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They're still our friends. We should at least apologize.\n\nRico: (groans) Fine.\n\nBut the dogs were far away.\n\nDalmatian: This isn't fair. Why did they have to do that?\n\nPug: I know. We just wanted to be with them and have fun.\n\nDalmatian: Yeah. Let's go home.\n\nPug: Yeah.\n\nJust then, a net dropped on them.\n\nPug: What the?! What's happening?\n\nDogcatcher: Well. Two dogs without leashes but collars.\n\nRico: (sniffs) They went this way. Vamos.\n\nThey came to a corner and saw the dogcatcher with their friends.\n\nSally: Oh no. We have help them.\n\nThe dogcatcher drove off. Rico and Sally chased after them. They kept going and going.\n\nRico: I have an idea.\n\nRico ran to the front. The dogcatcher saw him and slowed down. But he couldn't stop in time and the truck crashed.\n\nSally opened the cages. And the dogs jumped out.\n\nSally: Guys, are you okay?\n\nPug: Yeah.\n\nDalmatian: What about everyone else?\n\nGreyhound: Were okay.\n\nSally: Good. Wait. Rico.\n\nThey saw Rico hurt on the ground.\n\nSally: Oh my. Rico.\n\nSheepdog: I'm sorry. (howls)\n\n(all howling)\n\nJust then, Rico woke up.\n\nSally: Rico. Mi amor. You're okay.\n\nRico: Sí. Of course I am. I just had a bang on the head. Besides, nothing will keep us apart.\n\nSally: Aww, Rico. Te adoro.\n\nRico: I love you, Sally. Te amo.\n\nSally: I love you too, Rico. Yo también te amo.\n\nThey both kissed each other.\n\nDogs: Aww.\n\nThen they saw them also licking each other's tongues.\n\nDalmatian: Aww.\n\nPug: That's so nice.\n\nNewfoundland: That is really nasty. And so beautiful.\n\nSheepdog: I can't see. (blows his fur) Oh.\n\nChihuahua: That's so beautiful and sexy.\n\nThey stopped kissing.\n\nSally: Oh. That was something.\n\nRico: Yeah.\n\nThey saw the other dogs watching them.\n\n(Rico and Sally whistling)\n\nGreyhound: This is awkward.\n\nDogcatcher: (groans) Ow. Hey, stop right there, dogs.\n\nPug: Okay. Now, run.\n\n(Dogs barking and running)\n\nDogcatcher: Get back here. (trips)\n\nGreyhound: I think we lost him.\n\nSaint Bernard: That was amazing, you two.\n\n(all laughing)\n\nPug: But wait, where do we go now?\n\nRico: You don't have homes?\n\nSally: You poor things. Well I'm staying with Rico.\n\nRico: Really? Whoo-hoo.\n\nSally: As long as they can stay.\n\nRico looked and was speechless at first.\n\nRico: Eight dogs? My humans are not going to like this.\n\nWhen they got to Rico's home, Rico knocked on the door. His owners came out.\n\nRico's male owner: There you are, Rico. We were worried sick about you.\n\n(Rico barks)\n\nRico's male owner: What is it?\n\nRico revealed Sally to them.\n\nRico's female owner: Honey, it looks like Rico found love.\n\nMale owner's son: Ooh. Mom, Dad, can we keep her?\n\nMale owner's daughter: Please?\n\nJust then they saw six more dogs.\n\nRico's male owner: Oh no. No. I'm sorry, but no.\n\nMale owner's kids: Aww. Please?\n\nThe dogs started doing the puppy eyes.\n\nRico's female owner: Honey. I think it's wonderful idea.\n\nRico's male owner: (sighs) Okay. We'll keep them.\n\nKids: Yay.\n\n(Dogs barking with happiness)\n\nIn Rico's house, the dogs were getting ready to sleep. And the stray dogs were part of the family too. They got names. The pug was named Dante, the dalmatian was Marlene, the greyhound was Marvin, the sheepdog was named Peak, the newfoundland was named Nilla, and the chihuahua was Tiana.\n\nRico: So, how do you like it?\n\nSally: It feels wonderful to have a home again.\n\nNilla: Yeah. I love the beds.\n\nPeak: And I love the food. (farts)\n\nEveryone: Peak!!!\n\nPeak: Sorry. I guess those sausages were too much.\n\nMarvin: Seriously, man? What are you two going to do?\n\nRico: Well. We were thinking...\n\nSally: To get...\n\nBoth: Married.\n\nEveryone cheered and barked with happiness.\n\nMarlene: That's wonderful.\n\nRico: But we're doing it tomorrow.\n\nDante: Good idea. I could use some sleep. (yawns and falls asleep)\n\nNilla: Well that was something.\n\n(everyone giggles quietly and goes to sleep)\n\nBy morning, everyone was gather in the church for Rico and Sally's wedding.\n\nOfficiant: We are all gathered here to celebrate the marriage of these two dogs. Do you take this lovely dog to be your wife?\n\nRico: I do. (barks)\n\nOfficiant: And do you take this handsome boy to be your husband?\n\nSally: I do. (barks)\n\nOfficiant: I now pronounce these two married.\n\n(applause)\n\nRico and Sally both kissed.\n\nMarvin: (cries) This is so majestical.\n\nDante: I know.\n\n(both cries)\n\nAfter a few days, the dogs woke up.\n\nTiana: That was a wonderful wedding.\n\nNilla: Yeah. I wonder how the two lovebirds are doing.\n\nJust then, Rico and Sally came home.\n\nMarlene: Hey, you're back.\n\nSally: Yeah.\n\nRico: We even got a surprise.\n\nThree doberman puppies named Jason, Max, and Mavis, and three beagle puppies named Kagura, Pine and Bacon barged in and pounced on Peak.\n\nPeak: Whoa. Puppies. (laughs)\n\nMarlene: You had kids?\n\nSally: Yep. This is Jason, Max, Mavis, Kagura, Pine, and Bacon.\n\nPuppies: Hello.\n\nTiana: I guess that makes us aunts and uncles.\n\n(everyone laughing)", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "Rico was in Pet Paradise. But he was lonely after he found out McSquizzy was a boy.

