In the park Trent: Ah what a nice day to walk in the park...*Inhales and exhales smoke* Rock: Yeah ruin it with your dirty mouth. Keith: Hey guys can I confess something? Dante: You're into the MLP fad. Keith: How'd you know?! Dante: Dude you're wearing a f(bleep)king "Bronies for life" shirt under your jacket! Keith: *Zips up his jacket* Dante: Man I don't even know how you'd got suckered into that fad. Trent: Hey i wouldn't be surprised if we ended up in equestria. *A clear emerald falls from the sky and lands in front of them* Dante: ...*Looks at trent with a pissed off look* You had to jinx it didn't ya? WHY?!?! Rock: Just don't touch it! We'll be fine. Keith: Yeah that way we won't keep ending up somewhere needed. Dante: Where's trent? Trent: Hey free gem! Keith: Trent NO!!! *Everything fades away* Dante: THIS SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS! *In a wooden like house* Rock: ...*Wakes up* what the hell? *looks under the sheets* WHAT THE HELL?! KEITH!!! Keith: *Gets up* What's going...on? Holy crap! Dante: *Bangs his head against the wall repeatedly* Trent *Wakes up* heheh free beer. What happened? Dante: You happened! 32 years ago! Look what your jinxed up mind did to us! WE"RE F(bleep)KING PONIES!!! Keith: Well bronies- Dante: SAME S(bleep)T!! Trent: Someone's a cranky po- Dante: DIE!!! *Tackles trent and pounds the crap out of him* Keith: *Looks outside sees ponies everywhere minding their own business* wanna explore? Rock: Whatever. *They walk outside and see derpy flying towards them* Rock: Hey it's derpy. Keith: Oh crap duck! *Derpy flies into the mailbox and gets stuck* Derpy: Muffins! Keith: I got her left leg. Rock: I got her other. *they both pull her out and she goes flying towards a tree. Derpy: These muffins gots splinters in it! Rock: *Picks up the mail* Princess Celestia wants to see us at the castle. Keith: How did she know we're here already? Trent: *Is all beat up* She's the princess duh! Dante: Well you guys go. I don't want anything to do with this. *Guards comes from the sky and grabs dante and takes him to the castle* Dante: Damn they're good. *The others walk towards the castle* Rock: Wait...we can fly. Keith: *Looks at his back and sees wings* oh yeah. ~At the castle~ *The guards drop him in front of the gate* Dante: What? Too lazy to bring me all the way inside? or do you have half the attention span of a rock and a brick? Guard #1: *Grins his teeth and raises his hoof* You son of a bitch! Keith: Whoa wait! We're here. Guard #2: Good then. *The gate opens* Guard #2: You may enter. Dante: You could've told me I had to wait. Guard #1: Well you could've asked nicely! *Runs away crying like a girl* Guard #2: ...He's got ALOT emotional problems to deal with. ~Inside the castle~ Trent: This castle reminds me of castlevania. Alucard: *Walks by* tell me about it. God this castle is a f(bleep)king maze! WHERE'S FRICKIN DRACULA?! *The throne room door opens dramatically then just casually opens* Rock: Huh... Celestia: Ah they've arrived! Dante: HI! YOU'VE SEEN US! Let's go. Keith: *Steps on his tail* Stay. Dante: *Pouts* this is some bullcrap. Keith: Hello princess. My name is- Celestia: Keith. Keith: ...and this is- Celestia: Rock. Keith: ...and- Celestia: Trent. Keith: ... Celestia: Dante. Keith: I didn't say anything. Celestia: I know. I've heard of your wonderful deeds across the universe. I know all your other friends too. Anyway I've summoned you here to equestria for your dire need of assistance. Rock: Well what's the problem? Celestia: That horrid terrorist group "Z.O.N.E" has taken many the ponies from ponyville. They even captured...Luna! Keith: Man that's horrible! Rock: What can we do to help? Keith: Are you kidding me? We go after those bastards, kick some ass and rescue everyone. Celestia: I'm afraid it won't be easy. There's an uncountable fleet of battleships in the sky guarding the prisoner cargo ship. They'll destroy anything that comes near their perimeter. I lost most of my good men trying to do so. Forgive me I rarely show this side of me. Please will you help us? *As a tear fall from her eye* Keith: ...*Thumbs up* You can count on us! Celestia: Oh thank you so much. This is such an honor! Dante: On one condition. *Everyone looks at dante* Trent: Damn it dante. Dante: ...is there a way we can be human again?! Celestia: Of course! I know a top student that will help you with this mission and your human forms. Dante: Who? ~At ponyville~ Twilight: Hold still...