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Which way is home?\n\nChef Boneitelli looked around again, but nothing was still familiar to her.\n\nChef Boneitelli: Oh no. I'm lost. Okay. Don't panic. I can look for a landmark.\n\nShe looked around again, but didn't see any landmarks.\n\nChef Boneitelli: Okay, Chef Boneitelli. Just stay calm. I'll set up camp until help arrives.\n\nSo Chef Boneitelli made camp in the woods, and went to sleep. But when she woke up in the night, she saw a spider on her nose.\n\nSpider: Hello.\n\nChef Boneitelli: Ah. A spider.\n\nThen Chef Boneitelli got up and dashed quickly.\n\nSpider: Was it something I said?\n\nChef Boneitelli kept running until she met a skunk.\n\nSkunk: Oh. Hello there.\n\nChef Boneitelli: Ah. A skunk.\n\nSkunk: Yes. I'm a skunk.\n\nShe quickly ran before he could finish.\n\nSkunk: Wait. I didn't mean to scare you.\n\nShe ran away and into an unknown area.\n\nChef Boneitelli: Hmm. I don't know this area. Hello? Ciao? Is there anyone here?\n\nChef Boneitelli looked around, but there was no one else there but her.\n\nChef Boneitelli: I guess it's just me. I'll sit on this log until someone comes.\n\nBut what she didn't know is that the log she was sitting on was actually a big snake.\n\nChef Boneitelli: Hmm. Why is this log moving? Why does this log have a tail? Why is this log hugging me?\n\nThen she looked up and saw the snake. It wasn't a giant snake, but it was a big constrictor.\n\nSnake: (hisses)\n\nChef Boneitelli: Ah. A snake. Big snake. Okay. Nice snakey.\n\nSnake: Well. You look delicioussss. Why don't you stay for dinner.\n\nChef Boneitelli: Please. Just let me go.\n\nSnake: Don't worry. (wraps around Chef Boneitelli) I will. Right after (wraps around Chef Boneitelli again) dinner.\n\nChef Boneitelli: Look. I'm not food. I'm just dog trying to get home.\n\nThe snake looked at Chef Boneitelli's boobs.\n\nSnake: Yessss. A very lovely dog. Your tits are even really nicccce.\n\nChef Boneitelli: Um. Thank you. Okay. Sorry, I can't stay. I gotta run.\n\nShe jumped out of the snake's coils and ran away fast.\n\nSnake: No. Wait.\n\nBut she was already out of sight.\n\nSnake: Man. That's one fasssst dog.\n\nChef Boneitelli kept running. She suddenly met a porcupine.\n\nPorcupine: Hello.\n\nChef Boneitelli: A porcupine. Mamma mia. First a spider, then a skunk, then a snake, and now a porcupine? How many animals am I suppose to run away from today?\n\nPorcupine: Probably just four.\n\nBut Chef Boneitelli had already dashed away.\n\nPorcupine: Oh. Okay. See ya.\n\nChef Boneitelli ran as fast as her paws would carry her. She finally got back home.\n\nChef Boneitelli: Yes. I made it home. And I got away from that spider, skunk, snake, and porcupine. I better get a bath before I get back to work.\n\nBut she didn't know that a male dog was spying on her. It was Murphy. \n\nMurphy: Hot dog. Now those boobs are lovely.\n\nHe wanted to get closer to Chef Boneitelli's boobs. So he followed her home.\n\nChef Boneitelli: That's strange. I'm getting this feeling that I'm being watched.\n\nShe turned around, but she didn't see anyone. Then she went back to her house. As soon as she got out of the shower, she put on her clothes and was about to head back out when she saw the same dog that was spying on her.\n\nChef Boneitelli: Huh? What the?\n\nShe looked outside her house, but still, there was no one.\n\nChef Boneitelli: Oh well. I better get to work.