Rico: I can't believe I fell for that boy squirrel.

Then Rico's stomach growled.

Rico: I better eat something.

He was going to get some food, but when he looked in a different direction, he saw the most beautiful dog ever. He couldn't turn away.

It was a beagle dog named Sally. When Sally went to eat, Rico started staring at her.

Rico: Wow. She's hot. (chuckling)

He was so into Sally, he step in front of her.

Sally: Oh. Hello.

Rico: Hola, chica. You look really pretty.

Sally: Thank you. My name is Sally.

Rico: Well, you can call me Rico.

(Spanish guitar music playing)

Sally: Well. Nice to... Nice to meet you, Rico. Now if you'll excuse me. I'm hungry.

Sally picked up her bowl.

Rico: Let me help you with that, baby.

Sally: No, it's okay. I got it.

Rico: But I can help you.

Sally: Rico, it's okay. I told you I can handle it.

Rico: Seriously. I can help.

Sally: Don't need help.

Rico: Please. Let me help you with your food.

Sally: Yes. And let me carry it myself. Now stop it, or it will...

But they both dropped it anyways.

Sally: Drop.

Rico: Oops. We can clean it up.

But Sally was embarrassed and upset.

Sally: Great. Everyone must have seen us.

Rico: Nonsense. I'm sure no one saw that.

But everyone actually did see the whole thing.

Sally: You were saying?

Rico: Look, I'm sorry. We can get you more.

Sally: So you can drop it again? Please. I'm not even hungry anymore.

Rico: But I...

Sally: Stop. Just, stop. Please just leave me alone.

Sally got mad at Rico and went somewhere else.

Rico: Wait. Baby. Come back.

Rico went to her. She was resting under a umbrella.

Rico: Chica. I'm really sorry.

Sally: Please. Like sausages you are. Go away.

Rico: Okay. Look, I didn't mean for us to drop your food. Please, just forgive me.

Sally wasn't angry anymore. But she still a little upset.

Sally: I just can't.

Rico: Maybe my cock will change your mind.

Rico showed his cock to Sally.

Sally: Wow. That's a handsome cock, big fella. Like you. (licks Rico)

Rico blushed.

Rico: Thank you. Look, Sally, I'm apologize for upsetting you. I really didn't mean to ruin your meal.

Sally: That's okay. Because you just brighten my day.

Rico: So. You wanna do sex with me?

Sally: I thought you never asked.

So they went near the pool and started. Sally started rubbing Rico's penis.

Sally: This feels wonderful.

Rico: (sighs) Sí. It does. Keep going.

She kept rubbing. Then they both started rubbing each other's butts.

Rico: (sighs) You know, Sally, Chica, your butt is so big and beautiful. Even though it's actually not too big.

Sally: Gracias, Rico. Your butt is so big and handsome.

Then they started rubbing each other's bellies.

Rico: I wish this will never stop.

