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Come with us.\n\nWolf 1: Because the wild is where we belong.\n\nWolf 2: Yeah. Sorry, kids.\n\nMel: Well then. I guess this is goodbye.\n\nThe Viper hugged them all tightly again.\n\nAll: Aww.\n\nMax: Hey. Too tight.\n\nViper: Oh. Ssssorry friendssss.\n\nThat night, they saw a train coming. They got ready to jump.\n\nDuke: Ready?\n\nRooster: Jump.\n\nThey jumped and made it on the train.\n\nMel: Hey guys. Where were we? When we were interrupted.\n\nThey continued having sex on the train. At last, they made it home to New York.\n\nGidget: We're home.\n\nBuddy: Man, it feels good to be home.\n\nMax: Yeah. Hey, dogs. We never got a chance to smell you.\n\nMike: Oh yeah.\n\nThey started sniffing each other butts.\n\nBut instead of Gidget smelling the dogs' butts, she started touching Max's rump.\n\nChloe: Gidget, what are you doing?\n\nGidget: I just having more sex.\n\nJen: Really, Mom?\n\nEveryone laughed.", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "That night, the pets were busy having fun and sex.

Chloe: You know, this is actually not bad.

Daisy: Mmm, Mmm, Mmm. You said it, sister.

Dash: I feel like never stopping.

Pepe: Yep. Especially with my girlfriend, Sadie.

Sadie: What?

They all looked at Pepe.

Pepe: I mean... friends. Okay. Fine. I just said girlfriend.

Sadie: Aww. Gracias. (kisses Pepe)

Pepe: That felt nice.

Max: Okay, everyone. Let's go home.

Chloe: Finally. I've been waiting to hear that all night.

Sam: Right now?

Dash: Can't we stay a little longer?

Chloe: No. Just no.

So the pets on their way home. But they couldn't tell where they were.

Mel: So, which way is home?

They all looked in different directions.

Duke: Oh no. Tell me were not lost.

Angie: We're not lost, are we?

Buddy: Nope. We're lost alright.

Luke: Everyone. Let's not panic.

Mel: Aah. We're lost. What do we do?

Jack slapped Mel to calm him down.

Jack: Pull yourself together man. We'll find a way home.

Bella: We just need a place to camp, then we can hike in the morning.

Roland: Yeah. I'm getting tired.

Cole: Me too.

Angie: Yeah.

Jen: Same here.

Just then, they heard rustling.

Max: Hello?

Lucas: Who's there?

Just then, they saw some pets.

Jen: Look, there more pets.

Mike: Oh. Maybe they can help. Hey, excuse us?

They turned around and actually turned out to be the Circus Wolves.

Daisy: (gasps) You.

Wolf 1: Remember us?

Cole: Wolves?

Gidget: We can take them. There's more of us.

(Wolves growling)

Mel: Actually. I think we should run.

(Wolves continue growling)

Buddy: Yeah. Ruuuuuuun!

The wolves chased them all over the forest. Then the wolves and looked behind them and gasped. The pets also looked behind them. A big snake slithered from behind the trees. It revealed itself to be The Viper.

Wolf 2: That's a big snake.

Max: Wait. What? The Viper?

Mina: Wait. You two know this big snake?

Duke: Yeah. But we thought he was dead.

Angie: Well then, it looks like he's back.

Viper: (hisses). Hello.

Then he saw everyone's penis and was interested.

Viper: That looks wonderful.

Wolf 3: Runnnnnn!

The snake chased them all over the forest. The pets and wolves tried to outrun The Viper. But the big snake was too fast and was catching up to them.

Everyone ran behind a big rock. Buddy looked back. The Viper wasn't there.

Buddy: Alright. I think we lost him.

Wolf 1: Yeah. Sorry we were chasing you all. Friends?

Daisy: Friends. But I'm watching you.

The pets and wolves were now friends and they walked home.

Lewis: You guys, I'm tired.

Chloe: Me too.

Mel: Me three.

Roland: Yeah. My paws are tired.

Rooster: Alright. Let's just sleep here.

The pets agreed. And they fell fast asleep. But what they didn't know was that the Viper was sleeping all around them. That morning, everyone woke up, even the Viper.

Rooster: Good morning, everyone.

All: Good morning.

Luke: Good morning.

Viper: Good morning.

Luke: Oh. Good morning, Mr. Viper. Wait. Viper.

Viper: (hisses)

Sam: Yikes.

Mel: Snake.

Viper, the big started coiling around everyone.

Chloe: What's he doing?

Sam: It looks like he's giving us a hug. A really big hug.

Chloe: A hug? Really?

Sam: Yeah. Like I said, a big hug.

Jen: Oh. A hug doesn't sound too dangerous.

Lewis: Wait. It's not a hug?

Daisy: No, Lewis. He's coiling around us.

Mel: Coiling?

Gidget: Yes. Constricting snakes wrap around their prey and starts constricting them until they can't breathe anymore.

Bella: Um, Gidget? What do you mean by constricting?

Wolf 4: She's saying the snake is going to squeeze us until we cough out our last breath.

And the snake did, and then he started squeezing. The pets started groaning.

Jack: (groans) Okay. This really hurts.

Mel: I know. I like hugs, but this snake is hugging us too tightly.

Daisy: What do we do?

Rooster: Everyone. Bite.

Everyone bit the snake. Viper hissed in pain. The pets were free and they ran for their lives.

Lucas: This can't go on. He's going to keep chasing us.

Duke: Everyone. Let's split up.

So they all splited up. But the snake was so big and long, that he used his tail to surround everyone. The viper was chasing the wolves. But the wolves ran so close to the edge, they fell off the cliff. The Viper decided to save them. He coiled around the tree and used his tail to catch them from falling. He finally caught them.

Wolves: Thanks.

Viper: You're welcome.

And Viper gave them a hug.

Pets: Aww.

Bella: Thanks for saving our friends.

Buddy: Yeah.

Chloe: Hey guys. I love this emotional stuff. But which way is home?

Cole: Um. We don't know.

Viper: (hisses) Follow me.

The Viper led them straight to the train tracks.

Viper: Follow these trackssss. They will take you sssstraight to Manhattan, New York.

Daisy: They better. Still, thank you.

Gidget: Wait. Why won't you come with us?

Roland: Yeah. Come with us.

Wolf 1: Because the wild is where we belong.

Wolf 2: Yeah. Sorry, kids.

Mel: Well then. I guess this is goodbye.

The Viper hugged them all tightly again.

All: Aww.

Max: Hey. Too tight.

Viper: Oh. Ssssorry friendssss.

That night, they saw a train coming. They got ready to jump.

Duke: Ready?

Rooster: Jump.

They jumped and made it on the train.

Mel: Hey guys. Where were we? When we were interrupted.

They continued having sex on the train. At last, they made it home to New York.

Gidget: We're home.

Buddy: Man, it feels good to be home.

Max: Yeah. Hey, dogs. We never got a chance to smell you.

Mike: Oh yeah.

They started sniffing each other butts.

But instead of Gidget smelling the dogs' butts, she started touching Max's rump.

Chloe: Gidget, what are you doing?

Gidget: I just having more sex.

Jen: Really, Mom?

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