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How about hide and seek?\n\nNecktie: It sounds boring.\n\nTough-O: At least it's better than nothing.\n\nBatsox's mate: He's got a point.\n\nMrs. Gazelle: Okay. I'll be it. (starts counting to 10)\n\nBatsox: Everyone, hide.\n\nEveryone quickly went to a hiding place.\n\nMrs. Gazelle: 10. Ready or not, here I come.\n\nMrs. Gazelle went looking for her friends. She already found Batsox and his family, Slurpy and his mom, Mr. Warthog, Necktie, Necklace, Mr. Zebra, Thornsley and his mom, Nubs and his dad.\n\nMrs. Gazelle: Now I just need to find, Mrs. Aardwolf, Tough-O, and Quillber.\n\nShe found Mrs. Aardwolf in the mud, Quillber in the river, and Tough-O was hiding in Coils' hole. He was coiled by him.\n\nMrs. Gazelle: (laughs) Found you, Tough-O. I didn't expect you to hide in Coils' home.\n\nTough-O: Yeah. I should have asked. Sorry, Coils.\n\nCoils: No worriessss. But don't do it again.\n\nHe uncoiled Tough-O, and went back in his hole.\n\nTough-O climbed out.\n\nMrs. Gazelle: Well, I found everyone.\n\nListen: Yeah. But I feel kinda bored. It was fun. But still boring.\n\nMr. Zebra: Yeah. The kid's right.\n\nThen they all heard a roar.\n\nMrs. Hyena: What was that?\n\nSlurpy's mom: It sounds like thunder.\n\nMrs. Aardwolf: But there's no dark clouds.\n\nBatsox: No. That sounded more like... a lion.\n\nA lion was running right at them.\n\nMr. Warthog: Everyone. Run. Hide.\n\nBatsox: There's no where else to hide.\n\nCoils: Quickly. In the burrowssss.\n\nThey each hid in a different hole.\n\nEveryone ran away and hid. But Nubs' parents stood their ground.\n\nMr. Rhino: Back off.\n\nMrs. Rhino: Stay away from our son.\n\nLion: I don't want your son. I want the other animals. Where did they go?\n\nMrs. Rhino: They're already gone. \n\nLion: Dang it. I'll have to find some more prey.\n\nThen the lion left.\n\nMr. Rhino: Okay, everyone. Lion's gone.\n\nBatsox: That was close.\n\nCoils: It sure wassss.\n\nQuillber: Alright, kids. You're safe.\n\nLick: I thought he'd never leave.\n\nListen: Yeah.\n\nMrs. Gazelle: At least no one is hurt.\n\nJust then, Batsox's mate saw his little penis and was curious.\n\nBatsox's mate: Batsox. Your cock is rising.\n\nBatsox: Oh. Sorry.\n\nMrs. Gazelle: Don't be sorry. It looks magnificent. And so does yours, honey.\n\nMr. Gazelle: Oh. Why thank you, my dear.\n\nBatsox's mate: Mind if I give it a rub?\n\nBatsox: Of course. (points his cock at his wife)\n\nBatsox's mate: It feels good. (kept rubbing Batsox's weiner)\n\nBatsox: Yeah. It does.\n\nJust then, Quillber's wife started rubbing Quillber's penis.\n\nQuillber: Whoa. That actually feels amazing.\n\nQuillber's wife: Really?\n\nQuillber: Really, really.\n\nMr. Warthog: I know. Let's have sex right now. Whatever it means.\n\nThey kept having sex.\n\nCoils: This really is nice. (coils around Mrs. Aardwolf and Tough-O)\n\nTough-O: Would you two mind rubbing my cock?\n\nMrs. Aardwolf: Sure.\n\nThey both started rubbing Tough-O's penis. But then, the sun went down.\n\nMr. Zebra: Great. The sun is going down.\n\nMr. Gazelle: Well. Goodnight, everyone.\n\nEveryone said goodnight to each other. Then they all went home. But Batsox woke up to a strange sound. He went to inspect it.\n\nBatsox: Hello. Is anyone out there?\n\nBatsox's mate: What's going on?\n\nBatsox: I thought I heard something out here.\n\nBatsox's mate: Sweetie, it's probably just one of our friends or neighbors. (nuzzles Batsox and licks him)\n\nBatsox: Eh. You're right.\n\nThen they both started kissing and licking each other's tongues. Just then, Listen, Lick, Tough-O, Mrs. Aardwolf, Mr. and Mrs. Gazelle, Coils, Quillber and his family, and Mr. Warthog came out and saw them.\n\n(Batsox and his wife continuing being sexy)\n\nQuillber: Guys.\n\nThey suddenly stopped and saw everyone. Everyone was in shock.\n\nTough-O: You're doing this now?\n\nBatsox: Oh.\n\nBoth: Sorry.\n\nThen a net, pose beam, and laser bubbles came out of nowhere and trapped Batsox, Batsox's mate, Coils, Tough-O, Mr. Gazelle, Quillber's wife, and Mr. Warthog.