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That feelssss so good.\n\nSana: I could keep going. Thissss is so relaxing.\n\nSo she kept going with having sex, and they fell asleep. But they soon heard a sound.\n\nSana: What now?\n\nThey went to see.\n\nGerald: It'ssss probably jusssst a friendly dino.\n\nBut it wasn't. It was actually Deanna the Deinosuchus, and Pauline the Proganochelys. They were stuck in the mud.\n\nDeanna: Help.\n\nPauline: Somebody help us.\n\nGerald: Don't worry, we're coming.\n\nThe two snakes slid over quickly.\n\nSana: Quick. Grab our tailssss.\n\nThey threw their tails out to Deanna and Pauline. But they weren't long enough.\n\nSana: We can't reach them. What do we do now?\n\nJust then, they heard another sound.\n\nGerald: Great. What's happening now? An earthquake?\n\nSana: No. Listen.\n\nThey all heard hissing.\n\nSana: Sounds like another ssssnake.\n\nSana was right, it was another snake. It was a Titanoboa. She was much bigger than Sana and Gerald.\n\nPauline: Another snake?\n\nThey were all afraid that she was going to eat all of them. But she didn't, the titanoboa was friendly. She knew this was no time for eating.\n\nTitanoboa: Don't worry, I'll help you too. You two, let's make a chain.\n\nSana: Okay.\n\nSo Gerald coiled around the titanoboa's tail, and Sana coiled around Gerald's tail.\n\nTitanoboa: Okay, grab hold.\n\nDeanna and Pauline grabbed Sana's tail and they were pulled to safety.\n\nGerald: We did it. High tail.\n\n(three snakes doing a high tail)\n\nPauline: Thank you for saving us. Even you, big snake friend.\n\nTitanoboa: Don't mention it, jusssst doing the right thing. Oh, and you can call me Tina. Tina Titanoboa. Please to meet you.\n\nDeanna: Thank you too, Tina. Great to meet you. I'm Deanna Deinosuchus, and this is Sana Sanajeh, Gerald Gigantophis and Pauline Proganochelys.\n\nAll: Hello.\n\nSana: Wonderful to meet you too, Tina.\n\nPauline: Well, we better get going, we'll see you soon. Bye.\n\nDeanna: Bye, everyone.\n\nSana, Gerald, and Tina: Bye, Pauline. Bye, Deanna.\n\nAnd then Deanna and Pauline left.\n\nSana: That was ssssome rescue.\n\nGerald: We can't thank you enough.\n\nTina: It's all good.\n\nThen she looked down sad and layed her head down.\n\nSana: Issss everything okay, Tina?\n\nTina: Everything is fine, except, I just never had friends before. Everyone thinks I'm scary because of how big I am. (sniffles)\n\nSana: That's okay. The Pteranodon Family I was scary, and they thought I was scary too, but weren't actually scary to each other, and we all became friends at end.\n\nTina: Wow. That's wonderful.\n\nGerald: Say, you want to be friends with us? I mean you just made friends with Pauline and Deanna back there when you helped rescue them.\n\nTina: I. I would love to.\n\nSana: Then it's ssssettled. Were BSFF. Best Snake Friends Forever.\n\nThey all hugged each other. But Tina was bigger and longer that began squeezing Sana and Gerald.\n\nSana: Tina, too tight, that hurts.\n\nTina: Oh, ssssorry.\n\nShe uncoiled them. Then Gerald smelled something with his tongue.\n\nTina: What is it, Gerald?\n\nGerald: I smell dinner. Follow me.\n\nAs soon as they ate dinner, they all were about to go to bed. But Tina was about to by herself.\n\nSana: Tina, wait. You can sleep with us.\n\nTina: Really?\n\nGerald: Of coursssse. We're all friends.\n\nTina: Okay.\n\nBut she noticed Gerald's penis.\n\nTina: Is that your penis, Gerald?\n\nGerald: Yep.\n\nGerald looked and saw Sana and Tina with penises.\n\nGerald: Wait. You both have penises too? What a coincidence.\n\nSana: Thank you. How about a quick sex sleepover before bed.\n\nTina: That ssssounds like a good idea.\n\nSo they all had sex and then fell asleep. But a strange void appeared right in front of them. They all woke up.\n\nGerald: What issss that?\n\nSana: I don't know. But it'ssss sucking us in.\n\nTina: Grab on each other's tails.