-1-
  Mkay, so, let's just say I got a lil bit of a reputation in school and leave it at that.
  If y'all want someone who's smart and sweet and listens in class, then there's my friend Fox Mulder for that.
  If y'all are after someone who'll build ya some computer or binge one'a those anime shows, then I'll have to send you to Leo White or his big brother Mikey.
  But if you want someone who'll streak tha neighborhood with ya, play truth-or-dare in tha middle of the afternoon, or to try kissin' 'cause you've never kissed another male and wanna see what it's like?
  Scottie Young at your service! I'm a king-sized lil snow-leopard, every inch of my spotted fur is ready for some fun, and I promise that bein' chubby only means there's a lot more of me to love! Fun is all I care about, and if you think I'm gonna pass up a chance to screw around, you'd be dead wrong.
  My first stunt was when I was still a real little kitten in kindergarten when I lost my shorts on the slide. My bestie at the same (and still today, LOVE YA TY!) snagged 'em and I ended up running' across the playground bottomless until he gave 'em back.
  Since then it's only gotten better and more fun, for me anyways. My dad don't like all the trouble I cause, but he just don't know what it's like dealing with boring classes and boring furs day-in-and-day-out! A kitten's got to so SOMETHING for fun, don't he?
  Anyways, I'm ramblin', I'm SUPPOSED to be here to tell you all about one of my favorite stunts ever. It wassa couple years back when I first got to the middle-school, but ain't nuthin' I done since has even come close to toppin' it! Not losin' my pants on stage when Mikey done his awesome Peter-Plan play, not when I lost my trunks at the waterpark, and not even when I got caught pawin' off at camp and shot a counsler right in tha eye.
  No, I bet you're gonna read this, sit back, and just wonder how come I get to have all the fun. And while you're thinkin' about it, rub one out for your best-friend Scottie, hm?
  Okay, okay, enough teasin', let'a get started!
-2-
  I was still asleep when my friend Ty snuck over before school. My dad wasn't home most mornings, he worked super early and late just to make the rent most weeks, so I pretty much had to get myself up and ready. Buuut sometimes (all the time) I overslept, so I gave my bestie a spare key since he lived in the same apartment complex as me.
  I'd juuust gotten to the good part in my dream, I was making out with the celebrity Kale Kalentri (the cutest foxxy God ever made, and a show-off just like me!). Both of us were bare-fur naked, laying on a crowded beach and about to give all the beach beauties a show.
  One second I'm playin tonsil hockey with a cute foxxy, the next I feel my tail getting yanked! I fell right out of bed and onto the floor, landing at Ty's feet as he laughed and whistled at me.
  "Awwww, TY!" I whined, yawning and rubbing my eyes, "I was having a good dream!"
  "I can tell," he smiled big, nodding down, "Sleepin' in the nude again?"
  "Mmm, always," I purred and stood up, not mindin' givin' him a good look-see.
  I didn't have much to show sheath and balls wise, bein' a chubby-cubby had it's draw-backs, but my big bubble-butt and fluffy fur was still enough to make that foxxy blush and stare. I stretched, just to show off a little more, then headed for my bathroom.
  "Am I running late?"
  "You got a little bit," he said, watchin' my tail sway back and forth while I walked.
  "Awesome," I peeked over my shoulder, grinning as I saw him sporting a small tent in his shorts, "Wanna snag a shower with me?"
  "Errr, y-you sure that's okay?"
  "Please, ain't no one home," I hooked my finger at him and wiggled my butt, "Strip 'em, foxxy!"
  He didn't need tellin' twice. He ripped outta his clothes like they were on first, standin' just as nude as me in three seconds flat. He didn't have much to brag about either, only a inch or so bigger than me, but that scrawny body and ruby-red fur of his, mmph!
  "C'mon!" he rushed past me, pinchin' my belly-fat as he ran by, "Dibs on comin' first!"
  "Dammit!" I chased him, turnin' the hot water on while he grabbed the shampoos, "You ALWAYS go first!"
  "But you love suckin' me off," he tilted his head all cute and confuzzled, makin' me purr and throb just a little harder.
  "Guilty," I had to laugh, pullin' him into the shower with me and kissin' him HARD on the muzzle, "Mmm, how long were you watchin' me sleep?"
  "Your blankets were all off, so a few minutes," hee admitted, grippin' my cheeks with his claws diggin' in my chubby flesh, "You were moanin' and purrin' like crazy!"
  "I watched one of Kalentri's new movies last night," I nipped at his neck before sliding down, kissin' and bitin' as I went, "The one where he's the only male at an all girl's school?"
  "Oh yeah, and he has to pretend to be female?" Ty groaned as I licked the tip of his pink shaft, "A-Ah, t-the scene where he has to sneak back to his dorm nekkid..."
  "Nah, what got me was when he reveals his secret at the end," I nibbled along Ty's small shaft as I worked my paw under his sack, cradling his balls and prodding his tail-hole like I knew he loved, "Stripping naked on stage in front of the whole school and a live news feed?"
