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Greta, Mr. Shaggs, Mr. Bernard and Ms. Clawtez were finishing up work.\n\nMs. Clawtez: What a fine day in Muttgomery.\n\nGreta: Of course.\n\nMr. Shaggs: You said it.\n\nMr. Bernard: It most certainly is. Okay. It's time to head home.\n\nGreta: Okay.\n\nBut Ms. Clawtez saw a stick sticking out of Greta. They all packed their things went home.\n\nGreta: Bye everyone.\n\nCity Council Dogs: Bye, Mayor Greta.\n\nMs. Clawtez couldn't stop thinking about the thing on Greta. But then she noticed the same two long sticks sticking out of Mr. Bernard and Mr. Shaggs. But it was just their penises.\n\nMs. Clawtez: What are these?\n\nMr. Shaggs: Our penises.\n\nMr. Bernard: Yeah. It's mainly for having sex.\n\nMs. Clawtez: Oh. But aren't males the only ones with penises? Because I have one too. It's crazy.\n\nMr. Shaggs: Come on, it can't be that bad.\n\nMs. Pupperpost: Yeah. Just look at me.\n\nThey looked at Ms. Pupperpost with her cock.\n\nMs. Pupperpost: Yes. I have one too. Anyways, got to zip.\n\nMr. Bernard: I wonder if all the female dogs have cocks too.\n\nThe City Council Dogs went for a walk to see for themselves. Mr. Bernard was right, Chief McSpotz had a penis, Jules had a penis too, and so did Daisy, Nana, and Gigi. It wasn't just males that had weiners, the females had them too.\n\nMs. Clawtez: Well, I guess you were right.\n\nChief McSpotz: Hey. You dogs wanna sniff?\n\nGreyhound Firedog: Are you sure?\n\nChief McSpotz: Yeah. Everyone is allowed to sniff each other's butts. If it's okay with them.\n\nDalmatian Firedog: Well, I'm not just going to stand here.\n\nRuby: Neither are we.\n\nThe firedogs sniffed each other.\n\nMr. Shaggs: Hey, you guys wanna sniff too?\n\nMr. Bernard and Ms. Clawtez: Sure.\n\nThe city council went over and they started to sniff them and each other too.\n\nGreyhound Firedog: This feels nice.\n\nJust then, Ms. Clawtez and Ms. Pupperpost's pups came over and started sniffing too.\n\nMurphy: It sure does. (sniffs)\n\nMs. Pupperpost: Hi, kids. What are you doing here?\n\nGem: We're visiting you at work.\n\nGreyhound Firedog: Aww. That's so nice of you, pups.\n\nThey all went home that night and went to bed. But someone sneaked some of the houses and dognapped some of the dogs. They took the city council dogs, the firedogs, Ms. Pupperpost, and their pups, and brought them all the way to the Seeonee Jungle. When the dogs woke up, they found out that they weren't in Muttgomery anymore.\n\nMr. Shaggs: What the---. Where are we?\n\nDalmatian Firedog: I have no idea.\n\nBut then they noticed their clothes were gone.\n\nMs. Pupperpost: You guys. Someone took our clothes. We're naked.\n\nMs. Clawtez: Yeah. But dogs are usually naked.\n\nDash: It's true, Mom.\n\nChief McSpotz: That's true. But we don't wear clothes.\n\nMs. Pupperpost: Oh yeah. Neither do I. You're right.\n\nMs. Clawtez: But at least we have extra pairs, right?\n\nThey all put on their extra pairs of clothes and accessories.\n\nMr. Bernard: Where are we?\n\nEmber: We must be in some sort of jungle.\n\nMs. Pupperpost: Maybe someone around can tell us where we are.\n\nSuddenly the Greyhound Firedog spotted a cave at the top of a cliff from far.\n\nGreyhound Firedog: Hey. Maybe whoever lives up there knows where we are and could help us.\n\nThey arrived at a den on top of the cliff.\n\nRocky: Umm. Hello? Listen, we're trying to find our way home. Can you help us?\n\nDaniel: Hello? Is anyone home?\n\nTabaqui came out.\n\nTabaqui: Your trying to find your home, you say?\n\nDogs: Yes.\n\nTabaqui: Well I know someone who can help you.\n\nLewis: You do?\n\nChief McSpotz: Oh. Really?\n\nTabaqui: Sure. Follow me, I'll take you to him.\n\nMr. Bernard: Thank you so much.\n\nSamantha: Yeah. Thanks, Mr. Jackal.\n\nTabaqui: Anything for you delicious... I mean kind dogs.\n\nTabaqui took them inside the cave, but what they didn't know is that it was actually the the den of Shere Khan.\n\nMs. Clawtez: I wonder who else lives in here.\n\nChief McSpotz: Maybe it's someone scary.\n\nShere Khan: Well. What have you brought today, Tabaqui?\n\nDalmatian Firedog: Uh. Something tells me that this might be his cave.\n\nShere Khan: It seems the dog is smarter than we thought. Welcome. I'm Shere Khan and this is Tabaqui. You all seem tired and hungry.\n\nLewis: He's right about that.\n\nTabaqui: I know I am.\n\nShere Khan: (growls) (whispers) Be quiet. Not yet.\n\nGreyhound Firedog: Well I am.\n\nMichael: Me too.\n\nPuppies: Us three.\n\nThe other dogs agreed.\n\nShere Khan: Well, your just in time for lunch.\n\nMr. Bernard: Thank you. What's for lunch?\n\nShere Khan: It's you. (growls)\n\nMs. Pupperpost: Oh, you're having us for lunch, like having us over for lunch?\n\nMr. Shaggs: No. He gonna eat us for lunch.\n\nGreyhound Firedog: Well. How about you eat this.\n\nThe Greyhound Firedog rubbed his penis and splattered cum right at Shere Khan and Tabaqui, then peed on them.\n\nShere Khan: Ugh. That's nasty.\n\nThen the Dalmatian Firedog turned his butt towards Shere Khan and Tabaqui and farted right at them.\n\nShere Khan: (coughs) Now that's disgusting.\n\nTabaqui: Shere Khan, I can't see.\n\nGem: That was pawsome, Dad.\n\nMike: Totally nailed it.\n\nDalmatian Firedog: Thanks, pups.\n\nChief McSpotz: Runnnnnn!\n\nThey ran out of the cave.\n\nShere Khan: (coughs) After them.\n\nThe dogs ran, but Shere Khan and Tabaqui were right after them. They kept running until they came to a cliff.\n\nLily: Yikes. A cliff.\n\nAmber: Look. There's a water current down there.\n\nMs. Clawtez: What do we do? We can't survive that, the current down here must be strong.\n\nBut Shere Khan was right behind them.\n\nMr. Bernard: I don't think we have any other choice. We'll have to jump.\n\nMs. Pupperpost: Ready?\n\n(Shere Khan roars)\n\nMr. Shaggs: Now.\n\nThey all jumped and Shere Khan's paw swiped at them. But he missed.\n\nDogs: (yells)\n\nThe dogs fell right in the ravine and the current kept pushing they came to a waterfall. They fell and landed in a pool of water.\n\nChief McSpotz: Well hot dog, that was rough.\n\nEveryone agreed.\n\nMs. Pupperpost: Oh no. It's getting late. Let's find a place to camp.\n\nDogs: Okay.\n\nThey were sitting in front of a campfire to warm up.\n\nChief McSpotz: Now that's a nice fire.\n\nLewis: Are you pups okay?\n\nPuppies: Yeah.\n\nMs. Clawtez: What about everyone else?\n\nDogs: Yes.\n\nGreyhound Firedog: We're okay.\n\n(Samantha's stomach growls)\n\nSamantha: Mom. Dad. I'm hungry.\n\nDalmatian Firedog: (stomach growls). Aw man. I'm hungry too.\n\nMr. Bernard: Me too.\n\nMs. Pupperpost: So am I.\n\nMs. Clawtez: We may not have food, but at least we have something to keep us from getting cold.\n\nDalmatian Firedog: Good thing I snuck this out.\n\nDalmatian Firedog was holding some buffalo meat.\n\nMs. Pupperpost: Buffalo meat.\n\nPuppies: Yay.\n\nMs. Clawtez: But where did you find it?\n\nDalmatian Firedog: I may have grabbed it when I saw it in the tiger's cave.\n\n(Everyone looking serious)\n\nLewis: Really?\n\nDalmatian Firedog: What? At least we have food.\n\nChief McSpotz: He's got a point.\n\nThey put the meat near the fire. When it was cooked, they all divided it fair and square.\n\nGreyhound Firedog: Ha. That feels good.\n\nChief McSpotz: What? The fire? The food?\n\nGreyhound Firedog: Yeah. But also my cock being rubbed. Can you keep doing that, Ms. Pupperpost?\n\nMs. Pupperpost: Oh. I bet you like it. Yes you do. How about a rub on your tummy.\n\nMs. Pupperpost began scratching the Firedog's belly. He started groaning friendly.\n\nGreyhound Firedog: Aahh. Now that feels relaxing.\n\nMs. Clawtez: You know, I kinda feel like doing some sex too.\n\nMs. Clawtez rubbed her weiner too.\n\nEveryone began having sex.\n\nRuby: I hope that's not us when we get older.\n\nThe other pups agreed. Then everyone fell right asleep. But Ms. Clawtez and Ms. Pupperpost heard something, they also felt like they were being watched.\n\nMs. Pupperpost: Guys. Wake up. We heard something.\n\nThe rest of the dogs looked around, but there was nothing or no one there.\n\nMr. Bernard: It's probably just a squirrel.\n\nKaa was slithering looking for dinner. Then when he saw the dogs, he thought they would make a tasty meal. So he slithered to them.\n\nThe dogs heard more rustling.\n\nSamantha: What was that?\n\nDalmatian Firedog: Hello?\n\n(more leaves rustling)\n\nEmber: Sounds like there's something in the bushes. It's okay. You can come out.\n\nMike: Yeah. We won't hurt you.\n\nKaa rose right in front of them. They were surprised with fear.\n\n(Kaa hissing)\n\nEmber and Mike: Snake!!!\n\nMs. Pupperpost: Snake. Big snake.\n\nDash: Please don't hurt, Mr. Snake.\n\nKaa: Shh. Don't be frightened. I jusssst want to help you all. (hisses)\n\nDalmatian Firedog: Huh? Are you positive? Oh.\n\nMs. Clawtez: Really? Thanks uhh...\n\nKaa: Pleasssse. Call me Kaa.\n\nChief McSpotz: Thank you very much, Kaa.\n\nMr. Shaggs: You see, we're trying to find our way home to Muttgomery.\n\nKaa: Well I can show you. But firsssst, how some ssssupper.\n\nGreyhound Firedog: Finally. More food. But you're not going to eat us. Are you?