\n\nThey all grab on each other's tails and Tina grabbed on a tree. But the portal was too strong, they all couldn't hold on for much longer. They slipped and went through the portal.\n\n(Everyone yelling)\n\nTina: What's happening?\n\nGerald: I don't know.\n\nSana: I think I ssssee the end. Hang on.\n\nThey came out, and they woke up from the crash. But it was still nighttime.\n\nGerald: What the?!\n\n(Everyone gasped)\n\nThey all looked around. The three snakes realized that they weren't in the jurassic anymore.\n\nSana: What is thissss place?\n\nTina: I don't know, but if this isn't our home, then where are we?\n\nThey came out of the forest, then they saw a car drove by.\n\nSana: Nope. We're definitely not in the jurassic.\n\nJust then, they saw bad guys.\n\nBad guy 1: These will do perfectly. Shoot them.\n\nGerald: Quick slither.\n\nSana and Gerald got away. But Tina was tranquilized and fell asleep.\n\nSana: Tina.\n\nSana and Gerald went back to fight, but they also got tranquilized and got knocked out. They were brought back to a lab in a facility. When they woke up, they saw seventeen guard dogs, an airdale terrier named Jake, a boxer named Toby, a doberman named Spike, a german shepherd named Brian, a great dane named Winston, a rhodesian ridgeback named Jasmine, a rottweiler named Lucy, a pug named Fern, a beagle named Bella, a labrador retriever named Marvin, a pit bull named Jack, a yorkshire terrier named Rose, a basset hound named Opal, a bloodhound named Milton, a coonhound named Harry, a dachshund named Estelle, and a pointer named Lillian. They growled and looked scary on the outside, but nice on the inside, they were actually nice on the inside. The facility people put Sana, Gerald and Tina in a giant case and brung them to a room where the boss was waiting.\n\nCrazy scientist: Well. Look what we have here.\n\nBad guy 2: They're snakes, boss.\n\nThe scientist slapped him on the head.\n\nCrazy scientist: I know they're snakes, you idiot. But they're big ones.\n\nBad guy 3: So, why did you want us to catch them?\n\nCrazy scientist: Follow me.\n\nThey all went to a big screen. Then took a blood sample from each of them.\n\nSana, Gerald and Tina: Ouch.\n\nTina: Hey, that hurtssss.\n\nJake: Silence. It will be over soon.\n\nCrazy scientist: According to the sample and my calculations, they are prehistoric snakes. A Sanajeh. A Gigantophis, and a Titanoboa. We need to run some tests on them. Bring them to the other room.\n\nThe guards brought them to a room and put them in a giant glass container.\n\nSana: No, wait. Come back.\n\nTina: Let ussss out of here.\n\nGerald: Pleasssse. We don't belong here.\n\nThe guards gave the dogs treats.\n\nBad guy 1: Now stay here, and make sure they don't escape.\n\nSo the dogs stood guard. But they didn't like what they were going to do with the snakes. Still at nighttime, the snakes and dogs were asleep. Then Sana woke up.\n\nSana: Psst. Tina, Gerald.\n\nThey both woke up.\n\nGerald: What issss it?\n\nSana: We have to get out of here.\n\nTina: I agree. That was a nice nap.\n\nGerald: But how? There's dogs sssstanding out there. Excuse ussss? Out there.\n\nThe dogs turned around.\n\nJake: What is it?\n\nGerald: Oh, yes. Um. Would you mind letting ussss out, please?\n\nWinston: Hmm. I don't think so.\n\nTina: Pleasssse. We don't belong here. I'm Tina. And this is Sana and Gerald.\n\nSana: The honor is all ourssss.\n\nJake: Well I'm Jake. And this is Toby, Spike, Brian, Winston, Jasmine, Lucy, Fern, Bella, Marvin, Jack, Rose, Opal, Milton, Harry, Estelle, and Lillian.\n\nBrian: Yeah. And we're not letting you out.\n\nTina: But why not?\n\nLucy: Because your snakes. Big snakes.\n\nGerald: And what's that ssssuppose to mean?\n\nJack: Well let's see. Big snakes plus killing and eating plus people and animals screaming in terror clearly equals dangerous snakes.\n\nJasmine: That's right.\n\nSana: You got it wrong. We're not dangerous, we're jusssst trying get home to the Jurassic.\n\nLillian: (laughs) Yeah right. And I'm trying to get home to France.