*Zaps them from her horn as they turn human again* Dante: Oh thank god. Twilight: However in order to keep you guys like this, You have to keep some relation of a pony. Trent: Like what? Twilight: Your cutie marks. Keith: Where? *Pulls up his sleeve* Heh it's a shoe with wings. Rock: Mines a star with a fist coming out. Trent: Mines a...cigarette. Dante: *Pulls up his sleeve* Keith: There's blood coving it when did you get injured? Dante: I didn't. this IS my cutie mark. Blood. AJ: Alright cut the bull. What's the plan? Twilight: Well the ships right now are cruising through a mountain at a low altitude. Keith: So we climb the mountain and jump and land on one of their ships- Rainbow: And take out each ship until the cargo is left. Rock: Right! Pinkie: Write! and then we write on their windows telling them how mean they are! Rock: -_-;...right. Keith: No way girls leave this to us. Rainbow: Oh come on we helped with the plan. We wanna be in the action! Keith: Sorry we don't wanna risk... *They all make sad cute faces* Keith: Don't please...stop...*Sees rarity coming towards him and makes a even sadder face*...Fine! Rainbow: Yes! This is gonna be awesome! Keith: But you'll all need something for what you girls are about to face...Dante. Dante: ...your fates. *Takes out a glowing purple gem and tosses it at them as it floats* Twilight: What is that? Rock: Touch it. Twilight: Hmm... Trent: Go on. *They all touch the orb and they all float in the air as a purple aura glows around them. Then they float back down* Fluttershy: Are you guys okay? Twilight: I feel a little different. *Raises her hoof and accidentally fires an energy pulse at derpy* Holy... Derpy: Pain muffins! AJ: That was amazing! What can I do? *Raises her hoof* oh shoot *Stomps her hoof and creates an explosive shockwave* Dang! Rainbow: I'm already very quick. So...*Accidentally touches pinkie pie and shocks her* Pinkie Pie: Owie! Rainbow Dash: Epic... Pinkie Pie: *Gets mad and picks up Rainbow Dash and throws her across the village and though alot of trees* Rainbow Dash: *In the BG* I'm OK! Pinkie Pie: Awesome! Just call me "The Incredible Pink"! except I have no showing of strong muscles. Rainbow: You guys gotta try this! Rarity: No thank you. This job is too dirty for me. Fluttershy: No...I'm good we'll just watch. AJ: Suit yourself! Keith: Alright then let's head out! ~On top of a mountain~ Rock: There they are. Trent: You girls ready? Keith: Twilight get on my back. Twilight: Wait we're gonna JUMP?! Keith: Trust me. Rainbow: I got AppleJack. Pinkie: *Hops on trent* I got trent! Keith: Alright. 3...2- Dante: JUST JUMP!!!! *They jump off and dive into one of the ships as applejack shouts "YEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!" Fluttershy: BE CAREFUL!! Twilight: Now what keith? Keith: Wait for it........NOW GUYS!! *The guys sprouts their wings and glide towards the ship as soon as they get near it* ~BATTLE SEQUENCE~ Z.O.N.E Trooper: ...Hey look in the sky! IT"S THE WOLVES!!!!!! FIRE!!!!!! *They land on a ship and as everyone lets go of each other they zoom across to the cargo at high velocity, Keith does a spinning kick that smacks away a dozen troopers and then executes a donkey kick into a trooper's face as it sends him flying and twilight jumps towards him and power smashes him into the floor leaving a hole for keith and twilight to go in.* *Rock runs with applejack as rock shouts to her "AJ!!! JUMP!!!". AJ jumps and rock jumps to grab her front hooves and spins as they cause an extremely painful tornado from AJ's brick hard hooves and rock's speed spin, smacking everyone in their path, then rock throws her in the air then AJ comes falling down hard with her hooves glowing red, then as she lands she creates a explosive shockwave knocking everyone away.