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What are you two doing here?\n\nFunny Ferguson: Well, we were all riding the rollercoaster and Chef Boneitelli left, but when we saw her weiner, we decided to go after her.\n\nMrs. Wagner: Wait. You're going after her too? This is a coincidence.\n\nMr. Wagner: Well come on. She's getting away.\n\nChef Boneitelli bought the ingredients and dropped them off at her restaurant. Then she went out for a drive. Suddenly, Chief Howley saw Chef Boneitelli and her cock.\n\nChief Howley: Now that is a wonderful penis.\n\nChief Howley started driving after her. So did Professor Frazzle, Dr. Barkley, Captain Seadog, Sheila, Bark Barkerson, Callie, Drake, Drew, Mr. and Mrs. Poochman, Swifty, Sadie, and Labracadabrador. Chef Boneitelli was busy driving until she saw the pets were following her.\n\nChef Boneitelli: What in the world? Why is everyone following me? I must have did something. But I never did anything to them. 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Hello, Chef Boneitelli.\n\nChef Boneitelli: Ciao, Pupstruction.\n\nBumper: What are you doing here?\n\nLuna: Ooh. I bet you're having a beach day.\n\nChef Boneitelli: I was planning on having fun since I was done with work. But everyone keeps following me everywhere I go.\n\nTank: But why?\n\nChef Boneitelli: I don't know. But I think I lost them now.\n\nBut everyone arrived at the beach fast.\n\nChef Boneitelli: See? There they are now. They won't stop coming after me. Mamma mia, can't a dog get a break?\n\nMaya: Did you try talking to them?\n\nChef Boneitelli: No. I need to get away from them.\n\nCJ: (snores)\n\nRoxy: Um. CJ?\n\nCJ: Huh? Oh. I mean sure we can help.\n\nPhinny: We're here to help.\n\nChef Boneitelli: Thank you, Pupstruction.\n\nSo they drove off.\n\nHarry: So wait, where exactly did you go to try to get away from everyone?\n\nChef Boneitelli: Well. First I tried the airport, but they followed me there, then I tried Pupcake Mountain, but they followed me there too, and last I tried the beach, but they followed me there as well.\n\nPhinny: I know just where to go.\n\nThey went to the Petsburg Bowl.\n\nPhinny: The Petsburg Bowl.\n\nLuna: And it's perfectly quiet.\n\nBut everyone followed them there too.\n\nLuna: At least I thought it was. Maybe the lake.\n\nThey went to Petsburg Lake.\n\nJulie: There's no one at Petsburg Lake. You're all good.\n\nBut everyone followed them there too.\n\nJulie: Nevermind.\n\nRoxy: I know, how about Rottweiler Rock.\n\nThey got to Rottweiler Rock. Roxy's mom was there.\n\nRoxy: Hi, mom.\n\nRoxy's mom: Hi, Roxy.\n\nThey both gave each other a big hug.\n\nAll: Aww.\n\nRoxy's mom: What do you want to see me for?\n\nBumper: Nothing really, Mrs. Roxy's mom.\n\nMike: Except there pets who are following us.\n\nRoxy's mom: Maybe they're trying to be nice.\n\nRoxy: No. Mom, it's worst.\n\nJulie: Yeah. They kept following Chef Boneitelli, but now they won't stop following all of us.\n\nRoxy's mom: Oh my.\n\nJust then, they heard vehicles coming.\n\nChef Boneitelli: Oh no. They found us.\n\nRoxy's mom: I'm coming with you.\n\nThey got in their vehicles and drove off and went somewhere else. They went to train station, but everyone followed them there. Then they went to Wild Dog Woods, but everyone followed them there too.\n\nCJ: We went almost everywhere, and they're still driving after us.\n\nNo matter where they went, the other pets kept chasing them until Chef Boneitelli got mad.\n\nChef Boneitelli: That's it. Everyone, stop.\n\nThey all stopped. Chef Boneitelli was really angry.\n\nChef Boneitelli: This is ridiculous. What is wrong with all of you? Why is everyone following and chasing me? And why are you chasing them too?\n\nThey all pointed at her cock.\n\nChef Boneitelli: My penis?\n\nChief Howley: It looks so amazing.\n\nMurphy: And nice.\n\nChef Boneitelli: Aww. Thank you.\n\nProfessor Frazzle: We wanted to have sex with you.\n\nMr. Wagner: But we kinda got carried away.\n\nRoxy's mom: That was good that you told us just now.