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Because I don't. » « I don't neither. » « If we don't have money we can't be customers, doofus. »\n« Eh. What you think we'll steal in there ? We'll rob a customer and spend his money. »\nThey smile, amazed by Kyle's brilliance.\n\nThey hesitantly walk into the store, nervous, not sure who to approach and how. Also, not exactly sure what they could or could not get away with. They nearly have a fit when a slightly suspicious employee comes near them, asking if they need help.\n« No thanks, we're just browsing, » Kyle squeaks in response and the employee goes back to his busy work.They have just about enough time to realize that Kyle's plan doesn't sound that smart after all, when he nudges both of them, and points in the direction of a bear alone in the underwear section. To top it off, there's a big, beautiful security camera right over his head.\n\n« Ooh... let's get him... »\n« You'll get us killed Kyle !! »\n“You and your weird bear obsession...”\n« Nah, easy pickins... »\nReluctantly, they follow him near the bear, cautiously positioning themselves on his sides and behind his back.\n« Hey there big guy, fancy some new undies today ? »\n« Piss off, » the bear responds, already miffed about feeling observed during his shopping.\n« Rude... »\n« That was just a question, big boy. »\n« We figured it must be difficult finding your size, being so fat and all. »\n« I SAID GO AWAY ! » the bear exclaims, blushing, not quite loud enough to be considered yelling.\nWhile his two friends are keeping the bear distracted, Kyle is cautiously slipping his paw inside the pocket of his shorts; but a sudden movement betrays him, and the bear jerks sideways, furious.\n« HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?? » he swings his big paw at him, misses Kyle by an inch, quickly tries again to grab back his wallet, but Kyle moves it just out of his reach. 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HELPHH..” the bear starts screaming, realising his situation; but before he can raise alarm they duct-tape his mouth shut.\n« We're going to spend all the money he's got in there, so instead of selling a few pairs of lousy XL trunks today, they'll sell lots of clothes for all of us, » Kyle almost shouts as they start moving the bear to a nearby changing booth.\n« Should we also take his clothing ? So then he'll come back here and they'll sell even more clothes... »\n« Oh yeah brilliant !! »\nDespite being made of inanimate metal parts, the camera almost seems to salivate at the prospect. The red eyed machine looks the other way as they shut the curtain behind them.\n« Hmmgghrrr ?! »\n« Huh, but what's in it for us ? We could all three fit inside his fatass clothes. »\n« Oooohoho, not so fast... look in the wallet, could those be... the receipts for his clothes ??! »\n« You mean the receipts for OUR clothes, which we accidentally bought in fatass size ! Silly us! »\n“Haha, and what a neatly organized little bear.”\n« We'll take em, and have them changed for our size at the cashier after we're done with our shopping ! »\n« HMMFHH ??! NGH !! » the bear pleads and shakes his head.\n“Look at this gut, you won't make me believe you need a sport outfit anyway?”\nThey tape the bear up and steal all his clothes, except his hat because it's old and rugged – definitely doesn't have the receipt for it, shoes that had been purchased in a different store and underwear because they don't accept returns for those if they've been worn.\n“Too bad I could use some new trunks, especially cool ones like those...”\n“There's almost a hundred bucks in there, you can get yourself boxers with stupid prints if you want, idiot.”\n“Hmff... Hng...” the bear grunts; the rabbits laugh at him and slip a ten bucks bill in the waistband of his boxers; he would eventually get free, they thought, but he would have to find something to cover himself with and buy something so as to not be kicked out; by then all three rabbits would be far gone and probably dressed much nicer.",
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« So for this challenge, we have to steal stuff in a store right underneath a security camera, and get away with it. »
« That's dumb as shit, dude. Why you want us to do that ?? »
“Eeeeh... internet clout??” Kyle responds, baffled that they would ask. “Also, free stuff.”
“More like jail time, dumbass!”
« No no, get this ! It doesn't specify that we have to steal FROM the store... »
« What you wanna steal from then ? »
« Duh, what else is in a store ?... » there's a dumb silence. « Customers ! »
They look at him, still confused.
