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Phinny
Tank
Roxy
Luna
Maya
Harry
Bailey
Grandma Dee
Bumper
CJ
Mike
Julie
Royal
Dougie
Mr. Wagner
Mrs. Wagner
Amy
Kai
Steven
Lucy
Link
Ana
Roni
Mr. Poochman
Mrs. Poochman
Dudley
Sadie
Sheila
Professor Frazzle
Chef Boneitelli
Murphy
Drake
Drew
Mr. Barnaby
Mrs. Barnaby
Miley Barnaby
Henry
James
Donut
Maddie
Ally
Marshmallow
Brian
Roscoe and DeSoto (as Boss Ninja)
Jones
Don
Emma
Maury
Eve
Rhonda
Luca", "writing": "One day in Petsburg, The Wagners enjoying their car ride.\n\nMr. Wagner: This is a wonderful ride.\n\nMrs. Wagner: It sure is.\n\nWagner puppies: Yeah.\n\n(The Wagners howling)\n\nThey were having fun just driving and letting the blow in the air. They even let their tongues in the air.\n\nJust then, the Poochmans were driving too.\n\nMrs. Poochman: Hi there, Wagners.\n\nMr. Wagner: Hi there, Poochmans. What are you doing here?\n\nMr. Poochman: Just a family drive.\n\nKai: So are we. It's pawsome.\n\nEveryone: Yeah. (howls)\n\nThey stopped by Rottweiler Rock. They all saw some amazing sights from there.\n\nMrs. Poochman: This is a wonderful view.\n\nEveryone else agreed. When they were about to leave Rottweiler Rock, they saw the amazing sunset.\n\nDudley: Mom, Dad. The sun is going down.\n\nMr. Poochman: That's right, Dudley.\n\nMrs. Wagner: It's beautiful.\n\nAmy: Yeah.\n\nMr. Wagner: It certainly is. Okay, time to go home.\n\nBut then, some people were spying on them. It was night when got home. And everyone got in bed.\n\nMr. and Mrs. Wagner: Goodnight, pups.\n\nWagner puppies: Goodnight, Mom. Goodnight, Dad.\n\nThey the puppies went to sleep, and their parents kissed them goodnight, then turned the lights off. Just then, the same people were watching from outside.\n\nMr. and Mrs. Wagner climbed in bed and went to sleep. Mrs. Wagner was asleep. But Mr. Wagner was up messing with his cock.\n\nMr. Wagner: (sighs) This still feels pawsome.\n\nThen he fell asleep. But the people dressed in clothes snuck in their house. They took them out of bed and carried them while they were sleeping. They did the same thing with Mr. and Mrs. Poochman. They also took Maya, Harry, Sadie, Sheila, Professor Frazzle, Chef Boneitelli, Murphy, Drake, and Drew.\n\nBut the ninjas dropped the Wagners and the Poochmans.\n\nNinja 1: Whoops.\n\nNinja 2: Never mind them. We've got enough.\n\nNinja 3: Right. Let's go.\n\nThen the ninjas vanished. When the Wagners and the Poochmans woke up. They were confused.\n\nMr. Poochman: Um. What happened?\n\nMr. Wagner: Yeah. Why are we on the ground?\n\nMrs. Wagner: I don't know. But I just had this dream that some cloak dogs were dognapping us and our friends.\n\nMrs. Poochman: Wait. (sniffs) I don't think it was a dream. It smells like someone was here.\n\nThen they looked down and saw dogprints.\n\nMrs. Poochman: Yep. Someone was here.\n\nMr. Poochman: It also smells like they took our friends.\n\nMr. Wagner: We have to rescue them.\n\nMrs. Wagner: Wait. What about our kids?\n\nThey left their pups with Pupstruction and Mr. and Mrs. Barnaby.\n\nPhinny: Don't worry. We'll make sure their safe.\n\nRoxy: And get enough sleep.\n\nTank: Aww. They look so cute when they're sleeping.\n\nMr. Wagner: Thank you all so much.\n\nMrs. Barnaby: Of course.\n\nPhinny: I hope Mom and Dad are okay.\n\nBailey: Mama. Dada.\n\nGrandma Dee: It's okay, my grandkids.\n\nMrs. Wagner: Don't worry. We'll find them too.\n\nPhinny: Really?\n\nMr. Poochman: Really, really.\n\nMrs. Poochman: That's a promise.\n\nBailey: Yay. (licks the Wagners and Poochmans)\n\nThey all laughed. Then they started their journey.\n\nMr. Poochman: So where do we start?\n\nMrs. Wagner: Let's use our noses. Maybe they left a scent.\n\nMr. Wagner: Good thinking, hon.\n\nThey all sniffed for a scent. Just then, Mr. Wagner got something.\n\nMr. Wagner: (barks) You guys.\n\nMr. Poochman: What is it?\n\nMr. Wagner: I got the scent. They went this way. Come on.\n\nThey all followed the scent. Meanwhile in an evil lair, everyone woke up.