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Then Cerberus went off to captured more dogs.\n\nWhen the Mr. Barkbinder woke up, he saw that he and his dog pals were locked up in the pound.\n\nMr. Barkbinder: Guys. (coughs). Are you okay?\n\nChief McSpotz: Yeah. We're okay.\n\nCerberus: Well look who's awake.\n\nGigi: What's your problem?\n\nMs. Clawtez: Yeah. Why did you bring us here?\n\nCerberus: Oh. My master will answer that.\n\nCommander: Finally. More dogs. I've lost all the dogs I had, but now you'll be turned into nice wigs. (laughs maniacally).\n\nMr. Shaggs: You won't get away with this.\n\nCerberus farts in front of them.\n\nMuttgomery Dogs: (coughs)\n\nCerberus: We already have. (laughs)\n\nJust then they saw some other dogs that were also captured.\n\nPhinny, Roxy, Tank, Luna, Mr. Wagner, Mrs. Wagner, Bingo, Rolly, Scout, Captain Tully, Lt. Scruffy, Lucky, Ozzy, Maddie, Mike, Iris, Max, Gidget and Buddy were looking sad while they were locked up too.\n\nMr. Bernard: Oh my. They captured all these other dogs and pups.\n\nBy morning, Paxton woke up.\n\nPaxton: (yawns). Good morning, pups.\n\nPuck: Good morning, Paxton.\n\nPretzel: Hey pups. Breakfast.\n\nPedro: Breakfast. I'll race you guys downstairs.\n\nPippa: Your on, Pedro.\n\nThe pups race downstairs for breakfast, but crashed into each other.\n\nGreta: There's our pups.\n\nPuck: Well, I guess it's a tie.\n\nThey all laughed.\n\nGreta: Well, breakfast is ready.\n\nThe pups: (sniffs)\n\nPedro: Hey, is that what I think it is?\n\nThe pups: Kibble pancakes.\n\nPretzel and Greta were almost finished with theirs. There was one more piece.\n\nPretzel: Ladies first, Greta.\n\nGreta: No thanks Pretzel, all yours.\n\nBut when they both grab it and ate it, they accidentally kissed each other and blushed.\n\nBoth: Oh. Sorry about that.\n\nThey all laughed.\n\nBut when they were out playing, they noticed they haven't seen Ms. Pupperpost come by with the mail.\n\nPedro: That's strange, where's Ms. Pupperpost?\n\nPaxton: Maybe some of the other pups will know.\n\nThe Doxies asked almost every dog in Muttgomery. But no one seen Ms. Pupperpost.\n\nThen they saw Beau, Russell and Rosie playing together. The Doxies went over to ask them.\n\nRussell: No. We haven't seen Ms. Pupperpost.\n\nPippa: You haven't.\n\nRosie: Nope.\n\nBeau: I haven't seen Ms. Clawtez around either. In fact, I heard someone say that Mr. Barkbinder, and Chief McSpotz were gone too.\n\nPoppy: Oh no.\n\nGreta: Don't worry, we'll find them, cause I know just who talk to about this.\n\nPuck: Maybe Ms. Clawtez is already at work.\n\nSo they all went to City Hall.\n\nThe Doxies: Hi, City Council. Huh?!\n\nBut when they arrived at City Hall, they weren't there.\n\nGreta: Mr. Bernard? Mr. Shaggs?\n\nBeau: Ms. Clawtez?\n\nGrampy: It doesn't look like anyone's here.\n\nRussell: Oh no. The rest of City Council is missing too.\n\nJust then, Russell smelled something.\n\nRussell: Eww. It stinks.\n\nRosie also smelled it.\n\nRosie: (sniffs) P.U. What's that smell?\n\nEveryone smelled it too.\n\nPuck: Pedro. Did you do that?\n\nPedro: No. That wasn't me this time.\n\nPoppy: Wait, Mr. Barkbinder farted too.\n\nPedro: Yeah, but that was yesterday, Poppy. I don't think it was him. He's not here.\n\nPaxton: Hey wait, Pedro's right. It couldn't have been him.\n\nRussell: There must have been another dog here last night.\n\nLucy: They dognapped our friends.\n\nGrampy: Good thinking, Russell.\n\nPretzel: So that must explain the missing dogs.\n\nJust then, Ms. Clawtez's husband Lewis arrived.\n\nLewis: Hey, everyone.\n\nPretzel: Oh. Hi there, Lewis.\n\nLewis: I'm on break. Hey, I thought Ms. Clawtez working. Is she on break too?\n\nLucy: I'm afraid not.\n\nLewis: Oh no. Did something happen to her?\n\nGreta: Yes. She was dognapped.\n\nLewis; Someone took my wife? This can't be.\n\nThen Chief McSpotz, Ms. Pupperpost, and Gigi's husband (aka Firedogs and Mr. Kibble) arrived.\n\nPoppy: Mr. Kibble, Firedogs.\n\nGreyhound Firedog: We have a problem. I didn't see Ms. Pupperpost today.\n\nMr. Kibble: And I didn't see Gigi in her shop.\n\nDalmatian Firedog: And Chief McSpotz wasn't there when we went to wake her up.\n\nRussell: There's an explanation for that.\n\nPedro: Yeah. Someone took them. Along with some of our other friends.\n\n(Everyone gasps)\n\nLewis: Whoever dognapped them is going to be sorry.