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You too, Murphy.\n\nMurphy: Glad I could help. But I'm still sad after what I did.\n\nPhinny: That's okay, Murphy. It was an accident. \n\nLuna: Yeah. Don't listen to Bobby. It wasn't your fault.\n\nMurphy: I don't know. Maybe he's right. I'll see you pups some other time.\n\nThen he left. The pups didn't like seeing him sad.\n\nTank: He sure is sad.\n\nPhinny: Yeah.\n\nBack at HQ, everyone was at dinner. PawPaw noticed the pups weren't as hungry as they used to be.\n\nPawPaw: Hey, pups. Is something wrong?\n\nMaya: Yeah. Usually Tank is more hungry than you.\n\nTank: Yeah. But we're just not hungry right now.\n\nHarry: Why? I made everything perfectly. Did I put accidently put something in this food?\n\nPhinny: No. We're just not feeling the hungry mood right now.\n\nBailey: Bark, bark. (licks Phinny)\n\nGrandma Dee: What's the problem?\n\nRoxy: It's Murphy.\n\nHarry: Murphy?\n\nLuna: Yeah. He told us what happened with him and his accidents.\n\nPhinny: We saw how sad he was.\n\nMaya: Don't worry. He'll feel better. Just wait and see.\n\nPhinny: Okay.\n\nAt night, Murphy couldn't sleep. He was still thinking about what happened.\n\nMurphy: Aww, man. I wonder if everyone is mad at me. I caused a lot of accidents and problems. I'll just sleep this off.\n\nMurphy went to sleep. Next day, Murphy was doing a walk around Petsburg, he was still gloomy.\n\nMurphy: Man. I couldn't sleep last night. \n\nThe Wagners suddenly spotted Murphy, and saw how sad he was. The pups pounced on him.\n\nMurphy: (laughs) Okay, pups. That’s enough.\n\nMrs. Wagner: We're really sorry about that, Murphy.\n\nMurphy: Don't worry. No harm done. Well, almost.\n\nMr. Wagner: Murphy. We saw that you were feeling down. Is everything okay?\n\nMurphy: Oh, that. I caused three accidents yesterday. First with Sheila. Then with Professor Frazzle. And finally, with Pupstruction.\n\nMr. Wagner: Oh. Sorry to hear that.\n\nMurphy: It's fine. But they're probably mad at me.\n\nMrs. Wagner: Murphy. I'm sure they're not.\n\nMurphy: I'm not so sure. Bobby said how clumsy I was. And he's right.\n\nMrs. Wagner: Now don't listen to what grump said, Murphy.\n\nMurphy: Why? He's right. When was the last time I didn't cause problems?\n\nMr. Wagner: Oh. Point taken. I know. How about some lunch? That’ll cheer you up.\n\nMurphy: (stomach growls) (giggles) I could use some food right now.\n\nMr. Wagner: That's the spirit. Come on.\n\nThey all went to Bone Appetito. They had lunch with Phinny, Luna, Tank, Roxy, Maya, Harry, Bailey, Grandma Dee, PawPaw, Funny, Wally, Sadie, Captain Seadog and Callie. And Murphy was feeling better.\n\nMurphy: You know, I kinda feel better.\n\nMr. Wagner: I told you.\n\nCallie: Yeah. Nothing like having a nice meal with your friends.\n\nMurphy: True.\n\nFunny Ferguson: I know what will put a smile. What did the dogs say when it was hot? “Hot dog, it sure is hot today.”\n\nThey all laughed. Even Murphy laughed.\n\nMurphy: You really are funny.\n\nFunny Ferguson: I know. It's a gift.\n\nLuna: I have a gift like that. But also digging, and getting dirty, and chasing Mr. Tail. (wags her tail) You think that's funny, Mr. Tail? Come here. I'm going to get you. I'm going to get you.\n\nBut she still failed to catch Mr. Tail.\n\nLuna: I still can't catch him after all these weeks. One day, I'll catch him for sure.\n\nMurphy: I'm sure you'll catch him someday. I'm going to the bathroom.\n\nMurphy went to the bathroom. When he was done, he looked at himself in the mirror and thought about everything.\n\nMurphy: (sighs sadly) Clumsy dog. He's right. Clumsy dog Murphy it's going to continue to be.\n\nMurphy came out and tripped on his ear. Chef Boneitelli was bringing some food for her customers until she saw Murphy.\n\nChef Boneitelli: Murphy. Be careful.\n\nMurphy: I'm trying.\n\nTank: Everyone, get down.\n\nEveryone ducked down. Murphy crashed into Chef Boneitelli. The food spilled everywhere. Everyone got back up and saw the mess. They were all surprised.\n\n(Everyone gasps)\n\nMurphy: Oh no.\n\nChef Boneitelli: This place is a mess.\n\nMurphy: I'm so sorry. Are you hurt?\n\nChef Boneitelli: No, I'm okay.\n\nBobby saw everything too.\n\nBobby Boots: You should be sorry. Look at what you've caused.