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Spike: Oh. It's only you, Benny.
Benny: Surprised to see me.
Spike: What do you want?
Benny: Now calm down. I don't want any trouble. I just want to show you this.
Spike looked at his penis.
Spike: Okay. What about your cock?
Benny: Oh nothing. I just wanted to show it to you.
Spike: Oh really. Well have a look at mine.
Benny was impressed by Spike's weiner.
Benny: You know what? How about we stop all this fighting and just be friends.
Spike: Alright then.
Spike and Benny shook on it. Spike was busy strolling around the neighborhood with his penis out when he saw other dogs.
Preston: Hey Spike. Cool weiner.
Spike: Thanks.
Muffin: Nice penis you got there, Benny.
Brown Bulldog: It sure is.
Benny: Why thank you.
Barkley: What a wonderful penis.
Ace: It looks so amazing.
Rocco: And awesome.
Spike: What about mine?
But they were to focused on Benny's cock.
Spike went somewhere else.
As soon as Bernice, Boswell, Clancy and Coco saw Spike down, they went to see him.
Boswell: What's the problem, Spike?
Spike: It's just that everyone is focused on Benny's penis, but I walk around and they don't really notice mine.
Bernice: Don't worry. I'm sure that's not true.
They looked and there were more dogs around Benny.
Boswell: You were saying?
Coco: Ah. Just forget about them.
Clancy: Yeah. I like it.
Spike: Thank you all.
Coco: Hey handsome? Mind if we touched it.
Spike: Sure. In fact, anyone can.
Boswell: Really? (howls)
Coco: Yes. Awesome.
Clancy: Hey guys. (whistles)
Some dogs, even Spike's brother left Benny to see Spike and his cock. They were all impressed by Spike's penis instead of Benny's. This made Benny jealousy mad and decided to get better than him. But Spike was the one who got better. It was nighttime and Benny came right to Spike.
Benny: Excuse me?
Spike: What?
Benny: Didn't we agree on being friends?
Spike: Friends? (laughs). You actually thought I was going to be your friend after what you did today? Please.
Benny: What I did?
Spike: Yes. Everyone was focused on your cocky penis and they didn't bother to check mines out too.
Benny: Please. You're just jealous that my penis cooler than yours.
Spike: Oh am I now. Well if you didn't steal everyone from me, I wouldn't be jealous. Besides, you were just showing off.
Benny: Was not.
Spike: Was too.
Benny: Stop. This isn't getting us anywhere. So you know what? We should have a fight, tomorrow.
Spike: Fine. Name the time and the prize.
Benny: Fine. Tomorrow at sundown, in the woods. The winner gets to let any dog touch his penis and gets to wear an penis accessory, but loser has to admit that the winner's cock is better.
Spike: Deal.
And they shook on it.
To be continued...",
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