\n\nKaa: No. I will take you to food. But firsssst, look into my eyessss. (hisses)\n\nKaa started hypnotizing them, then wrapped around them. When the hypnosis was over, the dogs opened their eyes and saw they were coiled up.\n\nMr. Bernard: What's going on?\n\nRocky: I don't know. But all I know is that this isn't a happy hug.\n\nMs. Clawtez: Kaa, what are you doing?\n\nKaa: Oh, nothing. Except, helping myself to a nicccce meal. You.\n\nMr. Shaggs: Kaa. You said you weren't going to eat us.\n\nKaa: I lied. I'm hungry.\n\nDalmatian Firedog: Then you find something else to eat.\n\nKaa: No. I'm hungry now.\n\nKaa began squeezing the dogs.\n\nGreyhound Firedog: That really hurts.\n\nBut Ms. Pupperpost had an idea. She freed one of her arms began tickling Kaa. Kaa laughed.\n\nMs. Clawtez: Keep tickling.\n\nEveryone tickled Kaa so much, that he loosened his grip and the dogs were set free. They made a run. Kaa chased them but got stuck.\n\nKaa: Aww. My dinner.\n\nDaniel: That was close.\n\nMs. Pupperpost: Everyone, keep running.\n\nThey kept running all the way across the jungle until they came to a road. The Muttgomery Dogs had a long way to go. So they kept traveling from country and city, day and night to reach their home. But they got tired by morning and stopped in the city of Petsburg.\n\nGreyhound Firedog: Everyone, I don't think my weiner can take anymore walking.\n\nLewis: Mines too.\n\nMr. Shaggs: Let's have a seat on this bench.\n\nSo they did. When some of the pets saw that they were out of breath. They decided to help by telling Mayor Gilmore.\n\nMayor Gilmore came outside and went to them.\n\nMayor Gilmore: Why hello there. I'm Mayor Gilmore, and this is my assistant, Lloyd.\n\nChief McSpotz: Nice to meet you, Mayor Gilmore and Lloyd.\n\nMs. Pupperpost: Yeah. But do you think you can help us with our situation?\n\nMayor Gilmore: Of course. Cause I know just the pups to call. Lloyd, we need Pupstruction.\n\nDogs: Pupstruction?\n\nMr. Wagner: Yeah. They're the best construction builders in Petsburg.\n\nChief McSpotz: Really?\n\nProfessor Frazzle: Really, really.\n\nMs. Pupperpost: Oh. Okay.\n\nLewis: No way. Me and my team are construction workers too. Whoo-hoo.\n\nMichael: Also, Petsburg?\n\nFunny Ferguson: That's right. It's our home town.\n\nMrs. Wagner: I'm sure they'll be glad to help you.\n\nMs. Pupperpost: They sound nice.\n\nBobby Boots was spying and was still annoyed that Pupstruction was the best.\n\nBobby Boots: (groans) Were the best builders, not those pups. Well, we'll show them.\n\n(Pup Alert goes off)\n\nPhinny: Come on, pups. Let's see who needs help.\n\nMayor Gilmore: Hello, Pupstruction.\n\nPhinny: Hi, Mayor Gilmore. How can we help?\n\nMayor Gilmore: Some dogs said they're from a city called Muttgomery.\n\nTank: Oh. We know those dogs.\n\nMike: Wait. Muttgomery? Where's that?\n\nRoxy: That's a city that far from ours.\n\nLuna: We were captured. But our dog friends saved us and other dogs.\n\nMayor Gilmore: It must be a city that's really far away. But they got lost. You think you can help them?\n\nRoxy: You bet we can.\n\nMayor Gilmore: Excellent. Good luck, pups.\n\nLuna: She's right. Muttgomery must be really far away. But we're still going to help. Right, Phinny?\n\nPhinny: Yep. That's right, Luna. Alright, crew. We got some dogs to help.\n\n(CJ snoring)\n\nPup Crew: CJ!!!\n\nCJ: Oh. I'm awake. Anyways.\n\nPupstruction Crew: It's Pupstruction time.\n\nThey got to their trucks and set off. The Pup Crew soon met the Dogs of Muttgomery.\n\nMr. Bernard: Thank goodness your here, Pupstruction. I'm Mr. Bernard. And this is Mr. Shaggs and Ms. Clawtez. We're from the city council.\n\nMr. Shaggs: Hi pups.\n\nMs. Clawtez: Nice to meet you. And this is my husband, Lewis.\n\nLewis: Hello there.\n\nMr. Shaggs: This is Ms. Pupperpost, she's fast at mail deliveries. \n\nMs. Pupperpost: Hi there.\n\nMs. Clawtez: And this Chief McSpotz and the firedogs.\n\nChief McSpotz: Nice to meet you pups.\n\nPhinny: Nice to meet all too. I'm Phinny. Leader of Pupstruction. My mom the boss. This is my crew.\n\nTank: Hi. I'm Tank, and I love food, hugs and adorable things. But I mostly like construction.\n\nRoxy: I'm Roxy, and I love to crush things.\n\nLuna: And I'm Luna. I love to dig.\n\nPhinny: And this is Bumper, Julie, Mike, Royal, and CJ.\n\n(CJ snoring)\n\nCJ: Huh? Oh. I'm awake. Yeah. I have snoring problems.\n\n(Puppies barking)\n\nTank, CJ and Julie: Puppies.\n\nMs. Pupperpost: Oh. Those are our puppies. Daniel, Rocky, Amber, Lily, Murphy, Ruby, Ember, Rex, Mike, Samantha, Gem, Dash, Leo, and Michael.\n\nPuppies: Hello, Pupstruction.\n\nLuna: They're so cute.\n\nMike: Hey. We both have the same name.\n\nMike: Pawsome.\n\n(doing a high paw)\n\nGreyhound Firedog: So wait, you pups do construction?\n\nLuna: That's us.\n\nMs. Pupperpost: No way. We also have construction dogs in Muttgomery. And a great leader Foredog Frida.\n\nMs. Clawtez: Yeah. My husband is also a construction dog.\n\nJulie: That's wonderful.\n\nTank: Pawsome. And we have a fire rescue team in Petsburg too, Chief McSpotz. And a great captain named Chief Howley.\n\nDalmatian Firedog: Really?\n\nMike: Yep.\n\nChief McSpotz: Now I've heard everything. (stomach growls). And I can sure eat right now.\n\nAll the dogs stomachs started growling.\n\nMs. Clawtez: I think all of us can use some food before we go home.\n\nThey all agreed.\n\nTank: Don't worry. Like I said. I love eating.\n\nMr. Shaggs: Oh. You won't believe the dangers we went through to try and get home.\n\nMs. Pupperpost: Yeah. At first we were asleep at home, but when we woke up, we were in the jungle, then a tiger chased, and then we had to jump off a cliff and into the ravine and went over a waterfall. So we set up camp. Then we got hungry, but a python snake was about to eat us, but we broke free, then we started journeying again, but we found your town and decided to rest. (breathes heavily).\n\nRoxy: Whoa. Whoa. Slow down, Ms. Pupperpost.\n\nPhinny: Yeah. We heard about your problem and we can help with that.\n\nThe Muttgomery dogs cheered.\n\nBobby Boots: Please. Don't bother with these pups. We can help.\n\nDalmatian Firedog: Oh. Who's this?\n\nRoxy: Dogs of Muttgomery, this is Bobby Boots.\n\nBobby Boots: Yeah. The only best builders in Petsburg.\n\nTank: That's not true.\n\nPhinny: Yeah. Everything you built and anything you build just falls apart.\n\nProfessor Frazzle: It's true.\n\nScratch: He's right.\n\nSniff: Yeah. We just build without...\n\nBut Bobby stopped Sniff.\n\nBobby Boots: Without any disturbances. So like I said, let us help you, not them.\n\nChief McSpotz: Now that you mention it, I think we'll stick with Pupstruction.\n\nTank: Hey. You dogs said your hungry. Well we know just the place. Follow us. You can ride in our trucks with us.\n\nDogs: Okay.\n\nBobby Boots: Meowwwwww.\n\nThe pups brung them to Bone Appetito.\n\nLuna: Welcome to Bone Appetito.\n\nTank: Yep. My favorite restaurant.\n\nRoxy: Come on. Follow us.\n\nThey all went to the top floor.\n\nGreyhound Firedog: Now this is one amazing restaurant.\n\nChef Boneitelli: Grazie. Hi Pupstruction.\n\nPhinny: Hey, Chef Boneitelli. These are our new friends. Mr. Bernard, Mr. Shaggs, Ms. Clawtez, Ms. Pupperpost, Chief McSpotz and the firedogs, and their puppies. Everyone, this is Chef Sofia Boneitelli.\n\nDogs: Hi, Chef Boneitelli.\n\nChef Boneitelli: Ciao everyone.\n\nLuna: Hey. You dogs wanna sniff each other's butts to greet each other?\n\nMs. Pupperpost: Sure.\n\nSo they sniffed each other to greet each other.\n\nLuna: You guys smell friendly.\n\nMs. Pupperpost: So do you all.\n\nChef Boneitelli: Now. How can I help you all?\n\nTank: Well our friends here were trying to get home. But they were traveling a lot, that they didn't get to eat. Do you think you can help with that?\n\nPuppies: Please?\n\nChef Boneitelli: Si. I sure can.\n\nChef Boneitelli gave them food. And they all and enjoyed it.\n\nChef Boneitelli: Enjoy, everyone.\n\nRoxy: Thanks, Chef Boneitelli.\n\nEveryone: Thanks, Chef Boneitelli.\n\nChef Boneitelli: You're welcome.\n\nDalmatian Firedog: At least we won't go back to Muttgomery with empty stomachs.\n\nMr. Shaggs: Mmm, Mmm, Mmm. This is best kibble burger ever.\n\nMs. Pupperpost: Yep.\n\nMs. Pupperpost and the Greyhound Firedog kept slurping a pasta strand until they pressed on each other lips. They started blushing.\n\nMs. Pupperpost: Oh.\n\nGreyhound Firedog: Sorry about that.\n\nTank: It looks like you two are Lady and Tramp.\n\nMs. Pupperpost: Looks like we are.\n\nLuna took a bite of the burger, and so did Tank and they accidentally kissed each other too. They started blushing too.\n\nLuna: Guess we are too.\n\nTank: Yep.\n\nEveryone laughed.\n\nTank: Who wants barkberry biscuits?\n\nThey each grabbed one.\n\nDalmatian Firedog: Mmm. Now that's good.\n\nMs. Clawtez: It sure is.\n\nPhinny: That was a good meal.\n\nRoxy: Yeah. I'm stuffed.\n\nMs. Clawtez: Me too. Seriously, that was amazing. Everyone should try this food.\n\nLuna: I'm sure they'll love it.\n\n(Luna's tail wagging)\n\nLuna: And so does Mr. Tail.\n\nMr. Bernard: Mr. Tail?\n\nLuna: Yeah. I named it that.