\n\n(Murphy whimpers)\n\nHarry: Bobby, it was an accident.\n\nBobby Boots: Okay. If it was an accident. Why is he so clumsy? No wonder he’s called an accident-prone dog.\n\n(Everyone gasps)\n\nMurphy: What?\n\n(Sentence echoing)\n\nChef Boneitelli: Murphy. Are you okay?\n\nMurphy: (sniffles) No. I'll just go.\n\nChef Boneitelli: Wait.\n\nPhinny: Murphy. Wait.\n\nBut Murphy had already left.\n\nRoxy: Poor Murphy.\n\nFunny Ferguson: I feel bad for him.\n\nTank: Me too.\n\nRoxy: I do too.\n\nMrs. Wagner: Bobby, that wasn't very nice.\n\nBobby Boots: Hah. I don't care. It's true.\n\nJust then, Professor Frazzle and Sheila came in.\n\nProfessor Frazzle: Hey, everyone.\n\nPhinny: Hi, Professor Frazzle. Hi, Sheila.\n\nSheila: Hey, what happened here? And why is Murphy sad?\n\nPawPaw: Murphy made a big mess on accident.\n\nGrandma Dee: But he blames himself for it.\n\nSheila: Oh. That explains it.\n\nTank: Yeah. Bobby was teasing him and said he was an accident-prone.\n\nSadie: He probably thought we were upset with him for all the accidents yesterday. But we're not.\n\nLuna: Yeah. The mess he just made wasn't his fault.\n\nPhinny: He just doesn't see it.\n\nMr. Poochman: This is your fault, Bobby.\n\nMrs. Poochman: He's right.\n\nBobby Boots: Okay. How is this my fault?\n\nWally Whiskers: If you hadn't said those things about him, he wouldn't be sad right now.\n\nCaptain Seadog: Aye. They be right.\n\nCallie: That's right.\n\nSniff: Boss, even though it's true about Murphy causing a lot of accidents, they're right.\n\nBobby Boots: Oh, please. It's the truth. He's an accident-prone. Okay. Come on. Everyone understand what I'm saying, right?\n\nBut everyone just gave Bobby the seriously angry look. Then Chef Boneitelli slapped Bobby.\n\nChef Boneitelli: Don't you dare talk about my customers. Hmph.\n\nFunny Ferguson: Wow. I never saw her get that mad.\n\nProfessor Frazzle: Well, we were going to tell him the same thing about the mess wasn't his doing.\n\nSheila: We wanted to bring him something.\n\nPhinny: We should go talk to him.\n\nThey went to Murphy's house. But he was still sad and gloomy.\n\nMurphy: At least there's something I can't break. My house. Good thing the pups came up with this idea.\n\nPhinny knocked on his door.\n\nPhinny: Murphy.\n\nMurphy: Go away.\n\nTank: Murphy, can you please come out?\n\nMurphy: No.\n\nRoxy: Please, Murphy? Let's just talk.\n\nMurphy came out still looking gloomy.\n\nMurphy: What is it?\n\nPawPaw: Look, we're sorry for what happened in there.\n\nGrandma Dee: We wanted to see if you're okay.\n\nMurphy: No, I'm not okay.\n\nSheila: We made you a slice of cake.\n\nProfessor Frazzle: Yeah. We know it wasn't your doing. You just couldn't stop yourself.\n\nCocoa: That's right.\n\nMurphy: Really?\n\nBailey: Uh-huh. (licks Murphy)\n\nMurphy: Aww. Thanks, everyone.\n\nHarry: You're welcome. But someone else has something to say to you.\n\nThey all turned to Bobby.\n\nBobby Boots: What?\n\nChef Boneitelli: Don't you have something you want to tell Murphy?\n\nMayor Gilmore: He sure does. Right, Lloyd?\n\nLloyd: He sure does, ma’am.\n\nScratch: Come on, boss.\n\nSniff: Yeah, say it.\n\nBobby Boots: Say what?\n\nFunny Ferguson: Really, Bobby?\n\nMaya: Oh, brother. (facepalms)\n\nPawPaw: That your sorry.\n\nBobby Boots: What? No way.\n\nEveryone: Bobby!!!\n\nBobby Boots: Fine. Murphy, I'm sorry for being mean to you. And for calling you accident-prone and clumsy.\n\nMurphy: Aww. Thanks.\n\nMurphy pounced on Bobby and began licking his face.\n\nBobby Boots: Alright. Alright.\n\nThen the dogs started licking him.\n\nBobby Boots: Alright. I get it. I'm down. I'm down.\n\nThey all stopped.\n\nBobby Boots: Next time, just hugs will do.\n\nTank: Nah. We'll stick to licking too. (licks Bobby)\n\nBobby Boots: Fine.\n\nSadie: Murphy. Do you feel better?\n\nMurphy: Yeah. I could use that cake too.\n\nBut tripped and accidently knocked cake in the air, and it landed on everyone.\n\nMurphy: Oh. Sorry.\n\nPhinny: Don't worry. It was an accident.\n\nTank: Yep. (licks some of the icing) A tasty accident.\n\nEveryone laughed.", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "In Petsburg, Murphy, the accident-prone dog, was helping Sheila with the garbage.