\n\nMurphy: What in the world?\n\nChef Boneitelli: I don't like this place.\n\nMurphy: This place is scary. At least my weiner is still here. (licking his cock)\n\nProfessor Frazzle: Where are we? What is this?\n\nBoss Ninja: This is your doom.\n\nHarry: Who are you?\n\nThen they all looked at them and saw their gear.\n\nSadie: Wait. You're ninjas.\n\nBoss Ninja: Correct. And so will all of you.\n\nMaya: What are you talking about?\n\nBoss Ninja: Why don't I show you.\n\nThey all look at bunch of ninja dogs.\n\nDrew: Oh my. That's a lot of ninja dogs.\n\nBoss Ninja: Yes. And soon you will join me.\n\nDrake: You're crazy. Never.\n\nBoss Ninja: You don't have a choice. You, go get the machine.\n\nThe Wagners and Poochmans were traveling long distances to find their friends, and they were getting tired.\n\nMrs. Poochman: My paws hurt.\n\nMrs. Wagner: Mines too.\n\nMr. Poochman: My penis is also getting tired.\n\nMr. Wagner: Let's just rest here.\n\nThey sat near a rock.\n\nMrs. Wagner: Just great. First our friends get captured. And now we're tired.\n\nMr. Poochman: Yeah.\n\nMrs. Poochman: At least we can relax.\n\nThen Mr. Wagner started rubbing his penis again.\n\nMr. Wagner: At least we can be sexy while we're relaxing.\n\nMrs. Poochman: That's true.\n\nSo that's what they did. They started rubbing each other's penises and breasts. Back at the lair, two of the dog ninjas bought the machine out.\n\nProfessor Frazzle: Uh. What is that?\n\nBoss Ninja: Just a device that will turn you into my minions.\n\nChef Boneitelli: Oh no.\n\nThe four friends found out the scent leads to a warehouse.\n\nMrs. Poochman: Trail ends here.\n\nMrs. Wagner: Our friends must be there.\n\nMr. Poochman: Let's go.\n\nThey snuck in the warehouse. They saw their friends and hid behind some crates.\n\nSadie: You won't get away with this.\n\nBoss Ninja: Oh. I already have. (snaps his fingers)\n\nThey turned on the machine. But it turned off.\n\nBoss Ninja: What happened now?\n\nNinja 1: It needs to be charged, master.\n\nBoss Ninja: (groans angrily) Fine. Let's make this quick.\n\nThey left to charge the machine. While two dog ninjas stood guard.\n\nMr. Wagner: I have an idea to get past them.\n\nMr. Wagner found a stick and threw it.\n\nNinja 1: Ooh. A stick.\n\nNinja 2: Let's get it.\n\nThey went after the stick, while the Wagners and Poochmans snuck up to their friends.\n\nMrs. Poochman: Psst. Everyone.\n\nSheila: Huh? Mr. and Mrs. Wagner?\n\nHarry: Mr. and Mrs. Poochman?\n\nMurphy: What are you doing here?\n\nMrs. Wagner: Getting you out.\n\nJust then, they came back with the machine fully charged. Then they spotted the other dogs.\n\nBoss Ninja: Well, what do we have here? More dogs to join us.\n\nMr. Poochman: Not gonna happen.\n\nThey were all free.\n\nMurphy: If you want to play ninjas.\n\nSadie: Then you got it.\n\nThey all vanished.\n\nBoss Ninja: (coughs) Where'd they go?\n\nNinja 1: They vanished, master.\n\nBoss Ninja: I know that, you fool. Find them and bring them back.\n\nThey went outside to search. But everyone was hiding in ninja outfits. \n\nBoss Ninja: It's no use, you slobbery mutts. You can run, but you can't hide.\n\nMaya: Everyone, let's bust out some ninja moves.\n\nSadie: Yeah. Let's kick some doggy butt. No offense.\n\nMr. Poochman: None offended.\n\nSadie: But seriously, let's take them out.\n\nEveryone: Yeah.\n\nThe ninja dogs splited up. But everyone busted out some ninja moves against them.\n\nBoss Ninja: Where are they?\n\nNinja 1: I don't know, master.\n\nDrake: Right here.\n\nThey turned around, but didn't see anyone. Just then, Drake and Drew came out of nowhere and knocked them out.\n\nDrake and Drew: Surprise.\n\nBoss Ninja: What? Two of you?\n\nDrake: No. Two of us right now.\n\nDrew: But thirteen all together.\n\nEveryone came out of the shadows.\n\nHarry: Surprise again.\n\nBoss Ninja: Alright, take them out.\n\nJust then, four more ninja dogs appeared.\n\nBoss Ninja: What the?! Who are you?\n\nSadie: More dogs. We're battling you too.