« Isn't that like, still an illegal thing ? »
« Who cares ? So long as we're customers too, the store won't. »
« But Kyle, you got money ? Because I don't. » « I don't neither. » « If we don't have money we can't be customers, doofus. »
« Eh. What you think we'll steal in there ? We'll rob a customer and spend his money. »
They smile, amazed by Kyle's brilliance.
They hesitantly walk into the store, nervous, not sure who to approach and how. Also, not exactly sure what they could or could not get away with. They nearly have a fit when a slightly suspicious employee comes near them, asking if they need help.
« No thanks, we're just browsing, » Kyle squeaks in response and the employee goes back to his busy work.They have just about enough time to realize that Kyle's plan doesn't sound that smart after all, when he nudges both of them, and points in the direction of a bear alone in the underwear section. To top it off, there's a big, beautiful security camera right over his head.
« Ooh... let's get him... »
« You'll get us killed Kyle !! »
“You and your weird bear obsession...”
« Nah, easy pickins... »
Reluctantly, they follow him near the bear, cautiously positioning themselves on his sides and behind his back.
« Hey there big guy, fancy some new undies today ? »
« Piss off, » the bear responds, already miffed about feeling observed during his shopping.
« Rude... »
« That was just a question, big boy. »
« We figured it must be difficult finding your size, being so fat and all. »
« I SAID GO AWAY ! » the bear exclaims, blushing, not quite loud enough to be considered yelling.
While his two friends are keeping the bear distracted, Kyle is cautiously slipping his paw inside the pocket of his shorts; but a sudden movement betrays him, and the bear jerks sideways, furious.
« HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?? » he swings his big paw at him, misses Kyle by an inch, quickly tries again to grab back his wallet, but Kyle moves it just out of his reach. Immediately, taking advantage of the move having the bear needing to readjust his balance, the three bunnies grab ahold of him from multiple angles. Despite his superior physical force, the bear finds himself unable to fight back.
“LET GO OF ME, JERKS!!” he grunts, struggling.
“Shut up bear. It's self-defense now and we're entirely justified,” Kyle says loudly and more for the camera than really for his friends, nodding to the security device that seems to wink in approval.
“Muzzle this idiot, and let's take him to a changing booth, we have the situation under control and don't need security to waste valuable time assisting us with this rude guy who's making a fuss and scaring away customers!”
“HUH NO?! HELP!! HELPHH..” the bear starts screaming, realising his situation; but before he can raise alarm they duct-tape his mouth shut.
« We're going to spend all the money he's got in there, so instead of selling a few pairs of lousy XL trunks today, they'll sell lots of clothes for all of us, » Kyle almost shouts as they start moving the bear to a nearby changing booth.
« Should we also take his clothing ? So then he'll come back here and they'll sell even more clothes... »
« Oh yeah brilliant !! »
Despite being made of inanimate metal parts, the camera almost seems to salivate at the prospect. The red eyed machine looks the other way as they shut the curtain behind them.
« Hmmgghrrr ?! »
« Huh, but what's in it for us ? We could all three fit inside his fatass clothes. »
« Oooohoho, not so fast... look in the wallet, could those be... the receipts for his clothes ??! »
« You mean the receipts for OUR clothes, which we accidentally bought in fatass size ! Silly us! »
“Haha, and what a neatly organized little bear.”
« We'll take em, and have them changed for our size at the cashier after we're done with our shopping ! »
« HMMFHH ??! NGH !! » the bear pleads and shakes his head.
“Look at this gut, you won't make me believe you need a sport outfit anyway?”
They tape the bear up and steal all his clothes, except his hat because it's old and rugged – definitely doesn't have the receipt for it, shoes that had been purchased in a different store and underwear because they don't accept returns for those if they've been worn.
“Too bad I could use some new trunks, especially cool ones like those...”
“There's almost a hundred bucks in there, you can get yourself boxers with stupid prints if you want, idiot.”
“Hmff... Hng...” the bear grunts; the rabbits laugh at him and slip a ten bucks bill in the waistband of his boxers; he would eventually get free, they thought, but he would have to find something to cover himself with and buy something so as to not be kicked out; by then all three rabbits would be far gone and probably dressed much nicer.",
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