Sheila: What a wonderful day.

Murphy: It sure is.

Sheila: There's the trash. Let's load her up.

They both loaded all the garbage in the truck.

Sheila: All done.

Murphy: Yep. I just hope I don't cause any accidents today. I'm trying to keep myself from causing it.

Sheila: I'm sure you won't cause any today.

Murphy: I sure hope so. Excuse me. (licks his penis)

Sheila: (laughs) Murphy.

Murphy: What? I like doing this.

(Both laughing)

Then he tripped on his ear. And Murphy crashed into the truck. All the garbage was scattered.

Murphy: Whoops. I did it again. I'm so sorry, Sheila.

Sheila: That's okay, Murphy. We can clean it right back up.

Murphy and Sheila gathered all the garbage and loaded all of it into Sheila’s truck.

Sheila: That’s all of it, again.

Murphy: Yeah.

Murphy felt bad after what happened.

Murphy: Still, I'm sorry about the garbage.

Sheila: That's okay. It was an accident.

Murphy: Yeah. You're right.

But he was still feeling bad, and he went somewhere else. Sheila felt bad for him.

Sheila: Aww, man. It was just an accident.

Murphy kept walking. Just then, he saw Professor Frazzle.

Murphy: Professor Frazzle. Maybe she needs help with something.

He went to her.

Professor Frazzle: Oh. Hi, Murphy.

Murphy: Hi, Professor Frazzle. I was wondering if you need help with something.

Professor Frazzle: Hmm. Well, there is something I need help with. Follow me.

They went inside Professor Frazzle's lab.

Professor Frazzle: I've been trying to work on a new formula. Not really sure what it will do. But I'm curious to find out.

Murphy: Okay. What kind of formula?

Professor Frazzle: Oh. Just something new.

So they both poured different chemicals to see what they'll do.

Professor Frazzle: It's done.

Murphy: But what does it do?

Professor Frazzle: I still don't know.

Murphy: I can try it out.

But slipped and dropped the chemical.

Murphy: Oh no. I'm double sorry.

Professor Frazzle: Ah. Don't worry. Nothing a little fixer-upper can't handle.

They cleaned up the mess.

Murphy: Maybe I'll just leave.

Professor Frazzle: Murphy. Wait.

But Murphy had already left. Professor Frazzle also felt bad for Murphy.

Professor Frazzle: Poor dog. It was just an accident.

Murphy was wandering around the city.

Murphy: Aww, man. I can't believe it. I ruined something again.

Then he saw the Pup Crew busy with their build.

Murphy: Oh. Hiya, Pupstruction.

Luna: Hi, Murphy.

Tank: What are you doing today?

Murphy: Not that much. (sighs)

Phinny: Murphy, are you okay?

Murphy: No. I'm not. I caused two accidents.

Roxy: Pawsome. I mean that's horrible.

Tank: That's okay. Hey, you wanna help us?

Roxy: Yeah. We're building a house for a new dog named Cocoa.

Murphy: I don't know. I don't want to cause more accidents. But I guess I could pitch in.

So he helped the pups build the house. But tripped and crashed through the wall. Bobby saw everything.

Murphy: Whoops.

Bobby Boots: (laughs) The clumsy dog ruined another build. Now I’ve seen everything.

Tank: It wasn't his fault.

Scratch: Yeah. That's not nice, boss.

Bobby Boots: Oh, please. Everyday, he screws up and destroys something. So technically, it is his fault. Anyways, later.

Then Bobby and his crew left.

Phinny: Don't worry, Murphy. We can fix that.