\n\nMr. Rhino: I recognize those traps.\n\nZach, Gourmand, Donita, and Dabio came out of hiding.\n\nMrs. Aardwolf: Oh no. It's the Wild Kratts villains. Zach Varmitech, Gaston Gourmand, Donita Donata and Dabio.\n\nGourmand: Well. What do we have here?\n\nDonita: A bunch of creatures. Good for stuff.\n\nZach: That's right. Grab them.\n\nThe villains each grabbed the captured animals. Then they took off in their planes.\n\nListen: No. They took our parents.\n\nLick: And our friends and neighbors. What do we do?\n\nListen: I don't know. They probably took them far away.\n\nLick: Who knows what they're going to do to them.\n\nThey both started whimpering.\n\nMrs. Aardwolf: There, there, little ones. Calm down. Take a deep breath.\n\nThe three of them breath in and out.\n\nMrs. Aardwolf: You feel better?\n\nLick: A little. We're worried about them. Not just our parents, but all the creatures that were captured.\n\nMr. Hyena: I'm sure nothing will happen.\n\nMrs. Gazelle: Mr. Hyena.\n\nMr. Hyena: What?\n\nMrs. Gazelle: That's not helping.\n\nMrs. Hyena: Honey. Don't be mean to the kids.\n\nMr. Hyena: Oh. Sorry.\n\nCoils' mate: Hey, how about a hug. But not too tight.\n\nListen: Okay.\n\nThey hugged each other.\n\nCoils' mate: Don't worry. We'll get everyone back.\n\nListen: But how?\n\nQuillber: Yeah. Everyone is captured, we don't know where they're going, and probably have a high security facility or lair.\n\nMrs. Aardwolf: Doesn't matter. The Wild Kratts never gave up on saving and protecting animals. Are we going to give up?\n\nEveryone: No.\n\nMr. Hyena: I don't know.\n\nMrs. Hyena: Honey. (bites her husband's tail)\n\nMr. Hyena: Ow. What?\n\nThey all gave him angrily serious look.\n\nMr. Hyena: I mean... No. We're not.\n\nEveryone: Yeah.\n\nSo Mrs. Aardwolf, Mrs. Aardvark, Listen, Lick, Quillber, Mrs. Gazelle, Witty, Blur, Coils' mate, Tough-O's mate, Mr. Warthog's mate went to get their friends. While the rest of the friends stayed in the savannah.\n\nThey all traveled a long distance, until they came to the human road.\n\nLick: I've never been away from the savannah.\n\nBlur: Neither of us have, kid. It's the only way to protect ourselves from dangerous humans.\n\nQuillber: Looks like we'll need to take this risk in the city.\n\nMrs. Aardvark: Alright. (sniffs) Yep. This way definitely.\n\nBlur: Let's move.\n\nBlur ran fast, but when she saw everyone back there, she ran back.\n\nBlur: Oh. Right. I'm the only fast one here. Sorry. I got carried away.\n\nMr. Warthog: I guess we need a ride.\n\nThen they all saw a garbage truck.\n\nWitty: A garbage truck.\n\nBlur: Everyone, get in.\n\nThey snuck past the garbage person and in the back of the truck. The garbage truck person got back in the truck and drove off.\n\nMrs. Aardvark: Hopefully, we'll find our friends in the city.\n\nMrs. Badger: I hope you're right. (farts)\n\nEveryone: Mrs. Badger!!!\n\nMrs. Badger: Sorry.\n\nMrs. Aardwolf: Mrs. Badger. What did you eat?\n\nMrs. Badger: Just some termites and a lot of honeycomb.\n\nMrs. Warthog: Oh, great. At least it can't get worse. (farts) Whoo. Excuse me.\n\nMrs. Aardwolf: It smells worse than than the garbage truck.\n\nThey finally arrived in the city.\n\nMrs. Aardwolf: Well. This is the city.\n\nCoils' mate: Time to save some creaturessss. To the creature rescue.\n\nMrs. Warthog: Wait. They'll see us. We need to stay low.\n\nThey all ran to a bush. Then they saw a clothes store.\n\nWitty: I have an idea.\n\nThey came out with some clothes. When they saw Blur, Witty, and Mrs. Aardwolf, they saw they were wearing magnificent clothes.\n\nQuillber: Oh my.\n\nWitty: What?\n\nQuillber: Nothing, nothing. Anyways, let's move.\n\nMeanwhile, at Zach's HQ, the villains gathered all the creatures.\n\nGourmand: These creatures will make the perfect tasty meal.\n\nDonita: No. They'll go good as wonderful fashion.\n\nZach: Wait. We can do whatever with them.\n\nVillains: Yeah. That's right. (laughs)\n\nAt night, the animals were still searching for the hideout where the villains were.\n\nMrs. Aardvark: It's no use. We been searching and searching. But still, nothing.