  "Too bad it's censored," Ty gasped as I finally took him in my maw, letting my rougher feline tongue swirl and tickle down to the base of his shaft.
  "Not my copy," I giggled, meeting his eyes and winking slow, "Maybe I'll send you the torrent, if you're good."
  "A-Awesome!" he squeaked, eyes closed and his tongue peeking out while I played. He wasn't able to talk once I really got started, movin' his shaft up so O could nibble and suck his balls, my claws diggin' into his spread tail-hole, my tongue makin patterns in the soft down of his sack.
  Less than a minute later he was bucking and squirting in my maw, squealing like a little girl while I sucked him dry. I even licked my fingers dry from fingering him, just to make him yelp and murr again, "Your turn."
  "Mmph, yessir," he murred, gettin' down on his knees while I stood, "F-Front or back?"
  "Please," I turned and lifted my tail, holdin' onto the shower wall while he buried his muzzle between my cheeks. He stroked and played with me as he ate my tail-hole out, me squealing and moaning just as bad as him.
  I'll admit I kinda pictured Kalentri doing it instead of Ty, if only because of the dream I'd had. The uncensored version of the movie I scored showed that he was a small cubby too where it counted, even littler than I was when I was still in elementary school!
  [I'd love to taste HIM for once,] I thought, cumming like a newbie in less than a half-minute after Ty got started from the image alone. He giggled while cleanin' my front and back, kissin' his way up my chest and bitin' me right on the nose!
  "Ow," I stuck my tongue out at him, "Just for that you hafta wash me!"
  "Perfectly fine with me!" he giggled, kissin' the tip of my tongue and sucking just a little before grabbin' a rag and some shampoo, "You'll do me too?"
  "Sure, but when you pop a woody I ain't takin' care of it!"
  "Jerk!"
  "That neither," I purred, making him blush and smack my butt.
  See? That's why I love the little foxxy! He blushes like he's never even seen himself in the fur, but flirts and plays like a champ when you get down to business.
-3-
  We ended up running late anyways, stupid Ty talking me into pawing him off while we ate breakfast. That turned into a whole 'nother game between us, the only thing making us stop and finally get ready was when the bus honked in the parking lot and our friend Mikey banged on my door!
  "Y'all are gonna be LATE!" he squealed as he opened the door, then saw me and Ty bare-fur naked and still kissin' after more fun, "Gross! Get some clothes on, pervs!"
  "Meh," I wiggled for the puppy, him covering his eyes and running away, "Hey, close the door!"
  "I got it," Leo peeked in next, beaming as he saw me and Ty, "Nice!"
  "Erf," Ty covered himself, Leo crackin' up and chanting as he closed the door to chase after his brother.
  "Tiny Ty! Tiny Ty! Tiny Ty!"
  "I hate that puppy," he grumbled while yanking his clothes on again, then saw my own nekkid chubby goods still on show, "Uhhh, you still didn't get dressed."
  "Yeah, I guess I better," I hopped to my feet and spanked his kiddie-briefs covered butt before he got his shorts back on, "Don't wanna start middle-school in the fur, do I?"
  "You do, but that's besides the point," Ty giggled, givin' me one more kiss on the muzzle before heading for the door, "I'll hold them, just hurry up!"
  "Aye, Aye, Captain Tiny!" I tagged his crotch, makin' him grunt and limp for the door holding his balls, "Awww, big baby!"
  He flipped me off right before I whirled around and ran for my room. I was REALLY running late now, and if my dad got a call that I was tardy on the first day I'd be grounded for a whole week again! I JUST got ungrounded for mooning with Ty the week before, I wasn't about to lose my laptop again.
  "Clothes, clothes, clothes," I ruffled through my drawers, most of my stuff dirty or missing since I hadn't done laundry yet. I scored an old pair of shorts and a tank-top finally, both a little small on me since I maybe gained a couple more pounds, but it was better than nothing!
  "Besides," I pulled them on as I ran, not realizing what I forgot as I wormed into the shirt next, "Bet they make my butt look good!"
  I was running and pulling my shoes on when I realized what I left behind. I had my backpack, my clothes, and my lucky baseball cap, but I'd forgotten...
  "Whoops," I looked down the front of my shorts and saw Lil Scottie peekin' up at me, "I gotta get-"
  Another honk and Ty screaming for me to hurry up.
  "No time!" I decided, closing and locking the door behind me.
  And that right there was what decided my whole day. And I'd be lying if I said I would've done it any different, given half a chance!
  The bus ride ended up being super boring except for Leo and Mikey telling everyone about what they caught me and Ty doing. Of course as far as they knew we were just nude and kissing, so it wasn't all that bad. Lots of cubbies we knew laughed and cheered, used to my stunts and Ty's 'accidents', but other furs looked shocked!