Sally: Me too. Let's keep going, mi amor.

Rico: Sí.

So they both kept going.

Rico: Sally, I was wondering? Would you like to go out?

Sally: Like a date? Well, I'm not busy. Of course.

Rico: Yes. We'll have our date tonight.

Just then, a dalmatian and pug saw them.

Dalmatian: They're doing tummy rub?

Pug: Come on.

Rico and Sally kept tummy rubbing each other until the the dalmatian and the pug came.

Rico: Excuse me? What do you two want?

Pug: We were wondering if we could have tummy rubs too.

Rico: Sorry, but this is alone time for us. So, adios, amigos.

Dalmatian and Pug: Aww.

Sally: Rico. Actually, we'd like to do that.

The two dogs were happy again and got their tummies scratched.

Rico: This is just great.

(Screen changes)

At night, Rico snuck out. He went to Sally's house and tapped on the window. Sally woke up and saw him. She opened the window.

Sally: I'll be right out.

Sally got her dress on and went back down.

Sally: Done. What do you think?

Rico looked at her. He was very amazed.

Rico: You look perfectly daisy.

They went to a restaurant.

Sally: This is a wonderful date night.

Rico: Yep. Just us two. And everyone else having a date.

Rico: I got to know, how you didn't have a collar?

Sally: Oh. I'm actually a stray.

Rico: What?

Sally: I was woods when me and my humans were camping. But when I found my ball, they were hurt. Someone killed them. So I stayed on the streets.

Rico: I'm sorry to hear that. But stray or not, I still like you.

Sally: Aww. Rico.

They both did a french kiss.

Sally: You know, that felt wonderful.

Rico suddenly felt his cock being rubbed. He thought it was Sally rubbing it.

Rico: (sighs) You know, you really have a liking to my weiner.

Sally: Huh? I'm not even touching you.

Rico: Really? Then who's...

(Rico looks under the table and sees the two dogs)

Rico: Oh. It's you two. What is it?

Pug: What are you guys doing?

Sally: We're on a date.

Dalmatian: A date? Rico, you sly dog.

Rico: Yes. And we some alone time. So please, if you're not eating, then please leave.

Sally: Speaking of eating, I still haven't eaten ever since the thing at Pet Paradiso.

Just then, the chef brought out their food. It was the lot of food.

Dalmatian: Well let's not just sit drooling for food, let's eat.

Rico: No. We eat. You two leave.

Sally: Rico's right. This is our date, not yours. But there's plenty of food.

(few minutes later)

Sally: That was really good.

Rico: There's even pasta.

They began eating it. Then Rico and Sally kept slurping a strand until they pressed on each other's noses.

Pug: Aww. That's so sweet. Let me try.

But when the pug was slurping a pasta strand, it got stuck.

Pug: This dumb pasta.

Dalmatian: I got it.

Rico: Wait. Espera.

Sally: Guys, careful not to...

But when they pulled it too hard, they all fell. And they even tangled in the strand of pasta.

Dalmatian and Pug: Sorry.

Rico: That's it.

Sally: Rico, calm down.

Rico: No. These two needs to hear this.

Dalmatian: Hear what?

Rico: Look, we're all friends here, but we wanted to have a fun night together, just the two of us. But you two had to ruin it.

Both: What?

Sally: What he's saying is that we just wanted alone time. So maybe it's best you wait for our date to be over.

Dalmatian and Pug: Oh.

Pug: (sighs) Okay. Come on, let's just go home.

The two dogs left sadly. Three minutes later, Rico and Sally were finished with their date.

Rico: Now that was delicious. Right, chica?

Sally: It was. And the food was so good.

When they came out of the restaurant, they thought about their friends.

Sally: You think we should talk to our friends?

Rico: No. They ruined our date.

Sally: Rico. They're still our friends. We should at least apologize.

Rico: (groans) Fine.

But the dogs were far away.

Dalmatian: This isn't fair. Why did they have to do that?

Pug: I know. We just wanted to be with them and have fun.

Dalmatian: Yeah. Let's go home.

Pug: Yeah.

Just then, a net dropped on them.

Pug: What the?! What's happening?

Dogcatcher: Well. Two dogs without leashes but collars.

Rico: (sniffs) They went this way. Vamos.

They came to a corner and saw the dogcatcher with their friends.

Sally: Oh no. We have help them.

The dogcatcher drove off. Rico and Sally chased after them. They kept going and going.

Rico: I have an idea.

Rico ran to the front. The dogcatcher saw him and slowed down. But he couldn't stop in time and the truck crashed.