\n\nGreyhound Firedog: Yeah. Just wait, I'll literally bite... one of their body parts.\n\nDalmatian Firedog: Me too. (growls)\n\nGreta: Trust me, we'll find them.\n\nEveryone was smelling which the dognapper went.\n\nBeau: (sniffs) Everyone. Over here. The dognapper went this way.\n\nThey followed the direction which Beau was pointing.\n\nMeanwhile, back in the pound. The dogs were trying to figure a way out.\n\nEveryone tried, but Captain Tully, Iris, Maddie and Gidget weren't doing so good.\n\nGigi: Oh dear. What's wrong?\n\nIris: Oh it's nothing. Except this.\n\nThe four female dogs showed their bellies.\n\nChief McSpotz: What? You four are moms? Congrats.\n\nMs. Clawtez: It's a miracle.\n\nMr. Bernard: Most wonderful.\n\nTank: That's great news.\n\nCaptain Tully, Iris, Maddie and Gidget: Thank you.\n\nCaptain Tully: Oh. Congrats to you four too.\n\nMs. Clawtez, Gigi, Chief McSpotz and Ms. Pupperpost were surprised to see they were having puppies soon too.\n\nMs. Clawtez: Wow. We're having pups too.\n\nGigi: Looks like all eight of us are moms.\n\nMs. Pupperpost: This is wonderful news. I can't wait to tell my husband.\n\nChief McSpotz: Yep. My husband is going to be surprised. But wait. Our pups can't be born here.\n\nMr. Barkbinder: She's right. By the way, my name is Mr. Barkbinder. This is Chief McSpotz, Ms. Pupperpost, Mr. Shaggs, Mr. Bernard, Ms. Clawtez, and Gigi.\n\nPhinny: I'm Phinny.\n\nRoxy: I'm Roxy.\n\nTank: I'm Tank.\n\nLuna: And I'm Luna.\n\nTank: Oh. These are our neighbors, the Wagners.\n\nMr. Wagner: Hello there.\n\nBingo; I'm Bingo. And this is my brother, Rolly.\n\nCaptain Tully: My name is Captain Tully. And this is Lt. Scruffy, my husband.\n\nScout: Hi there.\n\nLt. Scruffy: (laughs) And this is Scout.\n\nOzzy: Hi, I'm Ozzy. And this is my wife, Maddie.\n\nMike: I'm Mike.\n\nIris: I'm Iris.\n\nMax: Name's Max. These are my friends Gidget, Mel, and Buddy.\n\nLucky: (barks) New friends.\n\nRolly: Oh. And this baby puppy is Lucky.\n\nLucky: Hello. (giggles)\n\nEveryone: Aww\n\nTank: Aww. So cute.\n\nLucky: (barks) (licks Tank)\n\nTank: This is so cute. (falls asleep) (snoring)\n\nBingo: We need to get out of here.\n\nRolly: But how, Bingo? We're all locked in this place.\n\nRoxy: Rolly's right. The Commander has the key probably.\n\nScout: I know, we could play dead. No. She and that dumb dog will know that were faking it.\n\nLuna: It's too bad we don't have any long sticks.\n\nBuddy: Sticks? Really?\n\nMike: How come?\n\nLuna: Because then we'll be able to reach each other's locks on the doors.\n\nPhinny: Luna, that's it. We need a stick or pole or something long.\n\nRolly: Sorry, but they took our collars.\n\nMax: What else can we use as a long stick?\n\nSuddenly, Tank woke up from his nap.\n\nTank: (yawns) That was a good nap. We're still locked in here?\n\nPhinny: Yep. We need a long stick to reach the button.\n\nTank: But where do we find something long? We're locked in here.\n\nThen they all looked at Tank.\n\nTank: What? Me?\n\nThey all looked at his cock, including Tank.\n\nTank: Why is everyone looking at my weiner?\n\nThey all smiled and shook their heads yes at him.\n\nTank: (sighs) Fine.\n\nTank got close to the bars and reached his cock out. But it couldn't reach the unlock button.\n\nTank: Sorry, everyone.\n\nPhinny: That's okay, Tank.\n\nScout: Yeah. At least you tried.\n\nLucky: Yay, Tank.\n\nThey both licked on the cheek. Tank giggled.\n\nTank: I know. Mike, you try.\n\nMike: Oh no. It's too risky. Also embarrassing.\n\nThey still looked at him.\n\nGidget: Come on, Mike. Don't you want to impress your wife?\n\nMike: Yes, but not in this kind of way.\n\nIris: That's okay, Mike. I still think your penis is cute.\n\nMike: Oh. Thanks, Iris.\n\nIris: Besides, we have pups coming soon.\n\nLucky: Pwease?\n\nLucky, Phinny and Scout made the puppy eyes at Mike, and so did everyone else.\n\nMike: (sighs). Fine. But don't tell anyone else about this though.\n\nSo Mike stood up and letted his penis out.\n\nRoxy: Come on, Mike. You can do it.\n\nScout: That's right.\n\nBut Mike's penis was too short.\n\nMike: See. It's not going to reach the button.\n\nMs. Clawtez: Come on, Mike.\n\nGidget: Yeah. Put your back and butt into it, man.\n\nMike: Okay.\n\nHe tried, but it still didn't reach.\n\nMike: It's still not long enough.\n\nMs. Pupperpost: Wait. What if we made it long.\n\nTank: Really? We can actually do that? How?