\n\nTank: Yeah. Luna's been trying to catch her tail.\n\nLuna: That's right. Except I keep failing to catch him.\n\nMs. Clawtez: I'm sure you'll catch Mr. Tail, Luna.\n\nLuna: Yeah, you're right. But I'm going to keep trying.\n\n(Luna's tail keeps wagging)\n\nLuna: Oh. I can't catch you everyday, Mr. Tail. But I will today. Come here. I'm going to get you.\n\nLuna began chasing her tail. But she still failed to catch it.\n\nLuna: Aww, man. See. Everyday I can't catch Mr. Tail.\n\nChief McSpotz: Don't worry, Luna. Just keep trying.\n\nMs. Pupperpost: That makes me want to chase my tail.\n\nAmber: I feel like chasing mines too.\n\nTank: Me too. Come here, tail.\n\nThey began chasing their tails. Everyone stopped and laughed.\n\nLuna: That was fun.\n\nTank: Yeah. Now that we're done, we can find a way to get to get you guys home. But it's getting late, we'll do this in the morning. We promise.\n\nLuna: For now, you dogs stay with us.\n\nMs. Clawtez: You pups are so kind. Thank you.\n\nMike: Yeah. (yawns) I feel tired.\n\nPhinny: Come on.\n\nAll: Thanks. Chef Boneitelli.\n\nChef Boneitelli: Anytime, pups.\n\nThey all came out of the restaurant. But they heard an alert.\n\nPhinny: The fire station.\n\nBumper: Something must be wrong. Come on.\n\nThey all went to see what the problem was.\n\nChief Howley and his crew arrived at a building that was on fire.\n\nPhinny: Chief Howley. What's going on?\n\nChief Howley: Hi, Pupstruction. And new dogs. A building caught on fire.\n\nPhinny: Well you have three more firedogs to help.\n\nChief McSpotz: Hi, I'm Chief McSpotz.\n\nChief Howley: Nice to meet you, Chief McSpotz and firedogs. Now let's put out that fire.\n\nChief McSpotz: Everyone, stand back. Guys, the hose.\n\nFiredogs: Yes, Chief.\n\nThey grabbed another hose and sprayed water against the fire. At last, the fire was out.\n\nLuna: They did it.\n\n(Everyone cheering)\n\nChief Howley: Thank you, everyone. You too, firedogs.\n\nDalmatian Firedog: Happy to help, Chief Howley.\n\nCat Firefighter: Nicely done.\n\nBird Firefighter: Good job.\n\nGreyhound Firedog: Thank you.\n\nChief Howley: So who are your new friends, Pupstruction?\n\nPhinny: Mr. Bernard, Ms. Clawtez, Mr. Shaggs, Lewis, Ms. Pupperpost, Chief McSpotz and the firedogs.\n\nTank: And their puppies. Daniel, Rocky, Amber, Lily, Murphy, Ruby, Ember, Rex, Mike, Samantha, Gem, Dash, Leo, and Michael.\n\nPuppies: Hello.\n\nChief Howley: Wonderful to meet you all.\n\nRoxy: They're from Muttgomery and need our help getting back.\n\nMs. Clawtez: It's true.\n\nBird Firefighter: Well, we hope you make it back home.\n\nChief Howley: Good luck, everyone.\n\nCat Firefighter: See you, pups.\n\nPup Crew: Goodbye.\n\nPhinny: Well. Follow us to our HQ.\n\nLuna: Yeah. We'll even give you the grand tour.\n\nMs. Pupperpost: Wonderful. Let's go.\n\nThey all arrived at the Pup HQ.\n\nPhinny: Dogs of Muttgomery, welcome to Pupstruction HQ.\n\nDogs: Whoa.\n\nRocky: This place is amazing.\n\nAmber: And pawsome.\n\nRoxy: It sure is.\n\nSuddenly, all the lights turned off.\n\nRoyal: The lights turned off.\n\nMike: Don't worry. I'll fix it. Yeah. I'm also an electrician.\n\nIn a few seconds, Mike fixed the power in HQ.\n\nMike: All fixed.\n\nPhinny: Good work, Mike.\n\nCJ: Yeah. But can we do the tour in the morning. (yawns) I feel tired.\n\nMurphy: Us too.\n\nTank: Sure. You know, we have another friend named Murphy.\n\nMurphy: Cool.\n\n(doing a high paw)\n\nSo they all went to sleep in the Pupstruction HQ. But Bobby had other plans. He, Scratch and Sniff snuck in the HQ and started fiddling with the pups' trucks. Then they broke them.\n\nBobby Boots: Perfect. Scratch. Sniff. Let's get out of here.\n\nBy morning, the pups were ready to help the Muttgomery dogs get home.\n\nPhinny: (yawns) Okay, everyone. Ready to go home?\n\nMr. Shaggs: You bet we are, pup.\n\n(CJ snoring)\n\nPhinny: CJ!\n\nCJ: (yawns) Ready.\n\nPup Crew: It's Pupstruction time.\n\nRoxy: Pupstruction, grab your tools.\n\nBut when they got their trucks, they saw that they were broken.\n\nTank: Oh no. Our trucks.\n\nLuna: Scoopy.\n\nGreyhound Firedog: Scoopy?\n\nBumper: She named her digger Scoopy.\n\nLuna: That's right. How did our trucks break?\n\nPhinny: Yeah. They were doing good yesterday.\n\nJust then, Bailey found Roxy's hammer near them.\n\nBailey: Bark, bark.\n\nPhinny: Bailey. What'd you find?\n\nBailey: Hammer. Hammer.\n\nMike: It's Roxy's hammer.\n\nRoxy: My hammer? How did that get there?\n\nThen they all faced Roxy.\n\nAll: Roxy.\n\nRoxy: What? Wait, you all think I did this?\n\nBumper: Your the only one who likes to crush things.\n\nRoxy: I mean yes. I do love to smash. But it's only if you need me to and it's just for fun.\n\nTank sniffed her to see if she was lying.\n\nTank: Nope. It wasn't her. We're sorry.\n\nEveryone: Sorry.\n\nPhinny: We didn't mean to jump to conclusions.\n\nGrandma Dee: We hope you can forgive us.\n\nRoxy: Of course I do. Your my crew and friends.\n\nAll: Aww.\n\nMr. Shaggs: So if Roxy didn't do it, who did?\n\nMaya: I don't know. Oh. I'm Maya. Phinny and Bailey's mom. And this is Harry, their dad.\n\nPhinny: And this is my little sister, Bailey. And this is Grandma Dee.\n\nGrandma Dee: Hola.\n\nHarry: Please to meet you.\n\nBailey: Hi.\n\nDogs: Hello.\n\nMr. Bernard: You have a wonderful family, Phinny.\n\nPhinny: Thanks. But it looks like we'll have to find another way to get you all home.\n\nCJ: But how, Phinny? Our trucks are broken.\n\nHarry: Honey. How about the Pup-copter? It's not broken.\n\n(Scene changes to the outside of the HQ where the Pup-copter was destroyed)\n\nMaya: You were saying, Harry?\n\nRoyal: Oh no. This can't be. The Pup-copter is broken too.\n\nHarry: Don't worry, everyone. We can use my van.\n\nBut they went and saw Harry's van totaled.\n\nRoxy: Or maybe not.\n\nHarry: My van.\n\nPhinny: It's okay, Pops. We can fix it.\n\nHarry: I guess I can wait. Getting our new friends home is more important.\n\nBumper: But we can't do that if our trucks are busted.\n\nLuna: Let's ask anyone in Petsburg if they can help.\n\nPhinny: Good idea, Luna.\n\nBut Bobby was going to stop them.\n\nWhen they got to town, they saw everyone driving.\n\nMr. Shaggs: It's so busy today.\n\nPhinny: It sure is.\n\nJust then, they saw Murphy doing a walk. They all wondered.\n\nCJ: Everyone, you don't think Murphy did that destruction with our vehicles, do you?\n\nMaya: I don't know. He does cause accidents, but he's very kind. Also a kind of gloomy.\n\nTank: Yeah. But we should ask him just to make sure.\n\nThey all walked over to him.\n\nMurphy: Oh. Hi, everyone.\n\nEveryone: Hi, Murphy.\n\nRoxy: Everyone. This is Murphy. Murphy. These are the dogs from Muttgomery.\n\nMs. Clawtez: Nice to meet you, Murphy.\n\nMurphy: The honor is all mine.\n\nMurphy: Hi, my name is also Murphy.\n\nMurphy: Nice to meet you, kid. And everyone too.\n\nPhinny: Murphy, can we ask you something?\n\nMurphy: Sure. What's up?\n\nMike: Our vehicles are broken.\n\nMurphy: And your thinking that I did it.\n\nTank: Not really. We're just wondering if you did it.\n\nMurphy: Of course not. I caused a lot of accidents. But I ain't crazy enough to break stuff.\n\nMs. Pupperpost: So if you didn't do it, then who did?\n\nLuna: Don't know. But we're trying to get them home.\n\nMurphy: Oh. Can I come?\n\nGrandma Dee: Sure. Why not? Uh. Murphy?\n\n(Murphy laughing)\n\nMs. Clawtez was scratching his tummy then stopped.\n\nMs. Clawtez: What? At least he likes it.\n\nMurphy: It's true.\n\n(Everyone laughing)\n\nSo first they tried a bus. Bobby secretly put thumb tacks. And the bus tires popped. The crew repaired the tires. Then they tried Captain Dog's boat. But when they weren't looking, Bobby dumped trash in the water. They were blocked. They cleaned up all the trash. So they tried a train, but Bobby took apart the rails, Swifty had to stop. But the crew fixed the train tracks right back up.\n\nGrandma Dee: Okay. The tracks are fixed.\n\nSwifty: Sorry, everyone. I swear on my weiner that I'm sorry.\n\nTank: It's not your fault, Swifty. But I guess there's no way to get them to Muttgomery. It's like someone's trying to stop us. But who?\n\nBobby Boots: Oh, I know who. It was probably Roxy. She likes to wreck stuff.\n\nTank: Actually, it wasn't Roxy.\n\nBobby Boots: Oh. Then it probably Murphy.\n\nLuna: Murphy. It was you?\n\nMurphy: I told you, it wasn't me.\n\nLuna: Oh. Then who broke ours and everyone's vehicles?\n\nRoxy: I don't know. But at least we fixed the tracks and the other vehicles.\n\nBobby Boots: Aww. That's too bad. It's too bad there's no other vehicle, except mine.\n\nMs. Pupperpost: Well, pups. We have a ride home.\n\nPuppies: Yeah.\n\nPhinny: I guess. (sighs)\n\nMs. Clawtez: You okay, Phin?\n\nPhinny: No. Not really.\n\nGrandma Dee: Why? What's wrong?\n\nPhinny: We failed to get you guys to Muttgomery. Dogs of Muttgomery, we're sorry.\n\nHarry: That's okay, Phinny-Phin.\n\nLuna: Hey, don't feel bad, Phinny.\n\nRoxy: Luna's right. At least we still got to help the pets today. Like we always do.\n\nBumper: We didn't just give up. We did what was right. So we're not giving up. Not here. Not now.\n\nPhinny: You're right. Thanks, everyone.