\n\nRoyal: But following and chasing someone without talking to them isn't nice.\n\nDrake: Yeah. We know.\n\nMurphy: We're sorry.\n\nDrew: Really sorry.\n\nThey all started whimpering and made the puppy eyes.\n\nAll: Aww.\n\nChef Boneitelli: Aww. That's okay, everyone. But next time, just tell me or ask for my permission. Okay?\n\nAll: Okay.\n\nChef Boneitelli: Good. Now who's hungry?\n\n(Tank, Bumper, and CJ's stomach growling)\n\nTank: I've been waiting to hear that.\n\nCJ: (snores) Just kidding.\n\nThey all laughed.\n\nMaya: I guess we can all use some food.\n\nChef Boneitelli: Come on. Lunch is on me.\n\nThey all cheered and went home. At night, Chef Boneitelli was getting ready for bed.\n\nChef Boneitelli: (yawns) Another good day. Not just at work, but also running around Petsburg.\n\nShe turned off the lights. But Chef Boneitelli couldn't sleep. She was thinking about what happened today.\n\nChef Boneitelli: I kinda feel bad for being mad at my friends.\n\nSo Chef Boneitelli went outside to get everyone. They all gathered in her living room and were talking to each other. Chef Boneitelli tell them to quiet down while she's speaking.\n\nLabracadabrador: So, Chef Boneitelli, why are we here?\n\nMr. Poochman: Yeah. What's going on?\n\nProfessor Frazzle: Please tell us.\n\nChef Boneitelli: Okay, everyone. Listen, I been thinking about what you said. You guys did get carried away alright. But I shouldn't have barked at you like that. I'm sorry. I just got so mad at you all because you kept coming after me and didn't give me space.\n\nMrs. Poochman: We're sorry too. We should have gave you space.\n\nChef Boneitelli: So, I've decided to let you have sex with me. Because you wanted to.\n\nFunny Ferguson: Yay. Sexy sleepover.\n\nThey all were having sex, and also having the sleepover. They had a wonderful night. They all watch a movie.\n\nDrake: This is a wonderful movie.\n\nFunny Ferguson: (yawns)\n\nMurphy: Hmm. It looks like Funny agrees. Well, not really.\n\nEveryone laughed.",
  "writing_bbcode_parsed": "<span style='word-wrap: break-word;'>One day in Petsburg Chef Boneitelli was working. After all that, she was decided to have some fun. So she took off her chef outfit and was wearing her normal clothes.<br /><br />Chef Boneitelli: Done with work. Now what should I do for fun? I know, I&#039;ll take a ride on the Canine Coaster.<br /><br />Then Chef Boneitelli noticed her cock.<br /><br />Chef Boneitelli: Aww. I have a little penis? Now that&#039;s a new one.<br /><br />She began rubbing it.<br /><br />Chef Boneitelli: (sighs) That feels good. Anyways.<br /><br />She hopped in her car and drove off. But then she met the Wagners.<br /><br />Chef Boneitelli: Ciao, Mr. and Mrs. Wagner.<br /><br />Mr. Wagner: Hi, Chef Boneitelli.<br /><br />Then Chef Boneitelli left for the Canine Coaster. But Mr. and Mrs. Wagner saw her penis.<br /><br />Both: Wow.<br /><br />Mr. Wagner: Let&#039;s follow her.<br /><br />Mrs. Wagner: Agreed. I mean our pups are at school, so I guess it&#039;s okay.<br /><br />So the Wagners began following her. Chef Boneitelli was riding the rollercoaster and having fun.<br /><br />Chef Boneitelli: This is so fun, I just want to let my tongue wave out.<br /><br />Murphy: So do I. Hot diggity.<br /><br />Funny Ferguson: Me too. Hi, Chef Boneitelli.<br /><br />Chef Boneitelli: Ciao, Murphy. Funny. You two having fun?<br /><br />Funny Ferguson: Yep.<br /><br />They riding and letting their tongues blow in the air.<br /><br />When they got off, Chef Boneitelli left for the store for the ingredients for food.<br /><br />Chef Boneitelli: Ciao.<br /><br />Funny Ferguson: Bye, Chef Boneitelli.<br /><br />Then Murphy and Funny saw Chef Boneitelli&#039;s penis.<br /><br />Murphy: Her weiner looks wonderful.<br /><br />Funny Ferguson: Hey, let&#039;s follow her.<br /><br />Murphy: Yeah.<br /><br />Just then, the Wagners arrived.<br /><br />Murphy: Mr. and Mrs. Wagner. What are you doing here?<br /><br />Mrs. Wagner: We&#039;re going after Chef Boneitelli and her cock.