\n\nCaptain Tully: You just need to talk some sense into him.\n\nLt. Scruffy: You're right.\n\nLuna: Okay.\n\nPhinny: Not you, Luna. She meant Iris.\n\nLuna: Oh. I knew that.\n\nMax: Iris. You think you can do it?\n\nBuddy: Yeah girl. Make sure it's really sexy.\n\nIris: Okay.\n\nIris started talking sexy to Mike, which made him blush and his cock grow. But it still wasn't long enough.\n\nMike: It's still not long enough. It's still a little too short.\n\nGidget: Wait. I have an idea. Every male dog, let your weiners free and hit that button.\n\nEvery adult male dog tried to make their weiners grow longer and tried to reach the button. But their cocks weren't long enough. They were still the normal size.\n\nMr. Shaggs: Thanks for trying every... one?\n\nGigi: Ms. Clawtez? What are you doing?\n\nMs. Clawtez: I can't stop messing with this weiner. It feels so relaxing.\n\nMr. Barkbinder: Oh. Why thank you. It really does.\n\nMax: Wait. Not too hard or it will spray cum everywhere.\n\nBuddy: Wait, that gives me an idea.\n\nMeanwhile, the Doxies, Russell, Grampy, Rosie, Lucy, and Beau were still on the trail of finding their friends.\n\nRussell: (sniffs) Hey everyone. This way.\n\nThey were all tired, but finally found the place the dogs are kept hostaged.\n\nGreta: Are you sure this is the place?\n\nPippa: (sniffs) Yep. This is it.\n\nLucy: How do we get in?\n\nBeau: I got this.\n\nBeau threw a rock at the door.\n\nCommander: Guard. Go see who that is.\n\nThe security guard went outside, but didn't see anyone.\n\nPretzel: Now.\n\nThey slammed the door on the guard and locked it.\n\nSecurity guard: Hey, let me in. Open this door.\n\nThey ran all around until they found the dogs of Muttgomery.\n\nMs. Clawtez and the other small dogs snuck out until they heard barking.\n\nMs. Clawtez: It's the Doxies. We're over here.\n\nGigi: Doxies. Thank goodness you found us.\n\nPretzel: Okay. Let's get you all out.\n\nPretzel used his length to reach the buttons. Everyone was free.\n\nRoxy: Alright.\n\nLucky: Yay.\n\nRolly: We're free.\n\nLewis: Are you okay?\n\nMs. Clawtez: Of course, honey.\n\nMs. Pupperpost: But we have a surprise for you.\n\nThe four dogs show their bellies.\n\nDalmatian Firedog: You're all pregnant?\n\nGreyhound Firedog: Amazing. I'm so excited to be a dad.\n\nMr. Bernard: That was a wonderful rescue, Doxies and friends.\n\nPuck: Yeah. But who are they?\n\nPhinny: Just some dogs. I'm Phinny. And this is Roxy, Tank, Luna, Mr. Wagner, Mrs. Wagner, Bingo, Rolly, Scout, Captain Tully, Lt. Scruffy, Lucky, Ozzy, Maddie, Mike, Iris, Max, Gidget and Buddy.\n\nEveryone: Hello.\n\nPretzel: Nice to meet you all.\n\nCaptain Tully: We'll do introductions later. Right now, let's blow this popsicle stand.\n\nCommander: Not so fast. (laughing). Get them, Cerberus.\n\nCerberus: (laughing). You're all going back in.\n\nGrampy: Yeah. We don't think so.\n\nMr. Barkbinder: Take this. Hold your noses.\n\nThey all held their noses. Mr. Barkbinder letted out his fart.\n\nCommander: Oh. That's bad. But it's not enough.\n\nMax: Buddy. About that idea you have.\n\nBuddy: Right. Start rubbing.\n\nThey began rubbing their penises really hard.\n\nCerberus: (laughing). What's that suppose to do?\n\nMike: Oh. Something like this.\n\nThe cum started coming out from the penises.\n\nCommander: No. This is disgusting. After them.\n\nMax: Oh no. We're out of ammo.\n\nBuddy: What do we do?\n\nMike: Rub mines again. As hard as you can.\n\nMr. Bernard: Me too.\n\nThey rubbed their penises as hard as they go.\n\nMr. Bernard: Ready? Aim.\n\nMike: Fire.\n\nA big wave of cum came flying out of Mr. Bernard and Mike's cocks.\n\nCerberus blocked it with his penis cum, but it wasn't strong enough.\n\nCerberus: Uh-oh. Ahhh.\n\nPhinny: Everyone go.\n\nPuck: Which way?\n\nRussell: This way.\n\nThey were out and free.\n\nCommander: Not so fast.\n\nThe Commander got a hold of Scout and Lucky.\n\nScout: Let us go.\n\nCommander: (laughing). Now surrender yourselves or the little puppies gets it.\n\nTank: What do we do? We don't anymore cum to fire.\n\nPaxton got an idea.\n\nPaxton: I know what to do. Mr. Barkbinder, remember your fart?\n\nMr. Barkbinder: Yeah. I'm sorry about. But wait, I did again. Excuse me.\n\nPaxton: No. That's perfect. We'll need fire the the biggest fart cloud at the Commander.