\n\nBlur: Yeah. And I've been running from one place to another. I'm already tired.\n\nListen: But we have to keep going. We just know they're in the city somewhere.\n\nMrs. Aardvark: I'm sorry. Little ones. They're right.\n\nLick: Listen.\n\nListen: Yeah?\n\nLick: No, I meant listen up. We can't stop now. The villains took the ones we love, and we care about. Are we going to let them hurt them? No.\n\nListen: He's right. We can't give up. How would you feel if you're siblings were gone forever?\n\nThey both looked down upset with their ears down too.\n\nMrs. Badger: Shh. Settle down. We can see you're both upset. We would feel the same way.\n\nBlur: That's right. We're going to find them, and that's a promise.\n\nListen and Lick: Okay.\n\nMrs. Gazelle: That's more like it. (sniffs) Ooh. I smell something really good.\n\nThey all smelled pizza.\n\nEveryone: Pizza.\n\nThey hid behind a dumpster. Someone brought a pizza out and went back inside.\n\nThe animals quickly grabbed it and dashed. They ate until their bellies were full.\n\nMrs. Aardwolf: That was the best pizza.\n\nMrs. Badger: Now that we're not hungry, let's find the hideout.\n\nThey all smelled the scent.\n\nLick: We got something.\n\nThen Lick, Listen and Mrs. Aardwolf heard laughs with their ears.\n\nListen: You hear that?\n\nMrs. Aardwolf: That sounds like laughing. It must be the villains.\n\nMrs. Warthog: The laughing is coming from in that building. Which means we'll find the captives.\n\nThey all ran to the building.\n\nListen: Whoa. It's tall.\n\nLick: Really, really tall.\n\nWitty: It's taller than Necktie and Necklace.\n\nMrs. Aardvark: How do we get in?\n\nThen they saw the elevator.\n\nWitty: The elevator. Everyone, we're going up.\n\nThey all got in the elevator and went to the top. There, they arrived and saw the villains with everyone. They hid and looked around the corner.\n\nGourmand: You two will go nicely as a yummy dish.\n\nLick: Oh no. He's going to cook Mom, Dad, and Mr. Warthog.\n\nCoils' mate: Not Jusssst that. Look.\n\nMrs. Badger: They're going to turn them into robots and fashion too.\n\nWitty: They're not cooking, fashion designing, or using our friends for robots on our watches.\n\nListen: This maybe tougher than I thought.\n\nBlur: We got this, kids.\n\nMrs. Aardwolf: Wait. What's the plan?\n\nEveryone: Oh.\n\nMrs. Warthog: What? We don't have a plan?\n\nLick: Okay. I got a plan. But I don't know if it will work, and I don't think you'll look it.\n\nCoils' mate: It'ssss all we got.\n\nLick: Okay. Witty, Mrs. Python and Mrs. Gazelle. Try to distract the villains.\n\nMrs. Gazelle: We're on it.\n\nListen: If they send anything after us, Blur, Mrs. Badger, Mrs. Warthog, and Quillber will take them out.\n\nTough-O's mate: I've been waiting to kick some butt.\n\nThe rest of us will try to and free the creatures.\n\nMrs. Aardvark: Let's do it.\n\nEveryone: Break.\n\nThe were busy with doing their usual things with the animals. But Witty, Mrs. Python and Mrs. Gazelle came out.\n\nMrs. Gazelle: Hey.\n\nThe villains looked. The three animals started running around.\n\nMr. Gazelle: Girls. What are you doing?\n\nCoils: It lookssss like they're distracting.\n\nGourmand: Look what else we have here. Get out of here. (blasts dough balls)\n\nBut they all dodged the dough balls. At last, Gourmand was out.\n\nMrs. Gazelle: Those were actually some good dough balls.\n\nThen they saw their bellies were too big to move.\n\nWitty: Oh no. We can't get get up.\n\nZach: That's it. Zachbots, get them.\n\nA bunch of Zachbots and Mannequin bots came out. Blur, Mrs. Badger, Mrs. Warthog, and Quillber came out and started battling.\n\nListen: Come on.\n\nThey each started picking the at last everyone was free.\n\nBatsox's mate: Pups. You did it.\n\nLick: Yeah. But it's not over yet.\n\nEvery Zachbot and Mannequin was taken out. The villains were surrounded.\n\nGourmand: I've got more dough balls to take you all out.\n\nBut But Batsox bit Zach's pants.\n\nZach: (screams) Get it off.\n\nGourmand: Take this.\n\nGourmand blasted him out of the window.