Finally, the house was done. Cocoa loved her new house.

Cocoa: Thank you, Pupstruction. I love this house.

Tank: You're welcome, Cocoa.

Phinny: Well done, crew. You too, Murphy.

Murphy: Glad I could help. But I'm still sad after what I did.

Phinny: That's okay, Murphy. It was an accident.

Luna: Yeah. Don't listen to Bobby. It wasn't your fault.

Murphy: I don't know. Maybe he's right. I'll see you pups some other time.

Then he left. The pups didn't like seeing him sad.

Tank: He sure is sad.

Phinny: Yeah.

Back at HQ, everyone was at dinner. PawPaw noticed the pups weren't as hungry as they used to be.

PawPaw: Hey, pups. Is something wrong?

Maya: Yeah. Usually Tank is more hungry than you.

Tank: Yeah. But we're just not hungry right now.

Harry: Why? I made everything perfectly. Did I put accidently put something in this food?

Phinny: No. We're just not feeling the hungry mood right now.

Bailey: Bark, bark. (licks Phinny)

Grandma Dee: What's the problem?

Roxy: It's Murphy.

Harry: Murphy?

Luna: Yeah. He told us what happened with him and his accidents.

Phinny: We saw how sad he was.

Maya: Don't worry. He'll feel better. Just wait and see.

Phinny: Okay.

At night, Murphy couldn't sleep. He was still thinking about what happened.

Murphy: Aww, man. I wonder if everyone is mad at me. I caused a lot of accidents and problems. I'll just sleep this off.

Murphy went to sleep. Next day, Murphy was doing a walk around Petsburg, he was still gloomy.

Murphy: Man. I couldn't sleep last night.

The Wagners suddenly spotted Murphy, and saw how sad he was. The pups pounced on him.

Murphy: (laughs) Okay, pups. That’s enough.

Mrs. Wagner: We're really sorry about that, Murphy.

Murphy: Don't worry. No harm done. Well, almost.

Mr. Wagner: Murphy. We saw that you were feeling down. Is everything okay?

Murphy: Oh, that. I caused three accidents yesterday. First with Sheila. Then with Professor Frazzle. And finally, with Pupstruction.

Mr. Wagner: Oh. Sorry to hear that.

Murphy: It's fine. But they're probably mad at me.

Mrs. Wagner: Murphy. I'm sure they're not.

Murphy: I'm not so sure. Bobby said how clumsy I was. And he's right.

Mrs. Wagner: Now don't listen to what grump said, Murphy.

Murphy: Why? He's right. When was the last time I didn't cause problems?

Mr. Wagner: Oh. Point taken. I know. How about some lunch? That’ll cheer you up.

Murphy: (stomach growls) (giggles) I could use some food right now.

Mr. Wagner: That's the spirit. Come on.

They all went to Bone Appetito. They had lunch with Phinny, Luna, Tank, Roxy, Maya, Harry, Bailey, Grandma Dee, PawPaw, Funny, Wally, Sadie, Captain Seadog and Callie. And Murphy was feeling better.

Murphy: You know, I kinda feel better.

Mr. Wagner: I told you.

Callie: Yeah. Nothing like having a nice meal with your friends.

Murphy: True.

Funny Ferguson: I know what will put a smile. What did the dogs say when it was hot? “Hot dog, it sure is hot today.”

They all laughed. Even Murphy laughed.

Murphy: You really are funny.

Funny Ferguson: I know. It's a gift.

Luna: I have a gift like that. But also digging, and getting dirty, and chasing Mr. Tail. (wags her tail) You think that's funny, Mr. Tail? Come here. I'm going to get you. I'm going to get you.

But she still failed to catch Mr. Tail.

Luna: I still can't catch him after all these weeks. One day, I'll catch him for sure.

Murphy: I'm sure you'll catch him someday. I'm going to the bathroom.

Murphy went to the bathroom. When he was done, he looked at himself in the mirror and thought about everything.

Murphy: (sighs sadly) Clumsy dog. He's right. Clumsy dog Murphy it's going to continue to be.

Murphy came out and tripped on his ear. Chef Boneitelli was bringing some food for her customers until she saw Murphy.

Chef Boneitelli: Murphy. Be careful.

Murphy: I'm trying.

Tank: Everyone, get down.

Everyone ducked down. Murphy crashed into Chef Boneitelli. The food spilled everywhere. Everyone got back up and saw the mess. They were all surprised.

(Everyone gasps)

Murphy: Oh no.

Chef Boneitelli: This place is a mess.

Murphy: I'm so sorry. Are you hurt?

Chef Boneitelli: No, I'm okay.