\n\nJust then Jules, Don, Dan, Dill, Delilah, Dr. Pawell, Gabby, Gruff, Lewis, Maya, Harry, Grandma Dee, PawPaw, Bailey, Swifty, Grandpa Wally, Chip, Roxy, Nugent, Leo, Buster, Keia, Lollie, Sweetie the skunk, Freckles, Sugar, Fronky, Gabby, Doc, Cassius, Duchess and Mel came along and decided to join in.\n\nPedro: Who are they?\n\nPhinny: Oh. That's my family. And more dogs. Mom, what are you all doing here?\n\nMaya: We heard you all were dognapped.\n\nLeo: So let us help you.\n\nSweetie: Your not releasing the stink without me.\n\nThey shook their heads yes and agreed.\n\nCommander: What is this?\n\nScout and Lucky bit the Commander's fingers.\n\nCommander: Ow. Why you?\n\nThey ran to Captain Tully.\n\nCaptain Tully: You two okay?\n\nThey both shook their heads yes.\n\nCommander: (groans) Cerberus. Get them.\n\nCerberus just standed there looking scared.\n\nCommander: Did you not hear what I said? I mean now, you useless mutt.\n\nCerberus: No.\n\nCerberus was offended and switched teams.\n\nCommander: What? You traitor.\n\nCerberus: I had enough of you insulting me. Now I'm done with you.\n\nPedro: He's on our side now?\n\nGreta: I guess so.\n\nPaxton: Everyone ready?\n\nEveryone: Yes.\n\nPaxton: Ready? Aim. Fire.\n\nThey all released their farts which made a huge cloud of stink and pointed it towards the Commander.\n\nCommander: Oh, this is going to hurt.\n\nAnd she was blown away by the gas cloud.\n\nCommander: (coughs)\n\nThey all walked towards her.\n\nCommander: I will get you. All of you.\n\nBuster: Man, you guys. I think she's talking too much.\n\nLeo: I agree.\n\nCommander: Wait. You can all talk?\n\nDr. Pawell: Wow. It looks like you're finally catching on.\n\nGruff: Mr. Barkbinder, would you like to do the honors?\n\nMr. Barkbinder: Sure. Scout. Sweetie. Wanna help?\n\nThey shook their heads yes.\n\nCommander: No. No. No. Wait.\n\nBut it was too late. The three of them released small fart clouds out of their butts. The Commander fainted.\n\nEveryone cheered.\n\n(Pedro farts)\n\nEveryone: Pedro!!!\n\nPedro: What? That wasn't me.\n\nEveryone turned to Sweetie.\n\nEveryone: Sweetie.\n\nSweetie: Hey, I may be a skunk, but I promise that wasn't me either.\n\nScout: Yeah. That was actually me. Excuse me.\n\nEveryone looked at Scout.\n\nScout: What? Oh. It must have been those sausages I ate for dinner.\n\nHe and everyone laughed and they all went home.\n\nRolly: Oh wait. Our collars.\n\nPoppy: You mean these?\n\nBingo: Our collars. But how?\n\nPoppy: I may have slipped out of the guard's pocket.\n\nGreta: That's my girl.\n\nCaptain Tully: Oh. I think my pups are coming.\n\nGidget: Mine too.\n\nIris: Same here.\n\nPippa: But how will you each make it home in time for the babies.\n\nDr. Pawell: Don't worry. I'll get you the pawspital in no time.\n\nPhinny: Great idea.\n\nMaya: I'll call Dr. Barkley to help and see if she's not too busy.\n\nTank: I'm so excited.\n\nBack in Muttgomery, everyone was waiting patiently until the puppies arrived.\n\nDr. Barkley: Everyone. The puppies are here.\n\nThey were all excited.\n\nEveryone: Aww.\n\nJust then, Chief McSpotz, Ms. Pupperpost, Gigi, and Ms. Clawtez's husbands arrived.\n\nMr. Kibble: We're here.\n\nLewis: We got your call.\n\nDalmatian Firedog: Did we miss it? Are we too late?\n\nGreyhound Firedog: Please tell us we didn't miss it.\n\nMs. Clawtez: Nope. You're right on time.\n\nDog husbands: Phew. That's a relief.\n\nMike: Are you all okay?\n\nGidget: We sure are.\n\nCaptain Tully: We couldn't be any prouder.\n\nThey all saw a bunch of puppies. Captain Tully had five puppies named Danny, Mila, Lia, Bodi, Mitchell. Iris had four named Cindy, Mal, Dina, and Chance. Maddie had four named Andy, Chauncey, Tasha, and Amelia. Gidget had four named Cole, Angie, Roland and Jen. Ms. Clawtez had five named Daniel, Rocky, Amber, Lily, and Murphy. Gigi had two pups named Avery and Rhonda. \nChief McSpotz had four puppies named Ruby, Ember, Rex, and Mike. And last, Ms. Pupperpost had five pups named Samantha, Gem, Dash, Leo, Michael.\n\nTank: Puppies.\n\nThe puppies pounced on Phinny, Tank, Rolly and Paxton and began giving them puppy kisses.\n\nPhinny: Whoa. (laughs)\n\nRolly: Okay. Okay.\n\nPaxton: Okay. That tickles.\n\nTank: I just love babies.\n\nEveryone laughed.\n\n(The end.)", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "One night, the Doxies were heading home, because the library was about to close.