\n\nListen and Lick: Dad.\n\nBatsox fell down out of the building and in the trees and hard on the ground.\n\nBatsox's mate: Batsox.\n\n(villains laughing)\n\nDonita: Now we got the creatures, all in one group.\n\nZach: And no one, not even those pesky Wild Rats can stop us now.\n\nGourmand: Get them.\n\nListen: (growls) You hurt our father.\n\nThe foxes, badgers, Blur, Mrs. Aardwolf, Mrs. Aardvark started biting Gourmand.\n\nGourmand: Hey. Stop that. (falls down)\n\nThen the gazelles ram right into Zach. Witty started scratching him, and the porcupines poked him.\n\nZach: Ow. I want my mommy.\n\nDonita: Dabio. We're out of here.\n\nDabio: Yes, Donita.\n\nBut Coils and his wife quickly coiled around them.\n\nDonita: (screams) Snakes.\n\nThen two anaconda snakes slithered in and coiled around Gourmand and Zach.\n\nCoils: Condy. Conda.\n\nCoils' mate: You know them.\n\nCoils: Yeah. Just some friends I made. They helped me.\n\nCondy: Of coursssse.\n\nZach: Let us go.\n\nMrs. Aardwolf: I don't think so. Guys.\n\nThe warthogs and badgers farted right at the villains.\n\nVillains: (coughs)\n\nBlur: Hurt our friends again and you'll be sorry.\n\nMrs. Aardwolf: Don't ever mess with animals again. Understand?\n\nVillains: Okay. (screams)\n\nThen they all left quickly.\n\nTough-O: Was it something we said?\n\nMrs. Aardwolf: Nah. Not really.\n\nThey all laughed. Then they all left the building.\n\nListen: Dad will be really proud of us. Wait. Dad.\n\nThey found him laying on ground hurt.\n\nLick: Dad.\n\nListen: Dad. Wake up.\n\nTough-O: He can't be.\n\nBatsox: Ow. Man, that hurted.\n\nBatsox's mate: You're okay.\n\nListen and Lick: Dad.\n\nThey all hugged each other.\n\nConda: Ssssave some hug for ussss.\n\nThey hugged them, but too tight.\n\nBatsox: Uh. Too tight.\n\nCondy: Oh. Sssso sorry.\n\nCoils: Really. Guys, no squeezing our friends.\n\nBatsox's mate: Bring it in, everyone.\n\nThey all started hugging each other. But they felt it tighter.\n\nMrs. Aardwolf: Coils. You said not too tight.\n\nCoils: It'ssss not me.\n\nBlur: It's all of us.\n\nWitty: Oh.\n\nQuillber: Watch for the quills. (accidentally pokes Witty)\n\nWitty: Ow. Hey.\n\nMrs. Porcupine: Sorry.\n\n(Mr. and Mrs. Warthog farts)\n\nBlur: Mr. and Mrs. Warthog.\n\nMr. Warthog: Excuse us.\n\nMrs. Badger: Must be that pizza we had earlier. (farts)\n\nBatsox's mate: You guys had pizza?\n\nMrs. Badger: How about some right now? We're in the city after all.\n\nEveryone: Yeah.\n\nThey stayed behind the dumpster again and waited. Then they saw another pizza being brought out. As soon as the guy left, they enjoyed it again.\n\nMrs. Warthog: This is still the best pizza ever.\n\nMrs. Badger: It sure is.\n\nTough-O: It's so good, I can't stop eating.\n\nThen the badgers kept eating until they pressed on each other's lips.\n\nWitty: I guess you didn't have to.\n\nBatsox: I can't believe we never got to taste this food.\n\nBatsox's mate: Yep. I agree.\n\nThen they both grabbed some off the pizza and began eating until they pressed on each other's noses too.\n\nLick: Well, this is awkward.\n\nTough-O: Yeah.\n\nBatsox: What? It's a Lady and Tramp thing.\n\nBatsox's mate: That's right. But you got cheese on you.\n\nBatsox: You too.\n\nThey both started licking the cheese off each other.\n\nBatsox: Much better.\n\nMrs. Aardwolf: You actually missed a spot or two.\n\nMrs. Aardwolf licked the foxes clean.\n\nMrs. Aardvark: Nope. You still missed. Let me help you.\n\nMrs. Aardvark used her long tongue to lick them all clean.\n\nMrs. Aardvark: Now that's some good cheese. (burps) Excuse me.\n\nEveryone laughed. Then when everyone got home. The kids were asleep. But the adult foxes, badgers, aardwolves, porcupines and warthogs were busy being sexy.\n\nMr. Warthog: I wish this would never stop.\n\nMrs. Aardwolf: I doesn't have to until we eventually get tired.\n\nMrs. Badger: That's true. Let's keep going.\n\nEveryone: (whispers) Okay.\n\nSo they kept going.", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "On the African Savannah, there were lots of creatures.

