~Ponyville~ ~As the sky shines, Trent was done telling a story to applebloom and her friends~ Trent: And that's the reason why I smoke and never get cancer. Bloom: I have a question. Trent: Shoot. Bloom: How come you're the only one with a staff and your buddies doesn't have anything like that? Trent: ...Well that's because...they do have weapons it's just that they only use them in situations that seems way too hard to handle. I use them because I suck with my fists but I'm great and experienced with my lucky staff and my kickers. Belle: I have question too. Trent: OK. Belle: Why are you sometimes dimwitted? Trent: ...Uhhhh(Goes on for 15 seconds)...because I blame Al Gore. Bloom: ...Dimwit. Twilight: Trent! Trent: What? Twilight: Have you seen angel? Trent: Who? Twilight: Fluttershy's bunny? Trent: ... Twilight: She's kinda like a key reminder to her? Trent: ...uhhhhhhhh... Twilight: Dimwit. Bloom: Why do you need angel twilight? Twilight: I don't but dante- Dante: *Runs by* WHERE"S BUGS BUNNY?! I'm GONNA SKIN HIM INTO HARE STEW! Fluttershy: *Gallops by* NO YOU WON'T!! Twilight: Angel has dante's orb. Bloom: Which isn't a good thing is it? Twilight: Nope. ~Inside a workshop~ Leo: *Is sleeping in a chair with a magic study book in his lap* Spike: Leo?...Leo!...*Slaps him* LEO! Leo: OW! What?! Spike: I said it's all finished! Leo: Oh yeah the hyper-flu-pond-your-day? Spike: ...No...It's DNA genetics fusioner. Leo: Right, What's this used for again? Spike: *Takes out a clipboard* It's to transfer any creature's DNA and another creature's DNA to create a hybrid. There 3 chambers. 1 goes in the 1st one and the 2nd goes in the next one, and the 3rd chamber...comes out a beuatiful masterpiece of science! Leo: So why'd you build it? Spike: ...heh you know what? *Tosses away the clipboard* I have no idea. I got bored. Wanna try it out? Rock: *Flips a coin* I'll try it out. Spike: Well step into the chamber then. Rock: *Gets in the first chamber* Leo: meh what the hell. *Gets into the 2nd chamber* Spike: I'm about to close the chambers! Fluttershy: Angel! give that back to dante! You know better to take things from dangerous hotheads! Leo: AN ORB?! *Jumps at angel as angel jumps under him into the chamber* Spike: *Shuts the chambers and laughs crazliy* uh leo? How come you're not in the chamber? ~Dante,Trent,AJ,Pinkie,Rarity and Twilight shows up~ Dante: Where is he? Spike: Umm in the chamber? Leo: With the orb?! Trent: With Rock in it?! Dash: Something tells me that's not a good thing. ~The room dims as the chambers glow and machinery makes noises~ Spike: You might wanna take a few steps back. ~The chambers flash as everyone shields the flash from their faces~ Dante: ... ~The chambers open as smoke emerges from them~ Spike: Also, I forgot to mention...one of them WON'T come out. Leo: ROCK!!! Fluttershy: ANGEL!!! ~Rock falls out of the 1st chamber dizzy~ Leo: Oh thank god! Are you ok? Rock: I'm fine. Fluttershy: *Cries* What about angel?! ~A tall figure steps out of the 3rd chamber with blonde hair,red eyes,a red vest,red half gloves,blue jeans,grey shoes,bunny ears and a fluffy tail~ Twilight: ... AJ: ...dang... Spike: Fluttershy... Leo: I think that might be- Dante: Angel. Angel: *Looks at his hands and feels his face* Leo: It's King Kazuma! He became a reincarnation of angel. Pinkie: Which means? Spike: Fluttershy...the old angel is dead. Fluttershy: No that's impossible! Angel: *Walks towards fluttershy* Fluttershy: ...um please don't hurt me *Flinches* Angel: *Crouches down and nuzzles her* Spike: Of course he keeps the same personality. Trent: So Rock + Angel + an orb of ultimate power creates a badass version of Angel? Go figure. Twilight: So that means...Angel IS the orb! Dante: What?...WHAT?! *Stares at spike* Why you little- *Strangles spikes* LOOK...AT...WHAT...YOUR...SCIENCE...HAS...DONE! Angel: *Left ear twicthes as he instanstly grabs dante's collar at full speed* AJ: He has rock's agillty. Leo: Which came from me by the way! Angel: *Tosses him at a house as ponies pop up with stunned faces* Dash: and dante's strength. Rock: So overall he's...just a clusterf(bleep)k of us and an orb. Dante: *Climbs out of the rubble as his eye's glow white* YOU"RE DEAD! *Charges