  "Wow, y'all REALLY did that?" a scrawny fox even smaller than Leo squeaked, "L-Like, even though you're both males?"
  "Yeah?" I frowned a little, "I'm gay and Ty's bi, that a problem?"
  "N-No!" the kitt squeaked, eyes widening behind his glasses while he shook his head hard, "I-I'm, ah, g-gay too, but-"
  "Awesome! I thought you were a cutie," Leo murred and tugged on Mikey's tail, "Switch, big bro!"
  They did, Mikey movin' to sit next to a sleeping bat and Leo scootin' in beside the new fox. They got to chatting right away about computers and video games, all stuff I wasn't all that into, but I DID find out the cutie had a name at least.
  "Fox? Seriously?" I laughed, "Who named you THAT?"
  "It's a nickname, dingus!"
  "Okay, what's your REAL name?"
  "Uhm... Kitt?" he smiled all shy and blushed super red while we all laughed, "Awww, c'mon guys, it ain't funny!"
  But he was laughin' too, so you knew that was a big fat lie right there! I would've gladly claimed the foxxy for some fun, I just bet he was surprisingly hung since he looked so nerdy, but Leo met my eye like he read my mind. He stuck his tongue out and shook his head, putting an arm around Kitt/Fox.
  [Mine] was clear from that, and if Leo wasn't such a lil cutie I'd have ignored that and stolen Fox anyways! [Oh well], I snuggled close to Ty and grinned at him, [I got MY foxxy right here!]
   -4-
  First up for the day was a boring old English class, but at least I had it with Ty and the cute bus-fox from earlier. There was some other cuties in the class, that chubby bat who was still yawnin' and looked like he could go back to sleep any second and an adorable-and-weird lookin' brown-fox next'a 'im who was bouncin' and stealin' sips from a bottle of Coke.
  "Eye candy, eleven o'clock," I whispered to Ty, purrin' as the bat's ears twitched and he blushed so adorably.
  "Good hearing too!" Ty sniggered, nudgin' me and adding, "That fox is super cute too!"
  "That's Chiro and Kris," Fox said from behind me, leanin' over and wavin' at them both, "They both live in my neighborhood, and they're kinda boyfriends.
  "Only kinda?" I purred even louder, Chiro winkin' at me and lickin' his sharp fangs, "Ooo, I want!"
  "No, you don't," Fox rolled his eyes, "He's a total show-off! And Rory's even worse!"
  "You don't say," Ty whistled as Rory opened his legs, givin' all three of us a peek up his baggy shorts at his bare thighs and a hint of colorful undies, "Cute!"
  "Beyond," I shot the foxxy a thumbs up, "What's with his ears and tail, though?"
  "He's part wolf," Fox explained, "He's got some stripes on his butt, super weird lookin'!"
  "How do YOU know about those stripes?" Ty asked, wigglin' his eyebrows.
  Fox went red and ducked down with a little whimper, both of us laughin' like total nutjobs. Lucky for him the teacher came in, an older Lynx cat with shaggy head-fur and wearin' baggy ripped up jeans and a Rolling Stones top. I couldn't help it, I whistled and clapped as he stood in front of the class.
  "Scottie!" Ty snapped, and I was sure I was about to land detention 'fore my first class even STARTED!
  But then the big hot cat LAUGHED and waved for everyone to settle down once they joined in.
  "Yes, I know I'm not exactly the scholarly looking type," he chuckled in a deep English accent, winkin' at me as he started unpacking his briefcase, "Drives my son nutters, which if you're lucky enough to make it to the local high-school you can give Coach Felix a hug and kiss from his daddy."
  More laughter at that, Ty blushin' super red. I knew why too, this was HIS daddy as well, except he spent more time over at Felix's than his real-dad's anymore. I never gotta meet Mr. Andy Shaw, mostly because he was always on some trip or another, but let's just say he more-than lived up to the legend Ty told me.
  "Now settle down, settle down," he waved again and turned his back, showin' a pretty cute butt if you asked me, "We'll start with a little review, shall we?"
  "Dude," Ty growled, ears tilted back as I purred, "You're checkin' out my DAD!"
  "Yup."
  "Same," Fox giggled, bitin' his lip and murrin' just a little, "He's almost as cute as MY dad!"
  "Ooo, daddy-lover?" I wanted to make him blush and yelp again, but I guess he could get pretty pervvy himself, 'cause he just shrugged and winked, "Damn, that's really-"
  "Ah, a volunteer for the rest of review!" Mr. Shaw looked over his shoulder dead at me, "Thank you so much, Mr. Young."
  "Err, y-you know me?"
  "Your reputation proceeds you, thanks to my son there," he winked at Ty, who just blushed harder and tried to slide down in his seat, "Now come on up."
  "Uhm, I didn't-"
  "Or would you rather a detention for interrupting class?" he smiled like he knew the answer to that.