\n\nMeanwhile in the restaurant, Chef Boneitelli was working hard, when Murphy noticed her breasts. Murphy started staring at her breasts. Chef Boneitelli saw him staring.\n\nChef Boneitelli: Murphy? What are you staring at?\n\nMurphy: Nothing.\n\nWhen Chef Boneitelli was done, she went home. But Murphy was following her again. She took notice.\n\nChef Boneitelli: What is it, Murphy?\n\nMurphy: Nothing, but... your breasts are pretty.\n\nChef Boneitelli: Oh. Grazie.\n\nMurphy: Can I see them? Please?\n\nChef Boneitelli: Okay.\n\nChef Boneitelli unbuttoned her shirt and showed her breasts to Murphy.\n\nMurphy: Well hot dog. My tail is wagging faster than ever. (howls)\n\nChef Boneitelli: Thanks, Murphy. (howls)\n\nMurphy: You're welcome. I should get a closer look.\n\nBut Murphy was so into Chef Boneitelli's boobs, that he tripped on his ear and he fell right on them.\n\nBoth: Oh.\n\nMurphy: Sorry.\n\nChef Boneitelli: No need to apologize. (howls)\n\nThey both howled. Which made every other dog around them howl. Then she went back home for bed.\n\nChef Boneitelli: (yawns) Well, I guess I better get some sleep.\n\nBut just then, Murphy, Professor Frazzle, Sheila, Wally Whiskers, Bark Barkerson, Dr. Barkley, Sadie, and Drake and Drew hovered over her. Chef Boneitelli noticed.\n\nChef Boneitelli: What is it now? I'm tired.\n\nBark Barkerson: Can we have a sexy sleepover?\n\nChef Boneitelli: No thanks. Sorry, everyone. I'm tired.\n\nMurphy: Please.\n\nThey all made puppy eyes.\n\nChef Boneitelli: Okay.\n\nSo they had sex for a few minutes. The girls unbuttoned and unzipped their clothes and showed their breasts. The girls were rubbing Drake, Drew, Wally, Bark and Murphy's penises and the boys were rubbing Professor Frazzle, Sheila, Dr. Barkley, Sadie, and Chef Boneitelli's breasts.\n\nChef Boneitelli: I can get used to this. (rubbing Murphy's penis)\n\nMurphy: Yep. Everyone can. (sighs)\n\nProfessor Frazzle: I know. (rubbing Drake and Drew's cocks)\n\nBark Barkerson: Oh yes. This really is nice. (whimpers) (rubs Sadie's boobs)\n\nSheila: Hey. I still can't believe what you did, Murphy. (rubbing Wally's penis)\n\nMurphy: Yeah. You're right. I feel embarrassed.\n\nChef Boneitelli: Well I think it was cute. (licks Murphy's cheek)\n\nMurphy started blushing.\n\nBark Barkerson: Now that's wonderful.\n\nDr. Barkley: Yeah. (rubbing Bark's cock)\n\nChef Boneitelli: You know, this will definitely help me fall asleep.\n\nChef Boneitelli liked being sexy.\n\nChef Boneitelli: Hey. Let's do something together.\n\nSadie: Okay. (rubbing Murphy's penis and belly)\n\nShe decided to watch a movie with them. It was about a few dog friends having sex.\n\nProfessor Frazzle: This is really sexy and cool.\n\nFunny Ferguson: This really is cool. (puts his penis through Professor Frazzle's butthole)\n\nChef Boneitelli: Funny? You too?\n\nFunny Ferguson: I couldn't sleep. Is it okay if I sleepover with you?\n\nChef Boneitelli: Sure. We were just watching a good film.\n\nSadie: I'm sure you and your weiner would like it. (licks Funny's penis)\n\nFunny Ferguson: Amazing.\n\nSo he watched the film with them.\n\n(In the television): You know what? This is better than usual things.\n\nFunny Ferguson: I agree with these hot dogs.\n\nThey all laughed.\n\nSpider, Skunk, Snake, and Porcupine: (also laughing)\n\n(everyone looking at the animals)\n\nSnake: What? We can't laugh too?