\n\nGerald: But it'ssss true. We're from the Jurassic. The Jurassic Time Period. But then some weird portal or black hole or whatever just sucked us in, and now we're in this time.\n\nThe guard dogs looked at each other and turned back around.\n\nJake: Did you just say a portal?\n\nGerald: Yessss.\n\nOpal: It must have been the scientist. He made something that people can use to travel to different times.\n\nMarvin: Yeah. This is our time. You know, when dinosaurs went instinct.\n\nTina: Yes, that's it. By the way, the boys right here have really handsome cockssss.\n\nBrian: Really? Oh, thanks.\n\nFern: You know, you snakes don't even seem scary at all.\n\nLucy: Yeah. You actually seem nice.\n\nJake: Yeah. Let's just be friends.\n\nOpal: Yeah. I've never seen a sanajeh or a titanoboa or a gigantophis this close or in real life.\n\nTina: Sure. We can be friends. But that's not the point we're making. Nice cocks, but not the point.\n\nThe guard dogs kept listening to them.\n\nSana: Pleasssse. We mean you or anyone here no harm. We're jusssst trying to get back home.\n\nGerald: And you need to let us out.\n\nJake: I don't know.\n\nGerald: Pleasssse. I mean when was the last time these guys were nice to you? Huh?\n\nMilton: You know, now that you're just now saying that. I don't think they have been nicer.\n\nJake: Yeah. I don't think this is right.\n\nRose: Especially being experimented on.\n\nSana: Wait, what? We're being experimented on?\n\nRose: Okay. Just calm down. We're going to help.\n\nTina: But how? Is there a lock to this thing?\n\nOpal: Yes. And one of the guards has the key.\n\nSana: Okay. Here's the plan. Jake, Toby, Spike, Brian, Winston, Jasmine, Lucy, Fern, Bella, Marvin, you go take the guards out.\n\nLucy: Got it.\n\nTina: Jack, Harry, Opal, Milton, you keep a look out while Rose, Estelle and Lillian get the key.\n\nJack: Okay.\n\nRose: You can count on us.\n\nJake: Then, we all escape without being seen. Otherwise, we're goners.\n\nAll: Okay.\n\nJake: And break.\n\nThey all went to do their jobs. Jake, Toby, Spike, Brian, Winston, Jasmine, Lucy, Fern, Bella, Marvin saw two guards around the corner.\n\nJake: Okay. On three, We attack.\n\nBella: Got it.\n\nJake: Okay, ready? 1, 2, 3. Now.\n\nGuard 1: What is this?\n\nThe dogs starting biting their arms, legs, and clothes. Meanwhile, the other dogs were still looking for the key. They finally found them. But a guard was sleeping.\n\nOpal: Go. We'll keep watch.\n\nLillian: Alright, it time to stack.\n\nRose jumped on Lillian's back, and Estelle got Rose's back and reach for the key. But the noise from the jingling keys was waking up the guards.\n\nMilton: Uh-oh. Just go to sleep, go to sleep.\n\nJack: I have an idea.\n\nJack shot him with a tranquilizer dart.\n\nJack: That should keep him asleep.\n\nEstelle: Phew. Got it.\n\nHarry: Let's move.\n\nAs soon as Jake and his team were done. They found a room with some sort of gadget.\n\nLucy: Maybe this is how they got here.\n\nCrazy scientist: Correct. Oh, thank you. Get them. \n\nJust then, Winston, Brian, and Spike knocked them out.\n\nSpike: Thought you could use some help. Are you all okay?\n\nBrian: We're good.\n\nJack: What about you, Bella? Are you also okay?\n\nBella: I'm okay. And I have more good news for you, Jack.\n\nJack: What?\n\nBella: We're parents. Look.\n\nThey all looked at her belly. She was pregnant.\n\nJack: Yes. I'm finally a dad. (howls)\n\nToby covered his mouth.\n\nToby: Alright, big dad. Keep it down.\n\nThey all made it back to the container where Sana, Gerald and Tina were waiting and resting.\n\nLucy: Wake up, you guys.\n\nThey woke up.\n\nBrian: We've everything we need.\n\nMarvin: Okay, stand back.\n\nMarvin quickly unlock the container.\n\nSana: We're free.\n\nTina: Come here.\n\nOpal: No, don't eat us. Besides, we have two dogs having pups.\n\nTina: Don't worry. It's jusssst a hug.\n\nRose: Okay. As long as it's not...\n\nBefore Rose could finish, they already started hugging them.\n\nRose: Too tight.