Mr. Barkbinder: I hope you Doxies had fun.

Pedro: We sure did.

Pretzel: Alright pups. Let's go home.

The Pups: Okay.

But Paxton was a little curious. He sniffed Mr. Barkbinder's butt.

Mr. Barkbinder felt his butt being sniffed. Paxton sniffed it so much that Mr. Barkbinder's stomach started growling, which made Mr. Barkbinder nervous.

Paxton: Your rump smells nice.

Mr. Barkbinder: Thanks Paxton. But please not too much or...

But it was too late. A gassy smell came right out of Mr. Barkbinder's rear.

(PFFFRRRPPPTTT!)

Mr. Barkbinder: ...or that will happen.

Paxton: (coughs)

Mr. Barkbinder: Sorry about that, Pax. Are you okay?

Paxton: Yeah. I'm good.

Poppy: Paxton, come on.

Paxton: Coming. Bye Mr. Barkbinder.

Mr. Barkbinder: Oh. Bye Paxton.

Mr. Barkbinder could still smell the fart he released.

Mr. Barkbinder: (sniffs). Whoa. No more woof burgers for a few days.

When the Doxies finally arrived home, Greta was already there.

Pretzel: Hey Greta.

The pups: Hi mom.

Greta: Hi everyone.

Greta noticed that Paxton lied down when he got in the house.

Greta: Paxton. Are you okay?

Paxton: Yeah. Boy, that stinks.

Puck: What stinks?

Paxton: That fart. I was sniffing Mr. Barkbinder's backside when PFFFRRRPPPTTT! Right in my face. Bow wow, that was bad.

Greta: Don't worry, Pax. It wasn't his fault.

Pedro: Everybody farts sometimes. (farts). Whoops. Excuse me.

Poppy: Pedro. Really?

Pedro: I told you, everybody farts sometimes.

Every dog was asleep, except for Mr. Barkbinder, who was just about to go home. But when he closed the library, he heard something. Then he saw a ball.

Mr. Barkbinder: That looks like fun.

So Mr. Barkbinder chased the ball. But it kept moving by itself. He didn't know it was a remote control ball. He kept it until he wasn't in the city of Muttgomery.

Mr. Barkbinder: Oh great. Now I'm lost.

Mr. Barkbinder looked around to see if there was anyone around to help him. But just then, Another dog came up from behind him, it was Cerberus.

Mr. Barkbinder: Who are you?

Cerberus: Enough talk. You're coming with me.

Cerberus let out a big fart which knocked Mr. Barkbinder out.

Ms. Pupperpost made her last mail delivery just in time.

Ms. Pupperpost: Finally. Now I can zip on home.

Then she heard something. She went to inspect.

Ms. Pupperpost: Hello? Is anyone there?

There was no one there, but when she turned around, Cerberus farted right in front of Ms. Pupperpost.

Ms. Pupperpost: What is wrong (coughs) with you.

Then Ms. Pupperpost fainted.

Cerberus chuckled and did the same thing with some other dogs. He farted right on Mr. Bernard, Ms. Clawtez, Mr. Shaggs, Gigi, and Chief McSpotz, and they all fainted too and were also captured. Then Cerberus went off to captured more dogs.

When the Mr. Barkbinder woke up, he saw that he and his dog pals were locked up in the pound.

Mr. Barkbinder: Guys. (coughs). Are you okay?

Chief McSpotz: Yeah. We're okay.

Cerberus: Well look who's awake.

Gigi: What's your problem?

Ms. Clawtez: Yeah. Why did you bring us here?

Cerberus: Oh. My master will answer that.

Commander: Finally. More dogs. I've lost all the dogs I had, but now you'll be turned into nice wigs. (laughs maniacally).

Mr. Shaggs: You won't get away with this.

Cerberus farts in front of them.

Muttgomery Dogs: (coughs)

Cerberus: We already have. (laughs)

Just then they saw some other dogs that were also captured.

Phinny, Roxy, Tank, Luna, Mr. Wagner, Mrs. Wagner, Bingo, Rolly, Scout, Captain Tully, Lt. Scruffy, Lucky, Ozzy, Maddie, Mike, Iris, Max, Gidget and Buddy were looking sad while they were locked up too.

Mr. Bernard: Oh my. They captured all these other dogs and pups.

By morning, Paxton woke up.

Paxton: (yawns). Good morning, pups.

Puck: Good morning, Paxton.

Pretzel: Hey pups. Breakfast.

Pedro: Breakfast. I'll race you guys downstairs.

Pippa: Your on, Pedro.

The pups race downstairs for breakfast, but crashed into each other.

Greta: There's our pups.

Puck: Well, I guess it's a tie.

They all laughed.

Greta: Well, breakfast is ready.

The pups: (sniffs)

Pedro: Hey, is that what I think it is?

The pups: Kibble pancakes.

Pretzel and Greta were almost finished with theirs. There was one more piece.

Pretzel: Ladies first, Greta.

Greta: No thanks Pretzel, all yours.

But when they both grab it and ate it, they accidentally kissed each other and blushed.

Both: Oh. Sorry about that.

They all laughed.

But when they were out playing, they noticed they haven't seen Ms. Pupperpost come by with the mail.

Pedro: That's strange, where's Ms. Pupperpost?

Paxton: Maybe some of the other pups will know.

The Doxies asked almost every dog in Muttgomery. But no one seen Ms. Pupperpost.

Then they saw Beau, Russell and Rosie playing together. The Doxies went over to ask them.

Russell: No. We haven't seen Ms. Pupperpost.

Pippa: You haven't.

Rosie: Nope.

Beau: I haven't seen Ms. Clawtez around either. In fact, I heard someone say that Mr. Barkbinder, and Chief McSpotz were gone too.