\n\nBailey: Bark, bark. (licks Phinny)\n\nMr. Shaggs: Yeah. You didn't fail. We got a ride home.\n\nBobby Boots: That's right.\n\nJust then, the Destructo-truck ran out of gas.\n\nChief McSpotz: Or not.\n\nEmber: Aww man.\n\nLuna: I guess you can't use the Destructo-truck either.\n\nMr. Bernard: I guess we're stuck here.\n\nGrandpa Wally: Wait. What about your trucks, pups?\n\nTank: Like we said, they're totally busted.\n\nScratch: Oh yeah. That's because Bobby told us to do it.\n\nBobby Boots: What? Um, no I didn't.\n\nSniff: Sure you did, boss. You said to wreck the trucks and the other vehicles so we could bring the dogs home.\n\nEveryone was surprised.\n\nEveryone: (gasps)\n\nGreyhound Firedog: You did all that?\n\nBobby Boots: What? No.\n\nEveryone gave Bobby the serious look.\n\nJulie: Bobby?!\n\nBobby Boots: Okay, fine. It was me. I wanted to be nice and bring them home. So I broke you and everyone else's vehicles and the train tracks.\n\nMs. Pupperpost: That wasn't very nice, Bobby. You got Roxy and Murphy in trouble.\n\nTank: We know you want to be nice and helpful, Bobby. But wrecking everyone's vehicles, messing up the train tracks, and getting Roxy and Murphy in trouble isn't the answer.\n\nGrandma Dee: So you owe Roxy, Murphy and everyone an apology.\n\nBobby Boots: I know, and I'm sorry everyone and Roxy and Murphy.\n\nRoxy and Murphy: Apology accepted.\n\nPhinny: That's okay. Hey. Maybe we can use our trucks.\n\nChief McSpotz: But they're broken.\n\nPhinny: Yes. But we can fix them.\n\nSamantha: Really?\n\nHarry: Yeah. There's no job that we can't handle.\n\nRoxy: That's right.\n\nBobby Boots: Hey. Can we help? We want to make up for the mistake we made.\n\nPhinny: Sure. The more, the merrier.\n\nMurphy: I'll help too.\n\nSwifty: Let us help. I'm mean, if you haven't fixed the tracks. My train would have went off the tracks.\n\nSome other pets came to help.\n\nCat: Were here to help too.\n\nMr. Wagner: Yeah. You helped everyone.\n\nChief Howley: But not just with the vehicles, you helped with all our problems.\n\nGrandpa Wally: So let us help you in return.\n\nChip: Yeah.\n\nSwifty: Looks like Chip agrees too.\n\nMaya: Thank you all so much.\n\nPhinny: Alright, everyone. Let's crank it up.\n\n(It's Time to Build song)\n\nSo they all work hard to fix Pup Crew's HQ and vehicles. And with everyone's help, they finished the job.\n\nDash: We did it.\n\nLuna: We fixed the trucks.\n\nEveryone cheered.\n\nMaya: Thank you all so much for your help.\n\nPhinny: Alright. Now are you ready to return home?\n\nDalmatian Firedog: Absolutely.\n\nThey all hopped in their trucks and the Pup-copter. The pups activated the flying mode on their trucks and they took off.\n\nThe pets of Petsburg waved goodbye.\n\nMeanwhile in Muttgomery, Pretzel, Greta and their pups and other dogs were worried about the missing dogs.\n\nPoppy: Where do you think they all went?\n\nGreta: I don't know, Poppy.\n\nPedro: I hope someone finds them. (whines)\n\nPretzel: Don't worry, Pedro. I'm sure they're okay.\n\nPretzel nuzzled Pedro. But then Puck heard a sound.\n\nPuck: What's that sound?\n\nPaxton: I don't know.\n\nThen they saw shadows and looked up.\n\nPippa: What is that?\n\nPuck: It looks like a helicopter and some flying trucks.\n\nThe Pup Crew landed and got out. Mr. Bernard, Ms. Clawtez, Mr. Shaggs, Ms. Pupperpost, Chief McSpotz and the firedogs were happy to be back in Muttgomery.\n\nMs. Clawtez: We're finally home.\n\nThe dogs of Muttgomery were also happy to have their friends back.\n\nGreta: Welcome home, everyone.\n\nMr. Bernard: Why thank you, Mayor Greta.\n\nMs. Pupperpost: Hiya, pups.\n\nPippa: Your home.\n\nPedro: But wait, where were you?\n\nGreyhound Firedog: Well. We just had a couple of adventures.\n\nMichael: Yeah. We can tell you all about it.\n\nPaxton: But how did you make it back?\n\nPippa: And who are they?\n\nChief McSpotz: Doxies, Dogs of Muttgomery, this is Pupstruction.\n\nThe Doxies and the dogs were excited to meet them.\n\nPaxton: Nice to meet you, Pupstruction. We're the Doxies. I'm Paxton.\n\nPippa: I'm Pippa.\n\nPedro: I'm Pedro.\n\nPuck: I'm Puck.\n\nPoppy: And I'm Poppy. And these are our parents.\n\nPretzel: Yep. I'm Pretzel and this is my wife, Greta.\n\nGreta: Hi there.\n\nPhinny: It's an honor to meet you too. I'm Phinny. Leader of the Pupstruction Crew.\n\nTank: I'm Tank.\n\nRoxy: I'm Roxy.\n\nLuna: I'm Luna.\n\nBumper: My name is Bumper.\n\nMike: You can call me Mike.\n\nJulie: My name is Julie.\n\nRoyal: I'm Royal.\n\nCJ: (snores) Huh? Oh. I'm CJ.\n\nMaya: Hello. I'm Maya. The one who runs our HQ back at home. I'm also Phinny's mom.\n\nHarry: And I'm Harry. Phinny's dad.\n\nGrandma Dee: And I'm Grandma Dee.\n\nBailey: (barks) Doxies.\n\nBailey started licking the Doxies and they laughed.\n\nPhinny: (laughs). And that's my little sister, Bailey. I think she likes you guys already.\n\nPuck: Yep. I think she does.\n\nPoppy: We remember you pups. He helped out of the pound.\n\nPaxton: So you're construction dogs? Bow-Wow.\n\nGrandma Dee: That's right, sugar.\n\nRoxy: Yes we are.\n\nPoppy: Furtastic. You know, we have construction dogs here too.\n\nRoxy: Yep. In fact, we were told.\n\nPretzel: Yeah. This is Foredog Frida.\n\nPhinny: Please to meet you, Foredog Frida.\n\nForedog Frida: Likewise, Phinny.\n\nTank: Aww. Your pups are so cute.\n\nThe Doxie pups pounced on Tank. They all laughed.\n\nJust then, Mayor Gilmore and some other pets arrived.\n\nLuna: Mayor Gilmore. What are you doing here?\n\nMayor Gilmore: I just want to say, I'm glad you all made it home.\n\nDogs: Thank you.\n\nRoxy: Now everyone. Let's rock this town.\n\nPhinny: Yeah. Let's celebrate.\n\nEveryone: Yeah. (howls)\n\nThey all threw a welcome back party. Everyone enjoyed it.\n\nLuna: This is one cool party.\n\nThe pups agreed and continued partying.\n\n(Paws Up music playing)\n\nPretzel: 🎶All it takes is one tiny spark🎶.\n\nGreta and Ms. Clawtez: 🎶And you too can make your bark🎶.\n\nPedro and Puck: 🎶 Make a change for a dog or pup🎶.\n\nDoxies: 🎶Just get those paws up🎶.\n\n(Everyone facing the camera at the end of the song)\n\nLuna: That's a wonderful song.\n\nCJ: Well, we also have a song.\n\nPippa: Really?\n\nPhinny: Yep.\n\nPedro: Let's hear it.\n\n(theme song plays)\n\nAll: It's...PUPSTRUCTION TIME!\n\nAwoooooooo....\n\nAwoooooooo....\n\nAwoooooooo.... (Awoooooooo....)\n\nTank and CJ: Suitin' up, toolin' up\n\nRev it up and run!\n\nLuna and Bumper: The crew is on the way,\n\nRoxy: And the job has begun,\n\nPhinny and Royal: Let's Go!\n\nTank: We haul,\n\nRoxy: We break\n\nLuna: We dig,\n\nPhinny: We make,\n\nAll: We pups are gonna get it done!\n\nHere we come!\n\nAwoooooooo.... (Awoooooooo....)\n\nWe're the Pupstruction crew!\n\nAwoooooooo.... (Awoooooooo....)\n\nAnd we love what we do!\n\nWhen we put our paws together, We're makin' dreams come true,\n\nWe're the Pupstruction crew!\n\nAll: Pupstruction!!!\n\n(Everyone facing the camera again)\n\nHarry: That was a pawsome party.\n\nTank: It sure was.\n\nPedro: Yeah. But do you really have to leave?\n\nMike: Can't you stay a little longer? No offense, Pretzel.\n\nPretzel: None offended.\n\nPaxton: Yeah. Please stay.\n\nRoxy: We would love to, but Petsburg needs us.\n\nPhinny: Yeah. Besides, we got jobs to do.\n\nLuna: But don't worry. You can come visit Petsburg anytime.\n\nGreta: That sounds pawsome.\n\nPretzel: What do think, pups?\n\nDoxie Pups: Yeah.\n\nLuna: By the way Pretzel, I like that long body of yours.\n\nPretzel: Thank you, Luna. It's perfect for giving hugs.\n\nHe hugged Phinny. Phinny laughed.\n\nTank: Group hug.\n\nThey all hugged each other.\n\nAll: Aww.\n\nTank: I just love hugs.\n\nEveryone laughed. Then the Pupstruction Crew got in their vehicles and headed back to Petsburg. \n\nPupstruction Crew: Bye, Doxies. Bye, everyone.\n\nDoxies: Goodbye, Pupstruction.\n\nThey all waved goodbye to each other.\n\nAt night, every dog was asleep. But Ms. Clawtez and Lewis went to see Mr. Bernard, Mr. Shaggs, Ms. Pupperpost, Chief McSpotz and the firedogs. They all sat at a bench in the park.\n\nMr. Shaggs: What up, Ms. Clawtez?\n\nMs. Clawtez: I was still thinking about the girls and how they have penises like the males.\n\nChief McSpotz: Don't worry about it.\n\nMs. Pupperpost: It's just our sexy secret.\n\nGreyhound Firedog: Speaking of sexy, you wanna continue having sex?\n\nMr. Bernard: I don't see why not.\n\nSo they all started getting sexy again, by touching and licking each other's cocks, and rubbing each other's belly.\n\nPretzel: What's going on?\n\nGreta: Pretzel, look.\n\nThey saw the dogs having sex from far.\n\nGreta: That looks like fun.\n\nPretzel: You wanna have some sexy fun?\n\nGreta: I thought you never ask.\n\nSo Pretzel and Greta started to touch each other's penises. Then Gabby and Gruff saw them did the same, So did Don, Dan, Gigi, Jules, Mr. Barkbinder, Dr. Pawell, Daisy, Zeke, Gus Growler and other dogs. But did it in their homes instead of outside.\n\n(the end)", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "It was a wonderful day in Muttgomery. Greta, Mr. Shaggs, Mr. Bernard and Ms. Clawtez were finishing up work.