\n\nSpike: Thanks for the hug. But please not to hard.\n\nGerald: Oh, so ssssorry.\n\nThey uncoiled them.\n\nSana: Also, congratulationssss to you and your babies.\n\nBella: Thank you.\n\nJust then, the alarm went off.\n\nJasmine: Uh-oh. We better skedaddle.\n\nLillian: Yeah. Let's get out of here.\n\nThey were about to escape the facility, but the crazy scientist man and some guards were blocking the exit.\n\nCrazy scientist: So you thought you could escape me.\n\nJake: Yeah. And that's what we're doing. Boys, give it all.\n\nBoy dogs: Right.\n\nThey all lifted their penises and pointed them at the bad guys.\n\nCrazy scientist: What's going on?\n\nJake: Fire.\n\nThey all sprayed cum at them. They were all down.\n\nTina coiled around the bad guys.\n\nTina: If you ever think of doing experimentssss on innocent creatures, me and my friendssss will come back to eat you. Undersssstand?\n\nCrazy scientist: Crystal clear.\n\nTina: Good. Now go.\n\nShe threw against the wall.\n\nMarvin: Now our chance. Go, go, go.\n\nThey all got out the facility just in time.\n\nMilton: We did it.\n\nThey all cheered.\n\nBella: That was pawsome.\n\nSana: We can't thank you enough.\n\nOpal: All in a day's work.\n\nRose: Just doing the right thing. Right, guys?\n\nAll: That's right.\n\nBella: Hey, everyone. Now that we're out. I think it's time for the pups to be born.\n\nBy morning, they all went to the hospital. The snakes waited outside in the valley. While the dogs waited in waiting room.\n\nJack: Is it time? Are they here yet?\n\nFern: Slow down, Jack. We're sure that's she's okay.\n\nMilton: Yeah, amigo. Just chill.\n\nJack: Yeah. I guess you're right.\n\nJust then, they heard barking. Jack and Bella's puppies were there.\n\nDogs: Aww.\n\nJack: I'm so proud of you, honey.\n\nBella: Thanks, dear. (giggles)\n\nThey both nuzzled each other's noses.\n\nRose: Congrats, you two.\n\nBella: Thank you.\n\nAfter that, they came to say goodbye to Sana, Gerald and Tina.\n\nSana: Thank you for freeing ussss.\n\nLucy: It's cool. We're ones who should thank you, for proving that there's still Jurassic in the past. But I can't believe we just help prehistoric snakes.\n\nThey all looked at Lucy shockingly.\n\nLucy: (laughs) I'm just messing with ya. But seriously, you guys are good in my book.\n\nJake: She's right. Now we each have good homes. Thank you.\n\nTina: You're welcome. By the way, what did you name the little onessss?\n\nJack: This is Cindy, Max, Pip, Biscuit, Daniel and Luna.\n\nPups: Hello.\n\nTina: Hello, pupssss.\n\nDaniel: Do you really have to go?\n\nGerald: That's right. This issss your time, not ours.\n\nSana: But we could vissssit you in the future.\n\nHarry: Actually. You can. I made these necklaces for you. You can use it to travel to different times.\n\nTina: Okay. How about one more hug.\n\nJack: Group hug.\n\nThey all hugged each other and the three snakes made a portal to their time. They all waved goodbye and the friends went through the portal. Finally Sana, Tina and Gerald were back in the Jurassic Time Period.\n\nGerald: Finally. We're home.\n\nSana: Sssso. What sssshould we do now?\n\nTina: Wanna have more sex?\n\nSana: I would be honored.\n\nGerald: Yessss.\n\nThey were all in a field rubbing each other's penises.\n\nGerald: That feels sssso good.\n\nSana: It sure doessss.\n\nTina: Yep. Let's keep going.\n\nThey all laughed. Back in the dogs time at night, they had the same idea. Jack and Bella have already put their puppies to bed. They met with the others.\n\nLucy: Who wants to have sex?\n\nJack: We do.\n\nFern: We all do.\n\nThen they started the sexy party too. They rubbed each other's weiners and had sex with them.\n\nFern: This is the life.\n\nJake: It certainly is.\n\nMarvin: Hey. Let's do again sometime.\n\nRose: Agreed.\n\nThey all laughed too.", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "One day in the Jurassic Time Period, Sana Sanajeh was out hunting for lunch, then she saw leftover meat. She ate the whole thing.