* *Dante skates along the ship with RD flying above him then she rapidly kicks though troopers and somersault's them in the air as she shouts "DANTE!!!". then dante jumps in the air and rapidly punches the troopers then he smacks them towards RD then she smacks them back to dante then it turns into pong, then finally RD and dante together charges up power kicks them across the ship and they bounce off the ship into the water* Dante & Rainbow: *High fives* *Inside the ship, Pinkie Pie is holding trent and she throws him like a piercing torpedo and brings out his staff and spins while smacking everyone he comes in contact and power smashes a trooper and kicks him towards a trooper operating a turret and they both get blown up. Then trent sees bigger troopers with bigger weapons and says "oh s(bleep)t". Then PP trots ahead then yanks off a pillar and smashes over big trooper she sees, then it becomes a "whack a foe" game then both trent and PP charges up slams them in the ground*. *Keith and Twilight are dashing towards the giant cannon turret* Keith: I have an idea! Twilight: What?! Keith: *Hand charges purple* jump into my arms! Twilight: *Jumps into his arms* now what?! Keith: *Holds her horn* Use your magic! *Keith uses her as a magic rifle and blasts all the troopers in the way and they reach the cannon* Twilight: What are you doing? Keith: Using their own weapon against them *Aims the cannon and another ship* This should be quicker! *Fires* *The other ship takes massive damage and explodes* Twilight: There we go! *He fires at another ship then it crashes into another ship and explodes* *The main fleet's cargo doors opens and a giant cannon emerges, charges up and fires at the ship the heroes are on* Keith: *Grabs twilight and jumps out the window and flies towards the main fleet as he sees the others fly towards it too* *The cannon pierces through the ship and explodes* AJ: That was close! Trent: I have an idea! Rock: YOU have an idea?! Trent: Just watch! *Trent and Pinkie flies towards the main fleet then steers to another ship, The cannon charges up and fires then they dodge it and fly away as the cannon destroys another ship.* Dante: Do what they do! Rainbow: *Flies towards a ship and taunts the main fleet* Main Fleet: *Fires at her then she flies away and watches the ship explode* Rainbow: Chump! Keith: *Flies towards another ship and air moonwalks in front of it* Main Fleet: *Fires at him then he flies away and watches the ship explodes* Twilight: There's 2 more! Dante: Leave them to me. *Flies towards the remaining ships and catches both their attention* *The 2 ships fire at each other as dante flies up and watches the ships blow each other up* Dante: Dumbasses. AJ: All is left is the main ship! Rainbow: Let's do this! ~They all fly towards the main ship then the ship's turrets rises and fires at them as pinkie dodges them in a dancing fashion~ Dante: *Arm charges up and fires a large beam from his hand and destroys the turrets* Twilight: Everyone stop! Rock: What? Twilight: Something's not right...all the turrets stopped firing. Keith: ...Zan. Pinkie: Who? Dante: There he his. *An elevator from the cargo rises and opens as a man in a green general outfit walks out* Zan: This isn't the welcome I was expecting. Twilight: Let Luna and the others go! Keith: What purpose could you possibly have with them?! Zan: Can't you see? This was an attempt to lure you weaklings into my trap. So I can finally kill you and your pony friends. In fact *Snaps as a cage of the captured ponies emerges from the lower cargo* AppleBloom: Big sis! AJ: AppleBloom?!?! *Stomps her hoof* You've gone too far! *Charges after zan* Trent: AJ wait he's- Zan: *Hand glows white and forces his palm on her stomach and blasts her across the ship* Fluttershy: APPLEJACK!!! AJ: Damn he's too strong... Celestia: *Flies from the sky onto the ship* General Zan! Luna: Celestia! Celestia: I demand you release these ponies at once! Zan: Oh sure I'll release them...as soon as you're all dead! *Body charges white and blasts trent* Trent: *Groans in pain*. Dante & Dash: *Charges after zan, then dante tries to kick him then zan grabs his foot and throws him at dash* Dash: Man... Dante: Told ya this was gonna be tough. Rock and Pinkie: *Charges after him* Keith: GUYS STOP HE'S TOO STRONG! Zan: *Grabs them both and throws them in the air and charges up then palm blasts them across the ship* Pinkie: Big...meanie...too..manly. *faints* Keith & Twilight: *Grins their teeth* I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU!!! *Charges towards him* *Twilight shoots from her hoof and horn at him as he reflects them back het then she dodges them, then she charges at him again and throws every hoof punch and kick she has at him as zan guards and dodges each one and he throws punches at her as she dodges most of them then zan sees keith behind him and elbows him in the face and kicks him in the gut then face again then gut then rapidly at his face