Ms. Clawtez: What a fine day in Muttgomery.

Greta: Of course.

Mr. Shaggs: You said it.

Mr. Bernard: It most certainly is. Okay. It's time to head home.

Greta: Okay.

But Ms. Clawtez saw a stick sticking out of Greta. They all packed their things went home.

Greta: Bye everyone.

City Council Dogs: Bye, Mayor Greta.

Ms. Clawtez couldn't stop thinking about the thing on Greta. But then she noticed the same two long sticks sticking out of Mr. Bernard and Mr. Shaggs. But it was just their penises.

Ms. Clawtez: What are these?

Mr. Shaggs: Our penises.

Mr. Bernard: Yeah. It's mainly for having sex.

Ms. Clawtez: Oh. But aren't males the only ones with penises? Because I have one too. It's crazy.

Mr. Shaggs: Come on, it can't be that bad.

Ms. Pupperpost: Yeah. Just look at me.

They looked at Ms. Pupperpost with her cock.

Ms. Pupperpost: Yes. I have one too. Anyways, got to zip.

Mr. Bernard: I wonder if all the female dogs have cocks too.

The City Council Dogs went for a walk to see for themselves. Mr. Bernard was right, Chief McSpotz had a penis, Jules had a penis too, and so did Daisy, Nana, and Gigi. It wasn't just males that had weiners, the females had them too.

Ms. Clawtez: Well, I guess you were right.

Chief McSpotz: Hey. You dogs wanna sniff?

Greyhound Firedog: Are you sure?

Chief McSpotz: Yeah. Everyone is allowed to sniff each other's butts. If it's okay with them.

Dalmatian Firedog: Well, I'm not just going to stand here.

Ruby: Neither are we.

The firedogs sniffed each other.

Mr. Shaggs: Hey, you guys wanna sniff too?

Mr. Bernard and Ms. Clawtez: Sure.

The city council went over and they started to sniff them and each other too.

Greyhound Firedog: This feels nice.

Just then, Ms. Clawtez and Ms. Pupperpost's pups came over and started sniffing too.

Murphy: It sure does. (sniffs)

Ms. Pupperpost: Hi, kids. What are you doing here?

Gem: We're visiting you at work.

Greyhound Firedog: Aww. That's so nice of you, pups.

They all went home that night and went to bed. But someone sneaked some of the houses and dognapped some of the dogs. They took the city council dogs, the firedogs, Ms. Pupperpost, and their pups, and brought them all the way to the Seeonee Jungle. When the dogs woke up, they found out that they weren't in Muttgomery anymore.

Mr. Shaggs: What the---. Where are we?

Dalmatian Firedog: I have no idea.

But then they noticed their clothes were gone.

Ms. Pupperpost: You guys. Someone took our clothes. We're naked.

Ms. Clawtez: Yeah. But dogs are usually naked.

Dash: It's true, Mom.

Chief McSpotz: That's true. But we don't wear clothes.

Ms. Pupperpost: Oh yeah. Neither do I. You're right.

Ms. Clawtez: But at least we have extra pairs, right?

They all put on their extra pairs of clothes and accessories.

Mr. Bernard: Where are we?

Ember: We must be in some sort of jungle.

Ms. Pupperpost: Maybe someone around can tell us where we are.

Suddenly the Greyhound Firedog spotted a cave at the top of a cliff from far.

Greyhound Firedog: Hey. Maybe whoever lives up there knows where we are and could help us.

They arrived at a den on top of the cliff.

Rocky: Umm. Hello? Listen, we're trying to find our way home. Can you help us?

Daniel: Hello? Is anyone home?

Tabaqui came out.

Tabaqui: Your trying to find your home, you say?

Dogs: Yes.

Tabaqui: Well I know someone who can help you.

Lewis: You do?

Chief McSpotz: Oh. Really?

Tabaqui: Sure. Follow me, I'll take you to him.

Mr. Bernard: Thank you so much.

Samantha: Yeah. Thanks, Mr. Jackal.

Tabaqui: Anything for you delicious... I mean kind dogs.

Tabaqui took them inside the cave, but what they didn't know is that it was actually the the den of Shere Khan.

Ms. Clawtez: I wonder who else lives in here.

Chief McSpotz: Maybe it's someone scary.

Shere Khan: Well. What have you brought today, Tabaqui?

Dalmatian Firedog: Uh. Something tells me that this might be his cave.

Shere Khan: It seems the dog is smarter than we thought. Welcome. I'm Shere Khan and this is Tabaqui. You all seem tired and hungry.

Lewis: He's right about that.

Tabaqui: I know I am.

Shere Khan: (growls) (whispers) Be quiet. Not yet.

Greyhound Firedog: Well I am.

Michael: Me too.

Puppies: Us three.

The other dogs agreed.

Shere Khan: Well, your just in time for lunch.

Mr. Bernard: Thank you. What's for lunch?

Shere Khan: It's you. (growls)

Ms. Pupperpost: Oh, you're having us for lunch, like having us over for lunch?

Mr. Shaggs: No. He gonna eat us for lunch.

Greyhound Firedog: Well. How about you eat this.

The Greyhound Firedog rubbed his penis and splattered cum right at Shere Khan and Tabaqui, then peed on them.

Shere Khan: Ugh. That's nasty.

Then the Dalmatian Firedog turned his butt towards Shere Khan and Tabaqui and farted right at them.

Shere Khan: (coughs) Now that's disgusting.

Tabaqui: Shere Khan, I can't see.

Gem: That was pawsome, Dad.

Mike: Totally nailed it.

Dalmatian Firedog: Thanks, pups.

Chief McSpotz: Runnnnnn!

They ran out of the cave.

Shere Khan: (coughs) After them.

The dogs ran, but Shere Khan and Tabaqui were right after them. They kept running until they came to a cliff.

Lily: Yikes. A cliff.

Amber: Look. There's a water current down there.

Ms. Clawtez: What do we do? We can't survive that, the current down here must be strong.

But Shere Khan was right behind them.

Mr. Bernard: I don't think we have any other choice. We'll have to jump.

Ms. Pupperpost: Ready?

(Shere Khan roars)

Mr. Shaggs: Now.

They all jumped and Shere Khan's paw swiped at them. But he missed.

Dogs: (yells)

The dogs fell right in the ravine and the current kept pushing they came to a waterfall. They fell and landed in a pool of water.

Chief McSpotz: Well hot dog, that was rough.

Everyone agreed.

Ms. Pupperpost: Oh no. It's getting late. Let's find a place to camp.

Dogs: Okay.

They were sitting in front of a campfire to warm up.

Chief McSpotz: Now that's a nice fire.

Lewis: Are you pups okay?

Puppies: Yeah.

Ms. Clawtez: What about everyone else?

Dogs: Yes.

Greyhound Firedog: We're okay.

(Samantha's stomach growls)

Samantha: Mom. Dad. I'm hungry.

Dalmatian Firedog: (stomach growls). Aw man. I'm hungry too.

Mr. Bernard: Me too.

Ms. Pupperpost: So am I.

Ms. Clawtez: We may not have food, but at least we have something to keep us from getting cold.

Dalmatian Firedog: Good thing I snuck this out.

Dalmatian Firedog was holding some buffalo meat.

Ms. Pupperpost: Buffalo meat.

Puppies: Yay.

Ms. Clawtez: But where did you find it?

Dalmatian Firedog: I may have grabbed it when I saw it in the tiger's cave.

(Everyone looking serious)

Lewis: Really?

Dalmatian Firedog: What? At least we have food.

Chief McSpotz: He's got a point.

They put the meat near the fire. When it was cooked, they all divided it fair and square.

Greyhound Firedog: Ha. That feels good.

Chief McSpotz: What? The fire? The food?

Greyhound Firedog: Yeah. But also my cock being rubbed. Can you keep doing that, Ms. Pupperpost?

Ms. Pupperpost: Oh. I bet you like it. Yes you do. How about a rub on your tummy.

Ms. Pupperpost began scratching the Firedog's belly. He started groaning friendly.