\n\nFunny Ferguson: Spider.\n\nDr. Barkley: Skunk.\n\nWally Whiskers: Snake.\n\nMurphy: Porcupine.\n\nProfessor Frazzle: It's okay. I know these guys. So does Pupstruction. Except for Porcupine and Skunk.\n\nEveryone: Oh. Hello.\n\nSkunk: Good afternoon.\n\nSpider: It's okay. We're friends with Pupstruction and Professor Frazzle.\n\nPorcupine: We didn't mean to scare you, Chef Boneitelli.\n\nChef Boneitelli: That's okay. We're all friends now. You guys want to watch the movie with us?\n\nSnake: Of coursssse.\n\nThey joined them and watched the film.",
  "writing_bbcode_parsed": "<span style='word-wrap: break-word;'>In Petsburg, Chef Sofia Boneitelli was hard at work, and she was always working hard to help her customers. One day, after a hard work, Chef Boneitelli was tired.<br /><br />Chef Boneitelli: (sighs) That was a lot of customers. I need to sit down.<br /><br />So she sat down and took her hat off and unbuttoned her shirt and showed her small breasts. She was sweating.<br /><br />Chef Boneitelli: (pants) That was a lot of work. And I&#039;m tired and sweaty, and so is my breasts. That&#039;s it. I&#039;m going to take a break.<br /><br />So she went out. She went on rollercoaster and her tongue was blowing in wind.<br /><br />Chef Boneitelli: This is so much fun.<br /><br />Then she went to the water park and went down the water slide.<br /><br />Chef Boneitelli: Whee.<br /><br />Then she went to the woods for a little walk. But she noticed it was getting late.<br /><br />Chef Boneitelli: Man. I guess I better head back.<br /><br />She looked around, but she didn&#039;t see anything familiar.<br /><br />Chef Boneitelli: Hmm. Which way is home?<br /><br />Chef Boneitelli looked around again, but nothing was still familiar to her.<br /><br />Chef Boneitelli: Oh no. I&#039;m lost. Okay. Don&#039;t panic. I can look for a landmark.<br /><br />She looked around again, but didn&#039;t see any landmarks.<br /><br />Chef Boneitelli: Okay, Chef Boneitelli. Just stay calm. I&#039;ll set up camp until help arrives.<br /><br />So Chef Boneitelli made camp in the woods, and went to sleep. But when she woke up in the night, she saw a spider on her nose.<br /><br />Spider: Hello.<br /><br />Chef Boneitelli: Ah. A spider.<br /><br />Then Chef Boneitelli got up and dashed quickly.<br /><br />Spider: Was it something I said?<br /><br />Chef Boneitelli kept running until she met a skunk.<br /><br />Skunk: Oh. Hello there.<br /><br />Chef Boneitelli: Ah. A skunk.<br /><br />Skunk: Yes. I&#039;m a skunk.<br /><br />She quickly ran before he could finish.<br /><br />Skunk: Wait. I didn&#039;t mean to scare you.<br /><br />She ran away and into an unknown area.<br /><br />Chef Boneitelli: Hmm. I don&#039;t know this area. Hello? Ciao? Is there anyone here?<br /><br />Chef Boneitelli looked around, but there was no one else there but her.<br /><br />Chef Boneitelli: I guess it&#039;s just me. I&#039;ll sit on this log until someone comes.<br /><br />But what she didn&#039;t know is that the log she was sitting on was actually a big snake.<br /><br />Chef Boneitelli: Hmm. Why is this log moving? Why does this log have a tail? Why is this log hugging me?<br /><br />Then she looked up and saw the snake. It wasn&#039;t a giant snake, but it was a big constrictor.<br /><br />Snake: (hisses)<br /><br />Chef Boneitelli: Ah. A snake. Big snake. Okay. Nice snakey.