Poppy: Oh no.

Greta: Don't worry, we'll find them, cause I know just who talk to about this.

Puck: Maybe Ms. Clawtez is already at work.

So they all went to City Hall.

The Doxies: Hi, City Council. Huh?!

But when they arrived at City Hall, they weren't there.

Greta: Mr. Bernard? Mr. Shaggs?

Beau: Ms. Clawtez?

Grampy: It doesn't look like anyone's here.

Russell: Oh no. The rest of City Council is missing too.

Just then, Russell smelled something.

Russell: Eww. It stinks.

Rosie also smelled it.

Rosie: (sniffs) P.U. What's that smell?

Everyone smelled it too.

Puck: Pedro. Did you do that?

Pedro: No. That wasn't me this time.

Poppy: Wait, Mr. Barkbinder farted too.

Pedro: Yeah, but that was yesterday, Poppy. I don't think it was him. He's not here.

Paxton: Hey wait, Pedro's right. It couldn't have been him.

Russell: There must have been another dog here last night.

Lucy: They dognapped our friends.

Grampy: Good thinking, Russell.

Pretzel: So that must explain the missing dogs.

Just then, Ms. Clawtez's husband Lewis arrived.

Lewis: Hey, everyone.

Pretzel: Oh. Hi there, Lewis.

Lewis: I'm on break. Hey, I thought Ms. Clawtez working. Is she on break too?

Lucy: I'm afraid not.

Lewis: Oh no. Did something happen to her?

Greta: Yes. She was dognapped.

Lewis; Someone took my wife? This can't be.

Then Chief McSpotz, Ms. Pupperpost, and Gigi's husband (aka Firedogs and Mr. Kibble) arrived.

Poppy: Mr. Kibble, Firedogs.

Greyhound Firedog: We have a problem. I didn't see Ms. Pupperpost today.

Mr. Kibble: And I didn't see Gigi in her shop.

Dalmatian Firedog: And Chief McSpotz wasn't there when we went to wake her up.

Russell: There's an explanation for that.

Pedro: Yeah. Someone took them. Along with some of our other friends.

(Everyone gasps)

Lewis: Whoever dognapped them is going to be sorry.

Greyhound Firedog: Yeah. Just wait, I'll literally bite... one of their body parts.

Dalmatian Firedog: Me too. (growls)

Greta: Trust me, we'll find them.

Everyone was smelling which the dognapper went.

Beau: (sniffs) Everyone. Over here. The dognapper went this way.

They followed the direction which Beau was pointing.

Meanwhile, back in the pound. The dogs were trying to figure a way out.

Everyone tried, but Captain Tully, Iris, Maddie and Gidget weren't doing so good.

Gigi: Oh dear. What's wrong?

Iris: Oh it's nothing. Except this.

The four female dogs showed their bellies.

Chief McSpotz: What? You four are moms? Congrats.

Ms. Clawtez: It's a miracle.

Mr. Bernard: Most wonderful.

Tank: That's great news.

Captain Tully, Iris, Maddie and Gidget: Thank you.

Captain Tully: Oh. Congrats to you four too.

Ms. Clawtez, Gigi, Chief McSpotz and Ms. Pupperpost were surprised to see they were having puppies soon too.

Ms. Clawtez: Wow. We're having pups too.

Gigi: Looks like all eight of us are moms.

Ms. Pupperpost: This is wonderful news. I can't wait to tell my husband.

Chief McSpotz: Yep. My husband is going to be surprised. But wait. Our pups can't be born here.

Mr. Barkbinder: She's right. By the way, my name is Mr. Barkbinder. This is Chief McSpotz, Ms. Pupperpost, Mr. Shaggs, Mr. Bernard, Ms. Clawtez, and Gigi.

Phinny: I'm Phinny.

Roxy: I'm Roxy.

Tank: I'm Tank.

Luna: And I'm Luna.

Tank: Oh. These are our neighbors, the Wagners.

Mr. Wagner: Hello there.

Bingo; I'm Bingo. And this is my brother, Rolly.

Captain Tully: My name is Captain Tully. And this is Lt. Scruffy, my husband.

Scout: Hi there.

Lt. Scruffy: (laughs) And this is Scout.

Ozzy: Hi, I'm Ozzy. And this is my wife, Maddie.

Mike: I'm Mike.

Iris: I'm Iris.

Max: Name's Max. These are my friends Gidget, Mel, and Buddy.

Lucky: (barks) New friends.

Rolly: Oh. And this baby puppy is Lucky.

Lucky: Hello. (giggles)

Everyone: Aww

Tank: Aww. So cute.

Lucky: (barks) (licks Tank)

Tank: This is so cute. (falls asleep) (snoring)

Bingo: We need to get out of here.

Rolly: But how, Bingo? We're all locked in this place.

Roxy: Rolly's right. The Commander has the key probably.

Scout: I know, we could play dead. No. She and that dumb dog will know that were faking it.

Luna: It's too bad we don't have any long sticks.

Buddy: Sticks? Really?

Mike: How come?

Luna: Because then we'll be able to reach each other's locks on the doors.

Phinny: Luna, that's it. We need a stick or pole or something long.

Rolly: Sorry, but they took our collars.

Max: What else can we use as a long stick?

Suddenly, Tank woke up from his nap.

Tank: (yawns) That was a good nap. We're still locked in here?

Phinny: Yep. We need a long stick to reach the button.