after angel with a kick* Angel: *Guards the kick and punches him away* Dante: *Gets up* You ass! *Charges after him* Angel: *Knees him into the air* Dante: *Recovers* Bitch! *Charges at him again* Angel: *Hand glows and shoots a energy ball at him* Dante: *Dodges* HA! Angel: *Appears behind him and power smashes him to the ground with his legs sticking out* Dante: ... AJ: Why'd he stop? *The ground shakes as a shifting red aura with black sparks in it surrounds dante* Leo: You might wanna take a few steps back. Dante: *Bursts from the ground with white hair* THAT'S IT!!!!!!! *Charges after angel at full speed* Fluttershy: *Gets in front of angel* ENOUGH!!!!!!!! Dante: *Stops as he skids towards fluttershy* Fluttershy: Don't you ever...EVER...lay a hand on angel you got that?! Dante: And if I dont'? Fluttershy: *Uses the stare on him* Dante: *Stares back*...........{How is this possible?! Her...stare...and cute factor...TOO STRONG!}.....*Blushes*..........{Crap! I'm blushing! I never blush! gotta be strong!}..............*Powers down and pouts* I didn't feel like killing him anyway. Trent: Wow. I've never seen dante back down from a stare before. Dash: Sooooooo what now? Angel: ... ~Montage~ *Everyone skips down the road very happy-like as "My best friend" plays in the BG* *Angel and Trent are holding each other's hands spinning as angel accidently let's go of trent and he goes flying into a incoming pony and as they land they explode for no reason* *Rock,Fluttershy and Angel are playing tag and angel tags rock in the sack hard as he runs after fluttershy. Rock just sits there in pain* *Angel is cloud hopping with Rainbow Dash and by accident he steps on Rainbow dash and they land on leo and crushes him as twicthes like a bug* *Angel is on the swing as Twilight pushes then Rarity pushes then Pinkie pushes hard then dante comes in to push and gets smacked across the plains then derpy falls on top of him and explodes* ~The Next Day~ Dante: *Mumbles as his wounds get treated* stupid bunny...fluttershy...protecting him...stupid 70's song. Leo: *Is in a wheelchair* Why are we in casts? Rock: ...oh yeah. *Everyone gets up and rips off the casts and bandaids* Dante: All right I'm tired of this s(bleep)t. Leo: Come on dante it's just one orb. Dante: OUT...of 17. Losing an orb is like losing your car payments while your wife leaves you and takes 90% of your stuff and getting an LOBOTOMY TO FORGET THE WHOLE SITUATION WHILE THE DOCTOR SODOMIZES YOUR EARS AND BELLY BUTTON WHILE HE MAKES LOVE TO YOUR BLADDER AND FOR SOME REASON ROSIE O'DONNEL IS EATING YOUR PANCREAS THEN CHARLIE SHEEN IS A SAINT ALL OF A SUDDEN THEN BACKSTABS AND DESTROYS NBC AND THEN- Rock: Dude. Dante: WHAT?!?!? Rock: Angel is behind you. Angel: ... Dante: Well hi there angel I was hoping you heard every last fricken word I said. Angel: ... Dante: That's right you can't speak can you? Angel: *Ear twitch* Dante: OHH! Your ear twitched! That's so fasinating! What else can you do?! Angel: *Sniffs* Dante: HEY HE SNIFFED! That means he smells alot of ASS!!! Angel: *Knees him in the balls* Dante: *Is in pain* He can crack balls! Jolly good show! Angel: *Checks his pocket watch and walks away* Dante: What is this? "Alice in Wonderland"? COME BACK HERE I'M NOT DONE RANTING! Leo: Will you shut up? it's not like he's stealing your thunder. ~Fillydelphia~ (Z.O.N.E troopers storm in and destroy everything in sight) Pony: HIDE THE FILLY CHEESESTEAKS! *Leo and Dante drops in* Leo: Ready? *Pulls out his cutlass* Dante: *Pulls out his dual thunder swords* Does it look like it? ~BATTLE SEQUENCE~ Trooper: The Wolves! *Fires* ~Leo goes rushing towards the mob of troopers reflecting bullets and slashes the trooper~ ~Dante skates along side a building, jumps and slashes 2 troopers as he stabs another one behind him and electricutes him~ ~A Z.O.N.E tank rolls through and fires at Dante as he reflects it from his hand and it goes flying towards the moon~ ~Dante jumps at the tank as angel drops from the sky and pile drives the tank into the ground~ Dante: You?! ~Z.O.N.E troopers storm in and aims their guns at angel~ Angel: ... *Dissappears* Trooper: Where'd he go?! ~Angel appears behind a trooper and bitch slaps him in the