  I went up and grabbed the marker from him, my paws shakin' so bad that I dropped it right on the floor. The class giggled at that, even Mr. Shaw laughing just a little and pattin' me back, "Easy there, love, I'm just a big ol' kitten, alright?"
  I nodded and smiled my cutest for him, then bent at the waist to pick the marker up. What I wanted was to give him a peek of hoe the shorts hugged my tail, maybe he'd play with me like Ty hinted that they all played together. What ACTUALLY happened though was much much better!
  RRRRRIIIIIIIIPPPPPP!
  I froze, feelin' a breeze across my cheeks that shouldn't be there, then hear everyone star laughin'. I peeked back and saw my shorts hangin' half-open, showin' my bubble butt to everyone! My tail was perked too, so I knew they were gettin' a lot more than booty from me!
  "Yeep!" I shot up fast, marker in paw and turnin' to face tha class, "S-Sorry!"
  "No need, just finish copying the notes I prepared," I heard Mr. Shaw purr behind me, subtly stepping to cover my front as he glanced at my bared cheeks, "Nice arse, kitten..."
  I could've floated to the board, feelin' tha front of my shorts tighten around my lil woody. Mr. Shaw covered that for me by standin' in tha way, and he stayed where he was so I wouldn't moon the class again. I could just FEEL his eyes on me though, like I didn't have a thing on.
  [Ooo, standin' bare-fur nekkid doing notes!] I groaned a little and got a little more hard, [E-Easy there, Scottie!]
  I rushed to copy the rest of the notes, thinkin' of old nuns and my dad and getting grounded, ANYTHING to make my situation a little less noticeable. Thankfully I softened up a bit before I gotta sit back down, runnin' back and holdin' my shots closed while everyone laughed and whistled again.
  "Dude, it ripped straight up to your tail," Ty whispered when I sat down, "You almost got ass-less chaps!"
  "I do not!" I squeaked, but bent a lil to check under the desk and heard another lil rip, "Oops!"
  "NOW you've got butt-less chaps," Fox giggled, peekin' and murrin' as I pushed my shorts closed and sat on them, "You're crazy, Scottie!"
  "You don't know the half of it," Ty whispered, shootin' me a big smile and a wink before we all went quiet to take notes.
  [First stop, nurses office!] I decided, blushin' and purrin' tha whole time, [I never knew these seats were so cold!]
  Don't worry, it only got more fun from there!
-5-
  As soon as class was over I rushed over to the nurse's office, keepin' my head down and my paws on the back of my shorts. Thankfully I didn't moon nobody else, there was too many teachers and all in the halls on the first day for me to really make it look like an accident.
  I probably should've knocked when I made it to the door, but I wasn't thinking and just barreled right in. The first thing I saw was a tall and fit cheetah in tight pink scrubs. The next was a really REALLY cute foxxy with ruddy red fur, blue head-fur, and bushy ears and tail.
  What made them super adorable was the fact they were only in their undies, lookin' like they just got those back on too! Instead of squealin' when they noticed me, they smiled and waved, blushing a little as they put a paw over their front.
  "I don't think you're in heat yet, Rory," the nurse said, smirkin' as he caught us eye ballin' each other, "Why don't you go ahead and get dressed, come back if the cramps start up."
  "Yessir, Mister Mitch," Rory murred, still staring at me as he pulled on his jeans and a Minecraft t-shirt, "Hi, I'm Rory."
  "Scottie," I held my paw out, then remembered my shorts when someone laughed on the other side of the door, "Oops!"
  "That window was closed before," Mitch growled at Rory who looked so innocent I had to laugh, "Move along, Folfie."
  "Yessir," he nodded, winkin' at me as he sashayed out of the room.
  "Huh, another folfie," I watched him go, then peeked back at Mr. Mitch, "That's two fox-wolf mixes I seen today!"
  "And this is the second bare of buns I've seen," he laughed, making me blush and purr slightly, "Guessing you need something else to wear?"
  "Please?" I stripped my shorts down, one paw half-covering my front as I held the shorts out to him, "C-Can you fix these, too?"
  "No promises, but I'll see what I can do," Mitch grabbed them, looking me over and nodding once, "I think I've got something in the back in the meantime, just hold tight, hm?"
  "Okay," I started to sit down, but he moved to close the window curtains again before I could do anything else.
  "And don't think I'll let you pull the same trick as Rory," he warned, meeting my eyes and growling, "He only gets away with it because he's family."
  "I could be family too," I purred loud and uncovered to show my small shaft. He glanced down and snorted before walking away.
  "You'll need more than that to impress me, inch-worm," he teased, stopping just at the door and adding, "Though you're still cute. For a chubby-cubby."
  And he left me alone, blushing and purring from his teasing. I wondered just how many teachers or staff I could flirt with and get away with it, maybe if I faked sick I could get some alone time with that cute cheetah. He didn't look all that old, maybe fresh out of school, maybe...