Sana: Mmm. That was delicioussss. I think I need a nap.

She coiled around herself and went to sleep. When night hit, Sana woke up to rustling sound.

Sana: Now what's that ssssound?

It was another snake, it was a Gigantophis, and she was bigger than Sana.

Sana: Hello.

Gigantophis: Hello. I'm ssssorry, but thissss is my napping area.

Sana: Excusssse me, I was here firsssst. You'll just have to try and take it.

They both starting fighting. Then Sana coiled around Gigantophis, and Gigantophis coiled around Sana, and they started squeezing.

But Sana saw how bigger he was and then ran, but she came a waterfall and fell.

Sana: Ssssomeone. Help me.

Gigantophis: Quick. Grab my tail.

So Sana grabbed Gigantophis' tail with her tail and he pulled her up. Finally, she was safe.

Sana: Oh my. Thank you.

Gigantophis: You're welcome. Oh, my name is Gerald. Gerald Gigantophis.

Sana: Pleasssse to meet you, Gerald. I'm Sana. Sana Sanajeh.

Gerald: Wonderful to meet you too, Sana.

She coiled around him him hugged him, but too tightly.

Gerald: Excusssse me. That's too tight.

Sana: Whoops. Ssssorry.

She uncoiled him. But then they stopped. They realized now that they could've talked it out.

Gerald: Wait. Why are we fighting?

Sana: We both wanted the same ressssting spot.

Gerald: I'm so ssssorry, Sana. You can have that sssspot. I go and find another one.

Sana coiled around him and stopped him.

Sana: Wait, let's sssshare it instead.

Gerald: Oh. Okay.

They hugged each other and kissed. Then Sana saw something on Gerald.

Sana: There's ssssomething on you.

Gerald: That's jusssst my cock. It's for having sex. You wanna give it a try?

Sana: I would be honored.

So Sana touched his penis.

Gerald: Oh yessss. That feelssss so good.

Sana: I could keep going. Thissss is so relaxing.

So she kept going with having sex, and they fell asleep. But they soon heard a sound.

Sana: What now?

They went to see.

Gerald: It'ssss probably jusssst a friendly dino.

But it wasn't. It was actually Deanna the Deinosuchus, and Pauline the Proganochelys. They were stuck in the mud.

Deanna: Help.

Pauline: Somebody help us.

Gerald: Don't worry, we're coming.

The two snakes slid over quickly.

Sana: Quick. Grab our tailssss.

They threw their tails out to Deanna and Pauline. But they weren't long enough.

Sana: We can't reach them. What do we do now?

Just then, they heard another sound.

Gerald: Great. What's happening now? An earthquake?

Sana: No. Listen.

They all heard hissing.

Sana: Sounds like another ssssnake.

Sana was right, it was another snake. It was a Titanoboa. She was much bigger than Sana and Gerald.

Pauline: Another snake?

They were all afraid that she was going to eat all of them. But she didn't, the titanoboa was friendly. She knew this was no time for eating.

Titanoboa: Don't worry, I'll help you too. You two, let's make a chain.

Sana: Okay.

So Gerald coiled around the titanoboa's tail, and Sana coiled around Gerald's tail.

Titanoboa: Okay, grab hold.

Deanna and Pauline grabbed Sana's tail and they were pulled to safety.

Gerald: We did it. High tail.

(three snakes doing a high tail)

Pauline: Thank you for saving us. Even you, big snake friend.

Titanoboa: Don't mention it, jusssst doing the right thing. Oh, and you can call me Tina. Tina Titanoboa. Please to meet you.

Deanna: Thank you too, Tina. Great to meet you. I'm Deanna Deinosuchus, and this is Sana Sanajeh, Gerald Gigantophis and Pauline Proganochelys.

All: Hello.

Sana: Wonderful to meet you too, Tina.

Pauline: Well, we better get going, we'll see you soon. Bye.

Deanna: Bye, everyone.

Sana, Gerald, and Tina: Bye, Pauline. Bye, Deanna.

And then Deanna and Pauline left.

Sana: That was ssssome rescue.

Gerald: We can't thank you enough.

Tina: It's all good.

Then she looked down sad and layed her head down.

Sana: Issss everything okay, Tina?

Tina: Everything is fine, except, I just never had friends before. Everyone thinks I'm scary because of how big I am. (sniffles)

Sana: That's okay. The Pteranodon Family I was scary, and they thought I was scary too, but weren't actually scary to each other, and we all became friends at end.