<br /><br />Mr. Wagner: Yeah. What are you two doing here?<br /><br />Funny Ferguson: Well, we were all riding the rollercoaster and Chef Boneitelli left, but when we saw her weiner, we decided to go after her.<br /><br />Mrs. Wagner: Wait. You&#039;re going after her too? This is a coincidence.<br /><br />Mr. Wagner: Well come on. She&#039;s getting away.<br /><br />Chef Boneitelli bought the ingredients and dropped them off at her restaurant. Then she went out for a drive. Suddenly, Chief Howley saw Chef Boneitelli and her cock.<br /><br />Chief Howley: Now that is a wonderful penis.<br /><br />Chief Howley started driving after her. So did Professor Frazzle, Dr. Barkley, Captain Seadog, Sheila, Bark Barkerson, Callie, Drake, Drew, Mr. and Mrs. Poochman, Swifty, Sadie, and Labracadabrador. Chef Boneitelli was busy driving until she saw the pets were following her.<br /><br />Chef Boneitelli: What in the world? Why is everyone following me? I must have did something. But I never did anything to them. I better get to a safe place until they calm down.<br /><br />So First, Chef Boneitelli drove to the airport.<br /><br />Chef Boneitelli: (sighs) At least they&#039;re not following me anymore.<br /><br />But she was wrong. Everyone rushed to the airport.<br /><br />Chef Boneitelli: Yikes. Nevermind.<br /><br />Then Chef Boneitelli went to Pupcake Mountain. She climbed all the way to the top of the mountain.<br /><br />Chef Boneitelli: It&#039;s probably too cold for those pets to climb this mountain.<br /><br />But they all raced up the mountain and made it all the way to the top.<br /><br />Chef Boneitelli: Oh no. I take that back.<br /><br />Swifty: Hi.<br /><br />Chef Boneitelli: Hi. Hey, is that a big hot dog?<br /><br />All: Where?<br /><br />But when they turned back around, she was gone. They saw that she dashed down the mountain.<br /><br />Chef Boneitelli: (laughs) Just kidding.<br /><br />And she drove off.<br /><br />Sadie: She&#039;s getting away.<br /><br />Funny Ferguson: Quick. After her.<br /><br />Next, Chef Boneitelli went to the beach, Pupstruction was there having fun.<br /><br />Phinny: Oh. Hello, Chef Boneitelli.<br /><br />Chef Boneitelli: Ciao, Pupstruction.<br /><br />Bumper: What are you doing here?<br /><br />Luna: Ooh. I bet you&#039;re having a beach day.<br /><br />Chef Boneitelli: I was planning on having fun since I was done with work. But everyone keeps following me everywhere I go.<br /><br />Tank: But why?<br /><br />Chef Boneitelli: I don&#039;t know. But I think I lost them now.<br /><br />But everyone arrived at the beach fast.<br /><br />Chef Boneitelli: See? There they are now. They won&#039;t stop coming after me. Mamma mia, can&#039;t a dog get a break?<br /><br />Maya: Did you try talking to them?<br /><br />Chef Boneitelli: No. I need to get away from them.<br /><br />CJ: (snores)<br /><br />Roxy: Um. CJ?<br /><br />CJ: Huh? Oh. I mean sure we can help.<br /><br />Phinny: We&#039;re here to help.<br /><br />Chef Boneitelli: Thank you, Pupstruction.<br /><br />So they drove off.<br /><br />Harry: So wait, where exactly did you go to try to get away from everyone?<br /><br />Chef Boneitelli: Well. First I tried the airport, but they followed me there, then I tried Pupcake Mountain, but they followed me there too, and last I tried the beach, but they followed me there as well.<br /><br />Phinny: I know just where to go.<br /><br />They went to the Petsburg Bowl.<br /><br />Phinny: The Petsburg Bowl.<br /><br />Luna: And it&#039;s perfectly quiet.<br /><br />But everyone followed them there too.<br /><br />Luna: At least I thought it was. Maybe the lake.<br /><br />They went to Petsburg Lake.<br /><br />Julie: There&#039;s no one at Petsburg Lake. You&#039;re all good.<br /><br />But everyone followed them there too.<br /><br />Julie: Nevermind.<br /><br />Roxy: I know, how about Rottweiler Rock.<br /><br />They got to Rottweiler Rock. Roxy&#039;s mom was there.<br /><br />Roxy: Hi, mom.<br /><br />Roxy&#039;s mom: Hi, Roxy.<br /><br />They both gave each other a big hug.