  I was so lost in thought I didn't even react when the door opened again, a down-right HOT adult fox peeking in, "Yo, Mitch, the highschool sent me across to grab..."
  I smiled up at him, though I crossed my legs fast. This wasn't one I wanted to flirt with too openly, he wore a Clayton High top and looked a bit meaner than Shaw or Mitch. Plus, I'd tried before, this was Ty's older brother Felix!
  "Scottie, up to old tricks, I see," he laughed, nodding down, "Word to the wise, you're just shooting that tiny thing up."
  I put my paws in my lap, shivering as my paw-pads brushed my pink and I yelped. He just laughed and moved to the back-room, leaving the friggin' door wide open!
  [Oooohhh, he's just as bad as Ty!] I thought, watching the now empty hallway, [If anyone were to walk by...]
  No such luck, Mitch came back with a pair of shorts, laughing at something Felix said and smirking at me. He tossed the shorts over my lap, hunching over a bit to whisper.
  "So, YOU'RE the Chubby that Ty talks about all the time."
  I didn't answer, shocked that Mitch knew me already.
  "Apparently you're a little ball of fun, lots of friends on the side?" he winked like the word friends could mean whatever I wanted it to mean.
  "Maybe," I grinned slowly, standing up to pull the shorts on. They were a little baggier than I was used to, but at least they didn't have a big gaping hole in the back, "Wanna be friends with me?"
  "We'll talk," Mitch winked, giving me a lightening-fast kiss on the nose before standing up, "Got everything you need, Felix?"
  "Yup, just had a kitten up at the school who needed these," he wiggled a package of diapers in paw, smiling as he saw me laugh, "Uh-huh, laugh it up, I'll put you in one of these myself, kitten!"
  "Promise?" I acted like I was about to pull my shorts off again, but both of them growled at me, "Awww, just kidding!"
  "No, you weren't," Mitch pushed me to the door, "Go on to class, Young, and don't let me catch you acting up!"
  "Yes sir," I sighed, heading out as they both laughed.
  I would've been lots more disappointed if I didn't feel something in my pocket as I walked out. I waited until I was outta sight of the office, pulling out a folded little pink note:
   Next time, follow me in the back.
   I'll show you what a REAL male should look like!
   Here's my number, give me a call ;)
   Mitch O'Connell RN
  "I'm in love!" I giggled, huggin' the note with both paws.
  Whoomph, my shorts fell to my ankles, leavin' my bottomless in the hallways.
  "Whoops! Better be careful," I yanked them back up, happy to see there wasn't not drawstrings to tighten 'em with, "Oh no, what a nightmare..."
  This day was just getting better and better!
-6-
  Math was my next class and nothing worth mentioning happened. I didn't know anyone in the class besides the bat from earlier, and he was in the front row. He smiled and winked when I walked in, but since the lesson already started we didn't get a chance to flirt.
  Mitch must've called ahead since the older kitten (a female, sad to say) didn't even stop mid-lecture when I came in. She didn't call me up, no one seemed to care about my baggy shorts, and only Chiro knew I was commando anyway!
  [Booo, you suck, Math!] I grumbled, sitting down to takes notes and listen since there wasn't anything better to do.
  My NEXT class was where the action really came in. It was gym and my second-to-last class of the day at that. I was already hungry since me and Ty only had each other for breakfast, but the idea of running around in baggy shorts made it worth the wait!
  "You're lucky you're not at the high-school, kitten," the teacher, a big fit cheetah who made me purr just by growlin' at me, "You'd be going without if Coach Felix had anything to say about it."
  "But I ain't got any undies," I tried to sound innocent and nervous, "W-Would he really make me go nudie?"
  "In a heartbeat," he smiled wide, smackin' my tail and pointing ahead, "Go line up with everyone else, today's basketball."
  "Ooo, fun," I groaned, I really didn't like sports since I was chubby and not all that fast.
  "Shirts V.S. Skins," he added, getting some whistles and cheers from the class, "We have an all male class after all!"
   "Oooo, wonder if there'd be girls goin' topless if it wasn't," Ty giggled as I got in line beside him.
  "Ew," me, Fox, and Mikey all stuck our tongues out.
  "Eh, I see enough boobs," Chiro said, wigglin' his fingers at me, "Hey there, cutie."
  "Hi back," I purred, looking him over real slow and askin', "You like females too?"
  "I lkike ANYONE who'll show me attention," he murred, pretendin' to pout, "You'll show me attention, right?"
  "Chiro, don't be such a flirt!" a voice squeaked from behind him, and I saw the cutie Rory from earlier, "Oh, hey, I remember you."
  "Panties-Foxxy," I pointed, expecting a blush but he only nodded.
  "Gotta use 'em, boxers don't fit me at all," he shrugged and poked Chiro in the side, "Cuntboy problems, huh?"
  "W-What, you're both cuntboys!?" Fox squeaked, looking totally horrified as his maw fell open.