Batsox, a bat-eared fox was having breakfast with his family.

Batsox: Mmm, Mmm, Mmm. These are some good termites.

Batsox's mate: Yep. Nothing like some good old termites for breakfast.

Listen: Mmm. These are really good.

Lick: I could eat more.

Batsox: Careful, Lick. Not too much. You might get a tummy ache.

Lick: Okay. You know what else kind of lick I like to do?

Listen: What?

Lick: The friendly kind. (licks Batsox)

They all started laughing. Then Slurpy licked Lick.

Lick: Huh? Oh. Hi, Slurpy.

Slurpy: Hi, guys. Sorry about that. But we were coming for some good termites.

Then Mrs. Aardwolf came for breakfast too.

Mrs. Aardwolf: Morning, everyone.

Batsox's mate: Good morning, Mrs. Aardwolf.

Listen and Lick: Hello.

Batsox: I see you're having the same idea as us.

Mrs. Aardwolf: Oh, yeah. This mound has the best termites.

Then along came Tough-O, the honey badger. He was also about to have termites for breakfast.

Tough-O: Yeah. This is some good stuff.

Batsox: Good morning, Tough-O.

Batsox's mate: Hello there, Tough-O.

Listen and Lick: Hi, Mr. Tough-O.

Tough-O: Hey there, everyone. What are ya doing today?

Batsox: Oh, nothing. I mean, there's not much to do.

Mr. Warthog came out of his hole.

Mr. Warthog: You're telling me. No one ever plays with me. Because I stink.

Tough-O: Brother, I know how you feel. (farts) Excuse me.

Mrs. Aardwolf: You're excused. (sniffs Tough-O's butt) Hey, it doesn't even smell that bad.

Mrs. Gazelle: At least I didn't lose my appetite.

Necktie: At least I can't smell that from up here.

Mr. Zebra: But you're right. There's nothing fun to do.

Mr. Rhino: So what should we do?

Batsox: I still can't think of anything. (get poked by Quillber) Ow.

Quillber: Whoops. Sorry about that.

Batsox: Nah. It's fine.

Quillber: Hey. How about hide and seek?

Necktie: It sounds boring.

Tough-O: At least it's better than nothing.

Batsox's mate: He's got a point.

Mrs. Gazelle: Okay. I'll be it. (starts counting to 10)

Batsox: Everyone, hide.

Everyone quickly went to a hiding place.

Mrs. Gazelle: 10. Ready or not, here I come.

Mrs. Gazelle went looking for her friends. She already found Batsox and his family, Slurpy and his mom, Mr. Warthog, Necktie, Necklace, Mr. Zebra, Thornsley and his mom, Nubs and his dad.

Mrs. Gazelle: Now I just need to find, Mrs. Aardwolf, Tough-O, and Quillber.

She found Mrs. Aardwolf in the mud, Quillber in the river, and Tough-O was hiding in Coils' hole. He was coiled by him.

Mrs. Gazelle: (laughs) Found you, Tough-O. I didn't expect you to hide in Coils' home.

Tough-O: Yeah. I should have asked. Sorry, Coils.

Coils: No worriessss. But don't do it again.

He uncoiled Tough-O, and went back in his hole.

Tough-O climbed out.

Mrs. Gazelle: Well, I found everyone.

Listen: Yeah. But I feel kinda bored. It was fun. But still boring.

Mr. Zebra: Yeah. The kid's right.

Then they all heard a roar.

Mrs. Hyena: What was that?

Slurpy's mom: It sounds like thunder.

Mrs. Aardwolf: But there's no dark clouds.

Batsox: No. That sounded more like... a lion.

A lion was running right at them.

Mr. Warthog: Everyone. Run. Hide.

Batsox: There's no where else to hide.

Coils: Quickly. In the burrowssss.

They each hid in a different hole.

Everyone ran away and hid. But Nubs' parents stood their ground.

Mr. Rhino: Back off.

Mrs. Rhino: Stay away from our son.

Lion: I don't want your son. I want the other animals. Where did they go?

Mrs. Rhino: They're already gone.

Lion: Dang it. I'll have to find some more prey.

Then the lion left.

Mr. Rhino: Okay, everyone. Lion's gone.

Batsox: That was close.

Coils: It sure wassss.

Quillber: Alright, kids. You're safe.

Lick: I thought he'd never leave.

Listen: Yeah.

Mrs. Gazelle: At least no one is hurt.

Just then, Batsox's mate saw his little penis and was curious.

Batsox's mate: Batsox. Your cock is rising.

Batsox: Oh. Sorry.

Mrs. Gazelle: Don't be sorry. It looks magnificent. And so does yours, honey.

Mr. Gazelle: Oh. Why thank you, my dear.

Batsox's mate: Mind if I give it a rub?