Tank: But where do we find something long? We're locked in here.

Then they all looked at Tank.

Tank: What? Me?

They all looked at his cock, including Tank.

Tank: Why is everyone looking at my weiner?

They all smiled and shook their heads yes at him.

Tank: (sighs) Fine.

Tank got close to the bars and reached his cock out. But it couldn't reach the unlock button.

Tank: Sorry, everyone.

Phinny: That's okay, Tank.

Scout: Yeah. At least you tried.

Lucky: Yay, Tank.

They both licked on the cheek. Tank giggled.

Tank: I know. Mike, you try.

Mike: Oh no. It's too risky. Also embarrassing.

They still looked at him.

Gidget: Come on, Mike. Don't you want to impress your wife?

Mike: Yes, but not in this kind of way.

Iris: That's okay, Mike. I still think your penis is cute.

Mike: Oh. Thanks, Iris.

Iris: Besides, we have pups coming soon.

Lucky: Pwease?

Lucky, Phinny and Scout made the puppy eyes at Mike, and so did everyone else.

Mike: (sighs). Fine. But don't tell anyone else about this though.

So Mike stood up and letted his penis out.

Roxy: Come on, Mike. You can do it.

Scout: That's right.

But Mike's penis was too short.

Mike: See. It's not going to reach the button.

Ms. Clawtez: Come on, Mike.

Gidget: Yeah. Put your back and butt into it, man.

Mike: Okay.

He tried, but it still didn't reach.

Mike: It's still not long enough.

Ms. Pupperpost: Wait. What if we made it long.

Tank: Really? We can actually do that? How?

Captain Tully: You just need to talk some sense into him.

Lt. Scruffy: You're right.

Luna: Okay.

Phinny: Not you, Luna. She meant Iris.

Luna: Oh. I knew that.

Max: Iris. You think you can do it?

Buddy: Yeah girl. Make sure it's really sexy.

Iris: Okay.

Iris started talking sexy to Mike, which made him blush and his cock grow. But it still wasn't long enough.

Mike: It's still not long enough. It's still a little too short.

Gidget: Wait. I have an idea. Every male dog, let your weiners free and hit that button.

Every adult male dog tried to make their weiners grow longer and tried to reach the button. But their cocks weren't long enough. They were still the normal size.

Mr. Shaggs: Thanks for trying every... one?

Gigi: Ms. Clawtez? What are you doing?

Ms. Clawtez: I can't stop messing with this weiner. It feels so relaxing.

Mr. Barkbinder: Oh. Why thank you. It really does.

Max: Wait. Not too hard or it will spray cum everywhere.

Buddy: Wait, that gives me an idea.

Meanwhile, the Doxies, Russell, Grampy, Rosie, Lucy, and Beau were still on the trail of finding their friends.

Russell: (sniffs) Hey everyone. This way.

They were all tired, but finally found the place the dogs are kept hostaged.

Greta: Are you sure this is the place?

Pippa: (sniffs) Yep. This is it.

Lucy: How do we get in?

Beau: I got this.

Beau threw a rock at the door.

Commander: Guard. Go see who that is.

The security guard went outside, but didn't see anyone.

Pretzel: Now.

They slammed the door on the guard and locked it.

Security guard: Hey, let me in. Open this door.

They ran all around until they found the dogs of Muttgomery.

Ms. Clawtez and the other small dogs snuck out until they heard barking.

Ms. Clawtez: It's the Doxies. We're over here.

Gigi: Doxies. Thank goodness you found us.

Pretzel: Okay. Let's get you all out.

Pretzel used his length to reach the buttons. Everyone was free.

Roxy: Alright.

Lucky: Yay.

Rolly: We're free.

Lewis: Are you okay?

Ms. Clawtez: Of course, honey.

Ms. Pupperpost: But we have a surprise for you.

The four dogs show their bellies.

Dalmatian Firedog: You're all pregnant?

Greyhound Firedog: Amazing. I'm so excited to be a dad.

Mr. Bernard: That was a wonderful rescue, Doxies and friends.

Puck: Yeah. But who are they?

Phinny: Just some dogs. I'm Phinny. And this is Roxy, Tank, Luna, Mr. Wagner, Mrs. Wagner, Bingo, Rolly, Scout, Captain Tully, Lt. Scruffy, Lucky, Ozzy, Maddie, Mike, Iris, Max, Gidget and Buddy.

Everyone: Hello.

Pretzel: Nice to meet you all.

Captain Tully: We'll do introductions later. Right now, let's blow this popsicle stand.

Commander: Not so fast. (laughing). Get them, Cerberus.

Cerberus: (laughing). You're all going back in.

Grampy: Yeah. We don't think so.

Mr. Barkbinder: Take this. Hold your noses.

They all held their noses. Mr. Barkbinder letted out his fart.

Commander: Oh. That's bad. But it's not enough.

Max: Buddy. About that idea you have.

Buddy: Right. Start rubbing.

They began rubbing their penises really hard.

Cerberus: (laughing). What's that suppose to do?

Mike: Oh. Something like this.

The cum started coming out from the penises.

Commander: No. This is disgusting. After them.

Max: Oh no. We're out of ammo.

Buddy: What do we do?

Mike: Rub mines again. As hard as you can.

Mr. Bernard: Me too.

They rubbed their penises as hard as they go.

Mr. Bernard: Ready? Aim.

Mike: Fire.

A big wave of cum came flying out of Mr. Bernard and Mike's cocks.

