\nBlue collar Bulldog: It sure is, brother.\n\n(Everyone laughing)",
  "writing_bbcode_parsed": "<span style='word-wrap: break-word;'>One day, Spike woke up.<br /><br />Spike: (sighs) What a beautiful morning. What should I do? I know. I&#039;ll take a walk and see what&#039;s up in the neighborhood.<br /><br />So he strolled around town. There were cars and trucks driving. There were dogs walking with their owners. There was construction, and many other things going on.<br /><br />Spike: This is a wonderful neighborhood.<br /><br />But when Spike kept walking, a snake saw him and wanted to be his friend. The snake appeared to be Snifty.<br /><br />Snifty: He lookssss nice. I&#039;ll follow him.<br /><br />So Snifty started following Spike quietly. Then Spike got the strange feeling that something or someone was following him. He turned around. But no one was behind him. Snifty was hiding.<br /><br />Spike: That&#039;s strange. Hmm. Probably nothing.<br /><br />But Snifty came out of her hiding spot and kept following. Spike was walking in city, but the feeling again.<br /><br />Spike: Okay. Who&#039;s behind me?<br /><br />He looked down and saw a snake.<br /><br />Spike: Oh. Hello, snake.<br /><br />Snifty: Oh Pleasssse. Jusssst call me Snifty.<br /><br />Spike: I&#039;m Spike. Nice to meet you. But what are doing in the city? It&#039;s not safe to be here.<br /><br />Snifty: I was jusssst looking for a friend.<br /><br />Spike: I can be your friend friend.<br /><br />Snifty: Oh. Why thank you. Sssspike.<br /><br />Snifty hugged Spike too tight. He started to groan.<br /><br />Spike: Um. You&#039;re welcome. But that hurts.<br /><br />Snifty: Ssssorry. I just love having new friendssss.<br /><br />By nighttime, Spike was sleeping. But Snifty couldn&#039;t sleep. She wanted to have fun, even without Spike. So she slithered out of bed, and slithered out of the house.<br /><br />She went to a zoo, but there were animals that didn&#039;t like snakes. So Snifty went to a restaurant. But some people got frightened by her. Everywhere she went, the more frightened everyone got.<br /><br />Snifty was worried.<br /><br />Snifty: Isn&#039;t there anywhere that I can make friendssss without them getting sssscared? (flicks her tongue out)<br /><br />Snifty flicked her tongue out tasting the air of another place. She followed the scent. Then she arrived at a hotel.<br /><br />Snifty: Aha. A hotel. I hope I scare anyone in there.<br /><br />She entered through the doors. Then she hid in a plant until she saw another snake hiding.<br /><br />Snifty: (hisses) Hello, handssssome.<br /><br />The snake was also interested in Snifty when he saw her. They came close to each other. But someone saw them and kicked them out.<br /><br />Snifty: Oh well. I&#039;m Snifty.<br /><br />Snake: My name issss Lou. Wanna go out?<br /><br />Snifty: Of coursssse.<br /><br />And they slithered off. They were having a fun time together.<br /><br />Snifty: Thissss was really fun.<br /><br />Lou: It sure wassss.<br /><br />Snifty: Let&#039;s do it again ssometime.<br /><br />Lou: Okay.<br /><br />Then they both kissed each other. They started blushing.<br /><br />Snifty: I know just the last thing we should do.<br /><br />The two bulldogs brothers were sleeping in their doghouses until they heard slithering sound.<br /><br />Blue collar Bulldog: What the heck was that?<br /><br />Green collar Bulldog: Probably a squirrel. Or that cat and mouse.<br /><br />But it was Snifty and Lou who came out of the bushes.<br /><br />Green collar Bulldog: Never mind.<br /><br />Bulldogs: Snakes.<br /><br />Snifty: Don&#039;t worry. We mean no harm.<br /><br />Blue collar Bulldog: Really? That&#039;s what all big snakes say.<br /><br />Lou: She&#039;s right. We jusssst want to have fun with you. (starts rubbing Blue collar Bulldog&#039;s penis)<br /><br />Blue collar Bulldog: Uh. What&#039;s going on... here? (sighs) Wow. That&#039;s actually nice.<br /><br />Green collar Bulldog: Bro. What are you... doing?<br /><br />Snifty: Jusssst relax, you two.<br /><br />Green collar Bulldog: That feels wonderful. I bet you they won&#039;t do it when we&#039;re wrapped up.<br /><br />Snifty: Issss that so?<br /><br />(Snifty and Lou wrapping around the two bulldogs and messing with their penises)<br /><br />Green collar Bulldog: I take that back.<br /><br />Lou: I bet you that feels good.<br /><br />Bulldogs: Yeah.<br /><br />Green collar Bulldog: It sure does.<br /><br />Blue collar Bulldog: Keep going.<br /><br />Snifty: Okay.<br /><br />They kept rubbing the dogs&#039; weiners.<br /><br />Snifty: Let&#039;s ssssee if Spike wants to join.<br /><br />They all went to the city. They found Spike.<br /><br />Snifty: Hi, Spike.<br /><br />Spike: Hi, Snifty. Um. What going on with them?<br /><br />But started rubbing Spike&#039;s cock anyways.<br /><br />Spike: Huh? Oh. (pants) That&#039;s is really nice.<br /><br />Blue collar Bulldog: That&#039;s what I said.<br /><br />Spike: Please. Wrap us all up.<br /><br />So the two snakes did.<br /><br />Snifty: I like your penises, boys.<br /><br />Lou: Me too.<br /><br />Blue collar Bulldog: And we like your skin.<br /><br />(The dogs kissing each other and licking each other&#039;s tongues)<br /><br />Spike: This is the life.<br /><br />Blue collar Bulldog: It sure is, brother.<br /><br />(Everyone laughing)</span>",
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