  "No, just him, but I've got a cousin who's one," Chiro frowned hard at Fox, "And another's a herm, that a problem?"
  "No! It's... you're open about it?" Fox whispered low, blushing so hard I knew he was prolly one himself.
  "Nothing to hide," Rory murred and grabbed the sides of his shorts, "Wanna see?"
  "Yes!" me, Scottie, and Ty all cheered.
  "No!" Fox squeaked, then glared at Chiro, "Control your boyfriend!"
  "Who says he's my boyfriend?" Rory wiggled his eyebrows, "I might be single..."
  "No, you're just a slut," Chiro laughed, bumpin' fists with him.
  "Alright, that's roll taken care of, thank Gods I know most of you mutts already," the coach stood in front of us, paws on his hips, "Now, for those who don't already know, I'm Coach Shinji. The locker-rooms are out of order right now, so there won't be any showering after classes for a couple weeks."
  "Thank God," Fox whispered.
  "But it's required, unless you have a note."
  "Does being a cunt-boy matter?" Rory held a paw up, smiling as everyone else looked shocked, grossed out, or out-right laughed, "Just wondering!"
  "If you're in heat, let me know, but otherwise you'll need a note from your parents or guardians," Coach Shinji smirked as Rory shrugged, "And Rory, I know you just wanted the shock-value, you don't give three shits what I say."
  "No sir, I don't," Rory beamed and explained loudly for us, "He used'a be at the foster home with me when I was real little."
  "You're still real little, short-stuff," Shinji laughed, then clapped his paws, "Alright, team captains are going to be Scottie Young and Willie Watson."
  Another kitten, this one white and twitchy looking, held his paw up.
  "W-Which one'a us is shirts and furs?" he asked, voice cracking adorably as everyone laughed.
  "I'll go furs," I offered fast, wanting to flirt with this fellow-kitten right away, "Don't want to scare me with your muscles."
  This kitten was so scrawny that Ty looked like a body-builder in comparison, but Willie smiled and laughed a little anyways. At least he had a sense of humor, like the cub who wolf-whistled as I threw my shirt off and tossed it on the bleachers, "Shake it, chubs!"
  "Hey, no body-shaming!" Shinji growled, not smiling at all as he scanned the crowd, "I hear that I'll have you running laps in the fur, no underwear, no shoes, nothing. Understood?"
  Silence from that, me blushing since it made it seem like I minded at all.
  "What if I call myself chubby, coach?" I asked, giggling as the class laughed, "I know I'm tons-of-fun!"
  "Easy, Young," he growled, but smirked a little as he pointed at me, "For that Willie gets first pick."
  "Uhm... Y-You, the fox?"
  Ty, Fox, and about five other cubs raised their paws, Willie going beat-red and squeaking, "I don't know anyones names..."
  He pointed at Fox.
  "Oh, just call me Fox," he giggled, rushing to stand next to Willie.
  "'Cause that's LESS confusing?" Willie huffed, then nudged me, "Your, uh, call... Tons-of-Fun?"
  "Flirt," I winked and pointed at Ty, "C'mon, Ty-Wy, you KNOW I wanna see those guns!"
  "Yaaay," Ty shrugged his shirt off, shyly crossing his arms before standing next to me, "I hate you!"
  "Love you too," I kissed his cheek, getting more clapping and laughter from everyone.
  "Uhm, can I get the lion?"
  "Kalle, and anytime, sweetie," a lion-cub with a slight mane leaned on Fox's shoulder and winked at me, "You're team just lost, bitch."
  "Language! Being my son won't stop you from detention, Kalle!"
  "And besides," I pointed at a bigger kitten who was standin' with 'im, a black panther who happily took off his shirt to show a ripped chest and roped muscled arms, "I want THAT one!"
  "Excellent choice," the panther laughed, his voice thick was a weird accent as he bowed his head a little to me, "We will win, most defintively!"
  "Octavian, don't even," Kalle growled, then whispered in Willie's ear.
  "Errr, A-Angel?"
  "AWESOME!" a tiny lynx who looked like a elementary schooler rushed up and hopped into Kalle's arms, "Knew you wanted to win, huh?"
  "Oh, that's how we are playing it..." Octavian growled and leand in to my ear, "May I suggest taking the bat? He can glide a little, yes?"
  "A little," Fox snorted and nodded fast at me.
  "Chiro!" I called, laughing as the batsy took his shirt off and twirled it over his head. His shorts rode low on his hips, showing what looked like rocket-ship cartoony briefs, "Get over here, ya nerd!"
  From there Kalle and Octavian took over team choices. Kalle going for the obviously stronger or taller furs from then on while Octavian went for scrawny ones like Rory or other chubbies like an otter-cub named Romero. I didn't see what his strat was, but with how he was purring and smiling I guessed there was SOME plan at least.
  "Kalle, a friendly wager?" Octavian called before we split up on opposite sides of the court.