Cerberus blocked it with his penis cum, but it wasn't strong enough.

Cerberus: Uh-oh. Ahhh.

Phinny: Everyone go.

Puck: Which way?

Russell: This way.

They were out and free.

Commander: Not so fast.

The Commander got a hold of Scout and Lucky.

Scout: Let us go.

Commander: (laughing). Now surrender yourselves or the little puppies gets it.

Tank: What do we do? We don't anymore cum to fire.

Paxton got an idea.

Paxton: I know what to do. Mr. Barkbinder, remember your fart?

Mr. Barkbinder: Yeah. I'm sorry about. But wait, I did again. Excuse me.

Paxton: No. That's perfect. We'll need fire the the biggest fart cloud at the Commander.

Just then Jules, Don, Dan, Dill, Delilah, Dr. Pawell, Gabby, Gruff, Lewis, Maya, Harry, Grandma Dee, PawPaw, Bailey, Swifty, Grandpa Wally, Chip, Roxy, Nugent, Leo, Buster, Keia, Lollie, Sweetie the skunk, Freckles, Sugar, Fronky, Gabby, Doc, Cassius, Duchess and Mel came along and decided to join in.

Pedro: Who are they?

Phinny: Oh. That's my family. And more dogs. Mom, what are you all doing here?

Maya: We heard you all were dognapped.

Leo: So let us help you.

Sweetie: Your not releasing the stink without me.

They shook their heads yes and agreed.

Commander: What is this?

Scout and Lucky bit the Commander's fingers.

Commander: Ow. Why you?

They ran to Captain Tully.

Captain Tully: You two okay?

They both shook their heads yes.

Commander: (groans) Cerberus. Get them.

Cerberus just standed there looking scared.

Commander: Did you not hear what I said? I mean now, you useless mutt.

Cerberus: No.

Cerberus was offended and switched teams.

Commander: What? You traitor.

Cerberus: I had enough of you insulting me. Now I'm done with you.

Pedro: He's on our side now?

Greta: I guess so.

Paxton: Everyone ready?

Everyone: Yes.

Paxton: Ready? Aim. Fire.

They all released their farts which made a huge cloud of stink and pointed it towards the Commander.

Commander: Oh, this is going to hurt.

And she was blown away by the gas cloud.

Commander: (coughs)

They all walked towards her.

Commander: I will get you. All of you.

Buster: Man, you guys. I think she's talking too much.

Leo: I agree.

Commander: Wait. You can all talk?

Dr. Pawell: Wow. It looks like you're finally catching on.

Gruff: Mr. Barkbinder, would you like to do the honors?

Mr. Barkbinder: Sure. Scout. Sweetie. Wanna help?

They shook their heads yes.

Commander: No. No. No. Wait.

But it was too late. The three of them released small fart clouds out of their butts. The Commander fainted.

Everyone cheered.

(Pedro farts)

Everyone: Pedro!!!

Pedro: What? That wasn't me.

Everyone turned to Sweetie.

Everyone: Sweetie.

Sweetie: Hey, I may be a skunk, but I promise that wasn't me either.

Scout: Yeah. That was actually me. Excuse me.

Everyone looked at Scout.

Scout: What? Oh. It must have been those sausages I ate for dinner.

He and everyone laughed and they all went home.

Rolly: Oh wait. Our collars.

Poppy: You mean these?

Bingo: Our collars. But how?

Poppy: I may have slipped out of the guard's pocket.

Greta: That's my girl.

Captain Tully: Oh. I think my pups are coming.

Gidget: Mine too.

Iris: Same here.

Pippa: But how will you each make it home in time for the babies.

Dr. Pawell: Don't worry. I'll get you the pawspital in no time.

Phinny: Great idea.

Maya: I'll call Dr. Barkley to help and see if she's not too busy.

Tank: I'm so excited.

Back in Muttgomery, everyone was waiting patiently until the puppies arrived.

Dr. Barkley: Everyone. The puppies are here.

They were all excited.

Everyone: Aww.

Just then, Chief McSpotz, Ms. Pupperpost, Gigi, and Ms. Clawtez's husbands arrived.

Mr. Kibble: We're here.

Lewis: We got your call.

Dalmatian Firedog: Did we miss it? Are we too late?

Greyhound Firedog: Please tell us we didn't miss it.

Ms. Clawtez: Nope. You're right on time.

Dog husbands: Phew. That's a relief.

Mike: Are you all okay?

Gidget: We sure are.

Captain Tully: We couldn't be any prouder.

They all saw a bunch of puppies. Captain Tully had five puppies named Danny, Mila, Lia, Bodi, Mitchell. Iris had four named Cindy, Mal, Dina, and Chance. Maddie had four named Andy, Chauncey, Tasha, and Amelia. Gidget had four named Cole, Angie, Roland and Jen. Ms. Clawtez had five named Daniel, Rocky, Amber, Lily, and Murphy. Gigi had two pups named Avery and Rhonda.
Chief McSpotz had four puppies named Ruby, Ember, Rex, and Mike. And last, Ms. Pupperpost had five pups named Samantha, Gem, Dash, Leo, Michael.

Tank: Puppies.

The puppies pounced on Phinny, Tank, Rolly and Paxton and began giving them puppy kisses.

Phinny: Whoa. (laughs)

Rolly: Okay. Okay.

Paxton: Okay. That tickles.

Tank: I just love babies.

Everyone laughed.

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