Greyhound Firedog: Aahh. Now that feels relaxing.

Ms. Clawtez: You know, I kinda feel like doing some sex too.

Ms. Clawtez rubbed her weiner too.

Everyone began having sex.

Ruby: I hope that's not us when we get older.

The other pups agreed. Then everyone fell right asleep. But Ms. Clawtez and Ms. Pupperpost heard something, they also felt like they were being watched.

Ms. Pupperpost: Guys. Wake up. We heard something.

The rest of the dogs looked around, but there was nothing or no one there.

Mr. Bernard: It's probably just a squirrel.

Kaa was slithering looking for dinner. Then when he saw the dogs, he thought they would make a tasty meal. So he slithered to them.

The dogs heard more rustling.

Samantha: What was that?

Dalmatian Firedog: Hello?

(more leaves rustling)

Ember: Sounds like there's something in the bushes. It's okay. You can come out.

Mike: Yeah. We won't hurt you.

Kaa rose right in front of them. They were surprised with fear.

(Kaa hissing)

Ember and Mike: Snake!!!

Ms. Pupperpost: Snake. Big snake.

Dash: Please don't hurt, Mr. Snake.

Kaa: Shh. Don't be frightened. I jusssst want to help you all. (hisses)

Dalmatian Firedog: Huh? Are you positive? Oh.

Ms. Clawtez: Really? Thanks uhh...

Kaa: Pleasssse. Call me Kaa.

Chief McSpotz: Thank you very much, Kaa.

Mr. Shaggs: You see, we're trying to find our way home to Muttgomery.

Kaa: Well I can show you. But firsssst, how some ssssupper.

Greyhound Firedog: Finally. More food. But you're not going to eat us. Are you?

Kaa: No. I will take you to food. But firsssst, look into my eyessss. (hisses)

Kaa started hypnotizing them, then wrapped around them. When the hypnosis was over, the dogs opened their eyes and saw they were coiled up.

Mr. Bernard: What's going on?

Rocky: I don't know. But all I know is that this isn't a happy hug.

Ms. Clawtez: Kaa, what are you doing?

Kaa: Oh, nothing. Except, helping myself to a nicccce meal. You.

Mr. Shaggs: Kaa. You said you weren't going to eat us.

Kaa: I lied. I'm hungry.

Dalmatian Firedog: Then you find something else to eat.

Kaa: No. I'm hungry now.

Kaa began squeezing the dogs.

Greyhound Firedog: That really hurts.

But Ms. Pupperpost had an idea. She freed one of her arms began tickling Kaa. Kaa laughed.

Ms. Clawtez: Keep tickling.

Everyone tickled Kaa so much, that he loosened his grip and the dogs were set free. They made a run. Kaa chased them but got stuck.

Kaa: Aww. My dinner.

Daniel: That was close.

Ms. Pupperpost: Everyone, keep running.

They kept running all the way across the jungle until they came to a road. The Muttgomery Dogs had a long way to go. So they kept traveling from country and city, day and night to reach their home. But they got tired by morning and stopped in the city of Petsburg.

Greyhound Firedog: Everyone, I don't think my weiner can take anymore walking.

Lewis: Mines too.

Mr. Shaggs: Let's have a seat on this bench.

So they did. When some of the pets saw that they were out of breath. They decided to help by telling Mayor Gilmore.

Mayor Gilmore came outside and went to them.

Mayor Gilmore: Why hello there. I'm Mayor Gilmore, and this is my assistant, Lloyd.

Chief McSpotz: Nice to meet you, Mayor Gilmore and Lloyd.

Ms. Pupperpost: Yeah. But do you think you can help us with our situation?

Mayor Gilmore: Of course. Cause I know just the pups to call. Lloyd, we need Pupstruction.

Dogs: Pupstruction?

Mr. Wagner: Yeah. They're the best construction builders in Petsburg.

Chief McSpotz: Really?

Professor Frazzle: Really, really.

Ms. Pupperpost: Oh. Okay.

Lewis: No way. Me and my team are construction workers too. Whoo-hoo.

Michael: Also, Petsburg?

Funny Ferguson: That's right. It's our home town.

Mrs. Wagner: I'm sure they'll be glad to help you.

Ms. Pupperpost: They sound nice.

Bobby Boots was spying and was still annoyed that Pupstruction was the best.

Bobby Boots: (groans) Were the best builders, not those pups. Well, we'll show them.

(Pup Alert goes off)

Phinny: Come on, pups. Let's see who needs help.

Mayor Gilmore: Hello, Pupstruction.

Phinny: Hi, Mayor Gilmore. How can we help?

Mayor Gilmore: Some dogs said they're from a city called Muttgomery.

Tank: Oh. We know those dogs.

Mike: Wait. Muttgomery? Where's that?

Roxy: That's a city that far from ours.

Luna: We were captured. But our dog friends saved us and other dogs.

Mayor Gilmore: It must be a city that's really far away. But they got lost. You think you can help them?

Roxy: You bet we can.

Mayor Gilmore: Excellent. Good luck, pups.

Luna: She's right. Muttgomery must be really far away. But we're still going to help. Right, Phinny?

Phinny: Yep. That's right, Luna. Alright, crew. We got some dogs to help.

(CJ snoring)

Pup Crew: CJ!!!

CJ: Oh. I'm awake. Anyways.

Pupstruction Crew: It's Pupstruction time.

They got to their trucks and set off. The Pup Crew soon met the Dogs of Muttgomery.

Mr. Bernard: Thank goodness your here, Pupstruction. I'm Mr. Bernard. And this is Mr. Shaggs and Ms. Clawtez. We're from the city council.

Mr. Shaggs: Hi pups.

Ms. Clawtez: Nice to meet you. And this is my husband, Lewis.

Lewis: Hello there.

Mr. Shaggs: This is Ms. Pupperpost, she's fast at mail deliveries.

Ms. Pupperpost: Hi there.

Ms. Clawtez: And this Chief McSpotz and the firedogs.

Chief McSpotz: Nice to meet you pups.

Phinny: Nice to meet all too. I'm Phinny. Leader of Pupstruction. My mom the boss. This is my crew.

Tank: Hi. I'm Tank, and I love food, hugs and adorable things. But I mostly like construction.

Roxy: I'm Roxy, and I love to crush things.

Luna: And I'm Luna. I love to dig.

Phinny: And this is Bumper, Julie, Mike, Royal, and CJ.

(CJ snoring)

CJ: Huh? Oh. I'm awake. Yeah. I have snoring problems.

(Puppies barking)

Tank, CJ and Julie: Puppies.

Ms. Pupperpost: Oh. Those are our puppies. Daniel, Rocky, Amber, Lily, Murphy, Ruby, Ember, Rex, Mike, Samantha, Gem, Dash, Leo, and Michael.

Puppies: Hello, Pupstruction.

Luna: They're so cute.

Mike: Hey. We both have the same name.

Mike: Pawsome.

(doing a high paw)

Greyhound Firedog: So wait, you pups do construction?

Luna: That's us.

Ms. Pupperpost: No way. We also have construction dogs in Muttgomery. And a great leader Foredog Frida.

Ms. Clawtez: Yeah. My husband is also a construction dog.

Julie: That's wonderful.

Tank: Pawsome. And we have a fire rescue team in Petsburg too, Chief McSpotz. And a great captain named Chief Howley.

Dalmatian Firedog: Really?

Mike: Yep.

Chief McSpotz: Now I've heard everything. (stomach growls). And I can sure eat right now.

All the dogs stomachs started growling.

Ms. Clawtez: I think all of us can use some food before we go home.

They all agreed.

Tank: Don't worry. Like I said. I love eating.

Mr. Shaggs: Oh. You won't believe the dangers we went through to try and get home.

Ms. Pupperpost: Yeah. At first we were asleep at home, but when we woke up, we were in the jungle, then a tiger chased, and then we had to jump off a cliff and into the ravine and went over a waterfall. So we set up camp. Then we got hungry, but a python snake was about to eat us, but we broke free, then we started journeying again, but we found your town and decided to rest. (breathes heavily).

Roxy: Whoa. Whoa. Slow down, Ms. Pupperpost.

Phinny: Yeah. We heard about your problem and we can help with that.

The Muttgomery dogs cheered.

Bobby Boots: Please. Don't bother with these pups. We can help.

Dalmatian Firedog: Oh. Who's this?

Roxy: Dogs of Muttgomery, this is Bobby Boots.

Bobby Boots: Yeah. The only best builders in Petsburg.

Tank: That's not true.

Phinny: Yeah. Everything you built and anything you build just falls apart.

Professor Frazzle: It's true.

Scratch: He's right.

Sniff: Yeah. We just build without...

But Bobby stopped Sniff.

Bobby Boots: Without any disturbances. So like I said, let us help you, not them.

Chief McSpotz: Now that you mention it, I think we'll stick with Pupstruction.

Tank: Hey. You dogs said your hungry. Well we know just the place. Follow us. You can ride in our trucks with us.

Dogs: Okay.

Bobby Boots: Meowwwwww.

The pups brung them to Bone Appetito.

Luna: Welcome to Bone Appetito.

Tank: Yep. My favorite restaurant.

Roxy: Come on. Follow us.

They all went to the top floor.

Greyhound Firedog: Now this is one amazing restaurant.

Chef Boneitelli: Grazie. Hi Pupstruction.

Phinny: Hey, Chef Boneitelli. These are our new friends. Mr. Bernard, Mr. Shaggs, Ms. Clawtez, Ms. Pupperpost, Chief McSpotz and the firedogs, and their puppies. Everyone, this is Chef Sofia Boneitelli.

Dogs: Hi, Chef Boneitelli.

Chef Boneitelli: Ciao everyone.

Luna: Hey. You dogs wanna sniff each other's butts to greet each other?

Ms. Pupperpost: Sure.

So they sniffed each other to greet each other.

Luna: You guys smell friendly.

Ms. Pupperpost: So do you all.

Chef Boneitelli: Now. How can I help you all?

Tank: Well our friends here were trying to get home. But they were traveling a lot, that they didn't get to eat. Do you think you can help with that?

Puppies: Please?

Chef Boneitelli: Si. I sure can.

Chef Boneitelli gave them food. And they all and enjoyed it.

Chef Boneitelli: Enjoy, everyone.

Roxy: Thanks, Chef Boneitelli.

Everyone: Thanks, Chef Boneitelli.

Chef Boneitelli: You're welcome.

Dalmatian Firedog: At least we won't go back to Muttgomery with empty stomachs.