  "Name it," Kalle growled.
  "Your shorts and twenty dollars."
  "Make it thirty and you're on," Kalle winked at me, "Oh, and throw in this kittens shorts."
  [Yikes!] I felt my eyes bulge out, that'd leave me nekkid again, but Octavian didn't look worried at all.
  "Then you must throw in your captains as well... Or your underwear."
  Kalle blushed hard, looking at Willie for help. Willie shook his head and held onto his shorts, like someone might mug them off his body. Kalle growled and nodded, glaring at Octavian like he knew something was up.
  "So, uhm, can I get something to wear after we lose?" I asked, blushing as Ty and Chiro both laughed.
  "Going without, I assume?" Octavian chuckled, "I promise, we are going to win."
  "And if we don't?"
  "Then I will be just as exposed as you," Octavian shrugged, smiling wide as he said, "Underwear is too restrictive."
  "Is it," I looked down and saw he had a decent sized packaged pressing against his shorts, "I never noticed."
  "When you are hung as myself, you notice," he said without a hint of modesty, clapping his paws, "LET'S GO! WHO IS THE FIRST THAT IS UP!?"
  "English is soooo not your first language, is it?" I giggled.
  "No, I'm from-"
  "Uganada, but you speak Swahili naturally," Chiro piped up, giving a dazzling smile at Octavian's shocked look, "I know my geography."
  "I would like to study with you sometime," Octavian smiled and purred low, "And by that, of course, I mean-"
  "Oh, I know whatcha mean, big guy," Chiro murred and nodded ahead, "Let's play first, see where that goes, hmm?"
  "Game on," I nodded, leaning close to Ty and whispering in his ear, "Hey, wanna help me with somethin'?"
  "I KNEW you hadda pervvy plan," he giggled and nodded, "Alright, whatcha wanna do?"
  "Well, first, YOU got undies on, right?"
  "Duh?" he blushed like he knew where I was goin' with this.
  "Perfect, listen close, Ty-Wy..."
-6-
  I ain't never seen a game get so dirty and crazy so quick! It was obvious that Kalle and Octavian were brothers, they fought even worse than a pair of fox twins I cubsat a couple times. They pushed, growled, and kept tryin' to go after eachother no matter what team had tha ball.
  I hadda give it to Octavian though, he sure knew what he was doin' when he picked some'a tha team. Chiro hopped and flapped one or both of his arms when he needed to pass and catch, easily goin' over any cubbies head. Romero was chubby but fast, able to duck around even Kalle without a problem.
  Oh, and I got to do the first part of my plan around the half-way mark. Ty got his first basket and cheered, hoppin' with both his paws in the air. I swooped in fast and pantsed 'im, gettin' his shorts to the ground while he squealed.
  "Nice underoos, foxxy!" Chrio whistled as Ty covered his SuperPup and Friends undies.
  "Jerk!" Ty squealed, laughin' as he pulled his shorts back up, "You're gonna-"
  "Hey, clock's still going!" Fox huffed, smackin' me as he ran by, "Hurry it up!"
  Tha game kept goin', Ty smilin' at me every lil bit like he knew I was crazy. Takes one to know one, I knew he was blushin' from gettin' turned on and prolly had a rock hard lil stiffy in those adorable undies of his now.
  "Maaan we're whoopin' butt!" Ty gasped later when he passed tha ball to me and ran on, "THROW IT!"
  "Dang right!" I threw it, one paw holdin' my shorts up. Swish, I actually made a basket! Octavian laughed and smacked my back as Kalle took off across tha court, hot on his tail and growlin'.
  "Y-You still gonna do this?" Ty whispered as we stayed on the other end of the court, Octavian wanted at least a couple'a us to stay down in case we needed a quick dunk.
  "Totally, last basket is mine," I kissed him on the muzzle, groanin' when he squeezed the base of my tail, "A-Ah, careful!"
  "No," he giggled, murrin' back at me and noddin', "Octavian's about to- Oh!"
  Octavian grabbed Kalle's shorts before the lion could throw, yankin' 'em to his knees. Shinji didn't notice I guess, because there wasn't a whistle, but everyone ELSE sure seen! Kalle had some nice legs and the cutest pair of tighty-whiteys, plus he squealed like a lil girl and dropped the ball, Octavian surrounded fast.
  "Chiro!" he shouted, and everyone moved to block he bat at once, "Hah, too easy!"
 And Octavian friggin' LAUNCHED the ball to me, makin' me almost drop it before I snagged it with the tips of my claws. Now everyone was comin' my way!
  "Yikes!" I took off runnin', gigglin' as Ty rushed behind me.
  "Go! Go! Go!" he squealed.
  I jumped, Chiro and Rory both whooping and singing out tha Space-Jam song in squealing off-key voices. I felt Ty's paws at my waist, but pretended not to notice as I did a awesome slam-dunk! It was amazin', I felt lighter than air even though my heart was goin' crazy and I could hardly breathe.