<br /><br />Snake: Well. You look delicioussss. Why don&#039;t you stay for dinner.<br /><br />Chef Boneitelli: Please. Just let me go.<br /><br />Snake: Don&#039;t worry. (wraps around Chef Boneitelli) I will. Right after (wraps around Chef Boneitelli again) dinner.<br /><br />Chef Boneitelli: Look. I&#039;m not food. I&#039;m just dog trying to get home.<br /><br />The snake looked at Chef Boneitelli&#039;s boobs.<br /><br />Snake: Yessss. A very lovely dog. Your tits are even really nicccce.<br /><br />Chef Boneitelli: Um. Thank you. Okay. Sorry, I can&#039;t stay. I gotta run.<br /><br />She jumped out of the snake&#039;s coils and ran away fast.<br /><br />Snake: No. Wait.<br /><br />But she was already out of sight.<br /><br />Snake: Man. That&#039;s one fasssst dog.<br /><br />Chef Boneitelli kept running. She suddenly met a porcupine.<br /><br />Porcupine: Hello.<br /><br />Chef Boneitelli: A porcupine. Mamma mia. First a spider, then a skunk, then a snake, and now a porcupine? How many animals am I suppose to run away from today?<br /><br />Porcupine: Probably just four.<br /><br />But Chef Boneitelli had already dashed away.<br /><br />Porcupine: Oh. Okay. See ya.<br /><br />Chef Boneitelli ran as fast as her paws would carry her. She finally got back home.<br /><br />Chef Boneitelli: Yes. I made it home. And I got away from that spider, skunk, snake, and porcupine. I better get a bath before I get back to work.<br /><br />But she didn&#039;t know that a male dog was spying on her. It was Murphy. <br /><br />Murphy: Hot dog. Now those boobs are lovely.<br /><br />He wanted to get closer to Chef Boneitelli&#039;s boobs. So he followed her home.<br /><br />Chef Boneitelli: That&#039;s strange. I&#039;m getting this feeling that I&#039;m being watched.<br /><br />She turned around, but she didn&#039;t see anyone. Then she went back to her house. As soon as she got out of the shower, she put on her clothes and was about to head back out when she saw the same dog that was spying on her.<br /><br />Chef Boneitelli: Huh? What the?<br /><br />She looked outside her house, but still, there was no one.<br /><br />Chef Boneitelli: Oh well. I better get to work.<br /><br />Meanwhile in the restaurant, Chef Boneitelli was working hard, when Murphy noticed her breasts. Murphy started staring at her breasts. Chef Boneitelli saw him staring.<br /><br />Chef Boneitelli: Murphy? What are you staring at?<br /><br />Murphy: Nothing.<br /><br />When Chef Boneitelli was done, she went home. But Murphy was following her again. She took notice.<br /><br />Chef Boneitelli: What is it, Murphy?<br /><br />Murphy: Nothing, but... your breasts are pretty.<br /><br />Chef Boneitelli: Oh. Grazie.<br /><br />Murphy: Can I see them? Please?<br /><br />Chef Boneitelli: Okay.<br /><br />Chef Boneitelli unbuttoned her shirt and showed her breasts to Murphy.<br /><br />Murphy: Well hot dog. My tail is wagging faster than ever. (howls)<br /><br />Chef Boneitelli: Thanks, Murphy. (howls)<br /><br />Murphy: You&#039;re welcome. I should get a closer look.<br /><br />But Murphy was so into Chef Boneitelli&#039;s boobs, that he tripped on his ear and he fell right on them.<br /><br />Both: Oh.<br /><br />Murphy: Sorry.<br /><br />Chef Boneitelli: No need to apologize. (howls)<br /><br />They both howled. Which made every other dog around them howl. Then she went back home for bed.<br /><br />Chef Boneitelli: (yawns) Well, I guess I better get some sleep.