Sally opened the cages. And the dogs jumped out.

Sally: Guys, are you okay?

Pug: Yeah.

Dalmatian: What about everyone else?

Greyhound: Were okay.

Sally: Good. Wait. Rico.

They saw Rico hurt on the ground.

Sally: Oh my. Rico.

Sheepdog: I'm sorry. (howls)

(all howling)

Just then, Rico woke up.

Sally: Rico. Mi amor. You're okay.

Rico: Sí. Of course I am. I just had a bang on the head. Besides, nothing will keep us apart.

Sally: Aww, Rico. Te adoro.

Rico: I love you, Sally. Te amo.

Sally: I love you too, Rico. Yo también te amo.

They both kissed each other.

Dogs: Aww.

Then they saw them also licking each other's tongues.

Dalmatian: Aww.

Pug: That's so nice.

Newfoundland: That is really nasty. And so beautiful.

Sheepdog: I can't see. (blows his fur) Oh.

Chihuahua: That's so beautiful and sexy.

They stopped kissing.

Sally: Oh. That was something.

Rico: Yeah.

They saw the other dogs watching them.

(Rico and Sally whistling)

Greyhound: This is awkward.

Dogcatcher: (groans) Ow. Hey, stop right there, dogs.

Pug: Okay. Now, run.

(Dogs barking and running)

Dogcatcher: Get back here. (trips)

Greyhound: I think we lost him.

Saint Bernard: That was amazing, you two.

(all laughing)

Pug: But wait, where do we go now?

Rico: You don't have homes?

Sally: You poor things. Well I'm staying with Rico.

Rico: Really? Whoo-hoo.

Sally: As long as they can stay.

Rico looked and was speechless at first.

Rico: Eight dogs? My humans are not going to like this.

When they got to Rico's home, Rico knocked on the door. His owners came out.

Rico's male owner: There you are, Rico. We were worried sick about you.

(Rico barks)

Rico's male owner: What is it?

Rico revealed Sally to them.

Rico's female owner: Honey, it looks like Rico found love.

Male owner's son: Ooh. Mom, Dad, can we keep her?

Male owner's daughter: Please?

Just then they saw six more dogs.

Rico's male owner: Oh no. No. I'm sorry, but no.

Male owner's kids: Aww. Please?

The dogs started doing the puppy eyes.

Rico's female owner: Honey. I think it's wonderful idea.

Rico's male owner: (sighs) Okay. We'll keep them.

Kids: Yay.

(Dogs barking with happiness)

In Rico's house, the dogs were getting ready to sleep. And the stray dogs were part of the family too. They got names. The pug was named Dante, the dalmatian was Marlene, the greyhound was Marvin, the sheepdog was named Peak, the newfoundland was named Nilla, and the chihuahua was Tiana.

Rico: So, how do you like it?

Sally: It feels wonderful to have a home again.

Nilla: Yeah. I love the beds.

Peak: And I love the food. (farts)

Everyone: Peak!!!

Peak: Sorry. I guess those sausages were too much.

Marvin: Seriously, man? What are you two going to do?

Rico: Well. We were thinking...

Sally: To get...

Both: Married.

Everyone cheered and barked with happiness.

Marlene: That's wonderful.

Rico: But we're doing it tomorrow.

Dante: Good idea. I could use some sleep. (yawns and falls asleep)

Nilla: Well that was something.

(everyone giggles quietly and goes to sleep)

By morning, everyone was gather in the church for Rico and Sally's wedding.

Officiant: We are all gathered here to celebrate the marriage of these two dogs. Do you take this lovely dog to be your wife?

Rico: I do. (barks)

Officiant: And do you take this handsome boy to be your husband?

Sally: I do. (barks)

Officiant: I now pronounce these two married.

(applause)

Rico and Sally both kissed.

Marvin: (cries) This is so majestical.

Dante: I know.

(both cries)

After a few days, the dogs woke up.

Tiana: That was a wonderful wedding.

Nilla: Yeah. I wonder how the two lovebirds are doing.

Just then, Rico and Sally came home.

Marlene: Hey, you're back.

Sally: Yeah.

Rico: We even got a surprise.

Three doberman puppies named Jason, Max, and Mavis, and three beagle puppies named Kagura, Pine and Bacon barged in and pounced on Peak.

Peak: Whoa. Puppies. (laughs)

Marlene: You had kids?

Sally: Yep. This is Jason, Max, Mavis, Kagura, Pine, and Bacon.

Puppies: Hello.

Tiana: I guess that makes us aunts and uncles.

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