Batsox: Of course. (points his cock at his wife)

Batsox's mate: It feels good. (kept rubbing Batsox's weiner)

Batsox: Yeah. It does.

Just then, Quillber's wife started rubbing Quillber's penis.

Quillber: Whoa. That actually feels amazing.

Quillber's wife: Really?

Quillber: Really, really.

Mr. Warthog: I know. Let's have sex right now. Whatever it means.

They kept having sex.

Coils: This really is nice. (coils around Mrs. Aardwolf and Tough-O)

Tough-O: Would you two mind rubbing my cock?

Mrs. Aardwolf: Sure.

They both started rubbing Tough-O's penis. But then, the sun went down.

Mr. Zebra: Great. The sun is going down.

Mr. Gazelle: Well. Goodnight, everyone.

Everyone said goodnight to each other. Then they all went home. But Batsox woke up to a strange sound. He went to inspect it.

Batsox: Hello. Is anyone out there?

Batsox's mate: What's going on?

Batsox: I thought I heard something out here.

Batsox's mate: Sweetie, it's probably just one of our friends or neighbors. (nuzzles Batsox and licks him)

Batsox: Eh. You're right.

Then they both started kissing and licking each other's tongues. Just then, Listen, Lick, Tough-O, Mrs. Aardwolf, Mr. and Mrs. Gazelle, Coils, Quillber and his family, and Mr. Warthog came out and saw them.

(Batsox and his wife continuing being sexy)

Quillber: Guys.

They suddenly stopped and saw everyone. Everyone was in shock.

Tough-O: You're doing this now?

Batsox: Oh.

Both: Sorry.

Then a net, pose beam, and laser bubbles came out of nowhere and trapped Batsox, Batsox's mate, Coils, Tough-O, Mr. Gazelle, Quillber's wife, and Mr. Warthog.

Mr. Rhino: I recognize those traps.

Zach, Gourmand, Donita, and Dabio came out of hiding.

Mrs. Aardwolf: Oh no. It's the Wild Kratts villains. Zach Varmitech, Gaston Gourmand, Donita Donata and Dabio.

Gourmand: Well. What do we have here?

Donita: A bunch of creatures. Good for stuff.

Zach: That's right. Grab them.

The villains each grabbed the captured animals. Then they took off in their planes.

Listen: No. They took our parents.

Lick: And our friends and neighbors. What do we do?

Listen: I don't know. They probably took them far away.

Lick: Who knows what they're going to do to them.

They both started whimpering.

Mrs. Aardwolf: There, there, little ones. Calm down. Take a deep breath.

The three of them breath in and out.

Mrs. Aardwolf: You feel better?

Lick: A little. We're worried about them. Not just our parents, but all the creatures that were captured.

Mr. Hyena: I'm sure nothing will happen.

Mrs. Gazelle: Mr. Hyena.

Mr. Hyena: What?

Mrs. Gazelle: That's not helping.

Mrs. Hyena: Honey. Don't be mean to the kids.

Mr. Hyena: Oh. Sorry.

Coils' mate: Hey, how about a hug. But not too tight.

Listen: Okay.

They hugged each other.

Coils' mate: Don't worry. We'll get everyone back.

Listen: But how?

Quillber: Yeah. Everyone is captured, we don't know where they're going, and probably have a high security facility or lair.

Mrs. Aardwolf: Doesn't matter. The Wild Kratts never gave up on saving and protecting animals. Are we going to give up?

Everyone: No.

Mr. Hyena: I don't know.

Mrs. Hyena: Honey. (bites her husband's tail)

Mr. Hyena: Ow. What?

They all gave him angrily serious look.

Mr. Hyena: I mean... No. We're not.

Everyone: Yeah.

So Mrs. Aardwolf, Mrs. Aardvark, Listen, Lick, Quillber, Mrs. Gazelle, Witty, Blur, Coils' mate, Tough-O's mate, Mr. Warthog's mate went to get their friends. While the rest of the friends stayed in the savannah.

They all traveled a long distance, until they came to the human road.

Lick: I've never been away from the savannah.

Blur: Neither of us have, kid. It's the only way to protect ourselves from dangerous humans.

Quillber: Looks like we'll need to take this risk in the city.

Mrs. Aardvark: Alright. (sniffs) Yep. This way definitely.

Blur: Let's move.

Blur ran fast, but when she saw everyone back there, she ran back.

Blur: Oh. Right. I'm the only fast one here. Sorry. I got carried away.

Mr. Warthog: I guess we need a ride.

Then they all saw a garbage truck.

Witty: A garbage truck.

Blur: Everyone, get in.

They snuck past the garbage person and in the back of the truck. The garbage truck person got back in the truck and drove off.

Mrs. Aardvark: Hopefully, we'll find our friends in the city.