\n\nMaddie: Hey guys, let us help you.\n\nHarry: Wait. That voice.\n\nThey turned around and appeared to, James, Donut, Maddie and Ally.\n\nMr. Wagner: James, Donut, Maddie, Ally.\n\nMaya: What are you doing here?\n\nDonut: We're here to help.\n\nJames: You said there's thirteen of us.\n\nAlly: Well now, there's seventeen of us.\n\n(Henry appears)\n\nHenry: Make that eighteen.\n\nBoss Ninja: This can't be.\n\nThey all stood away from each other in action.\n\nBoss Ninja: Get them.\n\nThey all charged and started battling. The dogs used some ninja skills and was winning. The bad guys were down.\n\nHenry: It's time to give up.\n\nBoss Ninja: Oh, is it? Now.\n\nThe ninja dogs surrounded and quickly tied up everyone.\n\nAlly: We're trapped.\n\nBoss Ninja: That's right. And now you will call me by the name master.\n\nJust then, the Pupstruction Crew appeared in ninja style.\n\nPhinny: We don't think so.\n\nBoss Ninja: What? There's more dogs?\n\nRoxy: Yep. Also I have robotic legs now.\n\nThey quickly untied their friends.\n\nMike: Are you all okay?\n\nSadie: We're good. How are the kids?\n\nTank: Don't worry. Mr. and Mrs. Barnaby has taken watch.\n\nMrs. Poochman: Phew. Thank goodness. Now there's twenty-eight of us.\n\nMaya: You hear that.\n\nBoss Ninja: You still weak. The only way to defeat me is with the ultimate ninja crystal. And you'll never find it.\n\nJust then, they saw a light shining from a mountain.\n\nCJ: Ha. You were saying.\n\nRoyal: We love to stay and talk, but we gotta run.\n\nDrake and Drew: Bye.\n\nThen they used the smokescreen technique.\n\nBoss Ninja: No. After them.\n\nThey got to top of the mountain and saw the crystal.\n\nMr. Wagner: The Ultimate Ninja Crystal. We found it.\n\nMr. Poochman: And we got here before those mutts down there did.\n\nJust then, they appeared and grabbed the crystal first.\n\nBoss Ninja: (laughs) The crystal is mine.\n\nNinja 1: Don't you mean ours, master.\n\nBoss Ninja: No. I mean mine. Your useless to me.\n\nThe evil ninja dogs didn't like being betrayed by their master.\n\nBoss Ninja: Now, kick them off my mountain, while I activate the powers of the crystal.\n\nBut they didn't do it.\n\nBoss Ninja: I said get them out of here.\n\nBut they still refused.\n\nNinja 2: No.\n\nBoss Ninja: What?\n\nNinja 3: He said no. And I agree.\n\nHe was so angry that they turned on him, that he turned on them. The seven ninja dogs revealed to be some stray dogs.\n\nA dalmatian named Jones, a scottish terrier named Don, a bulldog named Emma, a dachshund named Maury, a whippet named Eve, a rough collie named Rhonda, and a beagle named Luca.\n\nProfessor Frazzle: Wait. They're not evil.\n\nJones: No, we're just strays.\n\nLuca: That's right.\n\nBoss Ninja: (laughs) The fools speaks the truth.\n\nRhonda: Doesn't matter. There's thirty-five us now, and only one of you.\n\nBoss Ninja: True. But we're actually twins.\n\nIt was Roscoe and DeSoto from Oliver and Company.\n\nMurphy: Hey, aren't you two from?\n\nRoscoe: Yes. From Oliver and Company. I'm Roscoe.\n\nDeSoto: And I'm DeSoto.\n\nMr. Poochman: So you're the ones who took our friends and betrayed these dogs.\n\nDeSoto: We took your friends. But we didn't betray them.\n\nJones: No, he's right.\n\nRoscoe: Alright, fine. We'll show what real power is.\n\nThey beamed the crystal right at the dogs and fell to the ground.\n\nPhinny: Man. That was rough.\n\nThen Roscoe and DeSoto landed. They absorbed the crystal's power. Then started glowing.\n\nMr. Wagner: We have to strike now. (yells)\n\nBut before he could strike, Roscoe and DeSoto blasted him against a rock.\n\nHenry: Mr. Wagner!!!\n\nRoxy: That's it. Get them.\n\nThey all charged at each other. But Roscoe and DeSoto were beating them up quickly. They were all knocked on the ground.\n\nMaya: We have to stop them.\n\nLuna: But they're too strong.\n\nDougie: We can't give up though.\n\nJust then, the two dobermans felt weak.\n\nDeSoto: What's going on?\n\nThe crystal blasted them. Then it came everyone.\n\nJulie: What's happening?