Bobby saw everything too.

Bobby Boots: You should be sorry. Look at what you've caused.

(Murphy whimpers)

Harry: Bobby, it was an accident.

Bobby Boots: Okay. If it was an accident. Why is he so clumsy? No wonder he’s called an accident-prone dog.

(Everyone gasps)

Murphy: What?

(Sentence echoing)

Chef Boneitelli: Murphy. Are you okay?

Murphy: (sniffles) No. I'll just go.

Chef Boneitelli: Wait.

Phinny: Murphy. Wait.

But Murphy had already left.

Roxy: Poor Murphy.

Funny Ferguson: I feel bad for him.

Tank: Me too.

Roxy: I do too.

Mrs. Wagner: Bobby, that wasn't very nice.

Bobby Boots: Hah. I don't care. It's true.

Just then, Professor Frazzle and Sheila came in.

Professor Frazzle: Hey, everyone.

Phinny: Hi, Professor Frazzle. Hi, Sheila.

Sheila: Hey, what happened here? And why is Murphy sad?

PawPaw: Murphy made a big mess on accident.

Grandma Dee: But he blames himself for it.

Sheila: Oh. That explains it.

Tank: Yeah. Bobby was teasing him and said he was an accident-prone.

Sadie: He probably thought we were upset with him for all the accidents yesterday. But we're not.

Luna: Yeah. The mess he just made wasn't his fault.

Phinny: He just doesn't see it.

Mr. Poochman: This is your fault, Bobby.

Mrs. Poochman: He's right.

Bobby Boots: Okay. How is this my fault?

Wally Whiskers: If you hadn't said those things about him, he wouldn't be sad right now.

Captain Seadog: Aye. They be right.

Callie: That's right.

Sniff: Boss, even though it's true about Murphy causing a lot of accidents, they're right.

Bobby Boots: Oh, please. It's the truth. He's an accident-prone. Okay. Come on. Everyone understand what I'm saying, right?

But everyone just gave Bobby the seriously angry look. Then Chef Boneitelli slapped Bobby.

Chef Boneitelli: Don't you dare talk about my customers. Hmph.

Funny Ferguson: Wow. I never saw her get that mad.

Professor Frazzle: Well, we were going to tell him the same thing about the mess wasn't his doing.

Sheila: We wanted to bring him something.

Phinny: We should go talk to him.

They went to Murphy's house. But he was still sad and gloomy.

Murphy: At least there's something I can't break. My house. Good thing the pups came up with this idea.

Phinny knocked on his door.

Phinny: Murphy.

Murphy: Go away.

Tank: Murphy, can you please come out?

Murphy: No.

Roxy: Please, Murphy? Let's just talk.

Murphy came out still looking gloomy.

Murphy: What is it?

PawPaw: Look, we're sorry for what happened in there.

Grandma Dee: We wanted to see if you're okay.

Murphy: No, I'm not okay.

Sheila: We made you a slice of cake.

Professor Frazzle: Yeah. We know it wasn't your doing. You just couldn't stop yourself.

Cocoa: That's right.

Murphy: Really?

Bailey: Uh-huh. (licks Murphy)

Murphy: Aww. Thanks, everyone.

Harry: You're welcome. But someone else has something to say to you.

They all turned to Bobby.

Bobby Boots: What?

Chef Boneitelli: Don't you have something you want to tell Murphy?

Mayor Gilmore: He sure does. Right, Lloyd?

Lloyd: He sure does, ma’am.

Scratch: Come on, boss.

Sniff: Yeah, say it.

Bobby Boots: Say what?

Funny Ferguson: Really, Bobby?

Maya: Oh, brother. (facepalms)

PawPaw: That your sorry.

Bobby Boots: What? No way.

Everyone: Bobby!!!

Bobby Boots: Fine. Murphy, I'm sorry for being mean to you. And for calling you accident-prone and clumsy.

Murphy: Aww. Thanks.

Murphy pounced on Bobby and began licking his face.

Bobby Boots: Alright. Alright.

Then the dogs started licking him.

Bobby Boots: Alright. I get it. I'm down. I'm down.

They all stopped.

Bobby Boots: Next time, just hugs will do.

Tank: Nah. We'll stick to licking too. (licks Bobby)

Bobby Boots: Fine.

Sadie: Murphy. Do you feel better?

Murphy: Yeah. I could use that cake too.

But tripped and accidently knocked cake in the air, and it landed on everyone.

Murphy: Oh. Sorry.

Phinny: Don't worry. It was an accident.

Tank: Yep. (licks some of the icing) A tasty accident.

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