Mrs. Badger: I hope you're right. (farts)

Everyone: Mrs. Badger!!!

Mrs. Badger: Sorry.

Mrs. Aardwolf: Mrs. Badger. What did you eat?

Mrs. Badger: Just some termites and a lot of honeycomb.

Mrs. Warthog: Oh, great. At least it can't get worse. (farts) Whoo. Excuse me.

Mrs. Aardwolf: It smells worse than than the garbage truck.

They finally arrived in the city.

Mrs. Aardwolf: Well. This is the city.

Coils' mate: Time to save some creaturessss. To the creature rescue.

Mrs. Warthog: Wait. They'll see us. We need to stay low.

They all ran to a bush. Then they saw a clothes store.

Witty: I have an idea.

They came out with some clothes. When they saw Blur, Witty, and Mrs. Aardwolf, they saw they were wearing magnificent clothes.

Quillber: Oh my.

Witty: What?

Quillber: Nothing, nothing. Anyways, let's move.

Meanwhile, at Zach's HQ, the villains gathered all the creatures.

Gourmand: These creatures will make the perfect tasty meal.

Donita: No. They'll go good as wonderful fashion.

Zach: Wait. We can do whatever with them.

Villains: Yeah. That's right. (laughs)

At night, the animals were still searching for the hideout where the villains were.

Mrs. Aardvark: It's no use. We been searching and searching. But still, nothing.

Blur: Yeah. And I've been running from one place to another. I'm already tired.

Listen: But we have to keep going. We just know they're in the city somewhere.

Mrs. Aardvark: I'm sorry. Little ones. They're right.

Lick: Listen.

Listen: Yeah?

Lick: No, I meant listen up. We can't stop now. The villains took the ones we love, and we care about. Are we going to let them hurt them? No.

Listen: He's right. We can't give up. How would you feel if you're siblings were gone forever?

They both looked down upset with their ears down too.

Mrs. Badger: Shh. Settle down. We can see you're both upset. We would feel the same way.

Blur: That's right. We're going to find them, and that's a promise.

Listen and Lick: Okay.

Mrs. Gazelle: That's more like it. (sniffs) Ooh. I smell something really good.

They all smelled pizza.

Everyone: Pizza.

They hid behind a dumpster. Someone brought a pizza out and went back inside.

The animals quickly grabbed it and dashed. They ate until their bellies were full.

Mrs. Aardwolf: That was the best pizza.

Mrs. Badger: Now that we're not hungry, let's find the hideout.

They all smelled the scent.

Lick: We got something.

Then Lick, Listen and Mrs. Aardwolf heard laughs with their ears.

Listen: You hear that?

Mrs. Aardwolf: That sounds like laughing. It must be the villains.

Mrs. Warthog: The laughing is coming from in that building. Which means we'll find the captives.

They all ran to the building.

Listen: Whoa. It's tall.

Lick: Really, really tall.

Witty: It's taller than Necktie and Necklace.

Mrs. Aardvark: How do we get in?

Then they saw the elevator.

Witty: The elevator. Everyone, we're going up.

They all got in the elevator and went to the top. There, they arrived and saw the villains with everyone. They hid and looked around the corner.

Gourmand: You two will go nicely as a yummy dish.

Lick: Oh no. He's going to cook Mom, Dad, and Mr. Warthog.

Coils' mate: Not Jusssst that. Look.

Mrs. Badger: They're going to turn them into robots and fashion too.

Witty: They're not cooking, fashion designing, or using our friends for robots on our watches.

Listen: This maybe tougher than I thought.

Blur: We got this, kids.

Mrs. Aardwolf: Wait. What's the plan?

Everyone: Oh.

Mrs. Warthog: What? We don't have a plan?

Lick: Okay. I got a plan. But I don't know if it will work, and I don't think you'll look it.

Coils' mate: It'ssss all we got.

Lick: Okay. Witty, Mrs. Python and Mrs. Gazelle. Try to distract the villains.

Mrs. Gazelle: We're on it.

Listen: If they send anything after us, Blur, Mrs. Badger, Mrs. Warthog, and Quillber will take them out.

Tough-O's mate: I've been waiting to kick some butt.

The rest of us will try to and free the creatures.

Mrs. Aardvark: Let's do it.

Everyone: Break.

The were busy with doing their usual things with the animals. But Witty, Mrs. Python and Mrs. Gazelle came out.

Mrs. Gazelle: Hey.

The villains looked. The three animals started running around.

Mr. Gazelle: Girls. What are you doing?

Coils: It lookssss like they're distracting.

Gourmand: Look what else we have here. Get out of here. (blasts dough balls)

But they all dodged the dough balls. At last, Gourmand was out.

Mrs. Gazelle: Those were actually some good dough balls.

Then they saw their bellies were too big to move.

Witty: Oh no. We can't get get up.