<br /><br />But just then, Murphy, Professor Frazzle, Sheila, Wally Whiskers, Bark Barkerson, Dr. Barkley, Sadie, and Drake and Drew hovered over her. Chef Boneitelli noticed.<br /><br />Chef Boneitelli: What is it now? I&#039;m tired.<br /><br />Bark Barkerson: Can we have a sexy sleepover?<br /><br />Chef Boneitelli: No thanks. Sorry, everyone. I&#039;m tired.<br /><br />Murphy: Please.<br /><br />They all made puppy eyes.<br /><br />Chef Boneitelli: Okay.<br /><br />So they had sex for a few minutes. The girls unbuttoned and unzipped their clothes and showed their breasts. The girls were rubbing Drake, Drew, Wally, Bark and Murphy&#039;s penises and the boys were rubbing Professor Frazzle, Sheila, Dr. Barkley, Sadie, and Chef Boneitelli&#039;s breasts.<br /><br />Chef Boneitelli: I can get used to this. (rubbing Murphy&#039;s penis)<br /><br />Murphy: Yep. Everyone can. (sighs)<br /><br />Professor Frazzle: I know. (rubbing Drake and Drew&#039;s cocks)<br /><br />Bark Barkerson: Oh yes. This really is nice. (whimpers) (rubs Sadie&#039;s boobs)<br /><br />Sheila: Hey. I still can&#039;t believe what you did, Murphy. (rubbing Wally&#039;s penis)<br /><br />Murphy: Yeah. You&#039;re right. I feel embarrassed.<br /><br />Chef Boneitelli: Well I think it was cute. (licks Murphy&#039;s cheek)<br /><br />Murphy started blushing.<br /><br />Bark Barkerson: Now that&#039;s wonderful.<br /><br />Dr. Barkley: Yeah. (rubbing Bark&#039;s cock)<br /><br />Chef Boneitelli: You know, this will definitely help me fall asleep.<br /><br />Chef Boneitelli liked being sexy.<br /><br />Chef Boneitelli: Hey. Let&#039;s do something together.<br /><br />Sadie: Okay. (rubbing Murphy&#039;s penis and belly)<br /><br />She decided to watch a movie with them. It was about a few dog friends having sex.<br /><br />Professor Frazzle: This is really sexy and cool.<br /><br />Funny Ferguson: This really is cool. (puts his penis through Professor Frazzle&#039;s butthole)<br /><br />Chef Boneitelli: Funny? You too?<br /><br />Funny Ferguson: I couldn&#039;t sleep. Is it okay if I sleepover with you?<br /><br />Chef Boneitelli: Sure. We were just watching a good film.<br /><br />Sadie: I&#039;m sure you and your weiner would like it. (licks Funny&#039;s penis)<br /><br />Funny Ferguson: Amazing.<br /><br />So he watched the film with them.<br /><br />(In the television): You know what? This is better than usual things.<br /><br />Funny Ferguson: I agree with these hot dogs.<br /><br />They all laughed.<br /><br />Spider, Skunk, Snake, and Porcupine: (also laughing)<br /><br />(everyone looking at the animals)<br /><br />Snake: What? We can&#039;t laugh too?<br /><br />Funny Ferguson: Spider.<br /><br />Dr. Barkley: Skunk.<br /><br />Wally Whiskers: Snake.<br /><br />Murphy: Porcupine.<br /><br />Professor Frazzle: It&#039;s okay. I know these guys. So does Pupstruction. Except for Porcupine and Skunk.<br /><br />Everyone: Oh. Hello.<br /><br />Skunk: Good afternoon.<br /><br />Spider: It&#039;s okay. We&#039;re friends with Pupstruction and Professor Frazzle.<br /><br />Porcupine: We didn&#039;t mean to scare you, Chef Boneitelli.<br /><br />Chef Boneitelli: That&#039;s okay. We&#039;re all friends now. You guys want to watch the movie with us?<br /><br />Snake: Of coursssse.<br /><br />They joined them and watched the film.</span>",
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