  Ty snagged my shorts easily, whippin' 'em down and off my legs while I swung from tha hoop hollerin' and laughin'.
  [Perfect!] I peeked won before lettin' go, my stiffy on show and notta thing to cover it.
  "YES!" I came down, hearin' everyone laughin' and cheerin', "We won! We Won!"
  I whirled around, pretendin' not to notice what happened as I danced and bounces, "I did it!"
  "Oh my god," Kalle laughed, coverin' his muzzle and purring like me.
  "Wow," Octavian raised both eyebrows, staring at my front and nodding, "Yes, you did, Scottie."
  "W-What's up?" I looked around at everyone, all of them pointing down or laughing, "Huh?"
  I looked and froze like I couldn't believe what I was seeing. I was totally and utterly bare-fur nekkid in front of my whole class! Shinji was trying to get everyone to quiet down and get my shorts back at the same time, but he was smiling and laughing just as much as anyone.
  "T-Ty!" I looked and saw he was gone, "Oh, you jerk!"
  "Awww, Chiro, don't!" Fox laughed, and I looked to see Chiro pointin' his phone right at me!
  "YIKES!" that was more than I expected, so I ran for tha nearest door.
  Whiiich just happened to lead right into the hallway. Class was a lot closer to bein' over than I thought, 'cause as soon as tha door closed behind me I heard the worst'/best sound in the world.
  The bell rang!
  "Uh-oh!" I put both paws over my front and made a run for it, cubbies pouring into the halls on all sides as I streaked. Everyone gaspes and giggled at my bouncin' cheeks, watchin' a cute chubby kitten run to the front office with nothing but his tennis shoes on.
  I knew my tail was perked the whole time, and that my lil stiffy kept pokin' free, but I couldn't help it! No more than I could help purrin' like crazy when tha teacher at the front office happened to be Mr. Shaw again.
  "Well, this is something," he smirked as I ran into him, both paws out to steady myself against him, "Are you cold, Mr. Young?"
  "N-Nosir, just small," I gasped, coverin' again fast and hidin' behind him, "Uhm, c-can I get some help please?"
  "Of course," another voice laughed from behind me and I whirled to see Mitch there with my fixed shorts in paw, plus a baggy Clayton Dragons t-shirt, "Want to get dressed, Lil Guy?"
   I was really tempted to say no, and I even had tha idea of waltzin' right back into the crowd bare-fur nekkid. Let everyone get a good look at what I had to offer...
  Buuut I knew when I went too far, and I'd be lucky if my dad didn't already hear about this before I got home. So I nodded and grabbed tha clothes from Mitch's paws, yankin' em on fast and purrin' as he and Mr. Shaw both gave me a hug.
  "Offer stands, cutie," Mitch whispered as he lead me down the hall back to gym to pick up my stuff.
  "I know," I bit my lip and looked around, "A-Actually, I have a belly ache, could I-"
  "Not today," he smiled and pinched my butt when no one was looking, "Raincheck... I don't want any interruptions, you understand?"
  "Yessir, I do," I gave him a quick hug, walking into the gym ahead of him and seeing Ty waiting with my bag in one paw and my shorts in the other, "Ty! you found 'em!"
  "Y-Yeah, uhm, I-I dunno who took 'em?" Ty looked at Mitch waiting by the doors, then over his shoulder where Shinji was puttin' the basketballs away, "Y-You didn't tell on me?"
 "What's to tell?" I winked, givin' 'im a hug and purring low in his ear, "My house after school? My dad works late."
  "It's a date," he giggled, kissin' me and holding paws with me as we headed for the door, "Uhm, h-hi, Mr. Mitch..."
  "Tyson, so good to see you," Mitch purred and winked at me, "You're in good paws, Young."
  "I know," I smiled big and sweet, then whirled on Ty as soon as we was outta sight, "You KNOW him?"
  "Uhm, he's friends with Felix?" Ty was blushin' and shakin' like crazy, "H-He, uhm, and Felix fool around a lot, and-"
  "And you do too," I giggled, knowin' for a fact that Felix and Ty had done a lot more than even we had together, "So..."
  "S-So what?"
  "Can I play too?"
  And Ty smiled so wide, I knew the answer before he even had to say it...
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  That was MY best day ever, and one'a the best stunts I ever got to pull. Nothin' else really excitin' happened that day, except for me and Ty foolin' around again once we got home.
  Chiro still has the video of me bouncing nekkid in gym-class, and he promised to only put it online if I said it was okay. Everyone still laughs about what happened to, though not as much as they used'ta. I think Mikey's play and his little brother streaking not too long after outshone me a lil bit, so's I really oughtta do somethin' else.
  Hey, I can't let my reputation die down, can I? heh
  I hope all of y'all enjoyed it, and I bet none of y'all have a story as good as mine!
  Bye everyone, I'll write more later I promise!!!!