Tina: Wow. That's wonderful.

Gerald: Say, you want to be friends with us? I mean you just made friends with Pauline and Deanna back there when you helped rescue them.

Tina: I. I would love to.

Sana: Then it's ssssettled. Were BSFF. Best Snake Friends Forever.

They all hugged each other. But Tina was bigger and longer that began squeezing Sana and Gerald.

Sana: Tina, too tight, that hurts.

Tina: Oh, ssssorry.

She uncoiled them. Then Gerald smelled something with his tongue.

Tina: What is it, Gerald?

Gerald: I smell dinner. Follow me.

As soon as they ate dinner, they all were about to go to bed. But Tina was about to by herself.

Sana: Tina, wait. You can sleep with us.

Tina: Really?

Gerald: Of coursssse. We're all friends.

Tina: Okay.

But she noticed Gerald's penis.

Tina: Is that your penis, Gerald?

Gerald: Yep.

Gerald looked and saw Sana and Tina with penises.

Gerald: Wait. You both have penises too? What a coincidence.

Sana: Thank you. How about a quick sex sleepover before bed.

Tina: That ssssounds like a good idea.

So they all had sex and then fell asleep. But a strange void appeared right in front of them. They all woke up.

Gerald: What issss that?

Sana: I don't know. But it'ssss sucking us in.

Tina: Grab on each other's tails.

They all grab on each other's tails and Tina grabbed on a tree. But the portal was too strong, they all couldn't hold on for much longer. They slipped and went through the portal.

(Everyone yelling)

Tina: What's happening?

Gerald: I don't know.

Sana: I think I ssssee the end. Hang on.

They came out, and they woke up from the crash. But it was still nighttime.

Gerald: What the?!

(Everyone gasped)

They all looked around. The three snakes realized that they weren't in the jurassic anymore.

Sana: What is thissss place?

Tina: I don't know, but if this isn't our home, then where are we?

They came out of the forest, then they saw a car drove by.

Sana: Nope. We're definitely not in the jurassic.

Just then, they saw bad guys.

Bad guy 1: These will do perfectly. Shoot them.

Gerald: Quick slither.

Sana and Gerald got away. But Tina was tranquilized and fell asleep.

Sana: Tina.

Sana and Gerald went back to fight, but they also got tranquilized and got knocked out. They were brought back to a lab in a facility. When they woke up, they saw seventeen guard dogs, an airdale terrier named Jake, a boxer named Toby, a doberman named Spike, a german shepherd named Brian, a great dane named Winston, a rhodesian ridgeback named Jasmine, a rottweiler named Lucy, a pug named Fern, a beagle named Bella, a labrador retriever named Marvin, a pit bull named Jack, a yorkshire terrier named Rose, a basset hound named Opal, a bloodhound named Milton, a coonhound named Harry, a dachshund named Estelle, and a pointer named Lillian. They growled and looked scary on the outside, but nice on the inside, they were actually nice on the inside. The facility people put Sana, Gerald and Tina in a giant case and brung them to a room where the boss was waiting.

Crazy scientist: Well. Look what we have here.

Bad guy 2: They're snakes, boss.

The scientist slapped him on the head.

Crazy scientist: I know they're snakes, you idiot. But they're big ones.

Bad guy 3: So, why did you want us to catch them?

Crazy scientist: Follow me.

They all went to a big screen. Then took a blood sample from each of them.

Sana, Gerald and Tina: Ouch.

Tina: Hey, that hurtssss.

Jake: Silence. It will be over soon.

Crazy scientist: According to the sample and my calculations, they are prehistoric snakes. A Sanajeh. A Gigantophis, and a Titanoboa. We need to run some tests on them. Bring them to the other room.

The guards brought them to a room and put them in a giant glass container.

Sana: No, wait. Come back.

Tina: Let ussss out of here.

Gerald: Pleasssse. We don't belong here.

The guards gave the dogs treats.

Bad guy 1: Now stay here, and make sure they don't escape.

So the dogs stood guard. But they didn't like what they were going to do with the snakes. Still at nighttime, the snakes and dogs were asleep. Then Sana woke up.

Sana: Psst. Tina, Gerald.

They both woke up.

Gerald: What issss it?

Sana: We have to get out of here.

Tina: I agree. That was a nice nap.