\n\nPhinny: The crystal must be giving us it's power.\n\nThen it beamed Mr. Wagner.\n\nLuca: Mr. Wagner.\n\nMurphy: Mr. Wagner, say something.\n\nMr. Wagner woke up.\n\nMr. Wagner: What happened?\n\nMrs. Wagner: Honey. You're okay.\n\nSadie: He's okay.\n\nThey all cheered.\n\nMr. Wagner: But it's not over yet. Look.\n\nThe crystal floated above them and beamed at them.\n\nPhinny: I feel the power.\n\nHarry: Me too.\n\nRoyal: So do I.\n\nSadie: This is just what we need.\n\nRoscoe: We don't think so.\n\nThey both charged at them. But they all fought with the crystal's power too and were winning.\n\nDeSoto: This can't be.\n\nEmma: It can be.\n\nDon: Were going to stop you for good.\n\nMaury: That's right. Everyone, stand together and combine our powers.\n\nEveryone: Right.\n\nThey all stood together and put their paws together.\n\nRoscoe: We'll just copy.\n\nRoscoe and DeSoto put their paws together. They all combined their powers.\n\nEve: Let's do this.\n\nEveryone: Fire.\n\nRoscoe and DeSoto: Fire.\n\nThey all fire their powers at each other. Roscoe and DeSoto was about to win. But the other dogs were too much and pushed forward. The blast came right at the dobermans, and blasted them on the ground.\n\nPhinny: Yes.\n\nThey all came to the two dobermans. They lost their powers.\n\nRoscoe: You may have defeated us.\n\nDeSoto: But you won't get rid of us that easily.\n\nJust then, the crystal grabbed them both and blasted them to their home far, far away. Then the crystal disappeared.\n\nMrs. Poochman: That... was... the most pawsome thing ever.\n\nEveryone cheered. Then they all went home.\n\nMr. Poochman: That was pawsome.\n\nEveryone agreed.\n\nProfessor Frazzle: Well, it time to head home.\n\nHenry: But what about them?\n\nJones: Don't worry. I'm sure we'll find a home soon.\n\nJones, Don, Emma, Maury, Eve, Rhonda, and Luca were still little sad. Everyone was also sad and sorry for them.\n\nThen everyone came up with the same idea.\n\nMaya: I know. You don't have to be strays anymore.\n\nLuna: You can live with us in Petsburg.\n\nJones, Don, Emma, Maury, Eve, Rhonda, and Luca: Petsburg?\n\nEmma: Are you sure?\n\nSheila: Of course. You're welcome to come, if that's okay with you.\n\nEve: Sure. That's sounds okay.\n\nEveryone cheered and went home.\n\nIt was already day when they got back to Petsburg. Jones, Don, Emma, Maury, Eve, Rhonda, and Luca were happy to have a home.\n\nLuca: This town is wonderful.\n\nMaury: And it has nice citizens here.\n\nBumper: Of course.\n\nEmma: We can't thank you all enough.\n\nMike: Not a problem. We're doing the right thing.\n\nHarry: We hope you feel welcome. And as a welcome gift, I made a cake.\n\nDonut: A cake. This day can't get any better, can it?\n\nJames: Let's eat.\n\nEveryone grabbed a slice. After everyone went home, the Wagners, Poochmans and everyone went home.\n\nAt night, The Wagners and The Poochmans were going to sleep, but couldn't sleep. They, James, Donut, Maddie, Ally and their new friends stayed up being sexy.\n\nThey were touching each other's butts, penises and breasts.\n\nMaddie: Now this is the perfect night.\n\nMr. Poochman: Yep. It sure is.\n\nDonut: Hey, I wonder what happened to those two dobermans, Roscoe and DeSoto.\n\nMr. Wagner: I'm sure they're fine.\n\nEveryone agreed.\n\nEmma: Yeah. Now let's keep having sex.\n\nSo they did.\n\nWhen Roscoe and DeSoto landed, they were badly hurt.\n\nRoscoe: That hurts.\n\nJust then, DeSoto saw Roscoe's penis.\n\nDeSoto: That looks amazing.\n\nRoscoe: What are you talking about?\n\nBut DeSoto didn't answer. He just grabbed Roscoe's weiner and began rubbing and licking it. Roscoe was actually feeling good.\n\nRoscoe: That feels good. Let me try yours.\n\nDeSoto: Knock yourself out.\n\nDeSoto held his cock towards Roscoe, and Roscoe did the same thing.\n\nRoscoe: Let's never stop.\n\nSo they both kept going with the sexiness.", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "One day in Petsburg, The Wagners enjoying their car ride.