Zach: That's it. Zachbots, get them.

A bunch of Zachbots and Mannequin bots came out. Blur, Mrs. Badger, Mrs. Warthog, and Quillber came out and started battling.

Listen: Come on.

They each started picking the at last everyone was free.

Batsox's mate: Pups. You did it.

Lick: Yeah. But it's not over yet.

Every Zachbot and Mannequin was taken out. The villains were surrounded.

Gourmand: I've got more dough balls to take you all out.

But But Batsox bit Zach's pants.

Zach: (screams) Get it off.

Gourmand: Take this.

Gourmand blasted him out of the window.

Listen and Lick: Dad.

Batsox fell down out of the building and in the trees and hard on the ground.

Batsox's mate: Batsox.

(villains laughing)

Donita: Now we got the creatures, all in one group.

Zach: And no one, not even those pesky Wild Rats can stop us now.

Gourmand: Get them.

Listen: (growls) You hurt our father.

The foxes, badgers, Blur, Mrs. Aardwolf, Mrs. Aardvark started biting Gourmand.

Gourmand: Hey. Stop that. (falls down)

Then the gazelles ram right into Zach. Witty started scratching him, and the porcupines poked him.

Zach: Ow. I want my mommy.

Donita: Dabio. We're out of here.

Dabio: Yes, Donita.

But Coils and his wife quickly coiled around them.

Donita: (screams) Snakes.

Then two anaconda snakes slithered in and coiled around Gourmand and Zach.

Coils: Condy. Conda.

Coils' mate: You know them.

Coils: Yeah. Just some friends I made. They helped me.

Condy: Of coursssse.

Zach: Let us go.

Mrs. Aardwolf: I don't think so. Guys.

The warthogs and badgers farted right at the villains.

Villains: (coughs)

Blur: Hurt our friends again and you'll be sorry.

Mrs. Aardwolf: Don't ever mess with animals again. Understand?

Villains: Okay. (screams)

Then they all left quickly.

Tough-O: Was it something we said?

Mrs. Aardwolf: Nah. Not really.

They all laughed. Then they all left the building.

Listen: Dad will be really proud of us. Wait. Dad.

They found him laying on ground hurt.

Lick: Dad.

Listen: Dad. Wake up.

Tough-O: He can't be.

Batsox: Ow. Man, that hurted.

Batsox's mate: You're okay.

Listen and Lick: Dad.

They all hugged each other.

Conda: Ssssave some hug for ussss.

They hugged them, but too tight.

Batsox: Uh. Too tight.

Condy: Oh. Sssso sorry.

Coils: Really. Guys, no squeezing our friends.

Batsox's mate: Bring it in, everyone.

They all started hugging each other. But they felt it tighter.

Mrs. Aardwolf: Coils. You said not too tight.

Coils: It'ssss not me.

Blur: It's all of us.

Witty: Oh.

Quillber: Watch for the quills. (accidentally pokes Witty)

Witty: Ow. Hey.

Mrs. Porcupine: Sorry.

(Mr. and Mrs. Warthog farts)

Blur: Mr. and Mrs. Warthog.

Mr. Warthog: Excuse us.

Mrs. Badger: Must be that pizza we had earlier. (farts)

Batsox's mate: You guys had pizza?

Mrs. Badger: How about some right now? We're in the city after all.

Everyone: Yeah.

They stayed behind the dumpster again and waited. Then they saw another pizza being brought out. As soon as the guy left, they enjoyed it again.

Mrs. Warthog: This is still the best pizza ever.

Mrs. Badger: It sure is.

Tough-O: It's so good, I can't stop eating.

Then the badgers kept eating until they pressed on each other's lips.

Witty: I guess you didn't have to.

Batsox: I can't believe we never got to taste this food.

Batsox's mate: Yep. I agree.

Then they both grabbed some off the pizza and began eating until they pressed on each other's noses too.

Lick: Well, this is awkward.

Tough-O: Yeah.

Batsox: What? It's a Lady and Tramp thing.

Batsox's mate: That's right. But you got cheese on you.

Batsox: You too.

They both started licking the cheese off each other.

Batsox: Much better.

Mrs. Aardwolf: You actually missed a spot or two.

Mrs. Aardwolf licked the foxes clean.

Mrs. Aardvark: Nope. You still missed. Let me help you.

Mrs. Aardvark used her long tongue to lick them all clean.

Mrs. Aardvark: Now that's some good cheese. (burps) Excuse me.

Everyone laughed. Then when everyone got home. The kids were asleep. But the adult foxes, badgers, aardwolves, porcupines and warthogs were busy being sexy.

Mr. Warthog: I wish this would never stop.

Mrs. Aardwolf: I doesn't have to until we eventually get tired.

Mrs. Badger: That's true. Let's keep going.

Everyone: (whispers) Okay.

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