and then power kicks him across the ship* Zan: NO ONE WILL GET IN THE WAY OF ME DEMOLISHING THIS PRISSY WORLD!!!!! I'LL KILL YOU ALL!!! Keith: *Sees twilight in pain* You...bastard! *Gets back up and tries to fight him again* Zan: *Grabs him by the collar and knees him the stomach hard* Keith: *Coughs out blood* Zan: You come here and destroy my ships?! *hand charges up and power smashes him at Celestia* PUNK! *He goes flying towards Celestia and they go flying across the ship* Keith: I'm sorry Celestia. Celestia: It's ok keith. I won't let him win! Luna: *Eyes glow white* You..never...EVER...TOUCH THE PRINCESS!!!! *Floats in the air and transforms into her dark self* Celestia: LUNA YOU'LL LOSE CONTROL!!! Luna: I don't care...*Burst opens the cage and charges after zan* Keith: *Looks up and sees fluttershy and rarity flying towards the ship glowing with fire* They had the power too?! Fluttershy: *Is pissed off* You hurt my friends...*Eyes turns to fire* YOU GET CRUSHED!!!! *Opens her mouth and breathes flames at zan as he guards against the intense flames* *Luna power smashes him from the back and rarity shoots magic lasers from her horn at zan pushing him back* Zan: DO YOUR WORST!!! Keith: *Gets back up* You bet your ass we will. *Charges up 2x times and transforms into hyper keith as his hair turns white and his arm glows white and half his face glows white* Celestia: *Gets back up as her horn charges and aims it at zan* Twilight: *Aims her horn at zan* Dante: *Arm charges and aims at zan* Luna: *Aims her horn at zan* Fluttershy: *Inhales* Rarity: *Aims her horn at zan* Keith: *Crosses his arms as his hands glow white* Zan: This won't be good. *They all fire at zan then the impact explodes in front of him and he goes flying across the ship* Zan: *Is in pain* *They all surround him* Keith: You're done zan. It's over. Zan: *Gets up slowly* No..you're wrong...this is not over *Laughs as he coughs blood* this is way far from over *Hits the self destruct button on his watch* If I'm gonna die...I'm taking you all with me. Ship: SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE NOW IN EFFECT. Dante: Crap! Grab the ponies! And everypony that can't fly grab on to someone or somepony that can! *They grab all the ponies and fly off the ship* Zan: THE Z.O.N.E...WILL...LIVE...FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!! *The ship explodes bigger than the others and the blast radius is catching up to the heroes* Rock: We won't make it in time! Keith & Twilight: ...Idea! Twilight: Rainbow Dash! Hold on to everyone! Keith: Dante hold on to rainbow dash! Dante: *Holds her hoof* Twilight: Do the sonic rainboom! Keith: Take out the green gem and use pandemonium thrust! Dante: Right. *Pulls a green gem out of his pocket* Ready?! Dash: Sure? *Goes faster at 4x times the velocity and a circular rainbow emits from behind her* Dante: PANDEMONIUM THRUST!!!!! *They zoom across from the mountain and warps back to ponyville* ~Ponyville~ *They appear from the sky and fall to the ground* Trent: My head...*Pulls out a cigerette* Keith: Is everypony ok? Twilight: Wait where's pinkie pie? Pinkie: *Lands on twilight* Let's do that again!! Spike: They did it!!! They're all back!!! *Everyone cheers as they come to confront their captured friends and family* AJ: Oh applebloom I'm glad you're safe. AB: I missed you too sis! Celestia: *Hugs keith* Thank you so much for saving Luna. Keith: *Blushes* No problem princess. Luna: I never thought you guys would save us. Trent: It's our job. Rock: We'll never turn down any mission or job you guys offer. Keith: I guess we'll be leaving. Dante: Finally. Where's the- Celestia: Wait. Keith: ...? Celestia: You didn't let me finish! I hereby declare you brave young- Trent: Half. Celestia: Half young warriors certified citizens of ponyville and equestria! Pinkie Pie: YAY!!!!!!! Dante: Damn it. Keith: Dante with the Z.O.N.E in this universe they can destroy these ponies. We can't let that happen. Dante: ...Fine. *They all cheer and then derpy falls from the sky covered in ashes* Fluttershy: What happened to derpy? Derpy: I saw smoke and it looked like muffins then I found this head. Rarity: HOLY SPORES!!! THAT"S ZAN'S HEAD! AJ: At least we know he's dead. Alucard: FINALLY!!! I'm out of that castle! Soma: But what about Dracula? Alucard: ...Go to the credits. Soma: What's wrong- Alucard: GO TO THE FREAKING CREDITS!!!! The End...for now...