Gerald: But how? There's dogs sssstanding out there. Excuse ussss? Out there.

The dogs turned around.

Jake: What is it?

Gerald: Oh, yes. Um. Would you mind letting ussss out, please?

Winston: Hmm. I don't think so.

Tina: Pleasssse. We don't belong here. I'm Tina. And this is Sana and Gerald.

Sana: The honor is all ourssss.

Jake: Well I'm Jake. And this is Toby, Spike, Brian, Winston, Jasmine, Lucy, Fern, Bella, Marvin, Jack, Rose, Opal, Milton, Harry, Estelle, and Lillian.

Brian: Yeah. And we're not letting you out.

Tina: But why not?

Lucy: Because your snakes. Big snakes.

Gerald: And what's that ssssuppose to mean?

Jack: Well let's see. Big snakes plus killing and eating plus people and animals screaming in terror clearly equals dangerous snakes.

Jasmine: That's right.

Sana: You got it wrong. We're not dangerous, we're jusssst trying get home to the Jurassic.

Lillian: (laughs) Yeah right. And I'm trying to get home to France.

Gerald: But it'ssss true. We're from the Jurassic. The Jurassic Time Period. But then some weird portal or black hole or whatever just sucked us in, and now we're in this time.

The guard dogs looked at each other and turned back around.

Jake: Did you just say a portal?

Gerald: Yessss.

Opal: It must have been the scientist. He made something that people can use to travel to different times.

Marvin: Yeah. This is our time. You know, when dinosaurs went instinct.

Tina: Yes, that's it. By the way, the boys right here have really handsome cockssss.

Brian: Really? Oh, thanks.

Fern: You know, you snakes don't even seem scary at all.

Lucy: Yeah. You actually seem nice.

Jake: Yeah. Let's just be friends.

Opal: Yeah. I've never seen a sanajeh or a titanoboa or a gigantophis this close or in real life.

Tina: Sure. We can be friends. But that's not the point we're making. Nice cocks, but not the point.

The guard dogs kept listening to them.

Sana: Pleasssse. We mean you or anyone here no harm. We're jusssst trying to get back home.

Gerald: And you need to let us out.

Jake: I don't know.

Gerald: Pleasssse. I mean when was the last time these guys were nice to you? Huh?

Milton: You know, now that you're just now saying that. I don't think they have been nicer.

Jake: Yeah. I don't think this is right.

Rose: Especially being experimented on.

Sana: Wait, what? We're being experimented on?

Rose: Okay. Just calm down. We're going to help.

Tina: But how? Is there a lock to this thing?

Opal: Yes. And one of the guards has the key.

Sana: Okay. Here's the plan. Jake, Toby, Spike, Brian, Winston, Jasmine, Lucy, Fern, Bella, Marvin, you go take the guards out.

Lucy: Got it.

Tina: Jack, Harry, Opal, Milton, you keep a look out while Rose, Estelle and Lillian get the key.

Jack: Okay.

Rose: You can count on us.

Jake: Then, we all escape without being seen. Otherwise, we're goners.

All: Okay.

Jake: And break.

They all went to do their jobs. Jake, Toby, Spike, Brian, Winston, Jasmine, Lucy, Fern, Bella, Marvin saw two guards around the corner.

Jake: Okay. On three, We attack.

Bella: Got it.

Jake: Okay, ready? 1, 2, 3. Now.

Guard 1: What is this?

The dogs starting biting their arms, legs, and clothes. Meanwhile, the other dogs were still looking for the key. They finally found them. But a guard was sleeping.

Opal: Go. We'll keep watch.

Lillian: Alright, it time to stack.

Rose jumped on Lillian's back, and Estelle got Rose's back and reach for the key. But the noise from the jingling keys was waking up the guards.

Milton: Uh-oh. Just go to sleep, go to sleep.

Jack: I have an idea.

Jack shot him with a tranquilizer dart.

Jack: That should keep him asleep.

Estelle: Phew. Got it.

Harry: Let's move.

As soon as Jake and his team were done. They found a room with some sort of gadget.

Lucy: Maybe this is how they got here.

Crazy scientist: Correct. Oh, thank you. Get them.

Just then, Winston, Brian, and Spike knocked them out.

Spike: Thought you could use some help. Are you all okay?

Brian: We're good.

Jack: What about you, Bella? Are you also okay?

Bella: I'm okay. And I have more good news for you, Jack.

Jack: What?

Bella: We're parents. Look.