Mr. Wagner: This is a wonderful ride.

Mrs. Wagner: It sure is.

Wagner puppies: Yeah.

(The Wagners howling)

They were having fun just driving and letting the blow in the air. They even let their tongues in the air.

Just then, the Poochmans were driving too.

Mrs. Poochman: Hi there, Wagners.

Mr. Wagner: Hi there, Poochmans. What are you doing here?

Mr. Poochman: Just a family drive.

Kai: So are we. It's pawsome.

Everyone: Yeah. (howls)

They stopped by Rottweiler Rock. They all saw some amazing sights from there.

Mrs. Poochman: This is a wonderful view.

Everyone else agreed. When they were about to leave Rottweiler Rock, they saw the amazing sunset.

Dudley: Mom, Dad. The sun is going down.

Mr. Poochman: That's right, Dudley.

Mrs. Wagner: It's beautiful.

Amy: Yeah.

Mr. Wagner: It certainly is. Okay, time to go home.

But then, some people were spying on them. It was night when got home. And everyone got in bed.

Mr. and Mrs. Wagner: Goodnight, pups.

Wagner puppies: Goodnight, Mom. Goodnight, Dad.

They the puppies went to sleep, and their parents kissed them goodnight, then turned the lights off. Just then, the same people were watching from outside.

Mr. and Mrs. Wagner climbed in bed and went to sleep. Mrs. Wagner was asleep. But Mr. Wagner was up messing with his cock.

Mr. Wagner: (sighs) This still feels pawsome.

Then he fell asleep. But the people dressed in clothes snuck in their house. They took them out of bed and carried them while they were sleeping. They did the same thing with Mr. and Mrs. Poochman. They also took Maya, Harry, Sadie, Sheila, Professor Frazzle, Chef Boneitelli, Murphy, Drake, and Drew.

But the ninjas dropped the Wagners and the Poochmans.

Ninja 1: Whoops.

Ninja 2: Never mind them. We've got enough.

Ninja 3: Right. Let's go.

Then the ninjas vanished. When the Wagners and the Poochmans woke up. They were confused.

Mr. Poochman: Um. What happened?

Mr. Wagner: Yeah. Why are we on the ground?

Mrs. Wagner: I don't know. But I just had this dream that some cloak dogs were dognapping us and our friends.

Mrs. Poochman: Wait. (sniffs) I don't think it was a dream. It smells like someone was here.

Then they looked down and saw dogprints.

Mrs. Poochman: Yep. Someone was here.

Mr. Poochman: It also smells like they took our friends.

Mr. Wagner: We have to rescue them.

Mrs. Wagner: Wait. What about our kids?

They left their pups with Pupstruction and Mr. and Mrs. Barnaby.

Phinny: Don't worry. We'll make sure their safe.

Roxy: And get enough sleep.