Mr. Shaggs: Mmm, Mmm, Mmm. This is best kibble burger ever.

Ms. Pupperpost: Yep.

Ms. Pupperpost and the Greyhound Firedog kept slurping a pasta strand until they pressed on each other lips. They started blushing.

Ms. Pupperpost: Oh.

Greyhound Firedog: Sorry about that.

Tank: It looks like you two are Lady and Tramp.

Ms. Pupperpost: Looks like we are.

Luna took a bite of the burger, and so did Tank and they accidentally kissed each other too. They started blushing too.

Luna: Guess we are too.

Tank: Yep.

Everyone laughed.

Tank: Who wants barkberry biscuits?

They each grabbed one.

Dalmatian Firedog: Mmm. Now that's good.

Ms. Clawtez: It sure is.

Phinny: That was a good meal.

Roxy: Yeah. I'm stuffed.

Ms. Clawtez: Me too. Seriously, that was amazing. Everyone should try this food.

Luna: I'm sure they'll love it.

(Luna's tail wagging)

Luna: And so does Mr. Tail.

Mr. Bernard: Mr. Tail?

Luna: Yeah. I named it that.

Tank: Yeah. Luna's been trying to catch her tail.

Luna: That's right. Except I keep failing to catch him.

Ms. Clawtez: I'm sure you'll catch Mr. Tail, Luna.

Luna: Yeah, you're right. But I'm going to keep trying.

(Luna's tail keeps wagging)

Luna: Oh. I can't catch you everyday, Mr. Tail. But I will today. Come here. I'm going to get you.

Luna began chasing her tail. But she still failed to catch it.

Luna: Aww, man. See. Everyday I can't catch Mr. Tail.

Chief McSpotz: Don't worry, Luna. Just keep trying.

Ms. Pupperpost: That makes me want to chase my tail.

Amber: I feel like chasing mines too.

Tank: Me too. Come here, tail.

They began chasing their tails. Everyone stopped and laughed.

Luna: That was fun.

Tank: Yeah. Now that we're done, we can find a way to get to get you guys home. But it's getting late, we'll do this in the morning. We promise.

Luna: For now, you dogs stay with us.

Ms. Clawtez: You pups are so kind. Thank you.

Mike: Yeah. (yawns) I feel tired.

Phinny: Come on.

All: Thanks. Chef Boneitelli.

Chef Boneitelli: Anytime, pups.

They all came out of the restaurant. But they heard an alert.

Phinny: The fire station.

Bumper: Something must be wrong. Come on.

They all went to see what the problem was.

Chief Howley and his crew arrived at a building that was on fire.

Phinny: Chief Howley. What's going on?

Chief Howley: Hi, Pupstruction. And new dogs. A building caught on fire.

Phinny: Well you have three more firedogs to help.

Chief McSpotz: Hi, I'm Chief McSpotz.

Chief Howley: Nice to meet you, Chief McSpotz and firedogs. Now let's put out that fire.

Chief McSpotz: Everyone, stand back. Guys, the hose.

Firedogs: Yes, Chief.

They grabbed another hose and sprayed water against the fire. At last, the fire was out.

Luna: They did it.

(Everyone cheering)

Chief Howley: Thank you, everyone. You too, firedogs.

Dalmatian Firedog: Happy to help, Chief Howley.

Cat Firefighter: Nicely done.

Bird Firefighter: Good job.

Greyhound Firedog: Thank you.

Chief Howley: So who are your new friends, Pupstruction?

Phinny: Mr. Bernard, Ms. Clawtez, Mr. Shaggs, Lewis, Ms. Pupperpost, Chief McSpotz and the firedogs.

Tank: And their puppies. Daniel, Rocky, Amber, Lily, Murphy, Ruby, Ember, Rex, Mike, Samantha, Gem, Dash, Leo, and Michael.

Puppies: Hello.

Chief Howley: Wonderful to meet you all.

Roxy: They're from Muttgomery and need our help getting back.

Ms. Clawtez: It's true.

Bird Firefighter: Well, we hope you make it back home.

Chief Howley: Good luck, everyone.

Cat Firefighter: See you, pups.

Pup Crew: Goodbye.

Phinny: Well. Follow us to our HQ.

Luna: Yeah. We'll even give you the grand tour.

Ms. Pupperpost: Wonderful. Let's go.

They all arrived at the Pup HQ.

Phinny: Dogs of Muttgomery, welcome to Pupstruction HQ.

Dogs: Whoa.

Rocky: This place is amazing.

Amber: And pawsome.

Roxy: It sure is.

Suddenly, all the lights turned off.

Royal: The lights turned off.

Mike: Don't worry. I'll fix it. Yeah. I'm also an electrician.

In a few seconds, Mike fixed the power in HQ.

Mike: All fixed.

Phinny: Good work, Mike.

CJ: Yeah. But can we do the tour in the morning. (yawns) I feel tired.

Murphy: Us too.

Tank: Sure. You know, we have another friend named Murphy.

Murphy: Cool.

(doing a high paw)

So they all went to sleep in the Pupstruction HQ. But Bobby had other plans. He, Scratch and Sniff snuck in the HQ and started fiddling with the pups' trucks. Then they broke them.

Bobby Boots: Perfect. Scratch. Sniff. Let's get out of here.

By morning, the pups were ready to help the Muttgomery dogs get home.

Phinny: (yawns) Okay, everyone. Ready to go home?

Mr. Shaggs: You bet we are, pup.

(CJ snoring)

Phinny: CJ!

CJ: (yawns) Ready.

Pup Crew: It's Pupstruction time.

Roxy: Pupstruction, grab your tools.

But when they got their trucks, they saw that they were broken.

Tank: Oh no. Our trucks.

Luna: Scoopy.

Greyhound Firedog: Scoopy?

Bumper: She named her digger Scoopy.

Luna: That's right. How did our trucks break?

Phinny: Yeah. They were doing good yesterday.

Just then, Bailey found Roxy's hammer near them.

Bailey: Bark, bark.

Phinny: Bailey. What'd you find?

Bailey: Hammer. Hammer.

Mike: It's Roxy's hammer.

Roxy: My hammer? How did that get there?

Then they all faced Roxy.

All: Roxy.

Roxy: What? Wait, you all think I did this?

Bumper: Your the only one who likes to crush things.

Roxy: I mean yes. I do love to smash. But it's only if you need me to and it's just for fun.

Tank sniffed her to see if she was lying.

Tank: Nope. It wasn't her. We're sorry.

Everyone: Sorry.

Phinny: We didn't mean to jump to conclusions.

Grandma Dee: We hope you can forgive us.

Roxy: Of course I do. Your my crew and friends.

All: Aww.

Mr. Shaggs: So if Roxy didn't do it, who did?

Maya: I don't know. Oh. I'm Maya. Phinny and Bailey's mom. And this is Harry, their dad.

Phinny: And this is my little sister, Bailey. And this is Grandma Dee.

Grandma Dee: Hola.

Harry: Please to meet you.

Bailey: Hi.

Dogs: Hello.

Mr. Bernard: You have a wonderful family, Phinny.

Phinny: Thanks. But it looks like we'll have to find another way to get you all home.

CJ: But how, Phinny? Our trucks are broken.

Harry: Honey. How about the Pup-copter? It's not broken.

(Scene changes to the outside of the HQ where the Pup-copter was destroyed)

Maya: You were saying, Harry?

Royal: Oh no. This can't be. The Pup-copter is broken too.

Harry: Don't worry, everyone. We can use my van.

But they went and saw Harry's van totaled.

Roxy: Or maybe not.

Harry: My van.

Phinny: It's okay, Pops. We can fix it.

Harry: I guess I can wait. Getting our new friends home is more important.

Bumper: But we can't do that if our trucks are busted.

Luna: Let's ask anyone in Petsburg if they can help.

Phinny: Good idea, Luna.

But Bobby was going to stop them.

When they got to town, they saw everyone driving.

Mr. Shaggs: It's so busy today.

Phinny: It sure is.

Just then, they saw Murphy doing a walk. They all wondered.

CJ: Everyone, you don't think Murphy did that destruction with our vehicles, do you?

Maya: I don't know. He does cause accidents, but he's very kind. Also a kind of gloomy.

Tank: Yeah. But we should ask him just to make sure.

They all walked over to him.

Murphy: Oh. Hi, everyone.

Everyone: Hi, Murphy.

Roxy: Everyone. This is Murphy. Murphy. These are the dogs from Muttgomery.

Ms. Clawtez: Nice to meet you, Murphy.

Murphy: The honor is all mine.

Murphy: Hi, my name is also Murphy.

Murphy: Nice to meet you, kid. And everyone too.

Phinny: Murphy, can we ask you something?

Murphy: Sure. What's up?

Mike: Our vehicles are broken.

Murphy: And your thinking that I did it.

Tank: Not really. We're just wondering if you did it.

Murphy: Of course not. I caused a lot of accidents. But I ain't crazy enough to break stuff.

Ms. Pupperpost: So if you didn't do it, then who did?

Luna: Don't know. But we're trying to get them home.

Murphy: Oh. Can I come?

Grandma Dee: Sure. Why not? Uh. Murphy?

(Murphy laughing)

Ms. Clawtez was scratching his tummy then stopped.

Ms. Clawtez: What? At least he likes it.

Murphy: It's true.

(Everyone laughing)

So first they tried a bus. Bobby secretly put thumb tacks. And the bus tires popped. The crew repaired the tires. Then they tried Captain Dog's boat. But when they weren't looking, Bobby dumped trash in the water. They were blocked. They cleaned up all the trash. So they tried a train, but Bobby took apart the rails, Swifty had to stop. But the crew fixed the train tracks right back up.

Grandma Dee: Okay. The tracks are fixed.

Swifty: Sorry, everyone. I swear on my weiner that I'm sorry.

Tank: It's not your fault, Swifty. But I guess there's no way to get them to Muttgomery. It's like someone's trying to stop us. But who?

Bobby Boots: Oh, I know who. It was probably Roxy. She likes to wreck stuff.

Tank: Actually, it wasn't Roxy.

Bobby Boots: Oh. Then it probably Murphy.

Luna: Murphy. It was you?

Murphy: I told you, it wasn't me.

Luna: Oh. Then who broke ours and everyone's vehicles?

Roxy: I don't know. But at least we fixed the tracks and the other vehicles.

Bobby Boots: Aww. That's too bad. It's too bad there's no other vehicle, except mine.

