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The strobe lights, the collie girl thought. Was she still at the dance bar? The features in her vision returned to normal, revealing the object to be attached to the ceiling, a rotating fan.\n\n“Not again.” She clenched her eyes shut in frustration, “I hope this one used a condom for once.”\n\nBut it didn’t make any sense though, it’s always after the ninth glass she ends up forgetting anything afterwards. She was sure she didn’t even get to finish her second glass. Worst of all, she thought, she has no memory of tonight’s booty call.\n\nShe resolved to get out of bed and find her cell phone, to check on any missed calls texts. That’s when she realized she couldn’t move her arms and legs. It was dawning on her limbs were curled in the strangest position – fixed in place by some kind of force. It was difficult to tell what was holding her down, as her...breasts – were obstructing everything from her shoulder-down. Her back, the collie girl also noticed, was laying on a flat surface instead of a bed.\n\n“Oh hi, you’re awake!”\n\nLassie craned to the left to see who last night’s romp was. An elf, Lassie realized, now she really regret not remembered what her night was like. The elf swerved her body left and right as she was cutting something over the countertop. There were straps across her back and over her shoulders. An apron, but nothing else, her plump ass wiggling with abandon without the restraints of pants.\n\n“Um.” Lassie tried to spell it out as politely as she could, “If you don’t mind, can you explain why I can’t...can’t...” several things clicked in the collie’s head. One, the elf was working on a cutting board, a quick scan of the room showed that Lassie has just woken up in a kitchen. Never mind the man sized board she was laying on, she felt unnaturally cold. She may not have noticed the sensation, but the spinning blades made every exposed part of her body tingle.\n\n“EEE!” She shrieked, “I’m nake—nn—BALD! I’M BALD!”\n\nHow could she not have noticed it before. The white lining that covered her chest was gone, leaving them as pink as a naked mole rat.\n\nLilith turned around with a silly grin on her face, “Of course silly. Would you eat a chicken with all her feathers still on?”\n\nLassie blinked, certain she didn’t hear that correctly. She tried thinking of wild excuses that could discourage the scenario. She was in a prank show with hidden cameras. Maybe the collie consented to have herself balded in her drunken stupor. Hell, she’d be a pet for the rest of her life. Anything except-.\n\n“AIEEEEE!” the canid’s body spasmed as much as her bindings would allow as the elf poured the contents of a ladle all along her inner thigh. It was like being hit with an ice pack!\n\n“Oh god, you’re that cannibal on the news!”\n\n“Funny how the police assume ‘The Turducken’ or whatever is a guy or hillbilly family.” Lilith said matter of factly, depositing another bowlful of sweet smelling liquid around Lassie’s stomach. “And it’s always men they watch out for at the dance clubs. They see a man carrying a woozy woman out of a bar, they bet their life insurance he’s gonna rape her in a dumpster. But if it’s lady helping another one out, well...just somebody making sure their friend gets home safe and sound.”\n\nThe elf spoke so nonchalantly of her modus, while the collie wiggled and writhed more violently. Excess sauce dripped down her sides, helping to lubricate the hard to reach back in Lassie’s current position, so the elf didn’t do anything to stop her.\n\n“You’re not gonna ask obvious questions are you?” Lilith lifted an eyebrow, “‘What’s this stuff you’re putting on me?’ ‘Why is that oven large enough for me to fit inside?’” She mimicked what may have been perhaps real occurrences directed at her.\n\n“What do you expect them to say? You’re eating people!”\n\n“How about offering a million dollars? Although being a rich daughter usually means you’re sure to taddle. I guess no luck there.”\n\n“How about if I ever get out of this, I’l---HOLY FUCK!” the elf interrupted Lassie’s bravado by pouring the rest of the bowls contents, All four litres of refrigerated basting. The only conventional way to compare would be to dive into a pool of snow. But for a canid girl like Lassie, who never truly experienced the naked sensation of skin, there was no metaphor.\n\n“Fuck! FUCK! F-rrrmp?!” Lilith added insult to injury, in the form of an apple. The elf was in mood for the eventual sobbing and begging.\n\n“So sorry about that.” The elf apologized with half sincerity, “Need to make sure all parts are lathered evenly so nothing chars up. Oh, and so you won’t be able to bite.” The elf cupped a handful of the fluids that leaked off Lassie’s stomach, a very unbecoming thing for a cook to do, proceeding to smear the brown sauce all over the collie’s face. The sweet aroma did little to calm the girl as her cheeks were meshed between the lady’s fingers. Then her ears, her eyelids, the bald spot that used to be Lassie’s eyebrows.\n\n“To my credit, I tried out a lot of outlets as an alternative to this hobby of mine.” Lilith continued to speak, “Potmaking, gardening, masturbation, the usual.” The last excuse so out of nowhere the collie raised a brow.\n\n“Although...” Lilith reflected as her arms started to move down, “I’ve been told I’m a really good masseur.”\n\nThe next moments Lilith loved all too well. When the monthly victim would fight against their bindings, not out of a desire to escape, but in denial of the tactile ministrations the elf was providing. The alien feeling of the collie’s skin without fur, coupled with the warm groping of another, what sounds Lassie could muster through her nostrils came out low and moaning. The elf owed it to the lady after all. The best part was getting as much as the juices inside the canid’s vulva. To the elf, it was just another step from her mental cookbook. But the guilty spasms Lilith felt between her fingers told her exactly how Lassie was feeling.\n\nThe time eventually came when the massive oven chimed to announce it was at the opportune temperature, and the collie seemed to immediately forget about her free massage service. When Lilith withdrew her hands, she took one good look at tonights dinner. The collie’s body, bound up in triple checked ropes, her skin literally shiny from Lilith’s family recipe. Honey, pineapple extract, and a special ingredient that not gave off the shiny texture, but to insure no excess juices escape from her body.\n\nLassie wanted to scream, but the fruit in her mouth was like a rock. She could only watch as she was slid closer to the bright red coils lining across the interior of the boxed space.\n\n“Try your best not to wiggle, lest you want the coils to make you sizzle.”", "description_bbcode_parsed": "The first sight to greet Lassie when she awoke was a spinning blue. The strobe lights, the collie girl thought. Was she still at the dance bar? The features in her vision returned to normal, revealing the object to be attached to the ceiling, a rotating fan.