Tank: Aww. They look so cute when they're sleeping.

Mr. Wagner: Thank you all so much.

Mrs. Barnaby: Of course.

Phinny: I hope Mom and Dad are okay.

Bailey: Mama. Dada.

Grandma Dee: It's okay, my grandkids.

Mrs. Wagner: Don't worry. We'll find them too.

Phinny: Really?

Mr. Poochman: Really, really.

Mrs. Poochman: That's a promise.

Bailey: Yay. (licks the Wagners and Poochmans)

They all laughed. Then they started their journey.

Mr. Poochman: So where do we start?

Mrs. Wagner: Let's use our noses. Maybe they left a scent.

Mr. Wagner: Good thinking, hon.

They all sniffed for a scent. Just then, Mr. Wagner got something.

Mr. Wagner: (barks) You guys.

Mr. Poochman: What is it?

Mr. Wagner: I got the scent. They went this way. Come on.

They all followed the scent. Meanwhile in an evil lair, everyone woke up.

Murphy: What in the world?

Chef Boneitelli: I don't like this place.

Murphy: This place is scary. At least my weiner is still here. (licking his cock)

Professor Frazzle: Where are we? What is this?

Boss Ninja: This is your doom.

Harry: Who are you?

Then they all looked at them and saw their gear.

Sadie: Wait. You're ninjas.

Boss Ninja: Correct. And so will all of you.

Maya: What are you talking about?

Boss Ninja: Why don't I show you.

They all look at bunch of ninja dogs.

Drew: Oh my. That's a lot of ninja dogs.

Boss Ninja: Yes. And soon you will join me.

Drake: You're crazy. Never.

Boss Ninja: You don't have a choice. You, go get the machine.

The Wagners and Poochmans were traveling long distances to find their friends, and they were getting tired.

Mrs. Poochman: My paws hurt.

Mrs. Wagner: Mines too.

Mr. Poochman: My penis is also getting tired.

Mr. Wagner: Let's just rest here.

They sat near a rock.

Mrs. Wagner: Just great. First our friends get captured. And now we're tired.

Mr. Poochman: Yeah.

Mrs. Poochman: At least we can relax.

Then Mr. Wagner started rubbing his penis again.

Mr. Wagner: At least we can be sexy while we're relaxing.

Mrs. Poochman: That's true.

So that's what they did. They started rubbing each other's penises and breasts. Back at the lair, two of the dog ninjas bought the machine out.

Professor Frazzle: Uh. What is that?

Boss Ninja: Just a device that will turn you into my minions.

Chef Boneitelli: Oh no.

The four friends found out the scent leads to a warehouse.

Mrs. Poochman: Trail ends here.

Mrs. Wagner: Our friends must be there.

Mr. Poochman: Let's go.

They snuck in the warehouse. They saw their friends and hid behind some crates.

Sadie: You won't get away with this.

Boss Ninja: Oh. I already have. (snaps his fingers)

They turned on the machine. But it turned off.

Boss Ninja: What happened now?

Ninja 1: It needs to be charged, master.

Boss Ninja: (groans angrily) Fine. Let's make this quick.

They left to charge the machine. While two dog ninjas stood guard.

Mr. Wagner: I have an idea to get past them.

Mr. Wagner found a stick and threw it.

Ninja 1: Ooh. A stick.

Ninja 2: Let's get it.

They went after the stick, while the Wagners and Poochmans snuck up to their friends.

Mrs. Poochman: Psst. Everyone.

Sheila: Huh? Mr. and Mrs. Wagner?

Harry: Mr. and Mrs. Poochman?

Murphy: What are you doing here?

Mrs. Wagner: Getting you out.

Just then, they came back with the machine fully charged. Then they spotted the other dogs.

Boss Ninja: Well, what do we have here? More dogs to join us.

Mr. Poochman: Not gonna happen.

They were all free.

Murphy: If you want to play ninjas.

Sadie: Then you got it.

They all vanished.

Boss Ninja: (coughs) Where'd they go?

Ninja 1: They vanished, master.

Boss Ninja: I know that, you fool. Find them and bring them back.

They went outside to search. But everyone was hiding in ninja outfits.

Boss Ninja: It's no use, you slobbery mutts. You can run, but you can't hide.

Maya: Everyone, let's bust out some ninja moves.

Sadie: Yeah. Let's kick some doggy butt. No offense.