<br /><br />All: Aww.<br /><br />Roxy&#039;s mom: What do you want to see me for?<br /><br />Bumper: Nothing really, Mrs. Roxy&#039;s mom.<br /><br />Mike: Except there pets who are following us.<br /><br />Roxy&#039;s mom: Maybe they&#039;re trying to be nice.<br /><br />Roxy: No. Mom, it&#039;s worst.<br /><br />Julie: Yeah. They kept following Chef Boneitelli, but now they won&#039;t stop following all of us.<br /><br />Roxy&#039;s mom: Oh my.<br /><br />Just then, they heard vehicles coming.<br /><br />Chef Boneitelli: Oh no. They found us.<br /><br />Roxy&#039;s mom: I&#039;m coming with you.<br /><br />They got in their vehicles and drove off and went somewhere else. They went to train station, but everyone followed them there. Then they went to Wild Dog Woods, but everyone followed them there too.<br /><br />CJ: We went almost everywhere, and they&#039;re still driving after us.<br /><br />No matter where they went, the other pets kept chasing them until Chef Boneitelli got mad.<br /><br />Chef Boneitelli: That&#039;s it. Everyone, stop.<br /><br />They all stopped. Chef Boneitelli was really angry.<br /><br />Chef Boneitelli: This is ridiculous. What is wrong with all of you? Why is everyone following and chasing me? And why are you chasing them too?<br /><br />They all pointed at her cock.<br /><br />Chef Boneitelli: My penis?<br /><br />Chief Howley: It looks so amazing.<br /><br />Murphy: And nice.<br /><br />Chef Boneitelli: Aww. Thank you.<br /><br />Professor Frazzle: We wanted to have sex with you.<br /><br />Mr. Wagner: But we kinda got carried away.<br /><br />Roxy&#039;s mom: That was good that you told us just now.<br /><br />Royal: But following and chasing someone without talking to them isn&#039;t nice.<br /><br />Drake: Yeah. We know.<br /><br />Murphy: We&#039;re sorry.<br /><br />Drew: Really sorry.<br /><br />They all started whimpering and made the puppy eyes.<br /><br />All: Aww.<br /><br />Chef Boneitelli: Aww. That&#039;s okay, everyone. But next time, just tell me or ask for my permission. Okay?<br /><br />All: Okay.<br /><br />Chef Boneitelli: Good. Now who&#039;s hungry?<br /><br />(Tank, Bumper, and CJ&#039;s stomach growling)<br /><br />Tank: I&#039;ve been waiting to hear that.<br /><br />CJ: (snores) Just kidding.<br /><br />They all laughed.<br /><br />Maya: I guess we can all use some food.<br /><br />Chef Boneitelli: Come on. Lunch is on me.<br /><br />They all cheered and went home. At night, Chef Boneitelli was getting ready for bed.<br /><br />Chef Boneitelli: (yawns) Another good day. Not just at work, but also running around Petsburg.<br /><br />She turned off the lights. But Chef Boneitelli couldn&#039;t sleep. She was thinking about what happened today.<br /><br />Chef Boneitelli: I kinda feel bad for being mad at my friends.<br /><br />So Chef Boneitelli went outside to get everyone. They all gathered in her living room and were talking to each other. Chef Boneitelli tell them to quiet down while she&#039;s speaking.<br /><br />Labracadabrador: So, Chef Boneitelli, why are we here?<br /><br />Mr. Poochman: Yeah. What&#039;s going on?<br /><br />Professor Frazzle: Please tell us.<br /><br />Chef Boneitelli: Okay, everyone. Listen, I been thinking about what you said. You guys did get carried away alright. But I shouldn&#039;t have barked at you like that. I&#039;m sorry. I just got so mad at you all because you kept coming after me and didn&#039;t give me space.<br /><br />Mrs. Poochman: We&#039;re sorry too. We should have gave you space.<br /><br />Chef Boneitelli: So, I&#039;ve decided to let you have sex with me. Because you wanted to.<br /><br />Funny Ferguson: Yay. Sexy sleepover.<br /><br />They all were having sex, and also having the sleepover. They had a wonderful night. They all watch a movie.<br /><br />Drake: This is a wonderful movie.<br /><br />Funny Ferguson: (yawns)<br /><br />Murphy: Hmm. It looks like Funny agrees. Well, not really.<br /><br />Everyone laughed.</span>",
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