“Not again.” She clenched her eyes shut in frustration, “I hope this one used a condom for once.”

But it didn’t make any sense though, it’s always after the ninth glass she ends up forgetting anything afterwards. She was sure she didn’t even get to finish her second glass. Worst of all, she thought, she has no memory of tonight’s booty call.

She resolved to get out of bed and find her cell phone, to check on any missed calls texts. That’s when she realized she couldn’t move her arms and legs. It was dawning on her limbs were curled in the strangest position – fixed in place by some kind of force. It was difficult to tell what was holding her down, as her...breasts – were obstructing everything from her shoulder-down. Her back, the collie girl also noticed, was laying on a flat surface instead of a bed.

“Oh hi, you’re awake!”

Lassie craned to the left to see who last night’s romp was. An elf, Lassie realized, now she really regret not remembered what her night was like. The elf swerved her body left and right as she was cutting something over the countertop. There were straps across her back and over her shoulders. An apron, but nothing else, her plump ass wiggling with abandon without the restraints of pants.

“Um.” Lassie tried to spell it out as politely as she could, “If you don’t mind, can you explain why I can’t...can’t...” several things clicked in the collie’s head. One, the elf was working on a cutting board, a quick scan of the room showed that Lassie has just woken up in a kitchen. Never mind the man sized board she was laying on, she felt unnaturally cold. She may not have noticed the sensation, but the spinning blades made every exposed part of her body tingle.

“EEE!” She shrieked, “I’m nake—nn—BALD! I’M BALD!”

How could she not have noticed it before. The white lining that covered her chest was gone, leaving them as pink as a naked mole rat.