Mr. Poochman: None offended.

Sadie: But seriously, let's take them out.

Everyone: Yeah.

The ninja dogs splited up. But everyone busted out some ninja moves against them.

Boss Ninja: Where are they?

Ninja 1: I don't know, master.

Drake: Right here.

They turned around, but didn't see anyone. Just then, Drake and Drew came out of nowhere and knocked them out.

Drake and Drew: Surprise.

Boss Ninja: What? Two of you?

Drake: No. Two of us right now.

Drew: But thirteen all together.

Everyone came out of the shadows.

Harry: Surprise again.

Boss Ninja: Alright, take them out.

Just then, four more ninja dogs appeared.

Boss Ninja: What the?! Who are you?

Sadie: More dogs. We're battling you too.

Maddie: Hey guys, let us help you.

Harry: Wait. That voice.

They turned around and appeared to, James, Donut, Maddie and Ally.

Mr. Wagner: James, Donut, Maddie, Ally.

Maya: What are you doing here?

Donut: We're here to help.

James: You said there's thirteen of us.

Ally: Well now, there's seventeen of us.

(Henry appears)

Henry: Make that eighteen.

Boss Ninja: This can't be.

They all stood away from each other in action.

Boss Ninja: Get them.

They all charged and started battling. The dogs used some ninja skills and was winning. The bad guys were down.

Henry: It's time to give up.

Boss Ninja: Oh, is it? Now.

The ninja dogs surrounded and quickly tied up everyone.

Ally: We're trapped.

Boss Ninja: That's right. And now you will call me by the name master.

Just then, the Pupstruction Crew appeared in ninja style.

Phinny: We don't think so.

Boss Ninja: What? There's more dogs?

Roxy: Yep. Also I have robotic legs now.

They quickly untied their friends.

Mike: Are you all okay?

Sadie: We're good. How are the kids?

Tank: Don't worry. Mr. and Mrs. Barnaby has taken watch.

Mrs. Poochman: Phew. Thank goodness. Now there's twenty-eight of us.

Maya: You hear that.

Boss Ninja: You still weak. The only way to defeat me is with the ultimate ninja crystal. And you'll never find it.

Just then, they saw a light shining from a mountain.

CJ: Ha. You were saying.

Royal: We love to stay and talk, but we gotta run.

Drake and Drew: Bye.

Then they used the smokescreen technique.

Boss Ninja: No. After them.

They got to top of the mountain and saw the crystal.

Mr. Wagner: The Ultimate Ninja Crystal. We found it.

Mr. Poochman: And we got here before those mutts down there did.

Just then, they appeared and grabbed the crystal first.

Boss Ninja: (laughs) The crystal is mine.

Ninja 1: Don't you mean ours, master.

Boss Ninja: No. I mean mine. Your useless to me.

The evil ninja dogs didn't like being betrayed by their master.

Boss Ninja: Now, kick them off my mountain, while I activate the powers of the crystal.

But they didn't do it.

Boss Ninja: I said get them out of here.

But they still refused.

Ninja 2: No.

Boss Ninja: What?

Ninja 3: He said no. And I agree.

He was so angry that they turned on him, that he turned on them. The seven ninja dogs revealed to be some stray dogs.

A dalmatian named Jones, a scottish terrier named Don, a bulldog named Emma, a dachshund named Maury, a whippet named Eve, a rough collie named Rhonda, and a beagle named Luca.

Professor Frazzle: Wait. They're not evil.

Jones: No, we're just strays.

Luca: That's right.

Boss Ninja: (laughs) The fools speaks the truth.

Rhonda: Doesn't matter. There's thirty-five us now, and only one of you.

Boss Ninja: True. But we're actually twins.

It was Roscoe and DeSoto from Oliver and Company.

Murphy: Hey, aren't you two from?

Roscoe: Yes. From Oliver and Company. I'm Roscoe.

DeSoto: And I'm DeSoto.

Mr. Poochman: So you're the ones who took our friends and betrayed these dogs.

DeSoto: We took your friends. But we didn't betray them.

Jones: No, he's right.

Roscoe: Alright, fine. We'll show what real power is.

They beamed the crystal right at the dogs and fell to the ground.

Phinny: Man. That was rough.

Then Roscoe and DeSoto landed. They absorbed the crystal's power. Then started glowing.

Mr. Wagner: We have to strike now. (yells)

But before he could strike, Roscoe and DeSoto blasted him against a rock.