Ms. Pupperpost: Well, pups. We have a ride home.

Puppies: Yeah.

Phinny: I guess. (sighs)

Ms. Clawtez: You okay, Phin?

Phinny: No. Not really.

Grandma Dee: Why? What's wrong?

Phinny: We failed to get you guys to Muttgomery. Dogs of Muttgomery, we're sorry.

Harry: That's okay, Phinny-Phin.

Luna: Hey, don't feel bad, Phinny.

Roxy: Luna's right. At least we still got to help the pets today. Like we always do.

Bumper: We didn't just give up. We did what was right. So we're not giving up. Not here. Not now.

Phinny: You're right. Thanks, everyone.

Bailey: Bark, bark. (licks Phinny)

Mr. Shaggs: Yeah. You didn't fail. We got a ride home.

Bobby Boots: That's right.

Just then, the Destructo-truck ran out of gas.

Chief McSpotz: Or not.

Ember: Aww man.

Luna: I guess you can't use the Destructo-truck either.

Mr. Bernard: I guess we're stuck here.

Grandpa Wally: Wait. What about your trucks, pups?

Tank: Like we said, they're totally busted.

Scratch: Oh yeah. That's because Bobby told us to do it.

Bobby Boots: What? Um, no I didn't.

Sniff: Sure you did, boss. You said to wreck the trucks and the other vehicles so we could bring the dogs home.

Everyone was surprised.

Everyone: (gasps)

Greyhound Firedog: You did all that?

Bobby Boots: What? No.

Everyone gave Bobby the serious look.

Julie: Bobby?!

Bobby Boots: Okay, fine. It was me. I wanted to be nice and bring them home. So I broke you and everyone else's vehicles and the train tracks.

Ms. Pupperpost: That wasn't very nice, Bobby. You got Roxy and Murphy in trouble.

Tank: We know you want to be nice and helpful, Bobby. But wrecking everyone's vehicles, messing up the train tracks, and getting Roxy and Murphy in trouble isn't the answer.

Grandma Dee: So you owe Roxy, Murphy and everyone an apology.

Bobby Boots: I know, and I'm sorry everyone and Roxy and Murphy.

Roxy and Murphy: Apology accepted.

Phinny: That's okay. Hey. Maybe we can use our trucks.

Chief McSpotz: But they're broken.

Phinny: Yes. But we can fix them.

Samantha: Really?

Harry: Yeah. There's no job that we can't handle.

Roxy: That's right.

Bobby Boots: Hey. Can we help? We want to make up for the mistake we made.

Phinny: Sure. The more, the merrier.

Murphy: I'll help too.

Swifty: Let us help. I'm mean, if you haven't fixed the tracks. My train would have went off the tracks.

Some other pets came to help.

Cat: Were here to help too.

Mr. Wagner: Yeah. You helped everyone.

Chief Howley: But not just with the vehicles, you helped with all our problems.

Grandpa Wally: So let us help you in return.

Chip: Yeah.

Swifty: Looks like Chip agrees too.

Maya: Thank you all so much.

Phinny: Alright, everyone. Let's crank it up.

(It's Time to Build song)

So they all work hard to fix Pup Crew's HQ and vehicles. And with everyone's help, they finished the job.

Dash: We did it.

Luna: We fixed the trucks.

Everyone cheered.

Maya: Thank you all so much for your help.

Phinny: Alright. Now are you ready to return home?

Dalmatian Firedog: Absolutely.

They all hopped in their trucks and the Pup-copter. The pups activated the flying mode on their trucks and they took off.

The pets of Petsburg waved goodbye.

Meanwhile in Muttgomery, Pretzel, Greta and their pups and other dogs were worried about the missing dogs.

Poppy: Where do you think they all went?

Greta: I don't know, Poppy.

Pedro: I hope someone finds them. (whines)

Pretzel: Don't worry, Pedro. I'm sure they're okay.

Pretzel nuzzled Pedro. But then Puck heard a sound.

Puck: What's that sound?

Paxton: I don't know.

Then they saw shadows and looked up.

Pippa: What is that?

Puck: It looks like a helicopter and some flying trucks.

The Pup Crew landed and got out. Mr. Bernard, Ms. Clawtez, Mr. Shaggs, Ms. Pupperpost, Chief McSpotz and the firedogs were happy to be back in Muttgomery.

Ms. Clawtez: We're finally home.

The dogs of Muttgomery were also happy to have their friends back.

Greta: Welcome home, everyone.

Mr. Bernard: Why thank you, Mayor Greta.

Ms. Pupperpost: Hiya, pups.

Pippa: Your home.

Pedro: But wait, where were you?

Greyhound Firedog: Well. We just had a couple of adventures.

Michael: Yeah. We can tell you all about it.

Paxton: But how did you make it back?

Pippa: And who are they?

Chief McSpotz: Doxies, Dogs of Muttgomery, this is Pupstruction.

The Doxies and the dogs were excited to meet them.

Paxton: Nice to meet you, Pupstruction. We're the Doxies. I'm Paxton.

Pippa: I'm Pippa.

Pedro: I'm Pedro.

Puck: I'm Puck.

Poppy: And I'm Poppy. And these are our parents.

Pretzel: Yep. I'm Pretzel and this is my wife, Greta.

Greta: Hi there.

Phinny: It's an honor to meet you too. I'm Phinny. Leader of the Pupstruction Crew.

Tank: I'm Tank.

Roxy: I'm Roxy.

Luna: I'm Luna.

Bumper: My name is Bumper.

Mike: You can call me Mike.

Julie: My name is Julie.

Royal: I'm Royal.

CJ: (snores) Huh? Oh. I'm CJ.

Maya: Hello. I'm Maya. The one who runs our HQ back at home. I'm also Phinny's mom.

Harry: And I'm Harry. Phinny's dad.

Grandma Dee: And I'm Grandma Dee.

Bailey: (barks) Doxies.

Bailey started licking the Doxies and they laughed.

Phinny: (laughs). And that's my little sister, Bailey. I think she likes you guys already.

Puck: Yep. I think she does.

Poppy: We remember you pups. He helped out of the pound.

Paxton: So you're construction dogs? Bow-Wow.

Grandma Dee: That's right, sugar.

Roxy: Yes we are.

Poppy: Furtastic. You know, we have construction dogs here too.

Roxy: Yep. In fact, we were told.

Pretzel: Yeah. This is Foredog Frida.

Phinny: Please to meet you, Foredog Frida.

Foredog Frida: Likewise, Phinny.

Tank: Aww. Your pups are so cute.

The Doxie pups pounced on Tank. They all laughed.

Just then, Mayor Gilmore and some other pets arrived.

Luna: Mayor Gilmore. What are you doing here?

Mayor Gilmore: I just want to say, I'm glad you all made it home.

Dogs: Thank you.

Roxy: Now everyone. Let's rock this town.

Phinny: Yeah. Let's celebrate.

Everyone: Yeah. (howls)

They all threw a welcome back party. Everyone enjoyed it.

Luna: This is one cool party.

The pups agreed and continued partying.

(Paws Up music playing)

Pretzel: 🎶All it takes is one tiny spark🎶.

Greta and Ms. Clawtez: 🎶And you too can make your bark🎶.

Pedro and Puck: 🎶 Make a change for a dog or pup🎶.

Doxies: 🎶Just get those paws up🎶.

(Everyone facing the camera at the end of the song)

Luna: That's a wonderful song.

CJ: Well, we also have a song.

Pippa: Really?

Phinny: Yep.

Pedro: Let's hear it.

(theme song plays)

All: It's...PUPSTRUCTION TIME!

Awoooooooo....

Awoooooooo....

Awoooooooo.... (Awoooooooo....)

Tank and CJ: Suitin' up, toolin' up

Rev it up and run!

Luna and Bumper: The crew is on the way,

Roxy: And the job has begun,

Phinny and Royal: Let's Go!

Tank: We haul,

Roxy: We break

Luna: We dig,

Phinny: We make,

All: We pups are gonna get it done!

Here we come!

Awoooooooo.... (Awoooooooo....)

We're the Pupstruction crew!

Awoooooooo.... (Awoooooooo....)

And we love what we do!

When we put our paws together, We're makin' dreams come true,

We're the Pupstruction crew!

All: Pupstruction!!!

(Everyone facing the camera again)

Harry: That was a pawsome party.

Tank: It sure was.

Pedro: Yeah. But do you really have to leave?

Mike: Can't you stay a little longer? No offense, Pretzel.

Pretzel: None offended.

Paxton: Yeah. Please stay.

Roxy: We would love to, but Petsburg needs us.

Phinny: Yeah. Besides, we got jobs to do.

Luna: But don't worry. You can come visit Petsburg anytime.

Greta: That sounds pawsome.

Pretzel: What do think, pups?

Doxie Pups: Yeah.

Luna: By the way Pretzel, I like that long body of yours.

Pretzel: Thank you, Luna. It's perfect for giving hugs.

He hugged Phinny. Phinny laughed.

Tank: Group hug.

They all hugged each other.

All: Aww.

Tank: I just love hugs.

Everyone laughed. Then the Pupstruction Crew got in their vehicles and headed back to Petsburg.

Pupstruction Crew: Bye, Doxies. Bye, everyone.

Doxies: Goodbye, Pupstruction.

They all waved goodbye to each other.

At night, every dog was asleep. But Ms. Clawtez and Lewis went to see Mr. Bernard, Mr. Shaggs, Ms. Pupperpost, Chief McSpotz and the firedogs. They all sat at a bench in the park.

Mr. Shaggs: What up, Ms. Clawtez?

Ms. Clawtez: I was still thinking about the girls and how they have penises like the males.

Chief McSpotz: Don't worry about it.

Ms. Pupperpost: It's just our sexy secret.

Greyhound Firedog: Speaking of sexy, you wanna continue having sex?

Mr. Bernard: I don't see why not.

So they all started getting sexy again, by touching and licking each other's cocks, and rubbing each other's belly.

Pretzel: What's going on?

Greta: Pretzel, look.

They saw the dogs having sex from far.

Greta: That looks like fun.

Pretzel: You wanna have some sexy fun?

Greta: I thought you never ask.

So Pretzel and Greta started to touch each other's penises. Then Gabby and Gruff saw them did the same, So did Don, Dan, Gigi, Jules, Mr. Barkbinder, Dr. Pawell, Daisy, Zeke, Gus Growler and other dogs. But did it in their homes instead of outside.

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