Lilith turned around with a silly grin on her face, “Of course silly. Would you eat a chicken with all her feathers still on?”

Lassie blinked, certain she didn’t hear that correctly. She tried thinking of wild excuses that could discourage the scenario. She was in a prank show with hidden cameras. Maybe the collie consented to have herself balded in her drunken stupor. Hell, she’d be a pet for the rest of her life. Anything except-.

“AIEEEEE!” the canid’s body spasmed as much as her bindings would allow as the elf poured the contents of a ladle all along her inner thigh. It was like being hit with an ice pack!

“Oh god, you’re that cannibal on the news!”

“Funny how the police assume ‘The Turducken’ or whatever is a guy or hillbilly family.” Lilith said matter of factly, depositing another bowlful of sweet smelling liquid around Lassie’s stomach. “And it’s always men they watch out for at the dance clubs. They see a man carrying a woozy woman out of a bar, they bet their life insurance he’s gonna rape her in a dumpster. But if it’s lady helping another one out, well...just somebody making sure their friend gets home safe and sound.”

The elf spoke so nonchalantly of her modus, while the collie wiggled and writhed more violently. Excess sauce dripped down her sides, helping to lubricate the hard to reach back in Lassie’s current position, so the elf didn’t do anything to stop her.

“You’re not gonna ask obvious questions are you?” Lilith lifted an eyebrow, “‘What’s this stuff you’re putting on me?’ ‘Why is that oven large enough for me to fit inside?’” She mimicked what may have been perhaps real occurrences directed at her.

“What do you expect them to say? You’re eating people!”

“How about offering a million dollars? Although being a rich daughter usually means you’re sure to taddle. I guess no luck there.”

“How about if I ever get out of this, I’l---HOLY FUCK!” the elf interrupted Lassie’s bravado by pouring the rest of the bowls contents, All four litres of refrigerated basting. The only conventional way to compare would be to dive into a pool of snow. But for a canid girl like Lassie, who never truly experienced the naked sensation of skin, there was no metaphor.

“Fuck! FUCK! F-rrrmp?!” Lilith added insult to injury, in the form of an apple. The elf was in mood for the eventual sobbing and begging.

“So sorry about that.” The elf apologized with half sincerity, “Need to make sure all parts are lathered evenly so nothing chars up. Oh, and so you won’t be able to bite.” The elf cupped a handful of the fluids that leaked off Lassie’s stomach, a very unbecoming thing for a cook to do, proceeding to smear the brown sauce all over the collie’s face. The sweet aroma did little to calm the girl as her cheeks were meshed between the lady’s fingers. Then her ears, her eyelids, the bald spot that used to be Lassie’s eyebrows.

“To my credit, I tried out a lot of outlets as an alternative to this hobby of mine.” Lilith continued to speak, “Potmaking, gardening, masturbation, the usual.” The last excuse so out of nowhere the collie raised a brow.

“Although...” Lilith reflected as her arms started to move down, “I’ve been told I’m a really good masseur.”

The next moments Lilith loved all too well. When the monthly victim would fight against their bindings, not out of a desire to escape, but in denial of the tactile ministrations the elf was providing. The alien feeling of the collie’s skin without fur, coupled with the warm groping of another, what sounds Lassie could muster through her nostrils came out low and moaning. The elf owed it to the lady after all. The best part was getting as much as the juices inside the canid’s vulva. To the elf, it was just another step from her mental cookbook. But the guilty spasms Lilith felt between her fingers told her exactly how Lassie was feeling.

The time eventually came when the massive oven chimed to announce it was at the opportune temperature, and the collie seemed to immediately forget about her free massage service. When Lilith withdrew her hands, she took one good look at tonights dinner. The collie’s body, bound up in triple checked ropes, her skin literally shiny from Lilith’s family recipe. Honey, pineapple extract, and a special ingredient that not gave off the shiny texture, but to insure no excess juices escape from her body.

Lassie wanted to scream, but the fruit in her mouth was like a rock. She could only watch as she was slid closer to the bright red coils lining across the interior of the boxed space.

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