Henry: Mr. Wagner!!!

Roxy: That's it. Get them.

They all charged at each other. But Roscoe and DeSoto were beating them up quickly. They were all knocked on the ground.

Maya: We have to stop them.

Luna: But they're too strong.

Dougie: We can't give up though.

Just then, the two dobermans felt weak.

DeSoto: What's going on?

The crystal blasted them. Then it came everyone.

Julie: What's happening?

Phinny: The crystal must be giving us it's power.

Then it beamed Mr. Wagner.

Luca: Mr. Wagner.

Murphy: Mr. Wagner, say something.

Mr. Wagner woke up.

Mr. Wagner: What happened?

Mrs. Wagner: Honey. You're okay.

Sadie: He's okay.

They all cheered.

Mr. Wagner: But it's not over yet. Look.

The crystal floated above them and beamed at them.

Phinny: I feel the power.

Harry: Me too.

Royal: So do I.

Sadie: This is just what we need.

Roscoe: We don't think so.

They both charged at them. But they all fought with the crystal's power too and were winning.

DeSoto: This can't be.

Emma: It can be.

Don: Were going to stop you for good.

Maury: That's right. Everyone, stand together and combine our powers.

Everyone: Right.

They all stood together and put their paws together.

Roscoe: We'll just copy.

Roscoe and DeSoto put their paws together. They all combined their powers.

Eve: Let's do this.

Everyone: Fire.

Roscoe and DeSoto: Fire.

They all fire their powers at each other. Roscoe and DeSoto was about to win. But the other dogs were too much and pushed forward. The blast came right at the dobermans, and blasted them on the ground.

Phinny: Yes.

They all came to the two dobermans. They lost their powers.

Roscoe: You may have defeated us.

DeSoto: But you won't get rid of us that easily.

Just then, the crystal grabbed them both and blasted them to their home far, far away. Then the crystal disappeared.

Mrs. Poochman: That... was... the most pawsome thing ever.

Everyone cheered. Then they all went home.

Mr. Poochman: That was pawsome.

Everyone agreed.

Professor Frazzle: Well, it time to head home.

Henry: But what about them?

Jones: Don't worry. I'm sure we'll find a home soon.

Jones, Don, Emma, Maury, Eve, Rhonda, and Luca were still little sad. Everyone was also sad and sorry for them.

Then everyone came up with the same idea.

Maya: I know. You don't have to be strays anymore.

Luna: You can live with us in Petsburg.

Jones, Don, Emma, Maury, Eve, Rhonda, and Luca: Petsburg?

Emma: Are you sure?

Sheila: Of course. You're welcome to come, if that's okay with you.

Eve: Sure. That's sounds okay.

Everyone cheered and went home.

It was already day when they got back to Petsburg. Jones, Don, Emma, Maury, Eve, Rhonda, and Luca were happy to have a home.

Luca: This town is wonderful.

Maury: And it has nice citizens here.

Bumper: Of course.

Emma: We can't thank you all enough.

Mike: Not a problem. We're doing the right thing.

Harry: We hope you feel welcome. And as a welcome gift, I made a cake.

Donut: A cake. This day can't get any better, can it?

James: Let's eat.

Everyone grabbed a slice. After everyone went home, the Wagners, Poochmans and everyone went home.

At night, The Wagners and The Poochmans were going to sleep, but couldn't sleep. They, James, Donut, Maddie, Ally and their new friends stayed up being sexy.

They were touching each other's butts, penises and breasts.

Maddie: Now this is the perfect night.

Mr. Poochman: Yep. It sure is.

Donut: Hey, I wonder what happened to those two dobermans, Roscoe and DeSoto.

Mr. Wagner: I'm sure they're fine.

Everyone agreed.

Emma: Yeah. Now let's keep having sex.

So they did.

When Roscoe and DeSoto landed, they were badly hurt.

Roscoe: That hurts.

Just then, DeSoto saw Roscoe's penis.

DeSoto: That looks amazing.

Roscoe: What are you talking about?

But DeSoto didn't answer. He just grabbed Roscoe's weiner and began rubbing and licking it. Roscoe was actually feeling good.

Roscoe: That feels good. Let me try yours.

DeSoto: Knock yourself out.

DeSoto held his cock towards Roscoe, and Roscoe did the same thing.

Roscoe: Let's never stop.

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