neck hard and throws his body at another trooper as the other troopers fire, he slides under a trooper and throws him with his feet at the firing troopers~ (The others drop in) Fluttershy: Angel! What are you doing?! ~Angel elbows a trooper and uses him as a human shield as the other troopers fire at angel while he tosses the body aside and jumps in the air then sky dives foot first into the troopers causing a shockwave that sends most of the troopers away as the remaining troopers drops their guns and retreats~ ~Leo and Dante appears behind the troopers and kicks them high into the air into a star~ Dash: THAT WAS 80% AWESOME!! Fluttershy: NO! I asure you that was NOT 80% awesome! Angel you could've been killed! What were you thinking? Twilight: He was thinking that he was helping the cause. Dante: Yeah he helped alright, Steal my thunder! We had it under control until HE showed up. Fluttershy: Leave it to the professinals! That's all you had to do! Dante: While did spike create such an abomination?! Fluttershy: Worry! Dante: Anger! Fluttershy: Fear! Dante: More Anger! Angel: *Grins his teeth* Dante: YOU IRRITATE ME! Fluttershy: *FlutterRage* YOU DISSAPOINT ME!!! Angel: ...*A tear falls from his eye as he jumps away high into the sky* Fluttershy: Where's he going? Dante: Yeah what's roger rabbit's problem? Leo: You 2. Dante/Fluttershy: What? Twilight: Fluttershy you're too overprotective. Leo: And Dante you're being an asshole. Dante: Anything else new? AJ: Why angel just wanted to be part of the team. Pinkie: Yeah! I mean did see how he take those troopers?! He was like BAM! and POW! and *Makes explosion noises* then the meanies were like *Imitates a machine gun* but then angel was like *Holds up a dead trooper* ratatatatatat as a human shield and then- Rock: *Pets her head as she calms down and demands her tummy rubbed* Leo: So dante why can't you accept the new angel? He helped us! He's a good guy. Dante: Because he's...*Sighs* Because when he absorbed the orb, the whole situation reminded me 5 years ago. When I lost my fiannce. I don't like talking about it but, Its the reason. I see him as the person who killed my fiannce. Fluttershy: And I guess for me, I just missed angel being just a normal cute little bunny. Now he's taller and cuter and stronger and more loveable and, oh why did I drive him away? Rarity: I think you know what to do now. Dante: Yeah.... ~Derpy's house~ Dante: *Is in bed with derpy* ...this uh...this is extremely akward. Derpy: Derp! Dante: This is NOT what Rarity had in mind was it? Derpy: No and everyone says I"M mentaly challenged. Retard. Derp! (As the sunsets, Angel is sitting on very high tower looking at the sun go down) Fluttershy: Angel! There you are! Angel: ... Dante: Uh hi. Angel: ...*Turns his head the other way* Fluttershy: Angel I'm really sorry I snapped at you. I'm just not used to the new you. Dante: And I'm sorry for being an ass. I don't know why I didn't thank you for the help. And if it means that much to you, you can be part of the "Wolves of Pandemonium" well you're a bunny so...anyway We could use another hand. Angel: ...*hugs both of them* Fluttershy: I love you too angel. Dante: Oh and if you tell ANYONE I had a soft nice moment, I'll kill you. Fluttershy: Oh dante *Laughs*. Dante: Heh heh, No I WILL kill you. I will rip you're still beating heart out and eat ever bit of it. Fluttershy: *Whimpers* Dante: I would NEVER kill you fluttershy. I'm just kidding! But you know what I mena. Fluttershy: Oh...OK! Luna: *Flies in* HEY! Dante/Fluttershy/Angel: ??? Luna: *Points at the moon* WHO DID THAT?! Fluttershy: Did what? ~At luna's castle~ Dante: *Looks into the telescope and sees a small smoking crater on the moon* Luna: WHO DID THAT TO THE MOON?! Fluttershy/Angel: *Runs away* Luna: YOU!!! YOU WILL GO TO THE MOON AND FIX THAT DAMN CRATER! OR ELSE!!! Dante: OR ELSE WHAT?! ~In Luna's bedroom~ Dante: *Is in bed with luna* ...wow...just...wow. Luna: I told you there would DIRE consequences...*suggestively* darling. Dante: I've gotta stop assuming this is what ponies think. Luna: Come now there's nothing wrong with humans and ponies that way. Dante: ...................I can think of 10 good reasons why THIS is wrong. The End