They all looked at her belly. She was pregnant.

Jack: Yes. I'm finally a dad. (howls)

Toby covered his mouth.

Toby: Alright, big dad. Keep it down.

They all made it back to the container where Sana, Gerald and Tina were waiting and resting.

Lucy: Wake up, you guys.

They woke up.

Brian: We've everything we need.

Marvin: Okay, stand back.

Marvin quickly unlock the container.

Sana: We're free.

Tina: Come here.

Opal: No, don't eat us. Besides, we have two dogs having pups.

Tina: Don't worry. It's jusssst a hug.

Rose: Okay. As long as it's not...

Before Rose could finish, they already started hugging them.

Rose: Too tight.

Spike: Thanks for the hug. But please not to hard.

Gerald: Oh, so ssssorry.

They uncoiled them.

Sana: Also, congratulationssss to you and your babies.

Bella: Thank you.

Just then, the alarm went off.

Jasmine: Uh-oh. We better skedaddle.

Lillian: Yeah. Let's get out of here.

They were about to escape the facility, but the crazy scientist man and some guards were blocking the exit.

Crazy scientist: So you thought you could escape me.

Jake: Yeah. And that's what we're doing. Boys, give it all.

Boy dogs: Right.

They all lifted their penises and pointed them at the bad guys.

Crazy scientist: What's going on?

Jake: Fire.

They all sprayed cum at them. They were all down.

Tina coiled around the bad guys.

Tina: If you ever think of doing experimentssss on innocent creatures, me and my friendssss will come back to eat you. Undersssstand?

Crazy scientist: Crystal clear.

Tina: Good. Now go.

She threw against the wall.

Marvin: Now our chance. Go, go, go.

They all got out the facility just in time.

Milton: We did it.

They all cheered.

Bella: That was pawsome.

Sana: We can't thank you enough.

Opal: All in a day's work.

Rose: Just doing the right thing. Right, guys?

All: That's right.

Bella: Hey, everyone. Now that we're out. I think it's time for the pups to be born.

By morning, they all went to the hospital. The snakes waited outside in the valley. While the dogs waited in waiting room.

Jack: Is it time? Are they here yet?

Fern: Slow down, Jack. We're sure that's she's okay.

Milton: Yeah, amigo. Just chill.

Jack: Yeah. I guess you're right.

Just then, they heard barking. Jack and Bella's puppies were there.

Dogs: Aww.

Jack: I'm so proud of you, honey.

Bella: Thanks, dear. (giggles)

They both nuzzled each other's noses.

Rose: Congrats, you two.

Bella: Thank you.

After that, they came to say goodbye to Sana, Gerald and Tina.

Sana: Thank you for freeing ussss.

Lucy: It's cool. We're ones who should thank you, for proving that there's still Jurassic in the past. But I can't believe we just help prehistoric snakes.

They all looked at Lucy shockingly.

Lucy: (laughs) I'm just messing with ya. But seriously, you guys are good in my book.

Jake: She's right. Now we each have good homes. Thank you.

Tina: You're welcome. By the way, what did you name the little onessss?

Jack: This is Cindy, Max, Pip, Biscuit, Daniel and Luna.

Pups: Hello.

Tina: Hello, pupssss.

Daniel: Do you really have to go?

Gerald: That's right. This issss your time, not ours.

Sana: But we could vissssit you in the future.

Harry: Actually. You can. I made these necklaces for you. You can use it to travel to different times.

Tina: Okay. How about one more hug.

Jack: Group hug.

They all hugged each other and the three snakes made a portal to their time. They all waved goodbye and the friends went through the portal. Finally Sana, Tina and Gerald were back in the Jurassic Time Period.

Gerald: Finally. We're home.

Sana: Sssso. What sssshould we do now?

Tina: Wanna have more sex?

Sana: I would be honored.

Gerald: Yessss.

They were all in a field rubbing each other's penises.

Gerald: That feels sssso good.

Sana: It sure doessss.

Tina: Yep. Let's keep going.

They all laughed. Back in the dogs time at night, they had the same idea. Jack and Bella have already put their puppies to bed. They met with the others.

Lucy: Who wants to have sex?

Jack: We do.

Fern: We all do.

Then they started the sexy party too. They rubbed each other's weiners and had sex with them.

Fern: This is the life.

Jake: It certainly is.

Marvin: Hey. Let's do again sometime.

Rose: Agreed.

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